Chapter 81 Teyvat’s homophones
Continuing from last time
Since Zhongli was exposed in the live broadcast room, there has been an endless stream of people going to Changsheng Hall every day.
Hutao looked at the people outside the Palace of Purity and felt happy. She couldn't help but think: "I didn't expect Zhongli to be the emperor. Now the business of the Palace of Purity can double."
Traveler and Paimon go to the Adventurers Association every day to receive commissions. After all, they still have emergency food that consumes 30 moras a month.
Zhongli's retirement life was also disturbed by this.
【Ding! The system is starting! 】
[Haoyu: Really! The ding woke up Zaoyou! 】
[Shikano Nana: Hayao, you slept in secret again! 】
[Keli: Hayou and Keli are the same. Every time Keli goes out to fry fish, Captain Qin can always find Keli, but every time Kaiya brother helps to cover it up]
[Jin: Kaia! 】
[Kaia: Alas! Xiao Keli, you really hurt me]
[Paimon: Who told you, Kaia, to fish every day, just like the god of wind who doesn’t do anything serious! 】
[Wendy: Hey! 】
[Ding, let’s take a look at the homophonic memes on the continent of Teyvat today! 】
[Traveler: Homophones? 】
[Keqing: I feel full of malice! 】
[Paimon: Just after lunch, there was a nice video. A wonderful day has begun again! 】
【Ding! The video is loaded! Please look at the big screen! 】
In the picture
Keqing faced a group of thunder slimes, activated the elemental burst, and shouted, "The sword light is like me, cutting off all the debris."
After a gorgeous special effect, white immunity floated over the Rei Slime.
【Ding! May I ask what the homophone is for the sword light is like me, cutting away all the clutter? 】
[Paimon: Paimon knows! The sword is as bright as mine, and it can kill all the bullshit! , Hehehe, Paimon’s memory is very good]
[Traveller: Damn it, you’re a step too late]
[Xiang Ling: I didn’t expect that the first question would be Keqing]
[Keqing: Sure enough, I knew it! 】
[Thomas: This is not the point, the point is the immunity of the slime! 】
[Xingqiu: Watson, you discovered your blind spot! 】
[Ray Slime: Come again! 】
[Chongyun: Ray Slime has spoken! 】
[Xiang Ling: It’s a new ingredient! 】
【Ding! If Paimon answers correctly, he will be rewarded with a traveler-size pillow! 】
Ritsuki
Wanmintang
After finishing his lunch, Paimon flew in the air and touched his round belly.
At this time, an oversized pillow fell from the air and hit Paimon with a bang.
"Ying, help me move it away! Paimon can't kick him anymore!"
The traveler walked up to Paimon, leaned over and picked up the pillow.
The traveler touched the pillow and found that it felt surprisingly good, so he naturally put it into his brother Cheng pot.
...
At this time, Keli's figure appeared on the big screen again.
In the video, little Keli is beating up the ancient rock dragon lizard.
Keli turned on the elemental explosion, took out a Bounce, and shouted, "Everything can be blown up!"
Under Keli's fierce artillery fire, the ancient rock dragon lizard turned into starlight and slowly disappeared, leaving only two pieces of unripe jade.
【Ding! May I ask what is the homophonic sound of "Ding Ding" after "I'll blow it up for you"? 】
[Kaia: Well, it’s Keli’s style! 】
[Qin: That’s an ancient rock dragon lizard! Keli, when did you run away to Liyue? Where are the two pieces of unripe jade left? 】
[Keli: Keli doesn’t know! Keli has never been to Liyue, Captain Qin, you have to believe Keli! 】
[Xingqiu: Oh my god, Xiao Keli actually killed the ancient rock dragon lizard alone, how terrifying! It is indeed the strongest combat power in Mondstadt! 】
[Paimon: Traveler, where is the pillow I just got? Where did you put it? 】
[Traveler: Let me keep it safe for you for the time being! 】
[Arataki Yidou: Let me come! When I think about it, I should have smashed them all for you! 】
【Ding! Arataki Yito answered wrongly! Punishing Arataki Ito's performance script "The Yae God Son spends a lot of money to ask for a son"]