Global Reincarnation: I Master All the Plots
Chapter 199 Mrs. Zhang
Chapter 199 Mrs. Zhang
According to the investigation, there are a total of 14 targets suspected of being Mrs. Xiang, and Xiang Yang plans to find them one by one.
Anyway, idle is idle, maybe you can meet other ghouls.
The eldest lady is a woman who is fatter than a pig. She is as thick as a tank but not as high as a tank. Except for her buttocks, she is all about her waist.
Of course, this is just an exaggeration, as long as you look carefully, you can still tell that it is personal.
Speaking of this, Xiang Yang suddenly remembered a joke.
What is the standard for judging whether a man is fat or not?
That is, the belly cannot be bigger than the chest!
"Wait here for me, be back soon."
Throwing two bills to the driver casually, Xiang Yang took Wu Ling even into a community.
The target living here is the closest to the CCG headquarters, let's check the situation first.
"Master Ghost Doctor, she lives in the suburbs..."
Looking at the tall buildings ahead, Wu Ling even spoke suddenly.
"I know!"
"Then why..."
"Drop a wild game along the way!"
What did Wuling say: "???"
Although he couldn't understand what the boss was thinking, Wu Ling Shizao still chose to be honest and obedient.
"1404, Unit [-], Building [-], um, not bad number."
When Xiang Yang came to the elevator, he happened to meet a girl coming over.
Thick waist and short legs, fat and strong body, a lot of acne on the face, and a stomach that looks like it is seven or eight months pregnant.
If the full score is 10 points, this is the top 3 points.
"I asked you boys, can you not use the elevator? Every time I meet you after taking a shower, I feel very embarrassed."
Some harsh voices came, it was the girl speaking in the group.
Xiang Yang: "..."
Wu Ling even said: "..."
The two looked at each other, both feeling very painful.
She looks so ugly with makeup on, and I'm afraid she looks like a monster just after taking a bath.
Awkward?Who is embarrassed?
"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a woman? It's not a good thing to see."
Noticing the expressions of the two, the girl snorted coldly, her face full of displeasure.
But when she saw Wu Ling's face clearly, the displeasure on her face immediately turned into jealousy.
Wu Ling was so beautiful that she couldn't help feeling ashamed.
"Woman? Can I ask you to cup a pot on your chest? Why don't you find two wasps to sting you. You look like a pumpkin. Who can tell if you're a man or a woman if you don't take off your pants?"
Xiang Yang sneered, "I don't know where the pheasant came from. I thought I was a phoenix with a hair on its head."
"You! You are a straight man with cancer!"
"What are you! You cancerous woman!"
Xiang Yang snapped back with a single word, if it wasn't for avoiding alarm, he would have slapped this bitch to death long ago, he's just out of his mind.
"you you you……"
The girl was so angry that she was trembling all over. She wanted to scold back, but found that the two had already walked out of the elevator.
"I won't let you go!"
The girl cursed in a low voice, her face full of resentment.
She wanted to create an accident, pretend to be molested, and send this damned man to prison.
"It's here."
After looking at the house number, Xiang Yang raised his hand and knocked on the door.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
As soon as the hand dropped, there was an impatient voice immediately.
"Who is it?"
"Mrs. Zhang, I'm from the sub-district office!"
(As mentioned earlier, all customs and settings are in accordance with China's)
"From the street office?"
The door was opened, and it was a fat woman.
With bright red lips and a chubby face, she was only wrapped in a bath towel.
The poor towel obviously couldn't cover her extraordinary figure, it was so tight that it might be stretched open at any time.
"Come here to do..."
Too lazy to talk nonsense with her, Xiang Yang kicked her.
boom!
The heavy body hit the wall hard, directly punching through the reinforced concrete.
Xiang Yang stepped into the room, and found a strong man lying on the ground in the shape of "tai", without a piece of body.
"Hehe, this is really a toad and a frog, an ugly flower."
Xiang Yang chuckled and ignored the man.
The skin of the body was red, and somewhere swelled to the point of exploding, obviously taking drugs that exceeded the limit of the body.
When that fat woman finishes playing, she will eat him as food.
"you wanna die!"
In less than ten seconds, the fat woman who was kicked by Xiang Yang jumped back the same way.
The bath towel on his body fell somewhere, revealing the mountains of fat underneath.
The two blood-red wings fluttered gently, looking very strange.
"Stupid!"
Xiang Yang snorted coldly, his figure disappeared instantly, and when he reappeared, he was behind Mrs. Zhang.
Grabbing the wing-shaped Kazuko with both hands, he kicked it in the air.
"Ow!"
The shrill screams did not sound like human voices, and Mrs. Zhang was kicked into Zhang Dada.
Oh, she doesn't have that "严", it's always Zhang Dada.
Stab it!
The blood-red wings were completely torn off, along with two shoulder blades.
Xiang Yang casually threw the stump aside, and stepped on Mrs. Zhang's face with his feet.
Except for the initial kick that punched a hole in the wall, there was no disturbance in the whole battle.
This fat woman's strength is average, that is, to the extent that she can easily kill two elite players, and she is no different from a weak chicken in front of Xiang Yang.
"My lord, what should she do?"
Wu Ling even asked suddenly.
"she?"
Looking in the direction of his finger, Xiang Yang found that the girl he had argued with before had followed him.
The scene in front of her has exceeded her tolerance limit, with blood flowing and stumps all over the ground.
And the man who quarreled with her before was throwing his wings aside with a cold expression.
etc!wing!
This is a ghoul!
Two people who deal with ghouls must be investigators!
Thinking of this, the girl's hanging heart immediately returned to her stomach.
It's fine if it's not a terrorist. At most, it will be criticized and educated.
However, the words that followed scared her so much that her shit and pee flew, and she couldn't help but collapsed on the ground.
"The battle with ghouls is very dangerous, and casualties are inevitable. We can only give priority to ensuring our own safety."
Xiang Yang glanced at him.
The words have been said so clearly, if Wu Ling Shizao still doesn't understand what he means, then he will have an operation to put ten donkeys on him after he returns.
"okay!"
Wu Ling let out a cheer, and walked up to the girl in a few steps.
puff!
"you……"
Looking at the palm sunk into her chest, the girl's face was full of despair, fear, anger, and resentment, but she had no regrets.
Perhaps in her view, she was born noble, and men are inferior.
No matter what she does, she is right. It is not her who is wrong, but the whole world.
"Ask someone to clean up the mess, let's go to the next place."
This fat woman has been dismembered, and it will take at least two hours to recover to move freely, enough for CCG people to come over.
After leaving this community, Xiang Yang took Wu Ling Shizao and continued walking to six places.Two of them are ghouls, and the other four are just plain perverts.
"Seven people, three ghouls, and four perverts, this ratio is a bit high."
Xiang Yang murmured, wondering why there were so many abnormalities.
But thinking that Tokyo Ghoul is a copy with Japan as the background, it can be fully explained.
(End of this chapter)
According to the investigation, there are a total of 14 targets suspected of being Mrs. Xiang, and Xiang Yang plans to find them one by one.
Anyway, idle is idle, maybe you can meet other ghouls.
The eldest lady is a woman who is fatter than a pig. She is as thick as a tank but not as high as a tank. Except for her buttocks, she is all about her waist.
Of course, this is just an exaggeration, as long as you look carefully, you can still tell that it is personal.
Speaking of this, Xiang Yang suddenly remembered a joke.
What is the standard for judging whether a man is fat or not?
That is, the belly cannot be bigger than the chest!
"Wait here for me, be back soon."
Throwing two bills to the driver casually, Xiang Yang took Wu Ling even into a community.
The target living here is the closest to the CCG headquarters, let's check the situation first.
"Master Ghost Doctor, she lives in the suburbs..."
Looking at the tall buildings ahead, Wu Ling even spoke suddenly.
"I know!"
"Then why..."
"Drop a wild game along the way!"
What did Wuling say: "???"
Although he couldn't understand what the boss was thinking, Wu Ling Shizao still chose to be honest and obedient.
"1404, Unit [-], Building [-], um, not bad number."
When Xiang Yang came to the elevator, he happened to meet a girl coming over.
Thick waist and short legs, fat and strong body, a lot of acne on the face, and a stomach that looks like it is seven or eight months pregnant.
If the full score is 10 points, this is the top 3 points.
"I asked you boys, can you not use the elevator? Every time I meet you after taking a shower, I feel very embarrassed."
Some harsh voices came, it was the girl speaking in the group.
Xiang Yang: "..."
Wu Ling even said: "..."
The two looked at each other, both feeling very painful.
She looks so ugly with makeup on, and I'm afraid she looks like a monster just after taking a bath.
Awkward?Who is embarrassed?
"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a woman? It's not a good thing to see."
Noticing the expressions of the two, the girl snorted coldly, her face full of displeasure.
But when she saw Wu Ling's face clearly, the displeasure on her face immediately turned into jealousy.
Wu Ling was so beautiful that she couldn't help feeling ashamed.
"Woman? Can I ask you to cup a pot on your chest? Why don't you find two wasps to sting you. You look like a pumpkin. Who can tell if you're a man or a woman if you don't take off your pants?"
Xiang Yang sneered, "I don't know where the pheasant came from. I thought I was a phoenix with a hair on its head."
"You! You are a straight man with cancer!"
"What are you! You cancerous woman!"
Xiang Yang snapped back with a single word, if it wasn't for avoiding alarm, he would have slapped this bitch to death long ago, he's just out of his mind.
"you you you……"
The girl was so angry that she was trembling all over. She wanted to scold back, but found that the two had already walked out of the elevator.
"I won't let you go!"
The girl cursed in a low voice, her face full of resentment.
She wanted to create an accident, pretend to be molested, and send this damned man to prison.
"It's here."
After looking at the house number, Xiang Yang raised his hand and knocked on the door.
Tuk Tuk Tuk!
As soon as the hand dropped, there was an impatient voice immediately.
"Who is it?"
"Mrs. Zhang, I'm from the sub-district office!"
(As mentioned earlier, all customs and settings are in accordance with China's)
"From the street office?"
The door was opened, and it was a fat woman.
With bright red lips and a chubby face, she was only wrapped in a bath towel.
The poor towel obviously couldn't cover her extraordinary figure, it was so tight that it might be stretched open at any time.
"Come here to do..."
Too lazy to talk nonsense with her, Xiang Yang kicked her.
boom!
The heavy body hit the wall hard, directly punching through the reinforced concrete.
Xiang Yang stepped into the room, and found a strong man lying on the ground in the shape of "tai", without a piece of body.
"Hehe, this is really a toad and a frog, an ugly flower."
Xiang Yang chuckled and ignored the man.
The skin of the body was red, and somewhere swelled to the point of exploding, obviously taking drugs that exceeded the limit of the body.
When that fat woman finishes playing, she will eat him as food.
"you wanna die!"
In less than ten seconds, the fat woman who was kicked by Xiang Yang jumped back the same way.
The bath towel on his body fell somewhere, revealing the mountains of fat underneath.
The two blood-red wings fluttered gently, looking very strange.
"Stupid!"
Xiang Yang snorted coldly, his figure disappeared instantly, and when he reappeared, he was behind Mrs. Zhang.
Grabbing the wing-shaped Kazuko with both hands, he kicked it in the air.
"Ow!"
The shrill screams did not sound like human voices, and Mrs. Zhang was kicked into Zhang Dada.
Oh, she doesn't have that "严", it's always Zhang Dada.
Stab it!
The blood-red wings were completely torn off, along with two shoulder blades.
Xiang Yang casually threw the stump aside, and stepped on Mrs. Zhang's face with his feet.
Except for the initial kick that punched a hole in the wall, there was no disturbance in the whole battle.
This fat woman's strength is average, that is, to the extent that she can easily kill two elite players, and she is no different from a weak chicken in front of Xiang Yang.
"My lord, what should she do?"
Wu Ling even asked suddenly.
"she?"
Looking in the direction of his finger, Xiang Yang found that the girl he had argued with before had followed him.
The scene in front of her has exceeded her tolerance limit, with blood flowing and stumps all over the ground.
And the man who quarreled with her before was throwing his wings aside with a cold expression.
etc!wing!
This is a ghoul!
Two people who deal with ghouls must be investigators!
Thinking of this, the girl's hanging heart immediately returned to her stomach.
It's fine if it's not a terrorist. At most, it will be criticized and educated.
However, the words that followed scared her so much that her shit and pee flew, and she couldn't help but collapsed on the ground.
"The battle with ghouls is very dangerous, and casualties are inevitable. We can only give priority to ensuring our own safety."
Xiang Yang glanced at him.
The words have been said so clearly, if Wu Ling Shizao still doesn't understand what he means, then he will have an operation to put ten donkeys on him after he returns.
"okay!"
Wu Ling let out a cheer, and walked up to the girl in a few steps.
puff!
"you……"
Looking at the palm sunk into her chest, the girl's face was full of despair, fear, anger, and resentment, but she had no regrets.
Perhaps in her view, she was born noble, and men are inferior.
No matter what she does, she is right. It is not her who is wrong, but the whole world.
"Ask someone to clean up the mess, let's go to the next place."
This fat woman has been dismembered, and it will take at least two hours to recover to move freely, enough for CCG people to come over.
After leaving this community, Xiang Yang took Wu Ling Shizao and continued walking to six places.Two of them are ghouls, and the other four are just plain perverts.
"Seven people, three ghouls, and four perverts, this ratio is a bit high."
Xiang Yang murmured, wondering why there were so many abnormalities.
But thinking that Tokyo Ghoul is a copy with Japan as the background, it can be fully explained.
(End of this chapter)
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