Deviant Immortal of Uncanny Dao

When he saw these two things crawling in front of Dan Yangzi who was also writhing constantly, Li Huowang had a guess in his mind. Are these two things here to help him find pills?

Just when he was thinking this way, Li Huowang saw Dan Yangzi bent down and grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and stuffed it into his mouth, and started chattering to these two lumps.

The sound was weird, it didn't sound like a human could make a sound at all, but the two things seemed to understand it, and then quickly dispersed after sinking up and down.

With their departure, everything that was constantly twisting and dark gradually returned to normal.

Son, don't worry, although it's hard to get things in the heavenly book, it's not difficult for you, master, and me. Outside, as a teacher, I still have connections. Dan Yangzi said proudly.

That's right, Master is about to become a fairy. I'm afraid there is nothing in the world that can be difficult for you! But Master, what was that just now?

Hmph, baby, you still have to learn, this thing is the Master You mentioned in the heavenly book.

The past crisis has always made Li Huowang tense, and he has no time to think about a question, what kind of world is this place.

What grandma and master You, they don't look like ordinary things no matter how they look at them.

If he hadn't eaten normal pork and sheep's head during meals, he really almost thought that none of the living things in this world were normal.

Hey, this thing is a treasure. Daoist, I spent a lot of effort to get it. Dan Yangzi put the copper bell back into his cuff.

Rob?

Of course you have to grab it. If you don't grab it, will others give it to you for nothing? Hmph! What should we do if we don't have anyone else? Grab it!

This is what I learned when an older beggar snatched rotten buns from me when I was five years old.

When I was young, I robbed mothers-in-law, horses, and money. Later, I robbed exercises, magic tools, disciples, and even the entire Qingfeng Temple! Did you see what the clay sculpture master said? Hmph Hmph. Having said this, Dan Yangzi showed a hint of complacency on his face.

Baby, you have to listen to what adults say. This is to teach you to be good, you know? I told you this because I treat you as my own.

But master, what if we can't grab it?

Can't grab it? If you can't grab it, you can't team up to grab it? How can you be so stupid with your head that can read? If you can't grab it with a partner, you can drug it, and if you can't get it with the drug, you will come to hell!!

A few words let Li Huowang know the style of the scorpion in front of him, and it also let him know why this guy doesn't use any means to get close, and everything he has with him is snatched by one hammer here and another. .

Master. Master lives clearly.

Hmph! What's wrong with me not being able to read? What's wrong with me not being savvy? I'm heresy and saying that I don't have a heart for Taoism. When I become a fairy, I'm going to lift the eyelids of those guys and let them see who is not savvy now! Who has no Dao heart! Dan Yangzi said this, gritted his teeth, and his ugly face was full of hostility.

Li Huowang doesn't know who those people are, but he can be sure that the grievances between the two parties must be deep.

For a period of time afterwards, Li Huowang lived and ate and lived with Danyangzi almost all the time, devoting himself to fiddle with the method of becoming an immortal in the heavenly scriptures.

During this period of time, Li Huowang is also constantly improving in secret, making the whole method of becoming a fairy more credible

What Li Huowang said was quickly delivered.

Looking at the gray-white slimy giant covered with black soft fur and a group of amorphous black swollen bubbles with faint glimmers beside it.

Apart from marveling at the disgust of these things, Li Huowang was also amazed at Danyangzi's strength, that he could even get them.

Master, shall we turn on the stove? Li Huowang asked.

Don't worry, it's still a while before Chinese New Year, let's go, let's have New Year's Eve dinner first.

Li Huowang was a little surprised by Danyangzi's words, so why did he have the New Year's Eve dinner? Is there a relationship between the two?

That's what he said, but when he saw Dan Yangzi getting up and leaving the alchemy room, Li Huowang hurriedly followed.

When they came to the cave where they had dinner, all the other disciples had already arrived. It was said that they were other disciples, but in fact there were only Changren, Changming and Xuanyuan.

As soon as he saw the big empty round table, Dan Yangzi's face darkened instantly, Why didn't you set the table and chopsticks for the deceased disciples? Set them up! Take them back to celebrate the New Year.

After a while, when all the disciples who died had bowls and chopsticks, the entire round table seemed full.

Dan Yangzi nodded with a satisfied smile again, and sat on the front seat again. Li Huowang sat on his right side, and the other side was empty, which was Zhengkun's seat. Come on, serve the dumplings.

A pot of steaming dumplings was lifted up by the boys, and the smell was bursting. They carefully put them into everyone's bowls with iron spoons, including those of the dead.

Hehehe, it's Chinese New Year, relax and eat more. That's what he said, but the four of them, including Li Huowang, waited for him to move their chopsticks before opening their mouths.

Dan Yangzi picked up a pair of chopsticks, picked up a white dumpling and put it in his mouth, with his eyes slightly closed, he chewed intoxicatedly, Well~ stuffed with lard and leeks, delicious! Hey! What is this? A penny? A good omen. Omen, hahaha.

Li Huowang stared at the dumplings in the bowl in front of him, was stunned for a while, and started to eat them with big mouthfuls

Dan Yangzi looked at Li Huowang who was eating dumplings with a smile. It's a good time for you to eat such delicious dumplings.

When I was your age, I didn't even know what a dumpling looked like, I just heard how delicious it was. Hehe.

Later, one year during the Chinese New Year, I smelled the smell of rice from someone else's house. I broke in and took a look, only to find that the dumplings looked like this. At that time, the beautiful daughter of that family didn't even play with them, so I stomped them with a knife and squatted on the kang. Confused, I ate up two catties of dumplings, which were stuffed with lard residue and leeks at that time.

The other disciples laughed along, only Li Huowang was still gobbling it up.

Dan Yangzi saw Li Huowang with tears in his eyes, he carefully picked up the bowl and poured his own dumplings into his bowl. Hey, I'm also a child of a poor family. Eat slowly and don't choke.

Amidst the sound of swallowing and the clashing of bowls and chopsticks, the New Year's Eve dinner with only five people came to an end.

Just when Li Huowang thought he was going to start alchemy, he saw Dan Yangzi patted his skinny head with his hand, took out a dozen red envelopes from his cuff, and handed them to Changming Changren or those dead people beside the bowls and chopsticks.

Come on, it's New Year's Eve, remember to put it under the pillow and keep it all well. When I was your age, no elders ever gave me lucky money.

Dan Yangzi put the last red envelope next to Zheng Kun's bowl, then turned his head and said to Li Huowang with a smile, You don't have to celebrate the new year anymore, our master and apprentice will become immortals together, and the world will live the same life from now on!

Li Huowang smiled, very happily. What the master said is very true.

Let's go back to the alchemy room and set up the furnace to make alchemy! Baby, come and control the fire!

Okay, master!