Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"You came out so soon?" Funina looked at Ye Luo with a face full of surprise.

"What's wrong, does Lady Funina want me to stay longer?" Ye Luo asked with a slight smile.

"No...no!" Funina quickly shook her head.

"How about it, I think the clothes are too small, why don't I invite someone to come over?" Ye Luo showed it off and said.

"No... no need, she looks pretty like this!" Funina looked at Ye Luo with a smile and couldn't help but nodded.

"Uh, okay!" Ye Luo said nothing more after hearing Funina's words.

"Where did you come from?" Funina said, then she pinched Ye Luo's chest!

Ye Luo couldn't help laughing and said jokingly: "Ms. Funina, are you envious?"

"No, no, what's the use of having so much fat!" Funina quickly retracted her hand and looked at Ye Luodao with disdain.

"Of course it's useful, it looks good!" Ye Luo smiled slightly and couldn't help but reply.

"It's a good-looking hammer. Say it again and try it!" Funina said and took out the hammer.

"Ha, didn't you lose the last one? How did you get it back?" Ye Luo asked with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, I thought I didn't want Villette, so I used it. I don't like waste!" Funina looked matter-of-fact, her expression unchanged.

"Where did he put it? How did you know he didn't want it anymore?" Ye Luo asked curiously.

"It was put in the drawer. I found it with great difficulty!" Funina looked up at the ceiling and thought for a while before replying.

"Well, is there a possibility that Villette is still useful?" Ye Luo asked tentatively.

"Impossible!" Funina shook her head, and then explained:

"Last time he put it on the table, and then I took it, and he told me it was useful! Now, it's put in a drawer, which means nothing, it means it's useless!"

"I'm just saying, is it possible that she was afraid that you would let him get away with you again, so she hid it?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and couldn't help but remind her.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Funina shook her head with a firm look on her face!

Ye Luo looked at the wise light in Fu Nina's eyes, and finally resisted trying to expose it.

"Okay, let's go!" Funina didn't waste any time and just pulled Ye Luo away.

"Hey, wait a minute, please help me put on makeup. It looks like a man is dressing up as a woman!" Ye Luo quickly grabbed Funina and said.

This is not a TV series, and he can't treat those gangsters as sand coins.

"Ah, put on makeup, okay!" Funina nodded, and a smile immediately appeared on her face.

Soon, Ye Luo sat in front of the dressing table. But there is no mirror on this dressing table, and I don’t know how Funina puts on makeup.

"Hmm...which one should I use?" Funina looked at the many cosmetics and couldn't help but frown.

"Ha, what did you say?" Ye Luo asked immediately after hearing Fu Nina's murmur.

"It's nothing, I'm thinking about what kind of makeup I should put on you!" Funina explained quickly.

"Oh, don't put on heavy make-up. Just give me light make-up so that I look like a girl!" Ye Luo didn't ask too much, he just hoped that no one would recognize him.

"Oh, okay!" Funina nodded, then picked up a cosmetic and started to apply it on Ye Luo's face.

"Well, Lady Funina, don't you have to put a little bit of cosmetics on your hands before using them? You don't know, right?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully.

"Ha, as a god, of course I know that! Don't worry, I will definitely dress you up nicely!" Funina comforted you with a smile.

"Ms. Funina, what are you applying on me? It's sticky?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully.

"Ah...no...it's okay, these are skin care products!" Funina explained quickly.

Oops, Oops, Oops, I forgot it was hair wax, think of a way, think of a way!

Funina thought for a moment, picked up a tissue and began to wipe Ye Luo's face.

After many attempts by Funina, Ye Luo was finally made up to look "like a flower" and like a jade.

"Is it over?" Ye Luo asked doubtfully. Fu Nina kept wiping it here and there on his face, looking quite professional.

"End it, I'm tired!" Funina shook her head, as if she had given up on treatment.

"???" Ye Luo looked confused and had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Go and look in the mirror yourself. I'll find someone to come back and help!" After Fu Nina finished speaking, she went out to find reinforcements.

Ye Luo watched Funina flee and quickly walked to the bathroom.

Looking at his unrecognizable appearance in the mirror, Ye Luo almost couldn't help but cry.

His handsome and majestic appearance completely changed, turning into an ugly creature that he didn't recognize.

Not to mention attracting gangsters like this, it might even scare the gangsters to death in the middle of the night!

……

"Ye Luo, where are you? I'm back!" Funina was sweating profusely, but she still pretended to be calm.

And a girl behind her was sweating profusely and panting.

"Fun... Lady Funina, let me take a breath first, don't worry!" The girl quickly waved her hands, looking like she didn't want to pay for the air, and sucked it hard into her mouth.

"Ye Luo, come out to meet the guests soon, don't be shy!" Funina shouted towards the room with a smile.

"My little assistant is a little shy, don't mind." Funina explained with a smile.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay!" The girl waved her hands quickly, she also wanted to pay attention.

She was pulled over from the theater by Funina on the condition that Funina would help direct the performance of their troupe.

So their leader naturally agreed. After all, Ms. Funina has hundreds of years of acting experience, and she is also a hot star in Fontaine.

Ye Luo walked out at this time, with a look of grievance on his face. He had just washed it with water and found that it had no effect at all. Instead, his face became even more discolored.

"Ah?" The first time the girl saw Ye Luo, she felt that her mission this time was extremely difficult.

How can I put on such a face?

"Don't get me wrong, this is all Mrs. Funina..." Ye Ruogang wanted to say that Funina painted it for him.

But seeing Fu Nina's threatening eyes, he finally silently memorized everything.

"It was the guidance given by Mrs. Funina, but I didn't do it well myself!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly, directly taking the blame for Funina.

"Hey, I taught him so patiently, but I didn't expect him to be too stupid." Funina shook her head, looking like she was about to be pissed off by Ye Luo.

Ye Luo was really embarrassed to say that he was the first to complain.