Do whatever you want [football]

The system came from an email. At that time, he was looking for a script from his agent in his mailbox, and he saw the email with a football emoji. The subject was: Want to customize your football dream?

After opening it, I found a questionnaire, and the entire page didn't even have a logo.

He thought, this should be some students collecting data, or it should be sent by a low-level game company deep in the heart of the earth.

Both of these were not easy, so he just filled them in, but... didn't get distracted...

If you go back in time and go back to that time, he will hold his hand and choose Manchester United!Manchester United!Manchester United!

The second choice is also Real Madrid!

The price of choosing randomly is "dreams come true", he must realize his "dreams"——

Become the chairman of Newcastle!

How big is the difference between Manchester United, Real Madrid and Newcastle?

It's a world of difference!Manchester United is the football club with the largest number of fans in the world, Real Madrid is one of the most successful clubs in the world, what about Newcastle?

Newcastle rises and falls between the Premier League and the Championship, like a lift.

Not talking about grades, just talking about hobbies. He is a double fan of Manchester United and Real Madrid. Yes, he is so fickle. Who made him go from Manchester United to Real Madrid? He watched many Real Madrid games, so he became a Real Madrid fan?

But because of his cheap hands for a while, he could only choose to build Newcastle into a giant and lead the team nicknamed "The Magpie" to spread its wings and fly high.

But he is not afraid, he has cheats!

At that moment, Randall thought that he could do whatever he wanted, and he really thought so, until the system introduced him to the status quo of the Magpies and told him that his goal for the first season was: relegation.

The transfer fee is ￡0 (pound sterling).

What is the transfer fee?

For example, Cristiano Ronaldo of the Manchester United club still has a 2-year contract with Manchester United. If he wants to transfer to Real Madrid, then Real Madrid will have to pay him a transfer fee as compensation to Manchester United so that he can transfer to Real Madrid. to Real Madrid.

If Ronaldo's contract at that time has expired, then he can transfer to any club freely without being restricted by the transfer fee. Such a transfer fee is called a free transfer.

Now the transfer fee is 0, and the task is still to relegation, which simply does not give him a way out!

If the transfer fee is not paid, then he can only resort to the Dafa of "changing coaches"!It is said that "changing coaches is like changing knives". After the change, there will always be some improvement. The current time of the system is 2006. He has several coach candidates in his mind, such as Liverpool's current coach Klopp, who is still in the Bundesliga. What about Mainz?

He recruited Klopp, survived this wave, bought some fresh meat in the future, bought low and sold high, opened a "black shop", and worked hard for a few years. Maybe there is still hope for the rich.

Until he saw the salary provided by the system for the new head coach——

￡0 (£)/year.

That's literally nothing!Facing his protest, the system finally gave him an explanation:

"Your former chairman Sheppard did not manage well during his tenure. The system has paid off all your debts. After leaving room for unpaid salaries and transfer fees for next season, you now have no transfer fees at your disposal."

What can Randall say?Although the Newcastle club has been in abyss this season, it was still playing on the top stage in Europe a season ago. This club still has the most loyal fans in the Premier League. It is not a small sum of money to buy it and pay off the debt. The system It's not incomprehensible to be so stingy... Shit!

He's just powerless against QAQ!

No transfer fee to buy!There is no money to hire a coach!The system is forcing him to take over the club, what can he do!He could only pinch his nose and go on it himself!

The simple system provided him with a coaching certificate that can coach the Premier League level and is recognized by the Football Federation and FIFA, and arranged three meals a day and accommodation for him, oh, and provided him with a bicycle.

since!OK!car!

Impressed!

In addition, the only thing that touched him was that the system also provided him with a six-language package of English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese. The famous Mr. Mourinho is on par.

But the language set can't cover up the tragic fact that he is penniless. It is said that it is the beginning of 06 and the World Cup is coming soon. He bet...

The system ruthlessly extinguished his hope again, and told him: In order to help the host realize his pure dream, the system will confiscate all illegal gains!

Use your own advantages to make a fortune, wave checks in football, buy, buy, and do whatever you want?

nonexistent.

This won't work, and that won't work, so you can't blame me for trying to make a crooked move under the pressure of relegation!After Randall poured cold water on his face and cleaned himself up, he thought about relegation again.

After all, Souness is also the head coach of football for more than ten years. Why did he bring the Magpies into the relegation team this season and a half?After extracting the information given by the system, he came up with three reasons——

First of all, Sir Robson left a deep imprint on this club.

This old man can be said to be one of the top coaches in England. He led England to the semi-finals of the World Cup in 90. It was not until 2018 that he was tied by his disciple Southgate at the time.

Although before him, Newcastle's coaches were Kevin Keegan, who led the Magpies to No.2, and Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish, but there is such a thing as personality charm, and there is no such thing.

For example, Lee Bowyer, who he wants to clean up first, is simply notorious in football!In the last season, he even fought with his teammate Kieron Dyer in the game and staged a wonderful infighting!In the end, he was suspended, but Bowyer has never been a fuel-efficient lamp, and he still doesn't know how to restrain himself under this situation.

But under the leadership of Sir Robson, although it was difficult for Bowyer to be a good baby, he never got into trouble.After all, anyone with a little bit of conscience will not be embarrassed by such an old man who treats him hard all day long, persuades him, teaches him like an old father, and even loves him and thinks about him.

So these players performed very differently under the old-school British gentleman Sir Robson than under Souness, which also means that the latter cannot suppress the dressing room.

A coach who can't suppress the dressing room has no future at this club.

Then there are the injuries.

Newcastle's medical team is simply a model of unprofessional, irregular, and irresponsible "veterinarians" for Premier League clubs in this era. In the past six months or so, Newcastle has experienced multiple large-scale player injuries!So after he took office, he asked Duke to contact the Newcastle University School of Medicine, hoping to cooperate with the School of Medicine.

Although Newcastle is only the fifth largest city in the UK, it has very rich educational resources. The university is particularly supportive of the local football team of Newcastle, and has a preliminary intention of cooperation.

The biggest problem?

To put it bluntly, after Souness came to power, he sold all the players who shouldn't be sold, and that's fine, if the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come, but few of the new ones are reliable!

Without the personality charm of the old Robson, there is no money to buy people, and whether the injury problem will reappear depends on the follow-up efforts. Only the last point can be overcome as much as possible.

Randall choked speechlessly, how could this make him play?If he wants to realize his wish, he must complete the [relegation] task given by the system. In such a situation where the entire locker room may not listen to his command, it is imperative to buy someone!

Now there are only 9 days until the end of the winter transfer, but the system does not pay the transfer fee. Randall racked his brains and came up with two crooked tricks to deal with the system. Whether it works or not, he has to try it anyway!

The first trick is [staging]!

When buying players, because the transfer fee ranges from tens of thousands of euros to hundreds of millions of euros, such expenditure is also a burden for giants like Manchester United and Real Madrid, so buying and selling players can be paid in installments!

FIFA recognizes this kind of behavior. Generally speaking, it is divided into two phases. Of course, the two clubs can also negotiate.If there is no ability to repay, UEFA will let the "creditor" choose a player of similar value from all the players in the debt-debt club as compensation.

Since it is common in football and FIFA allows it, the system can't allow it, right?

After he and the system raised this point, the system readily complied!Randall suddenly beamed with joy.

Within 9 days, how can he sell one of the 10 players he wants to clean up?He can buy Navas if he sells anyone!

Keylor Navas, a Costa Rican, is the goalkeeper.

The majority of fans gave him a nickname, "The Wall", while Real Madrid fans often sincerely call him "Na Dae"!Because this tall goalkeeper is not considered tall, but he always saves the team in danger like a father!

How cool it is to spend such a small amount of money to buy a "father"!

After seeing a glimmer of hope, Randall negotiated with the system again and proposed his second trick: "I want a loan!"

Other teams can borrow from the bank, but it can't be his turn, right?

The system was silent for a while before replying: "You can advance the basic transfer fee of 2000 million pounds that will reward you after relegation next season. If the relegation is unsuccessful, the system will withdraw 2000 million pounds and 30% interest from the club. "

30% interest? ? ?It's dark enough!Randall thought for a few seconds, then nodded.

Newcastle's biggest player right now is Irving. This is Mr. Golden Globe. If relegation fails, he will definitely not be able to keep Irving, nor will he be able to keep other motivated players. By then, the 2000 million pounds will be transferred from these players. The dues came out.

Now that there is a loan of 2000 million pounds provided by the system, the first thing Randall thinks of is to invite Klopp!He called Duke over again and handed him the paper in his hand.

Duke looked down and saw the beautiful cursive characters, and was stunned.

Randall divided the entire paper into four parts, with buyers on the top and sellers on the bottom.Priority is written on the upper left side of both sides, which is obviously the player that gives him priority.

It is worth mentioning that in the middle is the personal name and title:

Jurgen Klopp.

Head coach of Bundesliga club Mainz.

The coach of a Bundesliga club?The new chairman actually wants to invite a German to be the head coach?

Duke's eyes were full of surprise, because the Germans themselves don't like to go abroad to play football. The German head coach and players have the same style of painting, and they don't like to leave the Bundesliga either.

"He may refuse. Your attitude must be very friendly. It doesn't matter even if you fail. Just help me get his contact information." Randall reminded.

He is an actor, has played countless roles, and lived a life in a play.

Now he has started a new life, but this time the script will be written by himself.

So he has to plan carefully. The importance of a coach to a team can be seen from Newcastle after Sir Robson was fired, and Manchester United after Sir Alex Ferguson retired.

Klopp is the most important part.

The players he bought are all fresh meat, and he must find a coach who is good at training young people, and other famous coaches, such as Bird (Mourinho), Fat (Ancelotti), Jon (Aleigh) Gerry), Melon (Guardiola), Bald (Zidane), not to mention their ability to train and train young players, only that the last two have not retired, and the former two are already rich coaches, How can he please?

As for Allegri, although this one can be invited, his tactics are unstable and he loves to toss. He is going to relegation now, so it might be better to roll up his sleeves to invite this one!

So birds, fat, embarrassing, melon, and bald can't be invited, so he can only invite the "scumbag" Uncle Klopp who has been in the Bundesliga. He has several years of coaching experience and his tactical style has initially manifested.

Seeing Randall's meticulous exhortations, Duke also paid more attention to the German, "I will definitely bring him!"

Randall smiled slightly, as if he had no hope for him, which made Duke hold his breath.

Randall pointed to the other two columns and said: "I have assigned a priority to you. Buyers will first buy Maicon, Alves, Navas, Toni Kroos, Marcelo..."

The priority is also because these people don't masturbate this winter and want to make up homework later?

None of the doors!

A typical representative is Evra!

He found out that Sir Alex Ferguson had sent Evra to Manchester United ten days ago!

It can be used for ten years, Evra, who was enough to compete for the number one left-back in football at his peak, Ferguson actually only spent 600 million QAQ!

Navas should not have been placed here, but "that wall" is now so cheap that it is almost free of money. If you don't fuck at this time, when will you wait!

Randall listed all the information about these players in his memory one by one, and there may be mistakes and omissions, so in the commentary with Duke, he picked up a pen and added it on paper when he thought of it.Now is not the future, and the information of these unknown players may not be found on Google and the websites of the national football associations.

Duke watched the beautiful letters being written out one by one, and saw his new chairman know these players like a treasure, and he listened very carefully.

When he walked out of this chairman's office, he was full of fighting spirit, betting on his future!No matter where these people are, he must find them and bring them to St. James' Park!

Randall looked at his back and smiled slightly, but he suddenly remembered something was wrong——

Duke, come back!

My task of [Take over your team] is not complete until I meet the players!

Calling Duke over two or three times in an hour was too crazy, so Randall made his way to the indoor practice field.

Randall might have been discovered by the players in normal times, but today is a rainy day, so the players are training in the indoor training ground.

It may be because of the bad weather today, or it may be because Souness took away his own coaching team after class. The indoor training room was very empty, and no one even noticed that there was an extra person in the corner.

Randall, who was just standing quietly in the corner, saw Alan Shearer who was busy on the training ground and lashed out at Fang Qiu almost at a glance!

Randall's eyes lit up immediately!

For him, it was a little bit reluctant to take over the Magpie. He and his home team, his male god, just passed by...

But after seeing Alan Shearer, who is not in the prime of his life, but still has hair although his hairline is in jeopardy, at this moment he realizes that he has really become the chairman of Newcastle, his team, his players It's all real people, not the games he used to play.

His every move may affect the team, these players, and even the entire football world.

This also made Randall change his thinking——

Maybe he has no way to unite with his beloved team, and wants to compete with them for the championship, but if his team wins against Ferguson, the male god, and even takes away the championship from Ferguson...

Cough, this is also a rare experience!

And he can coach Alan Shearer!The Alan Shearer who rejected Ferguson more than once and rejected Manchester United!

Who is Alan Shearer?

He is the player with the most goals in the history of the Premier League, and he is also the player with the most hat-tricks in the history of the Premier League!

He won the Premier League Golden Boot 3 times!

He is Newcastle's all-time top scorer!He played 405 times for Newcastle and scored 206 goals!

He is truly Newcastle's legendary striker!

Shearer originally wanted to retire last season, and his future career plan is to become a professional coach.

Souness, who couldn't suppress the bad boys in the team, kept him, and Sheppard naturally offered him an assistant coaching job in advance for the club legend.

Now that Souness is out of class and a new coach has not been appointed, today's training session can only be taken by him as a part-time assistant coach.

Randall just stood in the corner and looked at Shearer with bright eyes, and used his shouts to cross-reference and memorize the information provided to him by the players and the system, as well as his memory.

It may be because there have been too many injuries in the team recently, or it may be too busy, so Shearer did not arrange a match today, but asked the players to practice in a small range.

He called to stop frequently just now, and it was also because the players were obviously not paying enough attention, and Randall also made a note in his heart.

But you can also see Shearer's excellence in training. This is his last season, but compared with these teammates, even a person who doesn't know him and doesn't watch football can be attracted by him at once!

Randall praised the team's top scorer this season, and his eyes fell on the goalkeeper Shay.

His Natai, who has the reputation of Daniel Wu of Costa Rica, is of course a Costa Rican!

This means that if you want to buy him, you have to get the super annoying labor certificate of the FA. In the past, Randall had a lot of competition with it when playing games, but he is not sure whether it can be successfully operated in reality.

Therefore, whether they can successfully relegation, the current goalkeeper Shay Given is also very important.

After watching Randall for a while, he found that Shay is worthy of being a goalkeeper who has been in the Premier League for 20 years. His current level is very good. The success rate of this save is still very high. With advanced resistance, even Shearer has been rejected by him more than once. In addition, it can be seen that he is in excellent condition.

So losing 5 of the last [-] rounds, it should be Souness, injuries and——

Those two pots!

He looked at the team's main central defender combination: Bramble and Boumsong.

Unfortunately, one of them is on his purge list, and he will send the other away sooner or later, even though they are still working very hard during training.

So that Randall, who wants to be a "human trafficker", has to do some psychological construction for himself——

The pairing of these two people is simply disaster-level, and they are affectionately called Chuckle Brothers by fans, which means a pair of clowns!

This season, they made mistakes together, fell off the top together, and lost their positions together, which made the fans intolerable!

And their performance this season has been heard by people like Randall who are not fans of Newcastle. Randall also knows that when the two of them left St. James' Park, they never had such a bad situation again!

what is this?Are the two naturally at odds?

An alternative typical of 1+1>2?

Boumsong went to Juventus after leaving the Magpies. Although he was a substitute for Juventus during the blood exchange period, his performance was actually remarkable.

Randall couldn't understand the mysterious aura between the two, but he knew he had to be the villain and tear them apart.

Of the worse and worst of the two, he decided to keep Boomsson and clear out the worse Bramble before buying a new centre-back.

After sorting out the players and gaining an understanding of their training attitude, he initially screened out a list of players who can be useful in the next round of the league.

Thankfully, he can still afford a starting 11.

But what makes Randall regret is that the indoor training field does not have his most valuable asset at present: Irving.

One of the reasons Owen joined the Magpies was that he wanted to participate in this year's World Cup in Germany, for which he joined the Magpies from Real Madrid.

The transfer fee of 1600 million pounds also broke Alan Shearer's record of 1500 million pounds. This is the highest transfer fee record in the history of the Magpies.

Unfortunately, in Randall's memory, Owen only played about 4 games in four years with the Magpies. The Magpie was relegated in 80, and his contract had expired, and he was even reduced to no ball to play. The brokerage company made a 06-page PPT to find him a club...

Frankly speaking, if such a player with constant injuries is another player, Randall will definitely stop the loss in time, but who made this Irving?

Who doesn't have faith yet!No faith but feelings!If possible, he would like to return a Toniu and a Kaka in the future!

Randall's spot-on observation finally caught Hiller's attention. In fact, this is what the tall and burly Shay told him.

Not long after Randall stood there, Shay, who was at the highest altitude in the team, saw this "bread youth" wearing the team's uniform down jacket.

The reason why he felt that Randall was like a piece of bread was because the clothes Duke had brought were a little fat, and the wet curly hair made him look a little innocent.In the eyes of Ji Wen, who has become a father, this child is like a soft and delicious bread.

Is this the kid from the youth training?It doesn't look short, did it slip by?

Ji Wen thought that the kid might be a clever ghost, and he came to the acting head coach Shearer to recommend himself. Although it is stupid, not every kid has the courage to do it, so he decided to help this "Little Bread" and reminded Shearer Le.

Shearer stared at the "possibly self-recommended youth training kid".

Shoulder-length black curly hair, black eyes that are a little raised, although the nose is high, but the tip of the nose is delicate, you can tell that you are a good-looking mixed race...

Both hits, so Shearer knew who the "kid" was, patted Shay on the shoulder, and walked over to Randall.

Randall knew that Shearer had found himself after seeing Ji Wen pointing to him in his direction.So when Alan Shearer walked towards him, he took a few steps immediately.

The man in front of him deserves his respect. He smiled and stretched out his hand to Shearer. Although it was the same smile, it was completely different from the previous negotiation with Ball and the others, "Hello, I am Randall Li, and I am the club new--"

"Chairman and head coach." Alan Shearer helped him complete it. He held Randall's hand and found it was cold. Looking at Randall's hair, he knew that he might have been caught in the rain.

Although Alan Shearer felt that the young man in front of him was unreliable, but he came to the indoor training ground in this damn weather, standing and watching them train for so long, it was difficult for him to treat this "damn capitalist "I feel bad.What's more, the guy in front of me... How old is he?Are you 25 years old?He is 35 years old.

Shearer also showed her first smile today, and said to Randall: "I am Alan Shearer, of course I prefer everyone to call me Alan."

He saw that Randall was a little surprised, so he explained for him: "Duke has already mentioned it to us, do you need me to introduce the players for you?"

Only then did Randall understand, he found that Duke was indeed tactful, and his wrist was very similar to his long-sleeved manager.

As for officially meeting the players now?

Randall didn't hesitate, he declined.

Even if the players don't know about the news that he is going to be purged now, Duke has already dealt with it, and the players who have been included in the list by him will be able to get the news that they are going to be purged from their agents after today's training. information.

He made a choice, of course he is not afraid to bear the anger and dissatisfaction of the players, instead of appearing in front of them now and saying some high-sounding scenes.

That didn't help him understand and integrate into this team.

He also chose to talk to Shearer first, so the place of their conversation was changed to Shearer's office.

Yes, although he hasn't retired yet, the treatment of celebrities is different, and he already has his own office.

Shearer also made Randall a cup of hot cocoa, and told him to drink it, very much like a big brother.

Randall drank more than half of the cup happily and warmed his hands with the cup. He felt warm from the inside to the outside, which made him look at Hiller with warm eyes and said: "Although I am temporarily acting Head coach, but I don't intend to coach the team for a long time, so my goal this season is to lead the team to avoid relegation. Sir Robson refuses to return to the Magpies now. I will continue to look for a new coach, but you know that Eriksson has recently The public opinion has been aroused, so the new coach may lack some reputation."

How could Alan Shearer, who is British, not understand?

Eriksson is the manager of the England national team.

The famous British tabloid "News of the World", which provoked the "tapping door" in later generations and caused a chain reaction, finally stopped publication. At this time, it made troubles for the sake of troubles. Let's go to the Swede who has been the coach of England for 5 years.

As a result, Eriksson was not only fooled, but also released his rhetoric that he could persuade Beckham to transfer, which caused an uproar in the UK.

This event is also nicknamed "Chief Gate".

Will Eriksson step down?When will you step down?This is the focus of England fans now.

Therefore, the head coach who has plans for England's coaching position will not consider taking over the hot potato of Newcastle at this time.

"This is normal. Whether it is Drake Knapp or Big Sam, they are likely to take over Eriksson's coach." Alan Shearer expressed his understanding, but when it came to this, he still couldn't help but ask what his concerns were. , "No matter who you will find to take over the coach, the injuries in the team..."

"I have reached a cooperative relationship with the Newcastle University School of Medicine. I plan to conduct a thorough examination of all players within 2 days, and the specific confidentiality measures must be negotiated with the School of Medicine." Randall saw that Shearer was obviously relieved, He turned the topic to his own cleaning plan.

Randall's lines are good, but after listening to him briefly introduce his big plan, Legend of the Magpie who just breathed a sigh of relief almost couldn't help but spray him in the face!

Almost cheated!I feel that although this kid is young, he still wants to manage the team very seriously, not just for fun, but the slaps come so fast!

The Magpies have a different meaning to Alan Shearer as he is a Newcastle native like Sir Robson!Native!This is his hometown team!He doesn't want to see the Magpies relegated in the last season of his career!

Before Alan Shearer was filled with righteous indignation, Randall smiled wryly: "Alan, I am the one who most hopes that the Magpies will relegation."

This made Alan Shearer silent for a while, and it was true, but he still insisted on persuading Randall: "But you are too aggressive-"

Randall smiled, "You can call me Li, or call me Randall. I know you may think it's inappropriate to sell so many people before they buy them, but the main goal I want to clean up is just Bao Yay, Dyer and Bramble, is it really good for them to stay on the team?"

Think about Bowyer and Dyer who fought hard on the court last season, and then think about the bombs in the defense this season, even Alan Shearer can't say anything.

If he were the head coach, he would also like to send these three away!

"The team will work hard to sign in, I have the funds ready. I guarantee that the club will become better, and of course I will step up to find a new manager. And you, Alan, you are the pride of our Newcastle, and you are too. Our legend, I know your retirement plan, I want to organize a farewell game for you after the season, of course this will not be your farewell to the club, after that I will also provide you with a suitable match in the club’s management position."

Randall promised Shearer that he sincerely wants to provide Shearer with a management position, even if it is the director or in charge of the entire youth training, as long as it is not the club's coach——

Any fan who has some knowledge of the Premier League knows that in the end it was the legendary striker who brought his beloved team down. Although it was not all his fault, it has been proved that Alan Shearer is not suitable for the Magpies. coach.

But even so, a legend like Alan Shearer, a symbol of such a team, deserves a satisfying job from the club.

Randall's words made the future a regular commentary guest of the BBC, and the Newcastle legend who appeared in front of the camera once a week and could get £8000 was silent.

Alan Shearer has feelings for the Magpies. In his career, he has only one top league title, but he rejected Ferguson's invitation more than once. He also chose to return to Newcastle after his peak. He is Best signing in club history.

Sheppard also promised him the future, but the club changed hands overnight. The new coach is now using this method to win his support...

Hiller looked at Randall's eyes that were full of expectations and were too bright and thought, this guy is too cunning!

But he couldn't refuse!

Alan Shearer compromised, and he said to Randall with a straight face: "Randall, I hope you can really lead the Magpies out of the quagmire. We should not be a team struggling in the relegation zone, nor should we A team that fights for that goal."

Randall's eyes lit up immediately, and his tense nerves also relaxed. He got up and extended his hand to Shearer again, and said with a sincere smile: "Of course, the Magpies have always been a team that aims to compete for the championship. In our eyes Only champions!"

Alan Shearer was finally satisfied, so he stood up and took Randall's hand, and said firmly and forcefully: "That's right! The goal of the magpies has always been the championship!"

Whether it is the Kevin Keegan era, the Dalglish era, or the Sir Robson era, Newcastle has only one goal——

champion!

They have struggled for so many years, and what they are striving for is their fifth top league championship!

At the moment when the two shook hands, Randall showed a bigger smile, so that the two little wine nests couldn't hide it.

Alan Shearer looked at him suspiciously, so, how old is their chairman?

And in Randall's ear, the "Ding!" finally sounded.

His novice mission is finally complete!

Big gift bag!Big gift bag!