Don’t Mess with Shennong

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Huaxi Town, Wangjing Village, beside Xigou Reeds.

In the early summer, the butterfly dances the bee flying, the grass is strong, the flowers are fragrant, and the young people fishing on the riverside are sleeping soundly.

Wang Ping’an dreamed again. It was the same old dream that was often repeated. This time, the dream was particularly clear.

In the dream, he was a little fairy and a disciple of Shennong. Because he was too lazy, he delayed the events of the fairy world and was demoted to the lower realm.

It was only during the reincarnation of Xiafan that countless immortals struck, a terrible big explosion occurred, and the soul was broken up.

So he became a fool, his brain was not good, and he was laughed at in the village, and his parents were also very sad, but he still gritted his teeth and brought him up.

The first half of the dream was repeated many times. In the dream at this moment, there was actually a continuation. A tall white-beard old man appeared, sackcloth shoes, carrying a medicine basket.

The white-bearded old man had a complex expression, and said tangledly: “Ping An Wu, you have an accident in the reincarnation, and you are sad to be attacked by the enemy family. It is also very sad for you to be a teacher.

You have had some problems with your brain and incomplete soul in these years, so you spent a great price for the teacher, reached a deal with the will of Heavenly Dao, and worked together to make a Shennong auxiliary system, which can help you return to the fairy world as soon as possible. “

“This system combines some common sense in the world and our mysterious planting techniques. It’s just that the time is too short, and the master hasn’t tested it. If there are some strange problems, please don’t worry, just get used to it.”

Upon hearing this, Wang Ping anxiously shouted, “Don’t make trouble, Master, what habits are good, don’t you provide modification services?”

The old man with a white beard laughed and said nothing, suddenly a colorful light group popped up and landed on Wang Ping’s body. The body that had been empty for a long time was instantly enriched, and there was a feeling of prolonged drought and dew.

It was the crippled soul that I had been looking forward to for eighteen years, and the Shennong auxiliary system that was unreliable.

Blank and simple head, flashing countless pictures, that is all of his previous life, and this life, idiot-like 18 years of experience.

Receiving too much information in an instant, Wang Ping’s simple brain was a bit painful. He shouted while covering his head, and suddenly woke up from a dream.

who am I? where am I? What happened?

Wang Ping sat up and looked around blankly, with the mountains in the distance and the green water in the distance. In front of him was a set of homemade fishing tackle without hooks, and behind him was a poor and ruined village.

He wiped the drool from his dream and froze for a long time before muttering with great dissatisfaction: “Ben Xian became a fool? When the laymen were attacked by the Chou family?

Looking up at the sky, the sky is white, the clouds are warm, the wind is warm, and there is no response.

Looking down at the ground, there was a mess of grass and wildflowers, as well as a few bugs that could not be named, crawling around on themselves.

No extra explanation? Which fairy in the world is reincarnated, is not a smart life, it is his turn, how did the script change?

Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!

A big yellow dog came from the village, and after seeing Wang Ping’s figure, he was more excited, his tail swaying wildly, like a windmill.

Because of the fast speed, he rushed from behind and almost banged Wang Ping into the ditch.

“Silly Sparrow, do you want to kill Lao Tzu and inherit Lao Tzu’s property?” Wang Ping’s slurred speech was a little bit of a tongue, and it was a fool’s tone when he heard it.

This is the physical reason. Even if the soul recovers, it will be difficult to change some physical characteristics of the body for a while.

For example, when you speak with a big tongue, you will drool when you see something delicious, and your walking posture will be a bit swaying.

The big yellow dog’s name is sparrow. It doesn’t care what Wang Ping’s said. After throwing him down, he licked his face with his tongue, expressing his intimacy and enthusiasm.

“Go, I can’t eat, don’t lick my face, wait for me to catch the fish and serve you lunch.” Wang Ping said, pulling up the fishing tackle made of bamboo poles.

There was only one rope tied to it, no fish hooks, no bait, and no buoys.

The sparrow widened the dog’s eyes and stared at Wang Ping’an like a silly star. The eyes seemed to say that as long as your equipment can catch fish, the dog lord gave you raw food on the spot.

Wang Ping’an was a little embarrassed by the dog. He clearly remembered that there was a gluten tied to the rope. Why didn’t he? The fish in this ditch is too cunning, actually bullying the fool … Bah, I ’m not stupid anymore.

Thinking of this, Wang Ping’an was already very angry, and felt deeply ashamed of his behavior and habits.

Lie back on the grass and grab the sparrow’s ears to let it be honest. This is a local dog. It was raised only two years ago. It was during adolescence and was very lively.

It is because it is too lively, usually humming, screaming, non-stop, like a sparrow, so I gave it such a name.

The sparrow was very clever. Seeing that Wang Ping did not want to accompany himself, he lay aside, learning his posture, his belly up, his limbs curled up, and the sun.

At this time, from the direction of the village, two people came, one man and one woman.

The man is the village party secretary Wang Deli, in his forties. He has a big belly and a happy face. When he talks, he always squints and smiles, like Maitreya, very happy.

“Professor Qian, the young man in front is Wang Ping’an. His family’s dog is smarter than him, and he took us to find him at once, haha.”

The woman was about 20 years old, her skin was white, and her facial features were exquisite and beautiful. She wore a business skirt and exposed Bai Shengsheng’s two beautiful legs.

She is a poverty alleviation commissioner sent by the town and needs to register some poor households and special personnel information.

Wang Ping’an is a famous fool in the village. He has not only intellectual disabilities, but also some mental disorders.

After appraisal by the provincial psychiatric hospital authority, he was issued with a Level 3 certificate of mental illness, belonging to a certified mentally disabled person, and enjoying state subsidies.

Because of this, Qian Duoduo, as a poverty alleviation commissioner, after registering the situation of Wang Ping’s family, he had to take a look at himself and take a few more photos before completing the registration.

“He looks so handsome, he is a fool, and he is mentally ill? I don’t look like it!” It’s more than ten meters away, and he has a lot of money in his eyes. When he carefully looked at Wang Ping, who was lying on the grass, his eyes soon became a little love.

“Stupid and not stupid, just try to know.” Village Party Secretary Wang Deli usually hates the village woman’s infatuation with Wang Pingping. He is a fool, why should she attract women’s attention?

Why is there such a handsome and successful man like himself?

“Secretary Wang, how do you try it?” Qian Duoduo converged strangely, showing curiosity.

Wang Deli took out his wallet, took out one dollar and five yuan banknotes, walked to Wang Ping’s side, and shouted: “Two silly, don’t sleep, let’s play a game. Which of the two denominations do you think is bigger, you Which one to take away, okay? “

“You are the second silly, your family is the second silly, such a childish game, I do not play it!” Wang Ping rolled his eyes, glared at the village branch secretary dismissively, this thing is when I am a fool? cut!

“This kid is stupid again. In terms of seniority, you should call my uncle, what should I say?” The village branch secretary was a little embarrassed and glanced at the money that approached him.

“You are Wang Ping’an? Why not play such an interesting game?” Qian Duoduo walked in front of Wang Ping’an, bent down, and asked softly with a kind smile.

Wang Ping’an heard this soft and nice tone, unlike the local dialects in town, and was a little curious.

Looking up, I saw a pair of Bai Shengsheng’s slender thighs.

“Oh, it’s so beautiful, so beautiful.” Wang Ping almost outflowed, and habitually expressed his inner feelings.

“Thank you for the compliment, I also think I look good.”

Qian Duoduo is a straight girl with blushing cheeks, and Dada accepted Wang Ping’s praise.

Wang Ping’an felt very desperate. How could his reincarnated immortal be affected by the fool’s behavior and habits. He widened his eyes and told himself seriously that he must never look at the lost sister again.

“Is the two of you enough? Can you still play the game well?” The village party secretary’s hands were almost sour, and he found that the two were frowning and actually left himself alone.

If all the fools in the world are like Wang Ping, are normal people still alive? With drooling, can you fascinate a beautiful woman with a heartbeat? Is there any reason?