Fairy Tail-Transmigrated In Order To Sleep With Babes

(Jason's POV)

"Huh?" I said as Elfman and Mirajane stood in my way, "What's this?"

"We heard of your exploits." Mirajane said with a serious scowl, "Jason…"

"As a Man, I must defend my younger sister's dignity." Elfman said

I looked behind me to see Gray and Juvia standing there with serious looks on their faces.

"Lucy, Levy, Lisanna…" Gray said, "And recently, Laki."

"Juvia heard what you did." Juvia said seriously, "To even attack Natsu-san and Gajeel-san…."

I blinked, "Huh." I said aloud, "Would you look at that? All of their names start with an L. Quite the pattern."

"This isn't a joking matter, Jason." Mirajane spoke up

"Okay so what?" I said, "Yea I had sex with them. What of it? As for Natsu and Gajeel, it was self defense. They attacked first. The hell are you gonna do about it?"

"We're detaining you." Elfman growled, "You have been summoned to the guild."

I raised my eyebrows, "Is that so?" I said, "If I refuse?"

Mirajane glared at me seriously, "You won't."

I smirked, "Easy there." I said, "You really wanna have a go at me?"

"We rather it doesn't come to that." I heard Gray say, "If you come with us quietly, we'll hear you out at the guild."

I looked back at him, he seemed to be serious.

I didn't mind having another scuffle but I can't afford to make an enemy of Fairy Tail. I still have some babes to dick down. Two of them are standing right before me.

I have to play nice for now.

"If push comes to shove, I'll have no choice but to defend myself." I said, "You guys got that?"

Gray nodded, "Understood."

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"Oi!!!" I saw as Natsu was being held back by Jet and Droy, "What the fuck is he doing here?!?!?"

"Easy, Natsu!" Jet told him

"Master summoned him here!!" Droy said

I smiled slightly as I passed him.

"Careful guys." I heard Gajeel say, "He used some crazy spell on me to seal my magic and mind. He's no slouch."

I smirked as I shrugged, "I can proudly say I can handle you two without relying that spell." I said, "That's not to say you'll be an easy fight, you'll definitely be tough."

Natsu glared at me, "You son of a bi-"

"Silence, Natsu!!!" I heard a voice say

I turned to see the scarlet haired goddess herself. Holy shit, she was beautiful.

Erza stood next to Makarov who sat atop the counter with a serious look on her face. Godamn, Erza was sexy. She only wore a black sweater and her dark blue skirt.

"Master wished to see this man." Erza told Natsu, "I will not have you disrupt this meeting."

"Tch!!" Natsu growled

I looked at Erza, she had a tense aura to her. Precisely my type. I wanted her the most out of everyone here. Not even joking. I know I sorta asked Laki out but it was Erza I truly wanted the most.

"You." Erza gave me a serious look

I raised my eyebrows, "Me?"

"I heard what you did." She said, "To think you were the lecherous sort."

I shrugged, "Is it really my fault? They wanted it." I said, "I merely satisfied their desires. Why's everyone pinning the blame on me? It's not like I forced myself on them. They wanted me to do them."

She closed her eyes and scoffed, "You really don't get it." She said

Makarov cleared his throat, "What Erza is implying, young man." He said, "is that not only did you have sex with those girls, you did so without protection."

I blinked. Holy shit.

He was right. Godammit.

Makarov looked at me, "You see why this is serious?" He said, "We cannot risk you impregnating several young girls. Who's gonna help them out when it comes to that? We have several problems to deal with and we need those girls to be here helping out."

I scratched my cheek, "I swear I clicked on a contraceptive passive skill..." I muttered under my breath

"What was that?" Erza asked

"Nothing." I said, "Look, that's my bad. I apologize. But if they were pregnant, wouldn't we know by now?"

Makarov nodded, "Luckily for you, they're not." He said, "But to prevent any issues, I had you summoned to give my verdict."

"Huh?" I asked

Makarov looked at me seriously, "You must Join Fairy Tail." He said

"Hell no." I said

I heard the whole guild murmur amongst themselves.

He raised an eyebrow, "Why's that?"

"I'm a free spirit." I said, "I don't wish to be bound by any guild or laws. What I did with those girls, it was of my own free will. and theirs, of course."

He sighed, "Its either that or the old-fashioned way, young man." He said, "And you won't want that?"

"What's the old-fashioned way?" I asked

He gave me a serious glare, "Trial by Combat." He said, "To defend the dignity of my daughters, I must demand a trial by combat! I shall choose my champion!"

I smirked, "Combat?" I said, "Fine by me! If it doesn't incur any unnecessary wrath after, I'm all for it!"

"I choose, Erza Scarlet!!" Makarov announced, "Titania shall face you in a duel!!"

I smirked even more, "Is that so?????" I said as my body trembled in excitement, "This is good!!!"

I felt as I emitted an aura that slightly shook the ground.

Erza looked at me seriously, "Is that bloodlust I sense?"

I calmed myself down as I cleared my throat, "Sorry." I said, "I look forward to our duel."

She was about to speak up when I heard two buffoons speak up.

"Oi oi oi!!!!!" Natsu bellowed, "No fair!!! I wanna fight him again!!! Rematch!!!"

I turned to see Natsu and Elfman pushing each other back.

"Natsu!!!" Elfman shouted, "As a man, I must protect Lisanna's honor and dignity!!! I shall fight him!!"

I frowned, "I have no interest in you clowns."

"Wait. Master." Erza said, "Elfman is right. He should have a right to fight for Lisanna."

I turned to look at her, "Whoa whoa, why?" I said, "Lisanna didn't loose any honor, she wanted me to have sex with her."

Makarov sighed, "Fine." He said, "Elfman shall be your opponent! The location? The arena behind the guild! Now!"

I gritted my teeth,

"Fuck.: