Chapter 728: weird emperor
"Our emperor has become like a child since he took the Rejuvenation Pill. He likes liveliness and strange things. What he likes most is watching juggling, oh no, it's magic. Yes, yes, it's magic. Later, as long as you make him happy, then the rest of the way will be easy for you, and you will definitely not be able to spend a lot of gold.
But let's make it clear first, the rules, I introduced you, and I will share half of the money you get. "
A typical liars talk. Tang Xuanzang had no doubts at all, and was convinced that this so-called national teacher was a liar. Bullying other people's innocent emperor, this person's character is not very good.
But is there any medicine for rejuvenation in this world? Brag!
Therefore, Tang Xuanzang didn't take all this to heart. He also wanted money, and he didn't refuse to be rewarded by the emperor, but he wouldn't lie to people and use such cheap and ridiculous tricks. He is a dignified exorcist, and his three apprentices are all powerful in mana. By the way, he can't shake the emperor by showing his hands?
This is not cheating, but performance skills. Dividing the spoils becomes "profit sharing", so the introduction fee must be paid, right?
From the looks of it, Tang Xuanzang wasn't considered an elm-brained head, he still had some openings. The concept of stealing is also a very smooth play.
The palace is not bad, very arrogant, with golden and red water, a large water fountain square at the entrance, and several people kneeling on the ground. It is said that if you lose the game, you will be punished.
No need to ask, I guessed that these people must have lost the game with the emperor.
To play a game with the emperor, you have to lose if you don't lose.
Instead, they glanced at each other with the three demons behind Tang Xuanzang, and they all discovered the abnormality of this palace.
Demonic! Majestic monster! It was even stronger than the demonic energy on Zhu Gangxian and Sha Wujing.
"Senior brother, I said why it's so strange here, so there are demons! It doesn't look weak, I can only rely on you at that time." Zhu Ganghya pressed his voice and approached Sun Wukong and said.
However, Sun Wukong didn't say anything. There was not only a little bit of demon in his eyes and perception. He could also see deeper things.
Pushing open the golden gate of the palace, what caught the eye and drilled into the ears was not a solemn and solemn picture, on the contrary, it was similar to a lively circus. And just at the far end of these juggling, there is a high platform, on the high platform is not the dragon chair of the general emperor, but a huge wooden horse, a chubby young man is riding on it, laughing and playing.
"That's our majesty. Just treat him as a child, coax him well, and if he's happy, that's a lot of gold. Well, I'll help you pass it on." The smiling Jiugong Zhenren was in Tang Xuanzang's office. After a few words in his ear, he trotted to the high platform. Reported the arrival of Tang Xuanzang and his party.
The surrounding music stopped for a while. The emperor riding on the huge wooden horse also rushed down with a look of joy. Then he opened his arms and said to Tang Xuanzang, who had not had time to salute, to "hug".
This immediately confused Tang Xuanzang. You are the emperor, okay? Come down to meet people for the first time, just want to hug? What the **** is this!
But when Tang Xuanzang was so stunned, the emperor was not happy.
"Don't give face? Putting on airs, right? Hmph, let's talk, it is said that you are an exorcist. What skills do you have to show me."
This condescending tone was unpleasant. But Tang Xuanzang was used to it. He has a very positive mentality. He is here to make money, and he is preparing for his long journey westward. What does it matter if he is low-key? Besides, people are emperors in the first place, and this attitude is considered a good one. You can't expect emperors to be full of enthusiasm for monks.
The emperor wanted to see juggling, but Tang Xuanzang couldn't, he didn't even know how to do magic. But he has his own way. Of the three demons under his command, which one is not powerful and powerful? Isn't it easy and enjoyable to play with a meat palm and a white blade, or what kind of meat palm to open a hole in the ground?
"Your Majesty, wait a moment, my apprentice will bring you the most exciting performance right away!" Tang Xuanzang turned his head and asked his three apprentices to show their hands at random. But he didn't expect to be interrupted directly by the emperor.
"What? You really look down on people? It's all in front of you, and you can't bear to let your apprentice come out to fool me? No! You have to do it yourself, or you will look down on me and I'll cut your head off!"
Beheading? !
This is not very friendly. Tang Xuanzang is not Sun Wukong. If his head falls, he can open another one, but he has no such ability. He hurriedly begged for mercy, saying that he definitely did not look down on the other party, but because his apprentice had already learned his skills, and his performance was absolutely brilliant, which would definitely satisfy His Majesty.
"No! I'm going to watch you play tricks! If you don't want to, then you look down on me! Drag it out and chop it up for me!"
This situation is different from those crises encountered in the past three years. What used to be monsters, bandits and beasts, but now these are ordinary people in Tang Xuanzang's eyes, how can people kill people? This is contrary to his philosophy. But it can't be just beheaded, can it?
"Wukong, save me! Save me!"
The only one who can rely on is his "apprentice". But these apprentices had a strange attitude towards Tang Xuanzang and a sense of identity in their hearts. In this case, they also have excuses, for example, because they were worried about hurting innocent mortals, they let Tang Xuanzang die because they were worried about hurting innocent mortals.
"Your Majesty, I'm willing to show you my methods. I was just joking with you, don't you think it's funny?" Tang Xuanzang was in a hurry and seemed to be following the emperor's words. yourself, and then you can figure it out.
Of course, the real person at the side of Jiugong seemed to be very enthusiastic as well, laughing loudly and saying that Tang Xuanzang was really joking with His Majesty, and it was really funny. This even the strange emperor also hesitated on his face, and finally decided to give Tang Xuanzang a chance to perform, but he also said that if he didn't look good, he would have to be beheaded later.
Tang Xuanzang, who got the opportunity, quickly took the three apprentices to a small room for discussion. He was also smart and knew that he had to use the strength of these apprentices to tide over the difficulties, so he didn't mention a word about why he was in crisis just now. But no one of the apprentices helped him.
Sun Wukong shrugged, and a talisman was attached to Tang Xuanzang's body. This is a very simple little spell called "Puppet Talisman". A total of two primary and secondary. The main talisman is attached to the body of the caster, and the secondary talisman is attached to the body of the recipient. After the effect is produced, whatever the caster does, the receiver will follow what he does and say, and he can even control some of the caster's mana means.
"Go, just go out like this, and I'll help you shock that **** emperor!" Sun Wukong said, but a sly look flashed in his eyes quickly.
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