Douluo: Dressed as Tang San's sister and Xiao Yan HE

The girl sat across from them excitedly: "Hello everyone, just call me Maomao! Hereinafter referred to as Maomao, let me introduce my questionnaire, which is [-] questions about couples, which will help each other understand themselves and readers understand everyone!"

Of course, the most important thing is that I was very envious of the fifty questions written by others a long time ago, and now I can finally write my own, so excited!

Probably this is the motivation to support me as an author to write more than 100 million words, right?The day has finally come, so excited!

Xiao Yan looked at the excited girl opposite who was asking a question and raised her forehead helplessly: Sure enough, the protagonist in the book will probably be somewhat similar to the author, with the same jumping thinking and brain-boosting emperor as Tang Ning!

Realizing Xiao Yan's gaze, a certain cat coughed in embarrassment, only to feel awkward: "Okay, then I'll start asking questions now!"

"Ask." Xiao Yan spoke concisely and to the point. Don't disturb the two of them on their rare day off, okay?

Tang Ning interrupted in the middle: "Wait a minute, you said fifty questions about the relationship between husband and wife? As far as I know, it's usually a hundred questions!" What about the other fifty questions?Eaten by you?

A certain cat: "Ah, the main reason is that the fifty questions at the end are too eight-letter and too exciting, so I can't pronounce them at all, and I can't pass the review.

So there are only fifty questions. The readers are already mature readers, so I think they can figure it out on their own! "

"Okay, okay, let's start now. In the next fifty, ask the readers to Baidu Brain Supplement! As for why you didn't post it? I understand everything."

1 May I have your name?

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There was silence, and the others turned their heads speechlessly, too lazy to talk to a certain cat.

Tang Ning: (rolling her eyes with a sigh) Are you typing with your face on the keyboard?You don't even know what our name is?

A certain cat: (embarrassed) Well, of course I know this, it’s just following the process, let’s go to the next question.

So just go through the process, don't look at me with eyes that look mentally retarded, okay?Is that polite?

The four people complained in unison: There is no need for unnecessary procedures!

2 What is the age?

Tang Ning: (little face stiff) Refuse to answer, girls' age is a secret!

Xiao Wu: (Nodding in agreement) That’s right, I can’t tell you.

The main thing is that they don't know how to calculate their age when they travel back and forth between the three worlds and stay in each world for five years.

A certain cat:? ? ?Is it too uncooperative?This is the second question!Can I really manage to ask a hundred questions?

Xiao Yan: Well, that’s right, which life of mine are you asking about?As a person who has lived three lives, I am really confused!

Tang San: +1

A certain cat: (Sighing while holding his forehead) I almost forgot that the situation of these two people is more complicated.

The five people looked at each other, and finally a certain cat said: Well, everyone has a long lifespan anyway and can live for tens of thousands of years. Age is not important. Let’s move on to the next question.

Unsolved mystery - as an author, I still don't know how to calculate the age of the two pairs of cp I wrote (because I don't know how to calculate)

3 gender is?

Tang Ning: (pointing to herself in horror) Do I look like a man?

A certain cat: So why is it that my daughter goose is the first to answer and make complaints every time?Oh, I almost forgot about her talkative attributes, ok ok.

Silently write down two men and two women on paper.

4 What is your personality like?

Tang Ning was the first to answer as always: I am a cute and cute little angel.

Xiao Yan: (with a look of horror)? ? ?are you sure?Have you said more than once that you have a wrong perception of your own position?

Tang San: I have corrected it several times. It is obvious that the sand sculpture salted fish group spoils the cutie.

Tang Ning: ...Anyway, it's a group favorite, so that's right!Yandi is my man, Sea God and Asura God is my brother, 100% group favorite winner in life!

Xiao Wu: (with a loving face) Yes, that's right.

A certain cat: Others answer the question too?Don't ignore me!

Tang San: My character?How should I put it, she is more stubborn, very kind, gentle and calm, and firm in her work.

Xiao Wu: Yes, brother is such a person!As for me, of course I am a lively and lovely rabbit, a good wife and mother!

Xiao Yan: Similar to Tang San, he is calm, has strong endurance, and has a very easy-going attitude towards his friends.

Tang Ning: (Spitting out in a low voice) Xiao Yan wants to add a mouthful, obviously the king with a strong mouth is no worse than me.

As for Xiao Wu and Tang San, is the former sure that she is a good wife and mother?The victim who was killed and thrown to pieces by her would probably not agree.

The same goes for my brother. People who are poisoned to death by him or killed by hidden weapons will be angry to death. Call this kindness and gentleness?

A certain cat: (agrees) The female goose is really my mouthpiece, she said everything I wanted to say hahaha.

5 The character of the other party?

Tang San: Xiao Wu is very cute.

Xiao Wu: Brother is the best and best person in the world and has no flaws!

Xiao Yan: Funny, a bit arrogant but, sometimes a bit venomous, usually lazy and Buddhist (voice gradually quiets down under Tang Ning's stare) Although she is also very cute, I just love her very much .

Tang Ning: (Satisfied, retracting her gaze) He is as calm as an old monster. You can tell at a glance that he is a time traveler. It's not fun at all!

But...but it's very reliable, it makes people feel at ease, I feel very safe...

A certain cat: (booing) Oh, Ningning, your ears are red!

Tang Ning: (turning into anger from embarrassment) I'll fuck you if you tell me!

A certain cat: Yes, yes, no. (How can it be?)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Tang San: On the second night of my six-year-old martial spirit awakening, at the gate of Qishe of Notting Soul Master Academy

A certain cat: Wow, Tang San remembers it very clearly!

Tang Ning smiled: "Of course, it's the first meeting after all. As for me, I met Xiao Yan at the house of Grandpa Jack, the head of the Holy Soul Village, a few days before the awakening of the Wuhun.

Xiao Wu and Xiao Yan didn't speak, their eyes were full of nostalgia.

So many years have passed in the blink of an eye!Time flies so fast. At that time, I never thought that the boys and girls back then would become the current partners and spend their lives together!

7 The first impression of the other party?

Tang Ning: First impression!let me see.

This man was only seven years old but matured like an adult. He looked like a time traveler at first glance, and he was very dangerous.It feels a lot like the description of a certain male protagonist!The result is really emmmmm

Xiao Yan: A harmless-looking thin girl, very beautiful and cute, the first time she saw me, her reaction was not right, so try her out.

Tang San: Cute little girl, Wang Sheng felt like bullying a girl when he competed with her.

Xiao Wu: Interesting boy, the way he foolishly said that his Wuhun is my food is very cute and makes people especially like him.What?Want to compete with me?Come on then, Bunny can't wait!

A certain cat: Wow, Violent Rabbit has been the same since childhood!Just why can I get sugar?I feel that the four of them are so sweet, even if it's the first time we meet!