Genshin Impact, those big guys behind the scenes are all me

"Good afternoon, Lady Aina."

When Aina walked into the Momang Palace, the guards inside immediately greeted her.

"Where is Lady Funina?"

"She is in the study and has not come out all day."

"Well, I see."

Aina nodded and walked towards the study.

As the highest executive officer of Fontaine, she could go in to find Funina without reporting.

At this time, just as she walked to the door, raised her hand, and was about to knock on the door, she suddenly heard a voice from inside.

"What is this, Fukalos? The wedding ceremony you chose is too old-fashioned. How about the on-site arrangement? I reject it in the name of the God of Water!"

"You are too weird. Who holds a wedding in the court of trial? And you have to sentence him to life imprisonment. If Reid knew you did this, he would definitely be scared away."

"Then don't let him know!"

"The problem is not here, it's... shh."

"Huh??"

Outside the door, Aina was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, and still knocked on the door.

"I'm coming~" Funina's energetic voice came out. After a while, the door of the study opened and her head squeezed out from the crack of the door, "Hmm? Aina, what's wrong?"

Aina's eyes subconsciously looked towards the study.

"Lady Funina, were you... alone in there just now?"

"Yes, leave now." Funina opened the door, "There's no one else in there, right? Just me."

"Ha..."

Aina thought to herself, you're still chatting so happily alone?

Sometimes Funina, sometimes Fukaros... Forget it, after all, this is Lady Funina, it's not strange to do something strange, even if she locks herself in a room and plays a schizophrenic patient... right?

Lord Reid, please come back and take care of her.

"Lady Funina, I need to verify with you about the funds applied for by Momang Palace." Aina explained her purpose.

"Funds?"

"About the wedding banquet..."

"Ahhh! Wait a minute-"

Bang! !

The study door was closed again.

Aina: “?”

No, Master Funina, you haven’t even read it yet…

“Hey, hey, hey, Fukaros, the funding approval has been submitted, and Aina is here to ask!”

“I can hear you, and you don’t need to speak so loudly, you idiot, just think about it in your heart.”

“Oh oh…what? I’m not an idiot! I’m talking about how to tell…”

“You’re not an idiot, but you’re thinking about it in your heart, no need to say it out loud!”

“…”

“…”

The study door opened again.

“Um, cough, cough, that…Aina, don’t ask too much about the wedding funding approval. I can’t tell you too much about this matter. Those who understand will understand, the water is very deep, and I can’t explain to those who don’t understand.” Funina said with a light cough.

Aina: “?”

“I’ve said it all, you just need to sign and pay the money.” Funina looked serious, “Understand? Understand? Know? Pay the money, this matter is very big!”

“This…Okay.”

Aina thought about it and agreed.

Her intuition told her that Funina was going to cause trouble again, but it was better not to get involved.

"Lord Funina, although I don't know what you are going to do, but now is still the expedition period, every penny should be spent on something worthwhile... Do you understand?"

"Don't worry, I promise it will be just this once!"

"You don't have to promise anything."

It is indeed a headache to have a willful god, but this god is indeed truly protecting his people. The water god Funina deserves to be loved by the people of Fontaine.

"Huh~"

After Aina left, Funina closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief.

"How was my performance just now? Did she not suspect me?"

"Is this important?" Fukaros reappeared in the room, "Except for Reid and the others, most people would not think that there would be two water gods. She would only think that you are acting crazy again."

Funina was dissatisfied: "What do you mean by 'again'? It's because you always hide your head and show your tail. You don't look like a good person at first glance."

Fukaros paused, thinking that if I didn't hide my head and show my tail, Fontaine would have been in chaos long ago. You pretended to be the water god for five hundred years. If this crime is brought to the court, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment at least.

"Okay, okay, don't argue. The funds are in place. Let's decide on the wedding ceremony quickly."

Fukaros urged.

Failed to gain any benefit from the melee for Reid. The current situation is obviously unfavorable to Fontaine. After all, among all the countries, Mond has Alice, Inazuma has the Thunder Sisters, and Xumi has the Great Kind Tree King Flower God, all of whom have a close relationship with Reid.

Even in Liyue, there is an old man named Zhong who drinks and listens to music all day long. Their relationship is so good that he even abandons his wife at home.

So Fukaros came up with a bad idea.

As early as last year when the Fontaine prophecy was resolved, she had issued an order to hold a wedding with Reid, but later because Reid ran away and the Great Compassion Tree King intervened, the wedding could not continue.

Isn't it the right time now?

At least she has reached a strategic consensus with Funina for a short time, and will not stab each other in the back. Good sisters are like a quilt, not plastic.

And they are not only good sisters, but can even be said to be the same person.

After hearing this suggestion, Funina immediately said that Fukaros agreed.

Fukaros also said that Funina agreed.

Congratulations, congratulations.

"I think..."

Funina took out her notebook and began to plan her life.

...

...

"Go to Fontaine to participate in the Wanfa Festival?"

Liyue.

Heyu Teahouse.

Su Chen looked at Ying beside him and was a little confused: "When did you become interested in this kind of festival?"

"Of course I'm interested in it if it's a festival~" Paimon said immediately, "You don't know how noisy Fontaine was some time ago, saying that Mondstadt's Thousand Wind Festival, Liyue Lantern Festival, and Inazuma Dragon King Festival were all very lively, but Fontaine's festival was still a little deserted, so they said that they would hold it more grandly this year."

"Really?" Su Chen thought to himself that your festival is not in line with theirs.

"Yes, it's true. If you don't believe me, Su Chen, you can go to Fontaine with us and see for yourself."

"Forget it." Su Chen waved his hand, "I'm not interested in that stuff."

Ying said, "Funnina is still looking forward to you attending the festival with her. You left Fontaine for so long and didn't go back. You're a heartless man."

Su Chen: "???"

Paimeng said, "Heartless man."

Ying said, "Irresponsible."

Paimeng said, "Irresponsible heartless man."

Hard, fist hard.

But then again, since I escaped from Fontaine last time, I really haven't gone back to see it.

And now the matter has been resolved. Although the problem of the rampage of the abyss monsters is still there, I think more and more qualified people are appearing, and the benefits of civilization leap are slowly reflected. It's only a matter of time to solve the abyss.

So he can now be a hands-off shopkeeper... Well, even if he doesn't want to be one, there's nothing he can do. After all, the template is sealed. Now he is just an ordinary retired uncle, hanging out with Zhongli every day.

Nothing to do today, listen to music in the brothel.

It was also thanks to the teleportation ability that could still be used. Otherwise, with his Great Sword Saint template, if he was caught by those goddesses, he would be brutally exploited at will.

There was no way, he couldn't beat them!

Su Chen finally understood a truth, he could not use force, but he could not do without it.

"Su Chen, Su Chen, let's go together~" Paimon said with a blink of his eyes.

"Why are you smiling so meanly?" Su Chen asked.

"No way, hum! I'm obviously very sincere, okay?" Paimon put his hands on his hips, not knowing what an opponent was.

"Hmm..."

Su Chen thought for a while. Furninna was an ordinary person and was not a threat to him. As for Fukaros, he saved that guy's life after all, and there was Vilet at the critical moment, so he should be safe.

"Speaking of which, how did you know I was here?" Su Chen looked at the two of them.

For some reasons, he now needs to hide for a while. Although he can't use the template, Teyvat is so big that no one will know if he hides in this teahouse and listens to music.

"Zhongli told us." Ying answered truthfully, "We were planning to go to Fontaine, so we came to ask you."

"I see."

Su Chen was relieved now.