Chapter 72 Don’t look at me as a sheep
【Ding! What will the traveler say next? 】
【A. Hello, Gan Yu. 】
[B. Hello, Wang Xiaomei. 】
[C. Hello, Coconut Sheep. 】
【Ding! The system is accompanying my girlfriend. I will answer in three minutes. Do not disturb me! 】
[Keqing: Wang Xiaomei! Who is that? 】
[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng: Gan Yu, is this your new name? 】
[Qiqi: Coconut sheep, it’s coconut sheep, coconut milk! 】
[Paimon: Traveler, do you remember? Did it say in the previous video that Qiqi commissioned us to use the ultimate machine to hunt coconut sheep? Although at the end we explained the origin of coconut milk. 】
[Traveler: The truth! It turns out that Miss Gan Yu is Ye Yang! 】
[Kaia: This is not the point! This system actually has a girlfriend! 】
[Yinger: Three minutes? You are very weak! 】
[Traveler: System, you are very weak! 】
[System: What do you know! That's true love! The sister with 3000 years of service is so delicious! Singles! 】
[Gan Yu: I am Qilin, not some coconut sheep! 】
[Paimon: Even if you are three thousand years old, you can still talk! 】
[Ningguang: Okay, okay, let’s get to the main topic! 】
[Hutao: Travelers shouldn’t call Gan Yu by the wrong name! 】
[Traveler: Just kidding! My memory is super good! 】
【Ding! Gan Yu answered successfully]
[Gan Yu: I choose A. The traveler is saying hello, Gan Yu! 】
【Ding! During system judgment, Gan Yu’s answer was wrong! Punishing Gan Yu for singing "Don't Look at Me as a Sheep"]
[Ningguang: We haven’t discussed the results yet, Gan Yu, why did you rush to answer? 】
【Ganyu: I...】
[Qiqi: I choose coconut goat. Coconut goat’s milk is delicious! 】
【Ding! Qiqi answered wrongly! Before punishing Qiqi, she went to Shengtang to help! 】
[Qiqi: High temperature, fake smile and death! Fear! 】
[Hutao: Hehehe, Qiqi, my Qiqi! 】
[Paimon: I choose B, this feeling is so wonderful! 】
【Ding! Paimeng answers correctly and will be rewarded with a super luxurious family bucket from Paimeng’s different world (all KFC products)]
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Ritsuki
Wanmintang
Traveler and Paimon are having lunch
Suddenly a huge bucket appeared out of thin air on the table, still steaming.
Paimon took out a finger-licking original chicken from the bucket. He quickly put it into his mouth without caring about the heat, and said: "Oh my God, this chicken leg is really delicious! It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. This is better than the sweet flower stuffed chicken." Eat it a hundred times! Traveler, try it quickly!"
After hearing Paimon's words, the traveler also took out a chicken drumstick, tasted it, and said, "The taste is really nothing to say, but this drumstick is too small!"
(KFC should do some personnel work! Crazy Thursday original chicken is so small!)
【Ding! Paimon uploaded a picture.jpg]
[Paimon: It smells so good! I can show off a bucket! Traveler, eat slowly! 】
[Xiang Ling: The traveler is waiting for me to come back, and I also want to taste the food from another world]
[Kelly: Little Paimon eats so deliciously! Keli wants to eat too! 】
[Alice: Do you want the whole family to do it? If you had told me earlier, my mother would bring it to you next time she returns to Mondstadt. 】
[Keli: Thank you, mom. Mom, come back soon. Keli misses you very much! 】
[Qin: Ms. Alice, I will take good care of Kelly! 】
【Ding! It's punishment time! Send Gan Yu to the dance hall, please start your performance. 】
In the picture
Gan Yu's face turned red with embarrassment. After a while, he picked up the microphone, moistened his throat, and started singing.
“Tevat, Liyue Port
Little zombie, looking for coconut sheep
She is destined to be disappointed
Ice unicorn, not sheep
I'm really not a sheep
Wang Xiaomei is also a traveler’s imagination
My back feels a little cold when I move.
Attracted someone’s attention
I'm really not a sheep
Half-immortal blood flows on me
I've been waiting for a thousand years alone
Look at the changes in everything
If you have any problems, leave them to me
Don't be nervous alone
Yuethai Pavilion is busy at work
give me courage and strength
Diligence is my belief
Become the arms of the Seven Stars
Make a contract with the King of Hell
Protecting the common people forever
Abyss Mage and Qiuqiu Man
Accompany you to resist
Watching the moon and chasing the waves on the ice
Stay together forever
Stop calling me Coconut Sheep! "