Chapter 32 The female roommate who may not be wearing pants
Luo Cheng bought a pig head, and he was politely given some soy sauce-like ingredients, which made him feel that this boss was a very nice person, and he would go to him for whatever braised food he wanted to buy next time.
After returning to his room with his things, Luo Cheng closed the door and still entered the research process. I don't care about the appliances for now. I need to study the toilet in the bathroom. I haven't used it. Is it done by squatting on it or something. You have to squat on it to defecate. If you have diarrhea, don't spread it everywhere. Suspecting that he was sitting on top, he quickly checked his cell phone.
What a fucking genius, he guessed it right the first time. This is so fucking weird. They designed something for you to sit on when you go to the toilet. If you were bragging to others back in your own time, who would believe it? Especially women, women may not be able to sit down even when eating, but they can also sit down when going to the toilet.
Could it be that the mouth that eats from the top is not as good as the one that poops from below? You still poop sitting down, why don't you stand on your head and poop.
Luo Cheng took off his pants and sat on them to try. If he was squatting in a manhole, he would be able to squat even if he didn't feel much need to pull. But if you're not used to this toilet, you'll feel like you can't even pull it out.
Luo Cheng read a word on his phone called anti-humanity. This toilet is an anti-humanity design.
After studying the toilet for a long time, I figured out how to use it. Water came out just by pressing the button, and Luo Cheng played with it many times. I planned to try it again when I really feel like shit, and then I lay on the bed and studied how to use the air conditioner.
At about six o'clock, Luo Cheng heard movement outside the house. It must be that the people next door are getting up. Luo Cheng is thinking about whether he should go out to say hello to them now that they are neighbors.
Open the door, there is no one in the living room, and then look towards the kitchen~~. Close the door immediately, your heartbeat is a little fast.
"What did you see just now, a woman without pants?"
Luo Cheng stood behind the door and calmed his heartbeat. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that she wasn't wearing any clothes. Her top reached to her buttocks, and her white thighs underneath were probably wearing underwear. I don't dare to go out and turn up other people's shirts. Whether they are wearing them or not can only be guessed.
The woman was probably washing up in the kitchen, and Luo Cheng thought about whether he should go out to say hello and take a close look at those big white legs. After thinking about it, he let it go. He leaned his face against the door and listened for a while to make sure there was no movement in the living room. Luo Cheng opened the door gently and looked towards the kitchen with his head on the crack of the door. I can’t see clearly, but I just feel it’s exciting.
After a while, I seemed to hear a door opening next to me. There should be someone coming out next door. Luo Cheng slowly closed the door, scratched his crotch and returned to his bed.
"Has the landlord told them that someone has moved in next door? I heard from the landlord that their second bedroom does not have a private bathroom. If they want to take a shower, they have to go to the bathroom outside. Do you want to wait for them to take a shower and then suddenly show up to say hello? ."
Lying in bed, Luo Cheng thought about a lot of unrealistic things. But in fact, he was not afraid of anyone who was asked to hit him. He was still a young girl talking to a woman with bare legs, so he was really afraid.
This is different from getting along with Zhao Qian. When getting along with Qian, you know that the two of you will sleep together in a few days. He is more courageous. He usually doesn't flirt with any women in town. If you are thinking about which woman in town is good-looking, just think about it and you have never even started a conversation with her.
Playing with mobile phones can distract his mind. He no longer thinks about whether his roommate outside is wearing pants under the top that just covers his butt area. Luo Cheng is lying on the bed anyway, watching videos. He also knows how to use the air conditioner. It's relatively simple, just press the remote control against the air conditioner. There are instructions for cooling and heating on the remote control, and it takes only a few tries to figure it out.
In less than an hour, it was quiet outside the house, and Luo Cheng heard the sound of going out from the living room door. Luo Cheng opened the door gently again and stuck his head out. The living room was quiet and no one was there.
I went back to my bed, played with my phone, and after finishing the things I was going to take home, I fell asleep.
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"If I continue like this, will I live longer than others, sleeping here and waking up there, sleeping there and waking up here. Although it won't be like this when I take a lunch break or doze off during the day. But if I do this, I will still be with you. It’s like not having to sleep, no, not only will I live an extra lifetime, but I seem to have stayed for fifteen or six hours on both sides. I only spend about one-third of my rest time in a day at most.”
Waking up in his own time again, Luo Cheng opened his eyes and was thinking about a theological question.
It was still early, so I went out quickly. I lived on the western edge of the town. There was a trail to the west that led to the main road from the town to the city.
Put the pig heads, pork belly, bananas and peanuts brought from the future time and space into the sack. There is no need to prepare the flour and eggs, you can just put them in the jar at home.
He took the sack directly and took a long detour to the woods on the right side of the main road, found a secret place to hide, and then returned the same way.
After returning, Luo Cheng said hello to his neighbor Lao Zhang. If anyone came to see him this morning, he would say that he went to the city to buy things. If Lao Zhang and his wife go to work in the fields, his children can tell others.
Luo Cheng is getting married tomorrow. In case someone comes looking for him today, he tells his neighbor next door.
After the explanation, Luo Cheng left with some peanuts. The peanuts are for Er Gouzi and Chen Leizi. I will be getting married tomorrow. I won't invite outsiders and friends to eat, but I will ask for a greeting and give them some peanuts to try. That's fine.
There are only three tables, and they are not very big, so the whole family has to sit at one table, one on each side, and the other table is where Accountant Zhao supports the show and the town leaders come to eat. Relatives on Luo Cheng's side and Zhao Qian's side would not come over for dinner, let alone call them friends.
Luo Cheng planned to go to Er Gouzi's house first, then to Chen Laizi's house for a walk, and then go to the place where he hid the pig's head to take out all his things and go home on the right road. When someone asked, they said they bought it from a trip to the city.
After about twenty minutes of walking, Luo Cheng arrived at Ergouzi's house. Although the name Ergouzi is not very good, his conditions are at least better than those of Luo Cheng from the same family. His parents died early, how early. According to Ergouzi's misfortune, his parents died three years before he was born.
Well, that was just Ergouzi's slip of the tongue. He lost his parents when he was three years old, and he was not yet liberated at that time. Although he only lives with his grandma now, he has three rooms at home and is much better off than Luo Cheng in terms of housing.
When Luo Cheng found Er Gouzi, he was still sleeping.
"Hey, Nariko, why are you here?"
"I brought you peanuts. They are fried and can be eaten directly. It's getting late, why didn't you go to work in the fields?"
"Doing rough work. Yesterday someone from the village said they would wait until the beginning of July to harvest together. They said they had arrangements. My family has several acres of land. There will be people to help harvest it by then. It will save me trouble. By the way, how can you give it to me if you are such a good person? Bring peanuts to eat, whoever you want to deal with, I’ll get the sack, no need to be so polite.”