Eunuch Emperor

Chapter 1 : Crossed

Du Bian, who had a hangover, was awakened by waves of slogans.

“castrate me one, happy family! Castrate party college, 100% package distribution after graduation, good job, high welfare.”

“Civil officials can only be literary, military officials can only understand martial arts, and I am the only one who can castrate the party, civil and military personnel.”

“The Eunuch Party is the last conscience of the Daning Dynasty, and the last Great Wall guarding the emperor.”

After 　　 Du Huan woke up, he had a splitting headache and felt that he was still dreaming because he found himself in a completely strange and strange world.

He is an ace male publicist of a certain group of Magic City. Yesterday he drank drunk with a group of men and women, and then entered the room with the charming female boss of Party B. After a period of confusion, he fell asleep to death and became unconscious. .

After 　　 woke up, he appeared here, what the **** is this?

Everything around is so strange, it seems like a dungeon. The tables around him, the oil lamps, and the guards outside are all so…quaint.

Looking at the clothes on his body, it is also so bizarre, the style is simple, the key is that there is a big prisoner on the chest?

Listening to the slogans outside, what is the Daning dynasty, what is the **** academy?

When did the **** become so arrogant, openly calling himself a castrate party, and calling himself the last conscience of the Daning Dynasty? He even opened an academy. In history, when Wei Zhongxian was in power, the **** party was not so arrogant.

Did you cross it?

No, it’s impossible! Traversing is something that only appears in YY novels, how can it be my turn.

Could it be that someone joked with himself in a situational role? Or are you filming? What the **** is this place?

Did the husband who fooled around with the female boss found out, so he put himself in a dungeon for imprisonment and torture? Playing perverted ancient role-playing? Thinking of this, Du became shuddering. His profession is in a gray area, so he knows many dark secrets that are unknown.

If you are really imprisoned, then the next days will be miserable as hell, and life is better than death.

In order to verify this, Du Bian leaned forward and grabbed the iron fence of the cell and hurriedly said to the guard at the door to please: “Big brother, big brother, please tell your boss, I was drunk last night and I really don’t know anything. Nothing happened to his wife Ning and I!”

The guard turned around and screamed: “I’m still talking nonsense when I die, it’s hopeless!”

Du Bian begged: “Please tell your boss, let me see me, I will make things clear, and I will not forget to benefit my eldest brother after I go out.”

“Go back…” The guard screamed angrily, then slammed into the void.

“Bang!” A force rushed in the air and directly knocked Du Var out two or three meters away. He slammed his back against the hard wall of the dungeon, then fell to the ground, staring at Venus, and fainted directly.

Before 　　 fainted, Du Bian was almost splitting his liver and gallbladder.

He confirmed one thing, he…really crossed! Because the earth where he is, there is no such awesome martial arts.

*******

woke up again, it was already dark, and there were waves of slogans outside.

“Today I am proud of the castrate party, and tomorrow the castrate party will be proud of me.”

“We only have one home, and that is the palace. We only have one sky, and that is His Majesty the Emperor.”

“Keep your bow down and die, be loyal to your majesty, and work for the welfare of the people of Li.”

Crossed? Did you go through it?

Even if he had fainted once, Du Bian still found it extremely absurd, but he finally accepted this fact slightly. After all, he had been mentally buffered for more than ten hours in the fainting.

And crossing is not necessarily a bad thing for Du Bian, after all, he has nothing to do on that earth.

Du Bian grew up in an orphanage and has no idea who his parents are.

He has a high IQ, he has been a high school student since he was a child, but he is very fickle. I liked science when I was young, literature in middle school, but I grew up with philosophy, so I finally chose the philosophy department of a famous university.

Graduating from the Department of Philosophy means unemployment, but he is pretty awesome and got a place to stay in school. After graduating from graduate school, he became a university teacher. He is also preparing to continue his PhD degree. He will become a professor of philosophy in the next ten years.

His girlfriend is the daughter of the head of the philosophy department and a teacher of the music department at the same university. Although he can’t be rich, his life should be happy and glorious if there are no accidents.

But Du Bian is a beautiful-looking man with a changeable personality. He is very destructive to women with cunning and innocent eyes. Moreover, he is easily attracted to different women and has a persistent pursuit of freshness.

His girlfriend is very good, beautiful and talented. But two months before marriage, Du Bian finally couldn’t beat the temptation of freshness to derail, and the other party was still a lead dancer in the bar.

Girlfriend is a girl with absolute emotional cleanliness, suddenly feel that the sky is falling down, directly choose to swallow sleeping pills to commit suicide. Of course, he was taken to the hospital for gastric lavage within a few minutes, without any risk of life.

After breaking up, Du Bian left the university position and began to indulge himself completely. The Department of Philosophy is not easy to find a job outside, but he is beautiful and knowledgeable, able to talk to scholars at the top, and drink and beat Taimei at the bottom. It looks like a scholar, but it is actually a hooligan, and it looks like a hooligan, but it is actually a scholar.

Of course such talents should not be wasted, plus they are so handsome. Therefore, Du became the trump card of a large group in public relations. He has a remarkable record and almost no disadvantages. Every time he gets a commission, he is soft.

In the next few years, he bought a big house in Modu, a Porsche sports car, and drifted between the rich and the beauties every day. Living a sensual life, the first thing you open your eyes every morning is: Damn, who is this woman next to me?

had a very happy life, but was unhappy and very empty.

Therefore, Du Bian really has nothing to do with him. If he travels to another world, he may have a more fulfilling and exciting life.

Du Bian comforted himself: “It doesn’t matter if you have crossed, at least you don’t need to be as drowsy as you are on the earth, drunk and dreamy, you can’t find a direction, or a goal.”

Then, he suddenly thought of a very important thing!

This… This is the Eunuch Academy. Are everyone eunuchs?

He quickly reached into his crotch and touched it, and then heaved a long sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately, the lifeblood is still there!

But shortly afterwards, Du Bian burst into cold sweat behind his back and let out a desperate wailing.

Because he discovered that his lifeblood is still there, but…the egg is gone!

The **** only castrates eggs without cutting the stems!

God thief, jerk, God, I don’t ask you to let me cross to the princes and generals. It’s okay for the down-and-coming young talents to shout, Don’t bully the young and poor, 30 years in the east and 30 years in the Hexi, and then continue to slap in the face. That’s cool.

You, you let me pass through and become a eunuch, this…what does this mean?

Is there any hope, is there a future?

“What’s the noise? Shut up! You will be on the road tomorrow, and be quiet for a night. If you really can’t stand it, stop yourself, so as not to shame our castration party!” The guard outside screamed.

At this time, Du Bian realized that the guard’s voice was also sharp. Sure enough, everyone here is an eunuch, an eunuch!

“God, you are punishing me for playing too many women, so you made me an eunuch? You are too cruel!” Du Bian swallowed speechlessly, his heart broken. Although waking up from different women every morning is very empty, but…that is also a hypocritical emptiness, and I am still proud of myself.

How can I live without a woman?

But then, Du Bian was fortunate to find that he had no castrated wounds, just that the bag was empty and there were no eggs.

This kind of person is called cryptorchidism. The person who crosses by himself is not without eggs, but has not descended in his abdomen. Maybe medicine is underdeveloped in this world, and I don’t know the existence of cryptorchidism. I thought it was eunuch, so I was admitted to the Eunuch Academy.

Suddenly, Du Bian was full of hope again.

Although the future is still very slim, but…As long as there is a possibility of becoming a normal man, UU reading www.uukanshu. Com is still worth fighting for, isn’t it?

Under such great sadness and joy, Du Bian sweated profusely and sighed: “I can’t give up, I still have a future!”

At this time, the outside dungeon guard said coldly: “No, you have no future, because you will die tomorrow!”

Du changed his way: “What? What happened? Why am I being put in a dungeon? Why will I die tomorrow?”

The guard said: “Du Bian, don’t you know what you have done? It’s useless to pretend to be dead. You will die tomorrow, and no one can save you.”

The owner of the body he traverses is also called Du Bian.

Then the guard sneered and said, “But Du Bian, you can do it, it’s all ecstasy, and you can go to the impolite girl. And she is also the daughter of the Cui family. It’s really worth the death.”

I’m not a good girl? Sounds like the daughter of a big family?

Is the Dubian of this world okay? He has his romantic charm, and he is really disabled and determined to do such a thing after becoming an eunuch.

It’s just that you are so bad at your skills. Not only did you fail to hook other beauties, you sent yourself to the dungeon, and you would be killed tomorrow, but it hurt me miserably.

It’s already miserable to pass through to become an eunuch, and what’s even worse is to be killed tomorrow. It takes less than two days to pass through? Is there anything more tragic in this world?

Du Bian began to recall vigorously, what happened to the master of the body he passed through?

Suddenly, a huge mass of information poured into him. This was the memory of the original owner of this body.

After reading these memories, Du Bian only had one word in his heart.

injustice!