Douluo: Unbeatable from Capturing a Goddess

"Stop the car!"

Luo Yu, whose ride sparked and flashed as it bore a pair of lovely ladies in black stockings, was stopped by a push of a hand.

Luo Yu looked hesitantly at the uniformed traffic officer.

"What's the matter?"

The other person took out a small booklet from his chest pocket, and a pen from his pocket as well.

Luo Yu was somewhat taken aback.

Could it be that even dressed so incognito, someone had recognized him and was asking for an autograph?

But when he saw the fine slip handed to him, the corner of Luo Yu's mouth twitched.

Sign what, a hammer?

Violation of riding an electric scooter!

Next to him, Qin Lan and Jia Lan, two beauties, twitched the corners of their mouths as if they were struggling to not burst into laughter.

The exalted Divine Child was being issued a traffic ticket.

The scene was indeed too comical, and they exchanged glances, tempted to take their phones out of their bags to take a photo as a keepsake.

If this got out on the internet, it would definitely explode in popularity, topping the hot search lists of major websites.

However, they restrained themselves.

After all, it was for carrying them that the man had been caught by the traffic uncle.

"You know you can't ride like this on the street next time, right? Riding so fast with two people, how dangerous!" the traffic officer advised earnestly.

Luo Yu said with a smile, "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, there won't be any problem."

"You know what you're doing?" the traffic officer glared.

"Yes." Luo Yu nodded, "My riding skills are very good."

"No matter how good your riding skills are, accidents can happen! You wouldn't want your two beautiful companions to get into an accident with you."

What bull and horse talk this was.

Luo Yu, unconcerned inwardly, didn't mention his driving skills that rivaled the Autumn Mountain Driving God, or even if an accident did happen, it was likely the other party would be the one in trouble. With his current physical strength, he could probably smash the other party's car to pieces.

"If you still don't see the problem, I can't let you go," said the traffic officer, his attitude clearly very serious and responsible.

"Alright, I understand."

Luo Yu's "admission of guilt" was well-received, and after a verbal warning, he was let go.

"Alright young man, off you go."

"At your age, you really should buy a car, riding a donkey with two ladies just isn't the thing, it looks too shabby," the traffic officer patted Luo Yu on the shoulder and added, "Young man, you look young, work hard and the future will be promising."

"Of course, no problem, I'll work hard." Luo Yu always maintained a gentle attitude, as after all, the other party meant well.

Jia Lan and the other lady were barely containing their laughter all this while.

Luo Yu got back on the electric scooter, ready to leave with the two women.

The traffic officer's face turned green in an instant.

"Habit, habit, haha," Luo Yu got off and pushed the scooter, leading the two women out of the traffic officer's sight.

Then he turned his head and glared at the two women, humorously scolding them:

"Tough time holding it in, huh?"

"Don't hold it back, laugh if you want to!"

"Pfft!"

"Giggles..."

The two women could no longer hold it in and let out clear, sweet laughter.

Jia Lan laughed until she was almost in tears.

"Luo Gongzi, just think, if the netizens found out you got a traffic fine, I wonder how they would feel?"

Luo Yu's face darkened.

"I don't want to know."

Just then, Qin Lan asked with a smile, "Luo Gongzi, I think if you had taken off your sunglasses and mask and revealed your identity, that person might have just let you go."

Luo Yu shook his head.

"There's no need for that."

"They're just following protocol, we don't need to pull any special privileges."

Both Qin Lan and Jia Lan gave a thumbs-up.

"Our Luo Gongzi, you're just different!"

"Right, your realm is just higher."

Luo Yu was speechless.

"Are you two here putting on a show for me?"

Qin Lan shook her head: "Not at all, just think about the past years, when people got caught, they would say my husband is this and that or my dad is this and that, with an extremely poor attitude. Being as harmonious as you are, that's rare."

Luo Yu sighed.

"When did doing the right thing become praiseworthy? Shouldn't following the rules be something everyone does?"

"Without rules, nothing can be squared, if the powerful rely on their strength to break the rules, then the social system will end up in chaos."

The smiles faded from Qin Lan's and the other woman's faces, and they pondered for a moment, nodding in agreement.

"Every time Luo Gongzi speaks, there's a sense of profound truth, we are enlightened," Qin Lan said.

"No, no, no."

Luo Yu shook his head:

"You've got me all wrong. I'm just a philanderer, slacking off and chasing girls, that's my life's ambition."

"Pshaw—"

Qin Lan and the other lady scoffed repeatedly, clearly disbelieving.

"Your kind, I know, claims to slack off, but works more doggedly than anyone else behind the scenes, hmph!"

Jia Lan said, "Now, I'm really curious, if the person who issued the fine knew they had ticketed none other than the incomparable Da Xia Godson, what kind of expression would they have?"

...

"What???"

In the middle of the road, the traffic officer who had just admonished Luo Yu suddenly received a call from headquarters.

"0387, who did you just issue a ticket to???" The person at headquarters spoke anxiously, with obviously hurried breathing.

The loud questioning seemed to make the phone tremble.

"Who did I issue a ticket to?" The traffic officer really hadn't paid attention, since riding an electric scooter wasn't a serious violation. He had scanned the person's ID with the official networking device without looking closely, and then started advising.

"I just ticketed a young man who was riding an electric scooter in violation."

"Riding an electric scooter?"

The person at headquarters became inarticulate.

"Why would the Da Xia Godson be riding an electric scooter?"

"Godson?" The traffic manager was stunned, "What Godson riding an electric scooter?"