Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Fusu, who was pulled to block the gun, didn't have any idea, but was very... confused?

Anyway, what happened, Ying Zheng didn't give Fusu a chance to speak, moved his eyes and stopped on the other three, "What do you think?"

How to see?

Mengze sat upright and shook his legs.

【I sit and watch!】

you asshole!

The dark-faced Ying Zheng was about to give him a few words, but Li Si, who took a step forward, said, "Your Majesty, are you serious about asking for rain?

Um?

What the hell is wrong with you?

In this world, is there still an unorthodox request for rain?

wrong!

Does asking for rain have anything to do with being serious?

Ying Zheng's face darkened and added three points.

"Your Majesty, what the Prime Minister Zuo means is, what kind of mentality is your Majesty's request for rain this time, but according to my minister's opinion, Your Majesty should not be so stupid." Meng Yi came forward to relieve Li Si and let him There was a touch of emotion in my heart.

Or you Meng Yi understand me!

There was a hint of relief in Ying Zheng's eyes.

My lord Shangqing is not like those two... wait!

I can't be so stupid?

Humph!

It means in your heart, Meng Yi, is it stupid for me to ask for rain?

The newly stretched facial features were compact again, and Ying Zheng felt a little more annoyed in his heart.

But except for Mengze, other people's thoughts are like this.

begging for rain?

Stupid?

Even Fusu had nothing to say, and always felt that his father had a taste of... a warlock.

"Royal father, asking for rain is a rumor in the rivers and lakes. There is a great way to be sympathetic to the people, but since the royal father is the co-owner of the world, I hope the royal father will think twice! This kid is outspoken, and he speaks straight when he has something to say.

Monze:

[Low EQ: Is the emperor stupid to ask for rain?]

[High Emotional Intelligence: Father and Emperor change the way to be considerate to the people! 】

With a cold snort, Ying Zheng, who was ignoring Fu Su, glared at Mengze fiercely.

What are you muttering in your heart again?

You think I want to ask for rain!

I am the Emperor of Qin, the ruler of the world!

It's better if it succeeds, but if the request for rain fails..

Where should I put this old face of mine?

How should the world see me!

Li Si and the others also thought of these things, so they didn't like me, right?

But what you said, Mengze, is a real thing, and I am actually a letter sent by ghosts and gods!

Now that everything has been said, what can I do?

This shit, I can only continue!

"Don't worry!" Ying Zheng waved his hand, sometimes it's hard to do something that outsiders see as outrageous, "I ask the sky for rain, I don't believe in the market. Legend, but want to give the people an explanation!"

You said that, what else can we say?

Li Si pouted.

Although he doesn't believe it, His Majesty's heart for the common people is worth affirming.

It's just outrageous...

Usually, Your Majesty, you are always shouting, why you are the emperor of Da Qin, the co-lord of the world, and God does not take it into account.

Now he actually said with a shy face that he wanted to ask the sky for rain?

The image is quite different, Your Majesty!

"Your Majesty Shengming! Since it is for the common people, this matter should be a great good!" No matter what Li Si thinks, the flattery should be shot or shot!

Meng Yi followed closely behind, and also clasped his fists and said: "Your Majesty Shengming!

This begs for rain?

Ugh!

You are Your Majesty, you have the final say!

"Your Majesty Shengming!" Mengze glanced at Fusu, meaning to flatter him, and then the two of them followed suit.

Even so, Ying Zheng was not happy in his heart, but rather tangled.

Mengze, Mengze, it's not that I don't believe you.

A.....

I have a showdown, I really don't trust you!

But only for that matter!

After all, how can the gods do it, how can I and other mortals be able to infer?

But now that this is the case, let's do it!

I will bet with you Mengze once!

Ying Zheng, who was standing in deep thought, didn't move for a long time, and Mengze couldn't help muttering in his heart.

【What are you doing, what are you doing, everything is done, what are you waiting for?】

【Hurry up and let me go!】

【Why, do you still want to stay for a late night snack? I tell you don’t think about it!】

[However, if you can think of things like begging for rain, Zheng Ge, you still have brains! 】

【Five days later, the heavy rain will come, you are going to take off! 】

[Go, go, go, go, don't bother me when you go! 】

Mengze thought in his heart, his face was calm, but he always felt that he should remind Zheng Ge, so he said, "Your Majesty, it is late at night, Your Majesty, you should go back to the palace to rest as soon as possible! 35

Ying Zheng:

Is that what you want me to leave?

I just told me in my heart, what are you pretending to be concerned about now?

But are you really so sure?

After five days of heavy rain, will I take off?

In this way, I have confidence in my heart.

But if there is no rain in five days...

Humph!

Although it's not your fault, I have to take your anger out!

After thinking for a moment, Ying Zheng snorted heavily, "Meng Aiqing really cares about me, don't worry, I will go back to the palace to rest!

Um?

"This is great! Oh no, I mean that it is best for His Majesty to rest early." The words blurted out, and Mengze hurriedly changed his words.

But in fact, what he said in his mouth represented what he thought in his heart!

【It's great! It's finally going! 】

【It's not easy, it's really not easy!】

[The labor and capital look forward to the stars and the moon, and finally the bandit of you is gone! 】

[Go away, go away, leave me mellow, don't come again! 】

The happy Mengze even wanted to set off a salute to celebrate, but Brother Zheng kept staring at him, which made him very puzzled.

The dark-faced Ying Zheng turned his head, and immediately gave his own answer to Mengze's duplicitous "rest early", "I will! Li Si, go get everything, let's go!

thing?

"Okay, Your Majesty! Li Si, who understood in seconds, jumped to the table excitedly and stretched out his big hand.

The globe, the seismograph, the remaining seasonings, meat dishes, and everything were scoured by Mengze.

【 f*ck! You are forced to make a face! 】

[Li Si, you are worthy of being the dog-headed military advisor of the King of the Mountain, you are also a bandit! 】

【Let go, let it go, it's mine!】

Forget about the rest, it's not the place that makes Mengze the most angry and depressed.

The most amazing thing about this is that he actually planned to pack the leftover hot pot base in the pot and take it away??

【Fuck!! Lord Prime Minister Zuo, how shameless are you! 】

【Do you want a little bit of food while riding a horse??】

Mengze was stunned, and Ying Zheng also had a dark face.

I want you to take those useful ones, what are you doing!

You have to pack a little soup and take it away, and you will lose my face!

The more he thought about it, the more angry Ying Zheng couldn't help it, and even yelled at Li Si, "What are you doing!

what to do?

Looking back, Li Si's expression was very confused, and his small eyes were a little aggrieved, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it is so delicious, I want to take it back for a late-night snack. 35

ah~

Mengze shook his head and sighed, he really didn't know what to say.

[Li Si, Li Si, I don't know if I should say you are pitiful or have never seen the world...]

【It's just the hot pot base, it's not enough, you still eat the rest, it's really not enough! 】

[You motherfucker is a dignified left prime minister, what good things haven't you seen? 】

【Brother Zheng, why are you standing there, spray him, spray him!】

spray?

It's time to squirt well!

When Ying Zheng stepped forward, he hated iron for not being steel: "Are you stupid, can't you just take it with the pot and take it away!

Um?

"Your Majesty Shengming! Li Si smiled shyly, and then he did not pack up, and handed over the things in his arms to Fusu, and took away the pot with the residual soup.

Monze:???

Looking at the three people who left with satisfaction, and going out to see Meng Yi off, Meng Ze was full of question marks, funny and angry.

[Don't even let go of the pot? You are poisonous when you ride a horse! 】

[Bandits, bandits! They are all bandits!]

【A bandit chief, a dog-headed military division, a little bandit!】

[I curse you, curse you, you three will be pointed at when you force your grandfather to play chess! 】

.....

Painful to the liver!

Meng Ze took a deep breath and calmed down. With a dark face, he was about to go back to the house to rest, but Meng Yi, who was returning, came over, "Meng Ze, don't forget the morning tomorrow!"

Today, the emperor and His Majesty's father (bbfe) meet together, the scene is very warm and harmonious!

In the future, you should cherish this kind of time, Emperor!

That's your dad!

Fortunately, Meng Ze couldn't know what Meng Yi was thinking, otherwise he would have to give him a kick on the ass.

But early morning?

What morning?

fuck my shit!

"Old rules, I'll be ill tomorrow, early morning or something, do you have a good night's sleep?" Yawning, Mengze returned to the room.

Meng Yi, who was messy in the wind, twitched at the corners of his mouth and had nothing to say!

Your mother gets sick every day, and if you don't go to your majesty tomorrow, you have to kill me!

Humph!

I will wake up myself tomorrow morning, see if you dare to go!

The next day, early morning.

Hundreds of officials in the Qilin Hall arrived, and their legs were numb when they stood there.

It was only when I saw that Lord Shangqing dragged his little housekeeper from Mengfu to be late.

A group of old men blew their beards and stared, very dissatisfied with the slackness of the court meeting.

The point is that you're late, so what's the matter with you wearing shoes there with a straight face?

how?

Lord Shangqing, this is why he dragged you up from the bed and dragged you all the way to the court?

What a system!

Humph!

The dissatisfied snorts spread throughout the hall, but Mengze didn't care.

He walked along to his place, stretched out his hand and patted the shoulder of the person in front of him, and even had time to chat with them, "Hey, why are you all standing?"5

With so many people standing, Mengze was embarrassed to sit alone.

The dear brother in front of him is indescribably depressed, His Majesty has not come, who dares to sit?

Is not this nonsensical!

However, it is also strange. Calculate the time. Usually, His Majesty should arrive early, why is it late today?

"Want to know why Your Majesty hasn't come yet?" The Lord who couldn't bear the loneliness naturally wanted to find someone to talk to. Mengze had a mysterious smile on his face, meaning he knew.

The other party turned around, stunned and puzzled, but he was really curious, "Why?"

why?

"Don't tell you!

I ride a horse!

Sure enough, the sentence uploaded by the court, don't talk to Lang Zhongling, it is correct!

This is shameless and shameless, and it has simply refreshed everyone's worldview.

Mengze smiled and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

Why hasn't Mr. Zheng come yet?

hum!

Whether or not he can come today is one thing!

At the same time, the other side.

"Help me up, I can still pull! 35 Ying Zheng with a weak face lay on the couch, he understood what Mengze meant by "pulling to death" last night.

The little eunuch accompanying him looked worried, "Forget it, Your Majesty, you haven't slept this night, and you have visited more than a dozen times this morning, and only now have you taken the antidiarrheal prescription prescribed by the imperial doctor, forget it, Your Majesty.

Calculate?

Goo goo goo!

I want to figure it out too, but I can't help it!

Feeling the abnormal movement in his stomach and the sound coming from him, Ying Zheng, who got up with a swish, covered his hands with his hands, and hurriedly ran away.

In my heart, I have already greeted the eighteenth generations of Mengze's ancestors.

A quarter of an hour later.

When the situation eased a little, Ying Zheng, despite the little eunuch's dissuasion, insisted on going to court, which was really hard work and encouragement.

Seeing His Majesty, everyone's hanging hearts finally let go.

It's Your Majesty... Why is it weird today?

The face is pale, the posture is strange, and the dark circles under the eyes are even if the face is dark?

Everyone was confused and didn't dare to speak.

Ying Zheng's eyes swept across the crowd, over and over, until it fell on Mengze.

Well you shameless bastard!

You are still in the mood to yawn!

Do you know how many times I ran to the toilet last night!

I'm about to bleed!

You have nothing to do with it!

I'm so angry!

But this time is above the court, and I can't do anything about you!

I'm even more angry!

The angry Ying Zheng's face was twitching, and the facial features on his face were compact and looked a little terrifying.

At this time, Mengze finally stopped his lazy yawn, and he was shocked when he met Brother Zheng's eyes.

【Let me rub, what are you doing?】

【I yawn and you have to watch, are you poisonous?】

[Huh? Zheng Ge doesn't look very good? I understand! 】

【Hey! Did you pull up last night? Was it all red?】

[Let you madly grab meat to eat, drink tea with hot pot and wine, and kill you! 】

Mengze gloated in his heart, but his face was still simple and honest.

When he eats hot pot, he knows that the fragrant food on his mouth will suffer.

Turning his head to look, Li Si's three cowards must have suffered some crimes as well.

But in general, no bandit chief Zheng Ge suffered as much.

【Who made you grab the meat like crazy? Shouldn't it be?】

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, if you can't hold on, go and pull it! 】

[I don't have to use it this morning, I have to go home and get some sleep. 】

Supplementary sleep?

Humph!

Beautiful as you think!

The dark-faced Ying Zheng snorted coldly, and was extremely annoyed when he heard Mengze's complaints!

This forced you to know that if you eat hot pot, you will definitely have diarrhea, but you just don't say it!

It's so annoying to let me suffer so much in vain!

Turning his head away, Ying Zheng sees nothing.

But the constant whining in his mind still made him very angry.

There is no other way but to let the civil and military officials suffer a little.

"How is the matter of the remnants of the Six Kingdoms handled so far? I have given you so much time, why is the progress so slow!" With a cold face, Ying Zheng scolded him.

All the officials were stunned.

Even if you don't even have to sit, you'll be trained while standing?

The key is this matter, your majesty, it's not long since you ordered it?

In just a few days, this is a good result!

Your Majesty, your fire today is a bit inexplicable?

It's quite inexplicable, and Ying Zheng also noticed it.

His face flushed, and he hurriedly coughed, "Sit down, this matter must be accelerated, I don't want to hear any more about the remnants of the Six Kingdoms causing trouble to my Daqin!"

"I will obey the order!" Everyone was very confused about what to do with the hundred senses.

But you are Your Majesty, you have the final say, and we will take it.