Divine Lucky Star

Chapter 55: Chapter 55: Oh Heaven and Earth, you can’t play like this!
Editor: Henyee Translations

The next morning, Wang Hao got up early. Oh man, every day is so full of anticipation!

Unexpected surprises everywhere in life—Luck Dice, here we go!

Then Wang Hao was completely dumbfounded: “What the hell! Not again, unlucky today?!”

The top side of the Luck Dice showed unlucky again!

Wang Hao instantly felt not so good, his aura dropped by fifty percent…

“Stay low-key, must stay low-key!” Wang Hao chanted like a mantra, heading out to work!

Entering the elevator, Wang Hao looked around: “It won’t get stuck again today, right? It shouldn’t be…”

It surprisingly went straight to the first floor! Huh?! Today’s bad luck doesn’t seem that bad… What the hell, whose dog left this poop?! Wait, look at this shape, this color, and this size…

Wang Hao roared: “Little Bai! Don’t get too excited, you wait there for me!”

By the fountain in the neighborhood to clean his shoes, Wang Hao was dejected: “Seems like it’s still unlucky, no idea how it’s going to manifest…”

At the bus stop, after waiting for more than twenty minutes, the bus finally arrived. Wang Hao got on, sat for about ten minutes, and helplessly took out his phone to call Director Gao: “Hello, Director Gao? I’m really sorry, I’m stuck in traffic, not sure how long it’ll take to get there… Okay, don’t worry, I’ll be as quick as possible, thanks, Director Gao!”

“Whew…” Hanging up, Wang Hao let out a long breath: “If it’s just this, it’s not too bad…”

Then he felt something was off—why was his shoulder so soft?

Wang Hao turned his head and was completely shocked!

A bucktoothed girl who could score at most 45 was right next to him!

Damn it! God bless, I’m not saying she’s ugly! How you’re born, how you look, you can’t help it! But what’s up with her constantly rubbing her chest against my arm?!

A chill ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, goosebumps rising on his arm, Wang Hao quickly leaned inward.

Then the bus abruptly braked…

The girl fell right onto his back!

Sweat instantly covered Wang Hao. The girl leaned in, her face almost touching his!

Damn it, did I encounter a bus maniac?! No way!

“Um, miss, it’s a bit hot…” Wang Hao was sweating buckets, again shuffled inward…

“Feels pretty cool…” The bus maniac looked around, suddenly covered her forehead and rested her head on Wang Hao’s shoulder: “Oh my, I’m a bit dizzy, I’ll borrow your shoulder…”

It felt like an electric current ran through his whole body!

Sister, there are so many shoulders, why are you leaning only on mine?!

“You’re sick, you sit, you sit okay!” Wang Hao jumped up like he was shot: “I’m at my stop, gotta get off!”

Oh man, looking handsome, does one encounter such situations?!

As soon as Wang Hao got off, a passenger who filmed the entire incident uploaded the video online—

“Unbelievable! We hear about bus perverts, but have you heard of a female bus maniac?”

As soon as this post was made, it instantly blew up on Weibo!

“Finally, news like this, this guy deserves it! Wearing so little, who are you enticing? Dressing so trashy, it’s obvious you’re asking for it!”

“Showing legs, might be a male escort!”

“Flies don’t land on seamless eggs, this guy must be unfaithful! Why are you the only one being harassed on a bus full of men?!”

“Pitiful people must have something detestable, dressing like that, who else should she harass if not you?!”

“Going out without your girlfriend, being harassed is your own fault!”

The views climbed rapidly! Within just twenty minutes, it was shared over three thousand times, and the number kept rising!

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“Unbelievable, oh heavens…” Wang Hao finally ran to an emptier street, panting, thinking, couldn’t I just take a cab?

After five minutes, he finally flagged down a taxi, so hard, driver, it’s so hot out, people might die from it!

Jumping in, Wang Hao fanned himself and said: “Zhonghai Avenue Mall.”

“Alright,” the driver pressed the meter and drove off!

This ride finally had no mishaps, reaching the destination safely, getting out and paying, Wang Hao exhaled: “Alright alright, no big problem, finally reached the set!”

Rushing to the sixth-floor dining area where the crew was filming a knife scene, Director Gao saw Wang Hao and immediately instructed: “Little Wang, after you change, go over there and help!”

Wang Hao’s position here was a lighting assistant, basically an errand boy. Though Li Fei took him as a student, his position hadn’t changed, so he still had to do chores.

“Okay, right away,” Wang Hao quickly changed and nervously carried lighting, and the scene started shooting.

This section of the script had been revised by Li Fei according to Wang Hao’s Domestic Linglingqi script, overall very close, now shooting a scene where the male and female leads were dining.

Wang Hao then knew, since it’s unlucky today, things couldn’t stay calm—he had just carried the light stand when the bulb went poof!

Wang Hao: “…”

Director Gao: “…”

“What are you standing around for?” Director Gao roared: “Go get a bulb! Hurry!”

“Okay!” Immediately, a staff member ran to get a bulb, but rushing back, tripped, falling right onto Wang Hao, the two tumbled, causing a chain reaction, first hitting the male and female leads, then the light stand hit the camera, knocking over three tables, spilling drinks everywhere…

Director Gao grabbed his hair: “…”

Wang Hao: “…”

Cameraman: “Director Gao, bad news, the camera got damaged in the fall, the previous footage is gone!”

Director Gao: “…”

“What the heck, man!” Director Gao was on the edge of breakdown: “Can’t you watch where you’re going! Do you realize how much this costs? Thankfully we hadn’t officially started or we’d lose thousands… What’s that smell?”

“Bad news, Director Gao, the prop room is on fire!”

“Damn it! What’re you waiting for?! Put out the fire!”

Wang Hao: “…”

Oh heavens, oh earth, you can’t play me like this! If I lose this job, I’ll be jobless again!

The whole crew was in chaos for over half an hour before things finally calmed down, and just as Wang Hao was about to resume some small tasks, a loud bang, the printer he just touched started smoking…

Wang Hao: “…”

Director Gao: “…”

The clueless onlookers: “…”

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Brothers, you’ve waited long enough? Finally some good luck! Let’s get the ball rolling! Requesting recommendation votes!