DxD: Multiversal Therapist

On the day of departure, I was downcast, one week didn't seem like it was enough.

Tsunade said she wanted to get back in tone so she and Azrael got two beautiful kimonos as they carried their luggage. They looked exquisite, pristine and Japanese. I have been kissing them all morning, but we couldn't put it out anymore.

"Are you sure you don't need me to go? I can just go and be right back" I asked, wanting to go to the other side to make sure everything was going to be alright. 

"I'm sure" Tsunade looked past me to where the five saintesses were waving her goodbye, for some reason she twitched her eyebrows in annoyance, I wonder why?

"Master, I am not weak. You don't need to be worried, leave her in my care" Azrael hugged me.

It was such a warm hug; I pressed her against me and smelled her scent. When did this angel of death (who started as my bodyguard) become so important to me? I know they're not weak, perhaps they're even the strongest in that world now.

We had already discussed what I would be doing, and how often I'd go see them... everything was already talked about and there was no need for further delays.

Tsunade held her forehead against mine one last time, "We're not always together, but you are always in my heart, Ray. Thank you".

They both stepped into the gate and when it closed I felt like a part of me had just departed with them. Galadriel and Aqua patted my back, the latter was oddly serious given the circumstances.

"It is not a sad departure, my dearest. Instead, it should produce you immense joy!" Galadriel hugged me from behind.

"... why?".

"Lady Tsunade told me how her life was before she met you. Now it is the time where she heads back home like a completely different person. Younger, lively, happy, married, pregnant... you should be proud of yourself for bringing so much happiness and fulfilment to a person~"

Galadriel's words in subtle whispers, her warm patting... this woman knew how to comfort someone beyond measure, she switched my mood in one go.

"With Lady Azrael is even more so," Galadriel's eyes shone majestically, "I can see who they were, who they are now... it makes me proud to be yours, my dearest~".

"Thank you" I embraced her, making sure to have a quick squeeze down there too.

"Fufu~". 

I turned around, in the hall of the imperial palace, and influential people awaited my input.

There is no time to be downcast. 

"What is it that you wish to do now, your eminence? we are at your beck and call" Jicniv knelt down, followed by Leone and Draudillon, the ministers, the servants, the knights and army lieutenants. 

"Without delay, I'll head to the Elf Kingdom to fulfil my promise with the elves. You have received strict instructions from Tsunade and Azrael on what your roles are, stick to your job while occasionally listening to Aqua's input, she is your direct link with me".

"Are you departing today?".

"Yes, I won't waste any time, bring us a carriage".

I headed downstairs followed by the elves, Aqua and Galadriel. 

"My dearest, since you're heading to the Elf Kingdom now, I shall take care of other issues. The northern sea harbours the majority of the triton and mermaid life, although elves have received the major part of the brunt, they're not the only race facing injustice–" Galadriel said with a worried voice as if she was asking for my permission. 

I caressed Galadriel's perfect countenance and placed my forehead against hers, "Do what you think is best, you don't need to ask me. I know you will be safe, and if you're not, I'll be there before you can even ask".

"What a dependable husband~ then my children, I'll leave my dearest in your care" Galadriel said to the five saintesses before her body dematerialised and she went on her way. 

Galadriel was this world's overseer and her eyes give her nigh-omniscient capabilities. It is her responsibility to fix all the damage that Avarice has done. However, so long as she is in this world, I do not mind as I can feel her at all times.

Soon, I was riding a carriage out of the capital with Anna, Alana, Yuna, Merluna and Nocturna. The five saintesses. 

We could have flown, but it wasn't my objective to head there straight and just end the elf tyranny. There were many matters to do.

Pertaining, to the Elf Kingdom, the Slane Theocracy, pertaining to Ains Ooal Gown... and lastly, a certain troublemaker that's been following me all this time thinking I haven't noticed. 

**

**

Azrael and I, Tsunade Senju, crossed that gate.

I felt apprehension just stepping on this floor. It was exactly like when I left, the same hotel. When I left this place I wanted nothing but to die, now I can't stop living...

"Is this your home?" Azrael asked, looking around like a curious cat, she reminded me of myself at Ray's home. 

"No, but we will be heading there soon".

We headed out towards Shizune's room, at this time she should still be sleeping but I couldn't wait to have this conversation with her. 

*knock*

*knock*

"Huh? Who is it this late?" Shizuna answered after a few seconds with a Kunai in her hand.

"Tsunade-sama, what's is it this late? You can't sleep?".

I took her within my arms, like when she came into the world... not only was I happy to see her, but I was happy to see her in state, perhaps now I won't disappoint her any more. 

"I missed you, Shizune, I'm back–".

"Such a beautiful lady, I confused you with someone else... w-who are you, miss?"

*BONK!*

"What do you mean who are you? It's me dammit!".

"Auch! Who?!".

...

It took a lot of convincing and explanation ––it was Katsuyu who convinced her, not me. Shizune spent ten whole minutes touching my face, the drowsiness had disappeared.

"It really is you, Tsunade-sama. By the way, who is this miss?" She finally looked at Azrael, the latter popped up her twelve wings 

"Only now you ask? This is Azrael, my friend".

"I'm her associate, Nice to meet you, Shizune-san"

I squinted my brows at this shameless angel. We have shared fluids and love, and she calls me only an associate; It was rather heartbreaking.

In any case, my new young appearance and Azrael's wings helped me convince Shizune that my story was as real as it could get.

I had a therapy booking with a god from another world, he fixed me up, patched my heart and now I'm married to him and pregnant. It sounds like one of the novels that lazy bastard would write, but mine was real.

"A brand new world... so all of this happened tonight?" Shizune asked while softly caressing Azrael's wings, the latter sat there nonchalantly, but I could see her blush crippling up.

"Yes… it was a different time axis, ugh– you don't need to understand everything in one go. Just know… I'm back and I'm sorry" I held my head in annoyance, trying to explain everything that happened to someone uninvolved was a lot more difficult than I expected. 

"Tsunade-sama, welcome back" Nevertheless, Shizune accepted me and my story. We shared another hug.

"I showed you a lamentable side of me, Shizune. I'm sorry, I won't do it again".

"Does that mean you won't gamble or drink anymore!?~".

"Huh? Of course I will".

Her countenance dropped.

"What? I'll do it with moderation but I'll still do it!"

"Aish you are incorrigible! I-If you're pregnant you can't drink!"

"My pregnancy is not common, and our bodies are not what they used to be. Azrael and I can drink normally" I said matter-of-factly.

With the body of a goddess, an archangel sitting next to me and a star in my belly, perhaps I'll be luckier with my gambling. 

"Azrael-san, are you pregnant as well?".

"That is the case" The angel smiled for the first time. 

"Congratulations, who is the dad?~"

"My husband" I answered instinctively. 

"… excuse you?" Shizune's countenance dropped for the second time.

'Oh shit, I forgot that's not supposed to be normal!'

"Well. Things happened and now we're together" I scratched my head, cursing out inwardly at Ray's pervertedness.

"Tsunade-sama… are you a part of a daimyou's harem?!" Shizune screamed at me for something I had technically sworn I wouldn't do. I said I would never remarry, let alone into a harem. 

'Now that I think about it, that fucking brat did make me change my ways quite a bit... all because of those useless hands of his'.

"Something like that, but I wasn't forced… I joined willingly, right, Azrael?".

"Tsunade was compelled to by master's irresistible hands".

"I see, I never expected such a thing from you. Please remember your status, you are the heiress of the Senju Household. Your fellow concubines must be able to match that status, are there anyone you don't get along with? Was the main wife giving you trouble?"

"The main wife? That would be Elysir and Reina, his mom... she's such a sweetheart–".

Shizune paled, "M-Mom, e-excuse… me?"

…

It was late at night but I didn't doubt he'd be there. Shizune was still shocked, understandably so. She promised to slap Ray whenever she met him.

I gave her permission; I just tarnished my husband's reputation. But Ray is a pervert so maybe he doesn't care… he will have to sort it out when he comes.

"Where are we going?" Azrael followed like she was my bodyguard.

"Just follow me… we're looking for someone, I know where they are".

"We are being followed, Tsunade".

"I know, let them be".

The wind currents were stronger than anywhere else; we reached a clearing and there he was. 

*BOOOMM!!*

A body shot off, flying like a rocket, falling to the ground and exploding in a cloud of smoke.

"Dammit, I'll try again"

"Let's go one more time -datebayo!".

"One last time, Naruto, it is time to sleep".

A boy wearing an orange outfit cussed out with bags under his eyes, he looked like he was trying to do something with a ball of water. Not too far away a man was leaning on the floor and reading something, a porn magazine.

Although enthraled by it, he had to put it down when he heard steps coming his way. Looking at the newcomers, he gasped beyond belief, and the magazine fell off his hands.

"I-Impossible…"

*BOOMM!!*

Failure one more time, the ball of water exploded, sending the clones and the boy flying off, but nobody paid attention to the poor kid. 

"Jiraiya, it's me, Tsunade…"

"Impossible! It's impossible that goddesses exist in this world!" With tears in his eyes, he ran and knelt in front of the beauty with long black hair and long wings. He began kissing her feet.

*SNORT!*

"Control yourself, bastard!"

Tsunade kicked him almost impulsively, Jiraiya was sent flying a few metres away by that kick, still feeling blessed. When he landed though, he noticed a few strands of hair fall off.

Jiraiya recomposed himself there and then realised something that his senses weren't even able to catch on.

'I-I almost died… I didn't even notice she used a weapon! That was a scythe'

Azrael's movement was so quick it was almost imperceptible, she materialised her scythe Sheol and sliced towards Jiraiya, her strike left a terrifying line across the field for as far as the eye could see. 

"Ero-sennin!"

"Don't come, Naruto!"

The boy quieted down. Jiraiya stared at the woman who now glared at him as if she wanted to rip him off. Tsunade stood in front of her, spreading her arms wide.

"I'm sorry, Azrael. Please forgive him" Tsunade sweated, she knew he was a pervert… didn't think he'd go so far. Although apologising wasn't her gig, that was the sort of character that Azrael had. 

Even if other women may have found it funny or a bit irking. For Azrael, to be touched was a serious matter, the ultimate sin.

Seeing as Tsunade lowered herself to that extent, Azrael turned towards Jiraiya, "My body is my master's treasure, if you touch me, you are profaning my master's treasury. There won't be a second time".

She then turned to Tsunade and took her hand.

"The same applies to you. So be mindful from now on".

"H-Hai…"

**

**

"Gomenasai gomenasai gomenasai! (I'm sorry)"

Jiraiya performed five seizas in succession to avoid the seppuku. Azrael formally dropped the matter, he stood at least two metres away but that didn't stop him from sending curious looks her way.

'She's gorgeous but her attitude is Ice-cold, no doubt this is a marvellous kuudere! and she says she has a master who owns her body, who is that motherfucker? I want to kill that lucky bastard' the toad cursed inwardly. 

"Are you Tsunade? What alcohol was it that you drank, I need some of it!"

"It was not alcohol, Jiraiya. Do you believe it is me?"

"I'd recognise a kick from you any day" The man caressed the spot where the kick had struck, "Besides, Shizune-chan is next to you too".

"… I don't feel reassured with that answer"

"Good evening, Jiraiya-sama, Naruto-san" Shizune greeted. 

The boy stood in the back with his eyes glued on Azrael, her twelve wings were just too eye-catchy, even more than the halo on her head. 

'Oi, kiddo, don't even think of approaching that woman. I don't want to die together with you!'.

"Huh?" Naruto looked around, but he couldn't hear the source of the voice again, "Kyūbi?".

"Naruto, come here…" Tsunade suddenly called, stretching her hand.

"I-I haven't learned it yet, but I definitely will!–"

A head patted his blonde spiky hair, and Tsunade smiled warmly.

"I know… you have been here every night until late trying to learn the Rasengan, haven't you? You're a good boy~"

The boy blushed and averted his eyes with a huff, "… who are you and what did you do to the grumpy baba (granny)"

*BONK!*

"Auch! The baba is here -datebayo!"

"I'm trying to be kind to you but you're not helping, fucking brat!"

"You don't have to hit me! If you act aggressive like that all the time, you will only look older".

"Shut the fuck up, brat! I hate your guts!"

"Come on come on, don't fight. Let's sit down and have some grilled fish, there is a lot you want to talk about. Don't you?" Jiraiya invited them both and lit a bonfire.

Tsunade nodded and so they all together sat on the grass to share some fish, dead in the night with the stars as witnesses.

…

"Jiraiya, I'll be the Fifth Hokage" Tsunade finally said, staring at the blazing fire. She looked at Azrael who was quietly enjoying her fish.

"What made you change your mind?"

"A lot of things, but mainly… a certain boy".

"Hehe~ you're going to make me blush".

"Not you, Naruto!"