chapter 31
31 – All-Age Version
It’s the same content, just for all ages.
“Then I’ll just write one.”
“Sure, go ahead.”
The employee replied coolly and went out to prepare first.
“Erka, don’t misunderstand. I really need to save money, that’s why.”
“Huh? Okay, I get it. Of course, I should. But what misunderstanding?”
“What? Oh, right. You’re a dragon. No, no, it’s nothing.”
Rihanna muttered something to herself and giggled.
* * * * *
Inside the small tent, there was a round wooden bathtub emitting warm steam.
It had a similar structure to the Tussenye Regiment Inn.
Riana let out a scream and quickly turned her back, taking off her clothes in a fluster.
She hung her clothes on the hanger and stepped into the bathtub, letting out an involuntary exclamation.
“Hmm… It feels so refreshing…”
Come to think of it, something’s strange.
The water is clearly hot, so why did I unconsciously say, “It feels refreshing”?
This is really odd.
“Er-ga-nim, please turn around and sit.”
Riana, still facing away, said.
“You must not turn around?”
“I won’t. I’m not curious.”
From behind, the sound of Riana taking off her clothes could be heard.
“Are you really serious about not looking?”
“I said I won’t look. You’re a dragon, so what’s the point of seeing a human body?”
“Oh, right. I guess that makes sense. It’s like seeing a horse’s genitals and feeling nothing.”
“What are you saying? It’s cold, so come in quickly.”
“Yes, yes.”
As Riana entered the bathtub, the water level rose rapidly, spilling out.
“Riana.”
“What?”
“I need to lose some weight.”
“Profit!”
Liana kicked me in the back.
“Is it my fault for having this kind of body?!”
“It’s not entirely your fault. I’m sorry.”
“But it is my fault. I eat a lot.”
“Instead of saving money on bath expenses, it seems like you save more money by eating less.”
“Oh, really!”
Liana got angry and poured water over my head.
A moment later, she moved her body, creating waves, and leaned her back against mine.
“But still, it’s so nice to come to the city and take a bath like this.”
“That’s why. It’s even better when it’s cold.”
“But do dragons also take baths? Do they go into the lake and take one?”
I smiled at Liana’s question and answered.
“We have a volcano on our island that spews lava. We bathe in the crater.”
“What…? You take baths in lava…?!”
“Yes. It burns off our scales and cleanses all the impurities.”
“Wow… That’s incredible… Are scales really that tough?”
“They are. They’re incredibly tough.”
Liana, who had been silent for a moment, muttered to herself in a very small voice.
“If we made armor or shields out of them, we could sell them for a high price…”
I pretended not to hear that crazy idea.
“Today, let’s take a bath, eat something delicious, and get a good rest. Tomorrow, let’s go to Yeongjuseong, Rihanna.”
“Sounds good. The Cape Tower? Let’s ask about that.”
“The Count Goda should not be a human like the Duke of Tuscany.”
“Don’t worry. Are we going to be fooled once and fooled twice? If we see anything strange, we’ll just leave.”
“Alright. It seems reliable.”
Rihanna laughed softly, her shoulders shaking.
“Oh, by the way. Erga.”
“What?”
“Do you want to touch my chest?”
I was taken aback by the sudden question and couldn’t say anything.
Rihanna continued speaking as I remained silent.
“You kept touching my chest earlier this morning, right?”
“Did I?”
“It wasn’t because you wanted to touch it?”
“Well, it’s soft and has a nice texture.”
“Then go ahead and touch it.”
Rihanna gently pushed my back with her own.
“I’ll allow it.”
“Can I really touch it?”
“Yes. Turn around.”
When I turned, Rihanna was still showing me her back.
She slightly raised her elbows.
“Put your hands on the side and touch it. It’s awkward to face each other.”
Following her instructions, I put my hands on my side and clenched my chest.
A huge chest that couldn’t be held with one hand.
Rihanna smiled mischievously and asked.
“Do you feel good?”
“Yeah. It feels good. I didn’t know human milk was so watery.”
Rihanna bounced her hips and pressed her back against my chest.
“Touch it as much as you want. Since you’re a dragon, I’m allowing you to touch. If you were human, it wouldn’t have been so easy.”
“Oh, really?”
“Of course. If you were human, you and I would have been over since this morning.”
As I gently massaged her chest, Rihanna said with a voice mixed with laughter.
“If I let you touch my chest like this, would you betray me later? Touching each other’s chests is not a normal relationship for humans, you know.”
“Why would I betray you?”
“You never know, right? If the situation gets better, a rogue saint like me might become useless?”
“Is that possible? I’m not even human.”
“hehehe. That’s right. Because you’re a dragon, you won’t just hit us from behind like other suspicious people. So, that’s why I let you touch my chest like this!”
“Got it. Thanks.”
Liana’s heart feels really good.
At first glance, it seems full and firm on the outside, but when you touch it, it’s incredibly soft and squishy.
Even slime wouldn’t be this squishy.
Probably nothing in the world feels as good as touching a woman’s chest.
“Ah… there…”
Trembling… Liana flinched when I touched her.
“Is this place off-limits?”
“Ah… no… it’s okay. Since you’re already doing it, just touch everything.”
Trembling… at first, it was trembling at the size of a finger…
Once trembling… trembling with the tip of a finger…
“Trembling… Lord Erga… trembling…”
But suddenly, I felt something strange.
Definitely one trembling on one side… one trembling on the other side… gone…?!
In the morning, I didn’t notice because I was touching with one hand, but now that I’m touching with both hands, there’s definitely a difference.
No trembling on the right side!
“L… Liana… I’m sorry…”
“What…? Why…?”
“While touching… I think the right trembling fell off…”
“What did you sayyyyy!?”
Surprised, Liana jumped and the water overflowed.
“Aing! What is this! It’s really not here! Lord Erga! What happened?”
“Sorry… What should I do…? Just a moment. Let me check if it fell on the floor.”
In a fluster, she felt around the bathtub floor, and suddenly Rihanna burst into laughter.
“Why are you laughing?”
“Oh, Lord Erga. How can you be so clueless after just touching it briefly… It’s gone. Oh, it’s hilarious.”
“No. It was definitely there.”
Feeling around… she searched, but there was clearly… nothing.
There was no denying the clear display of its existence… but there was truly nothing.
“Is this something only you know, Lord Erga?”
“What?”
“It’s inside… this is a secret that no one really knows, but I’m telling you because you’re Lord Erga.”
“It’s inside? What are you talking about?”
“I don’t know either. It’s been like this since I was young.”
I’ve never heard of the idea that it’s inside.
No, in the first place, it must be the first time I’ve touched mammal milk.
“It’s really inside? Let me see.”
With her finger, she could feel… something.
“Huh…? It’s real…?”
Rihanna exclaimed in a low voice, surprised.
“What are you doing…?”
“Shouldn’t it be on the outside originally?”
“Well, that’s true… Jo-mul-jo-mul…!”
Jo-mul-jo-mul… Liana groaned, bending her back.
Jo-mul-jo-mul… It felt like there was something there, a sensation.
Jo-mul-jo-mul… Gently scratching, Jo-mul-jo-mul… from Liana’s lips…
“Huik… Er-ga-nim… Why are you acting weird?”
“Does it hurt? Sorry.”
“No… It doesn’t hurt… Oh, where did I put the abandon…!”
As I was about to let go, Liana grabbed my wrist and got angry.
“If you start, finish it…”
“If it hurts, tell me.”
“It doesn’t hurt…”
Jo-mul-jo-mul… After a few times, it soon began Jo-mul-jo-mul…
Jo-mul-jo-mul… Using my index and thumb, Jo-mul-jo-mul… Liana pushed her back against me and moaned.
“Jo-mul-jo-mul…!”
“Did it hurt?”
“Don’t let go… just hold on…”
Doing as she asked, Jo-mul-jo-mul… Liana slightly Jo-mul-jo-mul…
“Oh, this is really strange… Er-ga-nim… Touch both of them…”
Jo-mul-jo-mul… Liana asked for something else.
“Tightly, inch by inch…”
“Doesn’t it hurt?”
“Just do as you’re told!”
As Rihanna exploded in anger, I hurriedly inch by inch…
Then Rihanna twisted her waist towards me and wrapped her arms around my neck.
“Ugh…”
Looking over her shoulder, inch by inch… the water in the bathtub was becoming cloudy.
“Hey, you… inch by inch… did you impregnate someone?”
“Why are you saying such nonsense to the saint…! To someone who has never even done it before…!”
“How strange.”
Inch by inch… the water in the bathtub had become murky.
Rihanna, inch by inch…
Her inch by inch…
Inch by inch…
Strangely, as if transforming into a polymorph with a human body, inch by inch…
Inch by inch…
Inch by inch… suddenly Rihanna opened her mouth.
“Stop inching… now.”
Inch by inch… as I let go, Rihanna crouched down, hugged her chest, and smiled.
“Was it good?”
“It was nice.”
“hehehe. I enjoyed it too. Now let’s get out.”
Putting aside a slight disappointment, we got out of the bathtub.
We turned our backs to each other and washed our bodies with soap powder.
Squish, squish… It was much bigger than I had expected, and I was surprised.
Humans use this kind of thing, squish, squish…
What a foolish thing to do.
How can they do it in such a way, squish, squish…
Tsk, tsk.
* * * * *
After having a meal on the first floor and chatting by the fireplace, we went into the room and played Mahjong.
This time, we didn’t bet any money.
It seems that Liana no longer wants to play Mahjong with me.
“Liana, shall we sleep now? I’m so tired.”
“Sure. I’ll blow out the candles.”
Liana took out Wyvern’s egg from her bag, hugged it, and lay down.
“hehehe… Mommy will take good care of you…”
I wanted to ask if I could touch her chest while she slept, but it seemed impossible with the egg in her arms.
Liana, who used to sing to the egg, soon started to snore softly.
I covered her with a blanket and quickly fell asleep myself.
The next day, we had breakfast and headed towards the Marquis’s castle.
We told the gatekeeper that we had come with a request regarding the Kepel Tower.
“The Kepel Tower? Ah, that request, right? Please come in.”
The gatekeeper opened the door with a friendly voice, completely different from the soldiers of Tussenne Duchy.
We followed him into the Marquis’s castle.