Chapter 079
Chapter 0079 England, this is looking for a big daddy!!!
Forgive him for describing it as perverted.
But Cordo really couldn’t think of any better and more appropriate words to describe Lin Xu.
Cordor himself was a former professional.
As a former professional player, Kordo knows very well how difficult it is to achieve Lin Xu’s performance on the court at Lin Xu’s age.
If he remembers correctly.
The young man on the opposite side, wearing the shirt of England’s No. 9 main centre-forward, should have just turned eighteen.
An eighteen-year-old young player.
On his own national team debut.
In less than thirty minutes, he scored a hat-trick and an assist, and I ask, is this something that people can do???
Isn’t this a pervert?!
Cordo couldn’t help but sigh after sigh.
When he plays, he plays as a defender in the field.
Of course, Cordo’s own career can’t be considered very successful.
Not very successful at least compared to these England players.
But.
From a professional point of view, even if he were at his prime, he probably wouldn’t have done better than these defenders in Andorra’s national team.
So, what else can he blame?
He didn’t even want to scold Christian Garcia anymore.
Letting Christian Garcia go one-on-one to defend Lin Xu is indeed that his pre-match arrangement is not thorough enough, and he should not expect to let a player defend Lin Xu alone.
It’s good now.
People didn’t stop it, and they also broke the mentality of their own players.
But the second yellow card that shouldn’t have is definitely Christian Garcia’s own problem.
Cordo stood on the sidelines.
For the first time, I was at the center of the coaching game.
He also coached the national team for eleven years.
Maybe it’s time to give the national team a little more vitality.
This game is already destined to be a tragedy.
He will never shirk the responsibility he bears, he will take the initiative after the game, it is said that there is a problem with his tactical arrangement.
Actually, Cordo also knows.
Even if he loses this game badly, with Andorra’s domestic public opinion environment and the level of support for him from the Football Association 563, he will not have any crisis after class, but this time, he doesn’t want to do it very much.
It’s not a good feeling to have a team that you can only lose.
Everyone wants to win, but their strength doesn’t allow it.
Especially when we see the emergence of new super talents in football, and none of these super talents belong to them in Andorra.
That feeling is even more exhausting.
Lin Xu didn’t know that he had played the opposite coach in a game and was about to resign.
He still runs the field.
And those who think the same way as Cordo are those who come to watch the battle
Fans of various favourites to win the World Cup in Qatar next year, such as Algeria, Germany and France.
What kind of pervert is Lin Xu!
They watched the broadcasts on television or on different online platforms, and they all had shocked expressions.
When Lin Xu scored the first goal, the fans from these countries could still be stable.
It’s just a ball, it’s okay, it’s okay, it’s a genius of eighteen or nineteen, don’t you have it at home, there’s nothing to panic about.
When Lin Xu scored the second one, the fans’ throats began to dry.
Looking at the Englishmen on Twitter, their tails are about to rise to the sky.
But the fans of these favorite countries are only comforting themselves, but they are just scoring twice, good luck.
To Christian Garcia’s failure to solve the siege, he directly sent an own goal assist.
Lin Xu came directly outside the crowd and scored with a world wave volley.
All the fans were silent.
Exercise.
What the!
How is it a hat-trick???
He is also England’s youngest Mr. Hat-Trick.
It’s only been a few minutes.
Can’t play anymore!
That Christian Garcia, will not play football, a good ball will not play well, how can he solve the siege and give people assists.
And that Andorran goalkeeper, after playing for so twenty minutes, I haven’t seen you save twice!
Fans from all over the world complained about this, complained about that.
Christian Garcia was successfully scolded on Twitter.
But that’s not the end.
25 minutes.
Lin Xu gave an assist on the sideline ball.
These fans from other countries:
“…… Made. ”
After not watching the Championship game for many days, they almost forgot that Lin Xu still had this skill.
Made! Isn’t this bullying!
You can’t look at Andorra weak, just beat people to death!
By the time they saw Lin Xu send another assist in two minutes, these fans were completely speechless.
What else to say.
Lin Xu cowhide bar.
What else can be said about this?
Three goals and two assists, this is a normal person’s debut capable of doing it? Perverted!
Naked pervert!
But such a perverted player, how can he not be their country! Fans in every country are indignant.
England stepped on what luck to pick up a Lin Xu when the World Cup qualifiers were not finished!
I heard that it was the Dragon Country Football Association that first rejected Lin Xu, and then Lin Xu was summoned by Southgai?
What kind of waste is the Dragon Country Football Association!
Fans from Spain, Germany, and France ran to rush the Dragon National Football Association.
It’s all because of you, now it’s good, Lin Xu has become a big aid in England, what do you say we should do next year?
At first, they came to see this debut, purely to see the excitement.
Generally the same.
In their debuts, most of them came up and played a symbolic thirty or forty minutes.
Let everyone know each other.
Ah, this is the new face of our team, young man, just started playing with little experience, please advise more in the future, that’s it.
Lin Xu can pour well.
Come up and tell everyone directly.
England are not looking for a substitute for a new man, this is looking for a big daddy.
It’s still a big daddy with huge legs.
Five balls in less than thirty minutes, all five of which were made by Lin Xu.
How else does this make people play?
Fans from various countries who had come to see the excitement are already worried about their team’s World Cup next year, and if they meet England, how to defend.
Don’t say anything else.
Just Lin Xu’s grenade sideline ball.
How to prevent it?
No one in Stoke City could restrain themselves.
Today, Petersburg has no one to restrain in the Championship.
If England practice their headers more thoroughly this year, plus Lin Xu, who is more stable and efficient than Delap, then it will be a strengthened version of Stoke City, how will they defend against such an English team at that time?
Do you want to be like many teams at the beginning, and simply don’t give England a touchline?
But you look at England now.
If you don’t give the touchline ball and let their midfielders hit the box, will the threat become smaller?
It won’t.
All the fans started to have a headache.
This look at the lively look at the house has a feeling of collapse.
Fortunately, they found a problem.
That is, Lin Xu seems to only hit the door in the small penalty area.
I don’t know if it’s a matter of habit or if I feel more sure about hitting the door in a small restricted area
In short, some fans went to turn over Lin Xu’s recent match in Peterborough and the three goals scored in today’s England game.
It’s easy to spot this common denominator.
As long as Lin Xu receives the ball, if it is in a small penalty area, he will directly hit the goal
But if the catch is outside the small penalty area, even if it is only one or two positions outside, he will definitely take the ball to the small penalty area and hit the goal.
This personal habit is irrelevant to Lin Xu.
But it’s a very important message for other teams.
They can completely target Lin Xu’s habit, arrange tactical arrangements near the small restricted area, and defend Lin Xu with a bag, one person can’t prevent it, I go up two or three, and get you stuck outside the small restricted area, so that you can’t hit the door.
Fans studying Lin Xu.
Coaches and coaching teams from various countries are also urgently studying everything about Lin Xu, and Lin Xu’s game videos in Petersburg have all been tuned.
Lin Xu’s debut game has not yet ended, and it has become the defensive focus of many national teams.
And on the field.
The score didn’t end there.
Same as the previous team against Peterborough and Stoke City.
Andorra made the same choice.
After conceding two goals in a row in three minutes.
Andorra also did not dare to put any more to England’s touchline ball.
The defenders and midfielders on the left and right sides have also become much more cautious when defending, seeing English players take the ball, more just using their bodies to jam the opponent’s position, and dare not poke the ball out of the sideline with their feet as before.
Although England keep going back and forth in the midfield, the positions of the players are pressing forward step by step.
Until even Chilwell and Trippier at the back were past halftime.
England’s attack was launched suddenly.
Ben Chilwell handed the ball over the wing, Jesse Lingard sent a short pass, Foden and Ward Prows reversed the ball back and forth in the middle and knocked it to Lin Xu in the middle.
But this ball Lin Xu did not play by himself.
His small penalty area full level shooting card has lost its effect for twenty minutes, although he can also try a kick with his own shot.
However, with his own shooting efficiency, the possibility of scoring is not large, and it is better to give this opportunity to others to try.
Lin Xu glanced left and right, and the left and right side roads seemed to be in a good position.
But Sancho ran a little better.
Lin Xu didn’t think much and knocked the ball across to Sancho on the wing.
Sancho didn’t seem to think that this ball Lin Xu would return to him, when he received the ball, he was a little confused, and he accidentally went big, and when he wanted to hit the goal, the angle was not very good, and he could only return to Foden.
Foden simply fired a long-range shot himself from outside the penalty area.
“Gooooooooooooooooooal!”
Ned also looked at the screen with some amusement in the live broadcast room.
“Lin Xu originally wanted to give Sancho an assist, but Sancho himself may not have thought that Lin Xu did not choose to play the goal by himself in such a good position, but handed the ball to him, and for a while he couldn’t react, the ball was not handled well, and finally he could only return to Foden, but he didn’t expect that Foden himself came and scored a long-range shot!”
“This goalkeeper from Andorra!”
Ned sighed.
“Today’s mentality is probably broken.”
Foden’s ball, whether it is speed or angle, is not a particularly difficult ball to save.
But that’s it
One ball, Josep Gomez was unable to respond in time to save.
It can only be said that I was indeed stunned.
But too.
Thirty-five minutes, six goals conceded.
Whoever changes is confused.
This is still in the national team game.
After Fuden himself finished this kick, he saw that the ball went in with a somewhat incredulous expression, and he also confirmed with Lin Xu and others in place before starting to celebrate.
Josep Gomez…
Narrator Ned looked at the hapless Andorran goalkeeper and could only say, “The only thing to blame is their No. 22 defender, Christian Garcia.” ”
If it weren’t for Christian Garcia’s two senseless yellow cards that led to his own being sent off and leaving Andorra one less player, Andorra’s collapse would not have come so quickly.
At least.
It won’t be 6:0 in thirty-five minutes.
The few Andorran fans in the National Stadium have already begun to leave in silence.
It’s not that they can’t accept losing.
But in such a way.
With such a score.
Such a fiasco.
They’re really a little hard to accept…