Chapter 103: God of Destruction’s Street food vendor
"I am sorry. There is something that came up." Yamcha said as he stood up from his table.
"What happened?" His date asked.
"Well. You see...." Yamcha wanted to give an excuse as he wanted to go on another date with her again in the future.
His date was a famous swimsuit model that he met when at his job.
She has an ongoing collaboration with his baseball team.
He considered her attractive, she had a decent income and her personality was tolerable.
If he messes this up he will have an awkward time at his job until her collaboration is over.
"Well..." She said as he waited for his reply.
Then he saw Maron. A blue-haired girl who used to date Krillin walked past near the place where he and his date were located.
"...." He looked at her for a few seconds because he was not expecting to see her again.
However, his date saw it and took it the wrong way.
"What? You are looking at another girl while being on a date with me?" She said in anger.
"Slap."
She slapped him in the face.
"I knew I should have listened to my manager about you being a playboy who is not going to settle down soon. But I thought I could change you as a person. I guess I was wrong." She said as she left.
Yamcha was left in disbelief.
He messed up.
But he had it coming since he also took her manager out on a date and ghosted her a few months ago before he started going out with her.
His love life was becoming a mess after Bulma dumped him and he became a famous athlete.
"Man. Seeing her at work would be uncomfortable," Yamcha said as he scratched his head.
But he can't just stay still and be sad about getting dumped in the middle of the date.
He has to follow Champa and Vados so that nothing goes wrong.
He ran out of the Cafe he was in.
"Hey. Where are you going pay up." The waiter called him.
"Here, Keep the change," Yamcha said as he threw his wallet at the waiter after taking out his credit card.
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"That bastard. How dare he not sell those things to me." Champa said.
"If this place was in my universe I would have already destroyed this place." He said.
"Champa sama. You should try to hold back your temper. We are in the terrority of another god of destruction." Vados warned him.
"At least this Muffin thing is good. You did a Good job getting these Vados." Champa said as he ate a ham sandwich.
"Champa sama that is the thing called Sandwich." Vados corrected him.
"Who cares as long as it's delicious?" Champa said.
"Please. Stop for a while ...." Yamcha said as he arrived near the Champa and Vados.
"Who are you?" Champa asked as he looked at Yamcha.
"Champa sama, that person is the earthling that participated in the tournament," Vados said as he reminded Champa about Yamcha.
"Oh. So it's him. What do you want?" Champa asked Yamcha.
"Champa sama. How did you even get that food that you are carrying?" Yamcha asked.
"Huh. This? I took it from that shop." Vados said.
She seemed to have used some kind of magic to just take the items without paying.
It makes sense why they don't know that they have to pay because they were gods.
All the people in their universe were trying to please them by giving them everything that they wanted with the fear that the fate of the planet that they were on depended on the mood of these two.
If Beerus was like Champa and walked around the earth demanding food Champa and Vados's actions would not be so strange to ordinary people.
But Beerus is lazy and does not go out much.
He also got all the food that he wanted from Bulma, who had unlimited money and could get him any kind of food that he wanted.
Because of this most normal people don't even know the existence of Superhumans let alone gods.
"Champa sama. Do you want me to show you around this place?" Yamcha asked.
He knows that he can't leave the two roaming around without supervision.
Even if he has to use his own money, he has to make the two feel at ease during their stay on earth.
"You? What kind of benefit would I get If I bring you around?" Champa asked.
Yamcha is someone who contributed a lot to Universe 6's defeat in the tournament so Champa was not very keen on having him show him around.
But it didn't take him much to convince him to tag along with Champa and Vados.
He participated in the tournament so he knew what Champa liked.
Champa's goal during the tournament was to take Earth to his universe because he was intrigued by the food from the planet. And now he was walking around taking food from innocent civilians.
So Yamcha knows that Campa is a foodie just like Beerus.
"I know a good place where you can get good Sushi," Yamcha said.
"Sushi?" Champa was interested.
"Is it delicious?" Vados asked.
"It's one of the most expensive delicacies on this planet," Yamcha said as he exaggerated the taste and the rarity of Shushi.
Champa and Vados immediately agreed to Yamcha's request when they found out he was going to give them food.
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Five hours have passed.
"Champa sama is late," Cabba said.
Goten, Trunks, Bra and Marron were waiting for Champa with Cabba so that they could go to Planet Sadala.
Then they saw Yamcha who looked defeated leading Champa and Vados.
"You are a great guide," Champa said as he patted Yamcha's back.
He was laughing and smiling. Vados was also smiling.
It seems like they have a great time.
"My money. How can they eat that much?" Yamcha muttered to himself.
Most of the money that he possessed was gone from treating the two to different kinds of food and having to pay compensation for the things that they accidentally destroyed during their detour.
In total, he has to use around fifty million Zeni on that day alone.