Face Slapping the General

Chapter 4 Arrive at the base

Wu Qiao was instructed to set the autopilot mode.

He looked at the people around him and found that the man was slightly frowning his sword eyebrows. Wu Qiao felt the wound pain again after realizing that he relaxed.

“Are you okay?” Wu Qiao asked.

The other’s gaze swept from the end of his eyes: “It’s okay. How about you?”

After reading it seriously, Wu Qiao realized that he was handsome enough to be arrogant, with piercing eyebrows and bright eyes. Wu Qiao had never seen a better-looking person than him.

Wu Qiao looked away unnaturally: “I’m fine, too.”

The man seemed to want to make sure, he looked up and down Wu Qiao very carefully, and finally nodded: “Only there is a big bag on his head.”

“Really…” Wu Qiao touched his head.

For some reason, Wu Qiao’s heart beat twice when he was looked at by the other party just now.

“I’ll contact the support fleet.” The Imperial officer said, turning on the communicator.

Soon, a figure appeared on the screen, a very tall soldier.

“General Tan Yan!” The man didn’t seem to see Wu Qiao at all. “Are you okay?”

Tan Yan thought about it for a while, turned his head and asked Wu Qiao: “Isn’t dead but seriously injured, is it good or not?”

Wu Qiao looked at each other blankly.

Talk about… Yan…?

How can it be? !

It’s not like that on TV at all!

Tan Yan on TV looks ordinary, but his eyebrows are full of firmness. When giving a speech, he speaks sonorously, gestures a lot, keeps talking, and keeps hands. Two hands are always flying in the air, as if turning over a flower rope. Wu Qiao also admired this. He felt that the general was worthy of being a general. Even the gestures were so distinctive. This kind of worship was not dispelled until the day when he received the reply.

Now… actually telling him that this is Tan Yan in front of him?

“What’s wrong with you?” Tan Yan asked.

“You…you… are General Tan Yan?!”

“Are you so excited?”

“How is it possible?!” Wu Qiao whispered, “I have seen a real person on TV!”

“That’s not a real person.” Tan Yan smiled.

Some jobs are not convenient for revealing the true appearance… Wu Qiao guessed like this and lowered his eyes. Now, he kind of understood the reason why his heartbeat speeded up inexplicably when he was stared at just now—they two genetically matched. In gene pairing, the pheromone, which is usually difficult to detect in the smell, is an indicator that cannot be ignored. Two people with a high matching degree must be attracted to each other in terms of sex, and he and Tan Yan have a very high matching degree, and the score is almost full. This kind of thing is really… it doesn’t work if you don’t accept it. In this case, you will be tempted.

However, Wu Qiao is also very aware of the situation. He has read Tan Yan’s reply. The content is very simple, but the meaning is very clear, which is to let him go. The other party clearly looks down on him, and Wu Qiao is not a masochist, so he should never want to have it, because there is no possibility at all.

Wu Qiao sighed and made up his mind that his heart would never be beaten again.

Over there, Tan Yan had already explained the current situation of Mining Star in great detail.

“We must be there as soon as possible.” The person on the screen said, “Please go to the base of the candied haws galaxy to rest first.”

The candied haws galaxy, as the name suggests, is a “one” arrangement of several planets of the same size, and the spheres are red, looking from a distance, like candied haws.

Tan Yan nodded.

After arriving at the base, Ya Jiu landed on the shelf prepared for it by the base.

“Come down.” Tan Yan stepped on the lifting board.

“…Hmm.” Wu Qiao looked at Ya Jiu reluctantly. He knew that as long as he took a step from here, he would never come back. I have only been with this mech for a short time. It is just a passer-by in its long “life”. It will soon accept a new driving. It is hard to forget that the other person is probably only himself.

Wu Qiao felt that he really got along with it.

He touched the icy bridge of Ya Jiu with his fingertips, feeling the touch of each button with his fingertips, and wanted to keep that feeling in his heart forever. Finally, Wu Qiao lowered his head and dropped a kiss on the console.

“Huh…huh…” Ya Jiu twisted and said after being kissed, “Suddenly, it was a bit hot… the circuit was about to blow up…”

Wu Qiao smiled: “Goodbye… Ya Jiu.”

“…Huh? Goodbye Wu Qiao!”

“…” Wu Qiao took a final look before turning around and stepping on the lifting board.

During this process, Tan Yan kept watching in silence.

After entering the base, Tan Yan asked suddenly, “Do you really want to go to the battlefield?”

“Correct.”

“But you are not suitable at all.”

Wu Qiao was silent: “How can I know if I don’t try it?”

“The genetic scan doesn’t explain the problem?”

“But,” Wu Qiao said “on the basis of reason,” “Gene scan said that I have a 0.01% chance of becoming a battle hero.”

Tan Yan was so choked that he couldn’t speak, and it took a long time to say in an incredible tone: “How do you interpret that watch everywhere?”

“That is, I have a 0.01% chance of becoming a battle hero.”

“0.01%! Do you know what is the concept of 0.01%?”

“I know…” Wu Qiao replied, “but it’s still possible.”

Tan Yan had a headache: “So, you joined the army and became a miner?”

“Well, the military academy rejected me, there is no other way.”

“…” Tan Yan didn’t want to argue, so he changed the subject, “You have the credit this time, what do you want? You can just speak up.”

“Can you mention any expectations?”

“Ok.”

“I…” Wu Qiao stopped and looked at Tan Yan and said, “I want to go to military academy.”

“…” Tan Yan frowned. Why are you here again? What’s the matter with this kid?

Wu Qiao repeated another sentence: “I want to go to military academy.”

“You change one.”

“…That’s it, forget it.”

“I want you to change one!”

“Really gone.” Wu Qiao said.

Tan Yan felt that he really wanted to pinch him. He said: “I don’t like to owe favors.”

“…” Wu Qiao didn’t know what to do. “You can’t do what I want. I don’t want anything else. You don’t have to worry about it.”

“Bullshit.” Tan Yan couldn’t bear the insult. “Who said I couldn’t do it?”

Wu Qiao’s eyes lit up: “You can do it?”

Tan Yan hesitated: “At present, the imperial education system is independent. The military academy has already rejected you. I can’t force the military academy to accept you. However, the military has its own training courses, which usually last for about one year. Graduates often participate, which is a shortcut to becoming a military officer. I can say a few words about this.”

“Please let me go there!”

“It’s useless for you.” Tan Yan looked at Wu Qiao, “First, even if you have completed all the courses, you cannot be accepted by the front line at your genetic level. Don’t think that the military doesn’t look at genes. ”

“I’ll talk at that time.” Wu Qiao bit his lip. “This training course must be useful.”

Yes, for his dream, it must be useful, at least it will be more useful than mining.

Tan Yan continued over there, “Second, not everyone can participate. To take this course, one needs to be recommended, and the other is to pass the exam. Because the participants are generally military school graduates, so there is no more Setting up the genetic scan step, as long as the military school teachers believe that their character is reliable and they have proven their strength in the exam, there is no problem. If you…I can recommend you, but you can’t pass the exam.”

Wu Qiao said again: “How can I know if I don’t try it?”

“Okay, yes.” Tan Yan seemed to think Wu Qiao was very sick. “Actually…I suggest you ask for something else, such as monetary rewards or a job, which will have a substantial effect on your life. The opportunity is very rare. Are you sure you want to waste like this?”

“Yes.” Wu Qiao hasn’t recovered from his excitement, “please recommend me.”

“…” Tan Yan replied, “Just four months after the exam, I would like to emphasize that it is impossible to pass the result of your gene and the knowledge of mecha.”

After speaking, Tan Yan left.

Wu Qiao didn’t care, and went back to the room arranged for him at the base to rest.

There is a fierce battle for the mine star. Wu Qiao hopes that the empire can retake the mine star. After all, he is also a soldier there, although he will not go back to mine again. It would take a long time for Mine Star to resume production, and at that time it was time for him to apply for retirement.

Wu Qiao couldn’t see the battle, so he turned up the celebrity biography.

Wu Qiao loves to read biographies of celebrities, and he also records on the EXCEL table (yes, Microsoft has not yet closed down) the sentences he finds good, for example, feelings about the country, feelings about family, feelings about friendship, right The emotion of the dream…Wait, review it from time to time, and then it makes sense again.

While reading happily, Wu Qiao suddenly heard someone knock on the door.

He opened the door and saw that it was the base clerk, and there was even Tan Yan, and… Ya Jiu, at this time Ya Jiu already had a right leg for temporary use. It looked a bit awkward, but it was better than nothing.

At this moment, Ya Jiu has become the size of a human. Because molecules can be reorganized and material density can be changed, mechas in this era do not have to be carried by starships. Since the quality of the mechas will not change, when they become the size of a human, they will open a floating setting to balance most of the gravity, so they will not appear so heavy.

“…What’s wrong?” Wu Qiao asked.

Tan Yan said irritably: “It has to be with you.”

“…what?”

Tan Yan explained casually: “It has an IQ of only 10, so it’s a hard-hearted one.”

“…” Wu Qiao asked, “what should I do?”

“What else can I do? It cried and made a lot of noise.” Tan Yan said, “It’s in the same room with you first, and we are discussing countermeasures.”

“…Oh.”

Over there, Ya Jiu squeezed in happily.

“In this case…” The clerical officer handed Tan Yan a document, “General, please sign here.”

After thinking about it, Wu Qiao understood. The latest mechas need to be carefully guarded, and such changes need to be signed by someone.

Over there, Tan Yan took the document and wrote the word “Tan Yan”, the dragon and the phoenix danced, and finally, he drew a big cat after the word “Tan Yan”.

“…” Wu Qiao couldn’t help asking, “What is this big cat?”

“What are you asking so much for!” Tan Yan didn’t mean to answer at all. After he said, throw the pen and walk in the direction when he came quickly. It should be to observe the situation of the mine star battle.

Seeing Tan Yan leaving, the clerical officer looked down at Tan Yan’s signature: “Actually…I know the reason.”

“Oh?” Wu Qiao couldn’t help but gossiping, “What is it?”

“That’s…” the clerical officer said, “that is, on the day the admiral is promoted to general, he will go to the military headquarters to enter his signature as a reference for his signature in the future.

“Ok.”

“Then…because he was just promoted… the general was so happy. When entering the signature, he drew a big cat behind his name. Unexpectedly… the person who collected the signature entered it together, and then he signed for the first time. When the time, the system prompts that the signature is incorrect, the general tried many times, and finally found that the big cat must be added…From then on, the general’s signature must be accompanied by the big cat.”

Wu Qiao: “…”

Sending off the clerical officer, Wu Qiao closed the door.

He looked at Ya Jiu and felt extremely happy. Just a minute ago, he thought he would never see Ya Jiu again.

“That, Ya Jiu.” Wu Qiao said, “I’m so tired… I want to sleep.”

“Oh!” Ya Jiu replied, “Then, I want to sleep too.”

“…” Does the mecha also need to sleep?

Not sure about this question, Wu Qiao had to reply vaguely, “Well, good.”

After that, he lay on the bed against the wall.

As soon as he lay down against the wall, he felt his back jabbed.

Wu Qiao turned around.

Ya Jiu looked at him and asked, “Where is my pillow?”

“…pillow?”

“Yes ”

Wu Qiao gave it a pillow in a daze.

Mecha…what do you want this for?

Ya Jiu neatly arranged the pillows, and then asked Wu Qiao, “Where is my quilt?”

“…” Wu Qiao found another bed and was given it.

Then, after Wu Qiao stared at Ya Jiu who was curled up on the pillow for a long time, he finally realized a problem.

-Ya Jiu thinks it is a person…