Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Soon, Ye Luo came to the infirmary under the leadership of Xigwen.

"Well, you can sit here!" Xigwen pointed to the chair and said to Ye Luo with a smile.

After Ye Luo sat down, he looked at the furnishings in the infirmary curiously.

"I heard Clottey say that you and Lady Funina..." Xigwen looked at Ye Luo with a gossipy smile on her face.

"Haha, you already know this. Yes, Ms. Funina is my wife, hehe!" Ye Luo chuckled. When he went out, his identity was given by himself.

"Ah!" Xigwen's face was full of shock. She thought Clottey was spreading fake gossip.

"So, this is what you're asking me for?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully.

"No, it was Curtis who asked me to give you something!" Shigwen shook her head and took out a lot of concession coupons from the drawer.

Ye Luo's eyes suddenly lit up. He thought he was going to do illegal work, but now it seems that this apprentice was not in vain!

……

Steamdog Magazine.

Curtis put her hands on her hips and pointed at Demer angrily: "Do you think that since my master is in jail, you can just take the dividends alone?"

"No, isn't he only three months old? I'll give it to him as soon as he comes out!" Demo said helplessly, holding his forehead.

"Hmph, if you don't give him money, can his small body survive three months?" Curtis snorted, dissatisfied.

"Yes!" Demo smiled awkwardly. Others have been here for decades, but Ye Luo only came here for three months, which was like a vacation.

Give Charlotte next door three months and she'll laugh to death, and that's a good thing.

"I don't care, you must give me the dividend today. I can find a way to exchange it for a charter coupon and give it to him!" Curtis shook her head and resolutely ignored Demer's shirk.

"..." Demo hesitated, why is this little Meuluxin so obsessed with money?

"Don't worry, I won't take my master's money. If he dies in prison, won't I inherit the money?" Curtis patted her chest and promised.

Demer was brainwashed by Curtis, and suddenly felt that it made some sense.

However, if Ye Luo did not die in prison, the money would probably not be returned.

"Well, it seems to make sense!" Demo nodded, but still hesitated.

"If you don't give it to me, I will go to Lady Funina and accuse you of embezzling my master's property. Do you think Lady Funina will be angry?" Curtis turned her head and said angrily.

Curtis didn't realize that she had called her master so many times.

"Okay!" Demo finally nodded and gave Yeluo's three million Mora dividend this month to Curtis.

"Okay, I'm going to deliver the magazine!" Curtis suddenly beamed and ran out with the magazine in her arms.

"Meiluxin is really not bad. With so much money, you still don't forget to work!" Demo nodded with satisfaction.

The screen turns.

Curtis came to her room and put the magazine directly on the table. Then take out the mora and pile it into the camera obscura in the wall.

After pushing the camera obscura in, she clapped her hands happily.

"Master, my apprentice has given you so many concession coupons, these are all mine!" After saying this, Curtis walked outside with the magazine in her arms.

……

"Okay, I checked again and there is nothing wrong with your body!" Xigwen took the stethoscope off Ye Luo and shook her head.

"I told you, I'm not sick in the first place!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly and explained.

Xigwen stared at Ye Luo for a long time before shaking her head.

"Besides, your testing is too backward, isn't it? There is no X-ray transmission or something?" Ye Luo raised the corners of his mouth slightly. This is science, do you understand?

"Well, what is that?" Higwen put her finger to her mouth and asked doubtfully.

"With this instrument, you can clearly see the state of my bones!" Ye Luo thought for a while and explained.

Hearing this, Xigwen said doubtfully: "Why do you need instruments? I can see it with my eyes!"

"..." Ye Luo was silent. He talked about science with the other party, and the other party directly gave him a theology.

Within a moment, Ye Luo recovered.

"Oh, this is actually very simple. I also know a way to check the pulse and see a doctor, can you?" Ye Luo looked at Xigwen, this time with a bit of uncertainty in his tone.

If Xigwen knew it, he would not ask, and he would not let her show off.

"Oh, you are talking about Liyue's medical treatment method, I have researched it." Xigwen looked at Ye Luo and her eyes suddenly became intense.

"Oh!" Ye Luo immediately stopped talking, pretending to be a failure, and gasped.

"How much do you know? Why do so many people have insufficient kidney qi when I check their pulse? Yes, it should be because of insufficient kidney qi!" Xigwen looked at Ye Luo and asked doubtfully.

The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly. What can I do? Of course, eat six flavors...

"Ahem, the master's secret method cannot be spread to outsiders!" Ye Luo coughed twice and quickly refused.

He hasn't been exposed yet, and he hasn't managed to maintain the appearance of a worldly expert.

Hearing this, Xigwen's expression suddenly became solemn.

With a "pop" sound, Xigwen knelt down and shouted:

"Master is here, please accept the disciples!"

Ye Luoxin felt numb. He felt that his time-travel experience could be written into a novel, called "Mei Lu Xin Kneel Down to Become His Master as soon as they met."

Xigwen didn't think so. After all, Curtis and Belia were apprentices, didn't they?

"Ahem, our sect has a rule that it is a male but not a female!" Ye Luo coughed twice and refused.

"Oh, so you are such a person. I want to tell Lady Funina that she has been promoting equality between men and women recently!" Xigwen looked at Ye Luo and said with a smile.

"Ahem, I was just joking, don't take it seriously." Ye Luo coughed twice and smiled awkwardly.

He didn't want Funina to misunderstand that he was lying to her, otherwise she would have to cry alone for who knows how long!

"So, can master teach me?" Xigwen asked with a successful smile.

"Yes!" Ye Luo gritted his teeth and nodded.

However, how could he, a science student, know so much!

He doesn't know anything about "Qianjin Prescription", "Compendium of Materia Medica", "Huangdi Neijing", or "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases"!

"However, you have just become a disciple, and you have to go through three months of inspection before I can teach you!" Ye Luo stretched out three fingers and said solemnly.

ps: Thanks to "Wenqi from Prince Jing's Mansion" for the update. I will add another update tomorrow.

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