DxD: The story? No, my goal is to f*ck them all!

Xenovia was pressing her sword against my neck but i felt no fear.

"Even if you are exorcists, are you going to kill me just because I am a devil, don't you see it as irrational and completely illogical?"

"No, the devils need to be purged" – Irina denied.

"I see, so according to you, devils are evil and need to be judged for the mere fact of being a devil, am I wrong?" – I said.

"No, it's exactly that" – nodded Xenovia.

"Then exorcist friends, you are too naïve" - I sighed.

"What do you mean?" – Irina asked confused.

"Gear Second" - I said.

I suddenly disappeared from the sight of both exorcists.

"Where is he? – Xenovia asked confused.

Irina frowned and also drew her sword.

"Calm down, ladies, I just want to talk to you, how about we have a peaceful conversation?" - i said.

They both looked and realized that i was leaning against the sofa.

"We have nothing to talk about with a devil" – said Xenovia contemptuously.

"Then let me ask you something, are all devils bad and are all humans good people?"

They both frowned.

"No, it is true that there are bad humans too but all devils are still evil" - Irina said.

"Since there are evil humans, why don't you purge them too?" – I asked.

"It is by order of the Lord" – said Xenovia.

"I see, it is the god of the Bible, but you must know that there are also good and bad demons, not all demons are bad just as all humans are not good, if you think like that it is because you do not know how this world works and are only blinded by their beliefs" – I said frowning.

"Do you dare to question our lord?" – Xenovia asked angrily.

"On the contrary, I admire your faith but I think thar you misunderstand them, you must see the truth, you must know reality, you mustn't always believe everything that you read" - I denied.

"Do you imply that we shouldn't exorcise devils?" asked Irina.

"No, what I am saying is that you should exorcise those who deserve it, not all equally, please think in my words" - I said.

Xenovia and Irina looked at each other and then put away their swords.

"At this moment we will believe you, later we will see with our own eyes if what you say is true and all devils are not evil" - said Xenovia.

"Don't mistake us, at this moment you are the exception, after all no demon would give shelter to someone in distress but I guess there are always exceptions everywhere" - said Irina.

This is strange, I'm sure in the original story they didn't stop believing that demons were bad until after the fight against Kokabiel and even Irina didn't believe much in her childhood friend, why do they accept me like this?

[Host in all the time you were with them pheromones have continued to work, it is normal for their feelings towards you to change]

True, although I must confess that my plan was to convince them with my words, but I suppose that will be enough for now.

"I'm glad you understand, how about if I serve you something else to eat?" – I asked with a smile.

One meal later.

"I must admit, even if you are a devil I judged you badly, you are not like the other devils" – said Xenovia.

"That's right, I'm sorry. I misjudged you for being a devil" - Irina apologized.

"Don't worry, to tell you the truth, I admire your dedication, you just need to open your eyes a little and you will understand my words" – I nodded.

"Okay, if you say it I'll try" – Irina nodded.

"Yes, I will do the same" – nodded Xenovia.

In a couple of hours their attitude towards me changed radically, thanks a lot, pheromones.

"By the way, what have you come to Kuoh do? I doubt you came just to exorcise me, didn't you?" – I said with a smile.

Both of them blushed a little but recovered quickly.

"We are actually looking for the fragments of the sword 'Excalibur', we have heard that there are some fragments in the area and we are looking for them" - Irina explained.

"I see, too bad I don't know where they are but I can help you if you want" - I said.

"Thank you Kazuya, we need help if i tell you the truth" – nodded Xenovia.

"Do you know something? I can also ask my girlfriend for help" – I said suddenly.

They have to meet the others for the story to unfold and Xenovia to join to the Rias's nobility.

"Your girlfriend?" – they both asked frowning.

"Actually all my girlfriends are in her nobility and me too" - I nodded.

"Girlfriends?" – they asked.

"Yes, but back to the subject, if you want we can go and ask her" – I said with a smile.

"Which nobility do you belong Kazuya?" – asked Irina.

"I am of the nobility of Rias Gremory" - I replied.

"From the Gremory family?!" - exclaimed Xenovia in alarm.

"Yes, is there a problem?" – I asked confused.

"Yes, it's just where we wanted to go in the first place after arriving in Kuoh, would you mind taking us? We have to talk with Rias Gremory" - said Irina.

Seeing that they were looking at me with expectation, I nodded.

"Okay, anyway, I wasn't going to do anything this afternoon, come on, I'll guide you" - I said.

Then I guided them to Kuoh Academy, specifically where we always trained.

"Kazuya, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to rest" - Rias asked confused.

"Yes, those were my plans but on the way I met two people who wanted to talk to you" – I said pointing to Xenovia and Irina.

Everyone in the club fixed their gazes on both girls and I could glimpse that Issey's eyes almost went out of their sockets at the sight of them.

"Who are you?" - asked Rias.

"My name is Xenovia and she is Irina and we are exorcists" - Xenovia said.

Hearing that word, everyone was vigilant.

"What do exorcists do here in Kuoh? This is my territory" - Rias said with a frown.

"We have come to gather the fragments of the sacred sword 'Excalibur' and we would thank you if you would not intervene in our affairs" – said Xenovia with an aggressive tone.

"This is my territory, why should I listen to you?" – Rias asked angrily.

"First I think we should calm them down, I don't like this atmosphere" - I said.

"I'm sorry Kazuya but we don't really want them to intervene, just that" - Xenovia said.

"You can leave, try to look for those fragments if you want, but you will not give me orders, if i want to look for them too, we will" – said Rias.

"Good, but don't cross our path" – nodded Xenovia.

But at that moment, Asia approached me.

"Kazuya, where did you find them?" – asked Asia.

"They were walking and because they were hungry and thirsty I fed them" - I said with a shrug.

Asia couldn't believe it, her man was so kind that he even fed the hungry even if he doesn't know them, could there be a more perfect husband?

But Xenovia and Irina realized that someone had approached me and when they looked at her they recognized her face immediately.

"You are Asia Argento, the traitor, stay away from Kazuya right now!" – said Xenovia angrily.

Then both girls got between me and Asia.

"I'm no a traitor, they expelled me!" - she defended herself.

"And then you became a demon? there is no greater betrayal than that and with the authority that has been granted to us we will judge you!" – said Xenovia.

"I'm sorry but we can't let a traitor loose" - Irina said.

Then they both raised their swords, but before they could do anything, I stood in front of her and grabbed both swords with my hands.

"What do you do Kazuya, why do you protect the traitor?" – asked Irina.

"Asia is no traitor and I would appreciate it if you would stop pointing your swords to my girlfriend" – I said seriously.

No one can hurt my family.

"But we can't do that Kazuya, she has betrayed our lord by joining the devils!" – said Xenovia.

"Have you forgotten our previous conversation?" – I asked seriously.

"No but she is not just any demon, she is a traitor and deserves to pay for it, no matter what you say Kazuya, she has to pay today for her sins" – Irina said seriously.

"Since you insist so much, how about we fight? 2 vs 2, if we win you will have to leave Asia in peace" – I proposed.

Come on protagonist, it's time to show your strenght.

Normally I wouldn't get involved in meaningless fights but this is a very simple fight and I need Issey to be in good shape to fight the threats that are coming, I need him to get stronger so I don't have to fight.

"Okay, we accept the duel" – both nodded.

"Alright, I'll fight, as for the second fighter... it will be Issey naturally!" – I said with a smile.

Issey was surprised that he named him.

"Me, do you mean it?" - he asked.

"Yes, stop stop crying like a baby and behave like a man, you have been depressed for days and this this must to stop, does it make you depressed that Asia is my girlfriend? Get over it now! didn't you want to be the Harem's King, how are you going to do that if you keep crying like this?" – I said frowning.

Issey couldn't believe it, the person he hated so much was cheering hime? He may not like Kazuya but he was right, he couldn't keep crying for Asia and Rias, he was sad about it but if he wanted to be the Harem's King, he would have to stop crying and fulfill his dream, he couldn't go on like this, he had to keep going!

"Well said comrade, show your strength" – said Ddraig in his mind.

"You are right Kazuya, I think I have misjudged you, you are right, my dream is to be the Harem's King and for that I have to fight, I can not continue crying for something that has no remedy, thank you" – said Issey.

Then he came up to me and offered me his hand so I gave my hand to him.

I have succeeded, the protagonist recovered his spirit, hahaha, now I will not have to fight anymore.

[If he knew that Rias, Akeno, Asia and Koneko were going to be part of his harem if you hadn't existed he would probably never forgive you]

But that will never be known.

"Well said Issey, fight for your dream" – I nodded.

The others in the club were happy that they both finally started getting along and that Issey was happy, every gril in the club was Kazuya's wives but that doesn't mean that Issey couldn't have another girlfriend.

"We're going to win Issey" - I said.

"Yes, let's go" – he nodded.