Football: What Happened To Going To The Nightclub? I Have To Score

"The distance is 31 meters, and the angle is slightly off. Su Luo is more likely to pass the ball," the commentator noted.

"Of course, there is still a chance he might go for the goal directly," the analyst added.

"Su Luo has scored from a free kick near the touchline before..."

The ball was placed, the referee blew the whistle, and suddenly—what a quick, straight kick!

"It's in!! My God! He actually scored!!"

"How did Su Luo manage this? What happened in these 5 minutes?"

Zhan Jun's eyes widened, and Director Zhang exchanged stunned glances. They both felt like they were dreaming.

"5 minutes, 6 goals! Su Luo scored five of them!"

"This is a miracle! Truly, a miracle!"

Sky Sports commentator Martin Taylor was speechless for a couple of minutes, so stunned that fans thought he might have hung up by mistake.

Eventually, he managed to compose himself.

"Unbelievable!!! This is the most extraordinary game I've ever announced!"

"Fans who watched live, you are incredibly lucky. It will be hard to witness such a miracle again in your lifetime!"

"It's as if Su Luo was playing like a deity! He's unstoppable!"

"5 minutes of divine intervention!"

"Atletico Madrid can't even play now. I'm calling it—Chelsea will advance to the semifinals, and Atletico Madrid, the defending champions, are out!"

"Relying on the referee to win the first leg seems to have had its cost."

Everything happened so abruptly that, after going from 0:0 to 0:6, the match hadn't even reached 80 minutes!

In theory, Atletico Madrid would need to score 5 more goals to eliminate Chelsea with a total score of 7:6. But achieving such scoring efficiency is nearly impossible.

Even if goalkeeper Begovic were taking a break, Atletico Madrid might not be able to score five goals.

10 minutes were too long for Su Luo but too short for Atletico Madrid.

The spirit of the Jagged Legion was completely broken.

They had lost their will to fight.

After Atletico Madrid restarted the game, Saul, overwhelmed by the collapse of his team's morale, made a shocking mistake by passing the ball directly out of bounds.

But Su Luo's moment of brilliance had passed, and after his spectacular performance, he was physically and mentally exhausted.

He felt he might fall asleep on the grass, his eyes heavy with fatigue.

With Chelsea leading by such a large margin, there was no need to push for more goals.

Corners posed no threat.

The last 10 minutes turned into mere formality.

Chelsea played at a slower pace due to fatigue.

All Atletico Madrid players seemed like walking zombies, making frequent errors.

As the final whistle approached, the referee blew it without adding stoppage time.

Chelsea's substitutes rushed onto the field, lifting Su Luo and throwing him into the air!

Conte even wanted to shine Su Luo's shoes in admiration.

Chelsea was not expected to win this match, but Su Luo had defied all odds!

He had completely crushed Atletico Madrid's hopes of a comeback!

6 goals!

A deal worth 155 million—truly the most valuable in international football history!

No matter what happens with Barcelona in the semifinals, Su Luo's performance today deserves a bronze statue at Chelsea.

It will go down as one of football's greatest moments!

In just 5 minutes, he scored five goals and provided 1 assist!

Su Luo's Champions League tally now stands at 19 goals and 10 assists.

He has firmly secured first place in both the UEFA Champions League top scorer and assist charts!

After the game, when Simeone and Conte shook hands, Simeone's eyes were vacant, his mind clearly reeling from the defeat.

Conte, on the other hand, was focused on celebrating with his team.

As he entered the dressing room, he saw Chelsea players singing and dancing with great enthusiasm.

"Tonight, we're hitting the nightclub on the 7th floor of Madrid! It's on me!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Under Su Luo's leadership, going to nightclubs to celebrate big victories had become a tradition.

While players from other clubs might try to keep such outings low-key, Chelsea's stars openly lead the celebrations, and the head coach joins in as well.

Their victory over Madrid was a refreshing change, and the bitterness of past referee decisions was mostly forgotten.

It was a wild night.

The next morning, Su Luo woke up in the hotel to find Erica beside him, still in a daze.

"Su, you're awake! Look at this—everyone's raving about you! This fan art is hilarious; I'm dying of laughter!"

Su Luo looked at the image on her phone.

It was a fan-created picture, with Su Luo's face superimposed on traditional religious art.

Another image turned Su Luo's free kick into a Super Saiyan transformation.

Twitter had exploded with excitement.

The hashtag #God5min had surpassed 1 billion discussions.

Yesterday's incredible feat was dubbed "God's 5-Minute Miracle" by the internet.

Su Luo pulled out his phone from the bedside table, noticing he had over 99 unread messages.

His news had gone viral.

Messages of admiration and congratulations came from celebrities like Josephine, Taylor Swift, and Ma Fanshu.

Former teammates such as Quinin, Sane, Matushka, and Kimmich also sent their regards.

Rocker Glarish and Kevin De Bruyne sent enthusiastic congratulations.

Glarish's message was full of exclamation marks.

Su Luo could almost hear their astonished reactions as they watched the game.

Among the messages were those from his cousin Zhenxi, his parents, and other relatives.

In China, where football isn't as widely followed, many friends and family were unaware of this major news.

On Weibo's hot search list, Su Luo's #5minutes6goals topic had overwhelmed even major headlines like "In the Name of the People" and "Xiong'an New Area Establishment."

It was only third in trending topics.

The second spot was "Launch of the First Domestic Aircraft Carrier," and the top spot was "Bai Baihe's Scandal."

Among fans, Su Luo was already considered the true deity of football.

By scoring 6 goals in 5 minutes, he had surpassed Ronaldo and Messi.

Fans on both sides agreed that Su Luo was currently the number one player.

But debates on who ranks second were just heating up.

Compared to China, this story has gained even more attention in Europe.

Numerous media outlets unrelated to football are frantically covering the incident. Countless social media accounts and TV stations are broadcasting Su Luo's five goals and one assist.

Atletico Madrid has unfortunately become a backdrop for this extraordinary display, taking a beating in the process.

After analyzing both teams' tactics in professional articles, "Kicker" shifted from its usual stern tone and wrote:

"This is a football miracle! A moment of excellence that's nearly impossible to replicate! It showcases the limits of football players and highlights Su Luo's unwavering determination!"

"From a technical and mental perspective, every move Su Luo made was flawless—completely textbook-perfect!"

"This miracle is especially valuable as a lesson in spirit. Even if your team is trailing, you should ignite your fighting spirit and push hard; you might still make a comeback."

"Congratulations to Chelsea for reaching the semi-finals of the Champions League. We eagerly anticipate the match between Chelsea and Barcelona!"

The French newspaper L'Equipe reported:

"From 0:0 to 0:6, Su Luo had a 100% success rate in passing, shooting, and confrontations!"

"In this game alone, Su Luo is the GOAT! There's no doubt about it!"

The term "GOAT" stands for "Greatest of All Time"—the best player in history, not just one of them.

Aside from achievements like experience, number of titles, and trophies,

Su Luo's performance has elevated him beyond the level of Ronaldo and Messi.

Currently, the consensus is that Su Luo is the top player!

However, this judgment is based on just one game or a recent period.

Player performance can fluctuate greatly; it's normal to have ups and downs.

Given how shocking Su Luo's six goals in five minutes were,

UEFA, FIFA, and the International Anti-Doping Committee had to investigate.

After the game, they conducted their usual checks at the arena,

Then followed up with two more inspections over the next week.

Of course, members of the Premier League, UEFA, Chelsea FC, and Su Luo's management team were present throughout the process.

There was no possibility of tampering or conflict.

And despite thorough checks, nothing suspicious was found. If it wasn't detected before, it wouldn't be found now.

How could anything have been discovered?

Su Luo also questioned the principles behind his remarkable performance.

After much analysis, he speculated that entering a state of intense concentration might have released adrenaline,

Which enhanced his focus, reaction time, strength, and perception.

No wonder he felt sore and exhausted after his unparalleled performance.

It took Erica a while to get comfortable in the hotel.

Despite the media storm surrounding this "Su-style miracle," the buzz lasted for almost half a month before gradually dying down.

After Atletico Madrid returned, they suffered another heavy defeat in La Liga, losing 4:0 to Levante!

This indicates that the impact of the game on Atletico Madrid's confidence was devastating.

Even when a TV station interviewed Griezmann later,

His expression was still dazed, as if he were still in shock.

"Every night, I dream of standing at Calderon Stadium and having goals scored against us."

"Our team has been in poor form lately. I hope we can recover soon."

The previous champions, who had hoped to defend their Champions League title, ended up with a crushing defeat.

It seems they might struggle to reach the Champions League final again.

So far, no team has successfully defended the title since the Champions League restructuring.

Real Madrid's three consecutive titles in the original timeline now seem unlikely to be matched.

As for Su Luo, he is eager to achieve the feat of winning three consecutive Champions League titles.

Despite his dramatic victory, he has not let it go to his head.

He knows this success was due to the unparalleled mode.

In general, taking it lightly can come at a price.

In every match, no matter the opponent, you must give your all!

In the 34th round of the Premier League, Chelsea faced Southampton.

Su Luo came off the bench in the 50th minute of the second half and scored twice!

He helped Chelsea secure a 4:2 victory over the Saints and maintain a 10-point lead!

As long as the points remain unchanged, Chelsea will clinch the championship with three rounds to spare!

The 2016-2017 season is approaching its final stages!

Having won only the League Cup this season, the league title is almost in the bag.

As for the final month's matches...

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