Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Mengze shook his head to indicate that he had no conscience, and silently put his right hand on the dagger at his waist, "Go or not?"

I'm sorry!

The little official with the corners of his mouth twitching was so mad that he trembled and clenched his fists to hit someone.

But the shameless man actually pulled out the dagger silently, and then put the dagger in front of his neck with the expression you forced me to.

Both eyes were black, and the little official almost fell over.

He gritted his teeth and felt a nameless fire rising in his heart, and finally nodded heavily.

I go!

Can't I go!

"This is a good boy!" Mengze, who was smiling, put down his dagger, and the little official who turned and left almost couldn't help turning his head.

But thinking of how shameless this was, he could only rush to make a pot of wine, and it was still a good one!

I just hope this adult doesn't torture himself anymore!

"Ah~ cool~" Drinking a little wine, Mengze's comfortable eyes narrowed because of his comfortable life. He lay on his side on the bench, and even hummed a song in a low voice.

The people in Weiwei's Mansion were stunned and focused on helping Young Master Su and some of the officials, and they didn't even know when their Master Lang had been drinking?

But the point is that in this scenario, you can really drink this wine, sir!

"Hey! Another country has been counted!"

"My God, the speed of this method is unbelievable! 55

"is this real?

Everyone was being attracted to hatred by Mengze, and several voices rang in the room.

The son Fusu finished the calculation of the surrender of a country, and the time was faster than before, it only took half an hour.

Most of the people in the Weiwei Mansion couldn't help but breathe quickly, and some old men with long beards were about to break their white hair.

It is reasonable to say that it would take at least a few months, or even half a year, to complete the statistics of the number of soldiers surrendered from the Six Nations.

But it's only been an hour and a half today.... the soldiers of the two countries are gone?

"Sir, sire, are you alright!" The little official next to him rushed forward to catch the Weiwei manor who had almost fallen down.

The other party waved his hand to indicate that he was okay, but in fact, the storm had already set off in his heart, "This, this method is simply shocking! 39

He muttered a few words and took a deep breath to calm down, but he still carried the last stubbornness in his heart.

When Young Master Fusu has counted all the descendants, if nothing is wrong, then he and his brothers will be convinced.

"What the hell happened in the house?" Facing the constant exclamations and admiration coming from the house, Ying Zheng, who was anxious, was very curious.

I can't see the picture just by listening to the sound, it's really tormenting me!

But if you rush in now... no no no, absolutely no!

Seeing His Majesty's expression, Li Si rolled his eyes and said that I had a solution. In fact, he was more curious than His Majesty about what happened inside.

Humph!

What kind of thief will Mengze teach Master Fusu?

It must be taught badly!

Might as well let His Majesty see it with his own eyes, so that His Majesty can give up on Mengze and fall in love with me again!

Hey, this is the way to go!

"Your Majesty, let the old minister come!" A stride rushed forward, and Li Si squatted in front of the door with his butt up.

With the "four, five, three" dagger drawn in his hand, he poked at the window hole.

Ying Zheng:…

Is this the way you say?

Let me take a look first!

No matter what the image is, Ying Zheng also pouted his ass and came to the hole to observe secretly.

Fusu, who was sitting on the ground in the room, wiped his sweat, and a pile of files was placed in front of him.

Ying Zheng's eldest son is just holding a small stick and scribbling on the ground.

In addition, some incomprehensible words were recited in his mouth, "Women's Day on March 8, Labor Day on May 1, oh no, March 24, Golden Week on May 1...

Then it didn't take long for him to count all the files in front of him.

Is this even possible to ride a horse?

Ying Zheng was shocked, his pouted buttocks were shaking uncontrollably, Li Si wanted to slap him, but he just thought about it.

Is my eldest son so arrogant?

Although I don't know if Su Er's calculation is correct, the method he uses and his speed are things that I have never heard or seen before!

What's more, there is a precedent in one country, I believe that Su Er is also handy for other countries!

By the way, what about that shameless guy from Monze?

After looking at his eldest son for a while, Ying Zheng suddenly remembered Fuxing Mengze.

Looking through the small eyes of the hole, he finally found him in the corner behind everyone.

The result is...

Um?

Li Si raised his brows, why did His Majesty's face turn black again?

Why is your body still shaking?

Is it cold, Your Majesty?

Suspicious Li Si looked at His Majesty who had stopped peeping, puzzled, and Ying Zheng, whose face was blue and purple, was furious in his heart at this moment.

Good guy, no wonder I haven't heard Mengze's heart for a long time.

He's actually drinking, he's drinking!

Is this where you drink? I'm so pissed off!

Yeah, my feet hurt from standing here for a long time.

Not to mention the wine, the water is not even a sip!

You Mengze, how dare you, how dare you be more dashing and happy than me!

His Majesty was angry, and Li Si did not dare to ask.

He pretended to be in front of the hole to observe carefully, and after a careful search, Li Si's face turned black.

Good guy, I just call it good guy!

Mengze is forcing not to mention your majesty, my Lord Zuo Prime Minister almost died of anger when he saw it!

This forced Young Master Fusu to be a coolie, and he went on his own way!

How dare you!

Your Majesty, don't stop me, I'm going to rush in and beat him, I'm going to beat him!

Hey, Your Majesty, stop me!

don't stop?

So am I going to rush in?

Ying Zheng looked at Li Si like a fool, what are you doing dangling in front of me, Lord Prime Minister Zuo?

"Stop, I'm upset that you are shaking! 39

Liz:???

Why am I always the one who's hurt?

why?

inside the house.

"Hiccup~~"

Just after finishing the Six Kingdoms surrender file, before he had time to celebrate, Young Master Fusu heard this burp.

He turned his head to look, and the person went stupid on the spot, "What are you doing, Mr.?"

"Drinking?" Mengze raised his head with a serious face, and shook the bottle in his hand very sternly, "Come on? Although the wine in Weiwei's mansion is terrible, it's still okay.

???

Everyone in the Weiwei Mansion: Let’s have some face, it’s good for you to drink, if you have the ability, you can put it down!

Fusu: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?

Woohoo, I'm exhausted from riding the horse, are you drinking?

Sir, is he heartless?

The corner of his mouth pulled down, and the poor-looking young man Fusu felt a heart attack.

Comparing the joy of finishing the file with the ruthlessness of the gentleman, then you can't be happy at all!

Of course, Mengze, who reacted, was very happy...

"How are you done? Oh, it's finally done, hurry up, go home and sleep after get off work! 39

How much do you want to get off work!

I'm sad, hey, sir, you don't even know how to comfort me, why do you keep thinking about getting off work!

Woohoo, Fusu wiped the corners of his eyes.

I don't cry, I want to be strong, I can do it alone!

"Lord Lang Zhongling, we still have to check and verify..." Faced with this pressure, the people in the Weiwei Mansion no longer wanted to say anything.

If they weren't responsible for their work, their majesty and the son, they would have wanted to kick Mengze out of the gate and never let him come to Weiwei's mansion.

It's not a matter of being angry or not, staying with this lord, it's a matter of wanting to kill people!

"You said it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier, you said it earlier!" Mengze's expression became very resentful when he heard that he had to check and verify.

He reached out and threw the jug to Fusu, and ran to the bench to lie down, "I'll sleep for a while, don't disturb me until I'm done, or I'll cut you off!"

Blame us?

The people in the Weiwei Mansion gritted their teeth, luckily it was noon now, otherwise they would be pissed to death sooner or later.

You are forcing yourself to get excited, thinking about getting off work before finishing things.

And now we're saying we were wrong?

Do you have a heart?

you have not!

"Hey~" Soothing the corners of his twitching mouth, Fusu, who had a headache, turned his head away, and poured the wine into his mouth to soothe his wounded heart.

Although Mr. is ruthless, I have to be strong myself!

"Go, go check it out!" The young master waved his hand to Su, and he looked like he couldn't wait for a moment, just like the toilet.

I want to leave this sad place as soon as possible, and return to the happy life with Mr.

Young Master Fusu thought like this, and he already had the same salted fish idea as Mengze's.

A few people from the Weiwei Mansion didn't notice this young man who loves to make up his mind.

"Number of troops surrendered by the state of Qi. 39

"Match!"

"The number of troops surrendered by the state of Chu.

"Consistent!

During the question-and-answer period, all six countries have been checked for the number of lower strokes.

turn out...

All match!

"Young Master..." The voice of the official in the Weiwei Mansion trembled uncontrollably, and his last stubbornness was completely shattered after the dossier was checked.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.

The workload of Weiwei Mansion for nearly half a year was actually helped by Young Master Su for half a day, no, several hours!

Young Master Fusu actually completed their half-year's workload in a few hours!

Just terrifying!

"What's the matter, is there any problem? Turning his face to the side, Young Master Fusu was a little worried.

After all, this kind of official business, as long as the difference is not too big, there is no problem.

The Weiwei Mansion has a general concept of the number of soldiers lowered, and the general number as a reference just needs to be simplified.

Otherwise, there are already verifiable figures, and the emperor asked me and my husband to count them again.

Isn't this sick?

"No..." The other party shook his head, with a disappointed and shocked expression on his face, "I am just amazed at the method of the young master, it really makes me wait unbelievable.

"Yeah, your son is really amazing!

"No, it's only a few hours!

"Young master, this method simply makes me feel ashamed!"

The endless exclamations are not all flattering, most of them are sincere words from the heart.

But these fell into Monze's ears...

"I'm annoying, I'm not annoying, I'm not annoying! I want to sleep, I'm sleeping, understand!" Lang Zhongling ran up from the bench, his sleeves twitched, obviously annoyed, "Xiao Su is so powerful, that's still useful. Can you tell me? Can my students be bad?"

""

Not to mention that we haven't quarreled yet, you'll be beeping wherever you are.

If it is too noisy to sleep, then go home and sleep!

Everyone in the Weiwei Mansion wanted to beat people, anyway, after today's incident, they all had to go to the school grounds to chop two wooden stakes or something.

No matter how good-tempered the old pedant is, his eyelids are twitching wildly at the moment, only the serious-looking son Fu Su nodded his head, "Not bad!"

He turned to face the crowd, "My performance today is entirely due to my teacher, if not for my modern elementary school students' basic mathematics course, how could I have achieved today's feat!

After all, I still love Mr. Fu Su very much!

How can I forget the kindness of Mr.

Thinking of this, Young Master Fusu was moved by himself.

He shook his sleeves, saluted with both hands, and turned his head to look at the hot man with moist eyes, "Sir!""

With a beautiful ninety-degree bow, Fu Su didn't get up for a long time.

But this scene frightened Mengze enough, "Xiao Su, I, I really only have a master-disciple love for you, top, at most a little friend, you, don't think too much...

Um?

Sir, what are you talking about?

I'm the same with my husband, only a teacher, a disciple, and a friend, right?

Sir, what are you thinking about all day long in your little brain?

"Is this, the basic mathematics course for modern elementary school students?" Before the son Fusu could think about it, the people in the Weiwei Mansion exclaimed, but then they added, "Master, this is really what the lord of the middle school taught you. ?

"You doubt me? Your big head doubts me?" Mengze was unhappy when he heard this, and stared at the man who made a mad scolding.

Doubt me?

In addition to the handsome and suave Mengze I, who else can be Mr. Fusu's son?

Humph!

What a bunch of pig brains!

"My lord, it's not that the lower official has to doubt you!" The man answered the question with a livid face, his head was indeed quite big.

I don't want to doubt you either.

But look at you, my lord, do you have a bit of a manly demeanor all over you?

Not to mention masters, do you lose the appearance of being a teacher again?

"Then what do you mean? What do you mean by a big head!" Mengze refused to give up, and rolled up his sleeves to fuck him.

I, Mengze, is the chosen son, you dare to doubt me?

He said he was going to start, but no one saw him take a step forward, just kept shouting.

An official next to the big head had a severe headache, and lowered his head to persuade him in a low voice, "You should be soft, and if you go on like this, he will die here and threaten you!"

It's such a reason!

The big head remembered that this guy was pulling Young Master Fusu before, and the two threatened the whole Weiwei Mansion's bloody scene.

His body trembled, his hands clasped his fists, and he immediately softened, "I mean, your lord is amazing!"

"Really? 99

"In front of the adults, the lower officials dare not tell lies?"5

"Why do I think you're not satisfied?"

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced, from top to bottom!

"It's almost the same, forget it, this official is magnanimous, I won't care about you! 35

Are you generous?

You have to thank me and the brothers in the Weiwei Mansion for being generous, otherwise you will have to die, my lord!

"Right!" When everyone was speechless, Mengze laughed again, "I saw you praise Xiao Su so vigorously just now, why is no one praising the official?

???

do you want a face?

Not to mention everyone in the room, Ying Zheng outside the door turned black when he heard this.

I haven't had time to experience the surprise that Su Er has brought me, Mengze, you shameless person, are you mad at me?

17!

energetic!

When I go in later, I must break your dog's leg first!

And then give you a good compliment!

"Sir, you should praise!" Young Master Fusu nodded earnestly.

???

We know what you mean, son, but can you stop licking like that?

You are the son, the son of Da Qin!

Your face is taken for granted, what's the matter with the face of the god who is forced to worship it?

Where's your pride, where's your Tsundere?

Everyone in the Weiwei Mansion was dumbfounded, looking left and right with a big face, trying to find a companion who was equally dumb as himself.

But obviously Mengze didn't give them this chance, "Did you hear that, even Xiao Su said that this official is amazing, you still don't brag? By the way, this official is even more powerful than Xiao Su, so you can't praise this official anymore. Using this vocabulary, this official will teach you a new word that is complimenting. Come on, read it along with this official, Dad~ Niubi!

What?

If you want your brothers to praise you, forget about it. For the sake of Young Master Fusu, we will endure it.

Do you still want everyone to change their looks and use new words to praise you?

And... why does the four words Dad Niubi sound so weird?

I can't tell...

"Why, don't you brag?" Mengze's small eyes stared, and his hands fumbled around his waist dishonestly.

"Stop!" The official of the Weiwei Mansion shouted, with a very humiliating expression on his face, "We praise! Brothers, we praise!"

They were all forced to touch the dagger to find out the psychological shadow. Who knows if Mengze will pull out the big knife and lay it in front of Mr. Fusu's neck in the next second, shouting, "Praise me! Otherwise, I will Kill him!"

His grandma's legs!

We are afraid!

Are you afraid?

So...

"My lord, daddy! The 35th Weiwei manor was the first to shout out these words, and he shouted with grief and indignation, as if he was going to die.

Mengze shook his head with a dark face, "What is the adult father's bull batch? Just call it the last four words.

Um?

Do you have any requirements for riding a horse?

it is good!

I will endure!

"Daddy's beef!!! 35

"Ah~ cool~"

A comfortable moan came from Dad Meng's mouth. When his sons saw that the adults were screaming, they couldn't wait to shout, anyway.

"Daddy's Cow!!" 9

"Daddy's Cow!!" 5

"Daddy's Cow!!!""

"Daddy's beef!! 39

""

The roar of Niu Bu roared, but every time the people in the Weiwei Mansion shouted, Mengze would utter a groan in his heart, similar to "Ah~".

Ying Zheng, who could hear this compulsive voice, was stunned, and he frowned in doubt.

Just four words, why can Mengze, this stinky boy, enjoy it so much?

Could it be that this kid has never been praised?

So when others praise him, he is very happy?

Well, it must be so!

Think of him as a mere butler, and because of his sloppy nature, I am afraid that few people usually praise him.

Alas~ that sounds really pitiful.

That being the case, shall I go in and praise him later?

After all, it's just for me, and my father's bull criticism is just four characters.

With my compliments, I'm sure Mengze, you stinky brat will be moved to the extreme!

Um!

Dad beef!

Just do it!

"It's gone?" Mengze, who was half-squinting and enjoying, paused for a while, I wasn't happy yet, so it's gone?

What do you want, my lord!

Everyone in the Weiwei Mansion has fire in their eyes. If eyes can kill people, our dear Lord Lang Zhongling, he now estimates that even the ashes are in a box with a total of five catties!

It's all praise, do you still want to hear it?

Humph!

dream!

"Have you not heard enough, sir? Dad

"Cough, Xiao, Xiao Su, forget it, you are a good boy. 35 Mengze, who hurriedly raised his hand, interrupted the son Fusu's next words.

this stupid boy...

You want to scream, but I don't dare to hear it!

The Weiwei Mansion didn't think much about this, because it was purely because he felt that our Lord Lang Zhongling still had to be embarrassed, so he didn't let Young Master Fusu praise him.

"Young Master, your wonderful method is like a fairy method in our eyes!"

"Yeah, son, the excitement this method has brought to my mind is still hard to dissipate! 99

"Young master is so talented, he is definitely not comparable to ordinary people like me!""

huh?

Why are these shameless bastards in the Weiwei Mansion more shameless than me?

Just now, a dad shouted so affectionately, and now you're going to lick Xiao Su again?

Nonsence!

I don't have a son like you in Mengze!

Mengze's face darkened as he thought about it, he deliberately raised his long voice and patted his thigh, showing a distraught appearance, "Alas~ the world is changing and people's hearts are not ancient, let me be like this. Regardless of the excellent and beautiful young man, you are actually, actually...

Everyone:

Is this a fool, yes yes yes?

Although we admit, adults, you are handsome and suave.

But is it really good to be so shameless?

Does today's event have anything to do with you?

really..

The people in the Weiwei Mansion were about to beep a few words, but a loud laugh came from outside the door.

"Hahaha, in my opinion, Su'er and Mengze, both of you are the dragons and phoenixes of my Daqin people!"

The sound has arrived before the person arrives, and everyone who heard the sound immediately stood in awe, only Mengze...

【What the fuck??? Is it an auditory hallucination? No, the bandits are here?】

【I'm sorry! Why does this force always appear at a critical moment?】

【I'm not here to grab something, right? But I have nothing to grab for you, bro Zheng!】

The entourage opened the door, and Ying Zheng, who was laughing and entered the room, paused, and the smile on his face froze.

Co-authoring is in your heart, is the word bandit impossible to escape?

In your heart, I am here to rob you of your things?

I have a lot of chickens in my daily life...I will make a special trip to grab your stuff??

unless it's good stuff!

"His Majesty!

"My son pays homage to his father!"

"Meet Your Majesty!"5

""

While thinking about it, everyone saluted, and Meng Ze, who pretended to be frightened, was no exception.

The dark-faced Ying Zheng stepped into the door, glanced at the room, stretched out his arms and waved, "Don't be polite, just get up."5

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Everyone shouted again.

[Can't see me, Zheng Ge, you can't see me. 】

【I want to go home, I want to go home!】

Mengze was hiding, and he secretly moved small steps to hide behind everyone.

But as everyone knows...

"Where is Mengze? Ying Zheng's mouth curved into a playful smile.

Humph!

Still want to play hide and seek with me?

Simply naughty!

I see how you can hide!

【No, I hide so well that you can see me??】

【Brother Zheng, did you graduate from the Military Dog Base?】

[Besides, your silly eldest son is here, why did you call me? Don't call me! 】

Military dog?

Ying Zheng frowned, what is this?

But what Mengze said is right, I can't act too deliberately!

"Mengze, Fusu, and come to me." Seeing Mengze who was hiding long ago, Ying Zheng just stretched out his hand this time.

Mengze took a small step to the front of Zheng 5.4 brother, stood in the same row with the son Fusu, lowered his head and said very honestly: "I don't know what your majesty called the minister, and please make it clear that if there is nothing, there are still clothes in the minister's house. receive..

【Don't be in trouble, don't be in trouble!】

【Brother Zheng, if you are free, go find some coolies, don’t come to me!】

good guy!

The corner of Ying Zheng's mouth twitched, "I'm a dignified emperor of Qin, you let me go to work as a coolie?"

This is what you, an honest, unremarkable Mengze can say, no, you can think of it!

You also go home to collect clothes, can you make out the reason for this?

You lazy Mengze, can you do laundry!

You don't want me to find you?

Humph!

I prefer not!

Are you happy or excited?

"Mengze. Ying Zheng, who raised his mouth and pulled out a smile, looked at Mengze, "I'll ask you, on weekdays......ahem, do few people praise you on weekdays?

???

【What? What are you doing? Praise me?】

[Just kidding! The labor and management are handsome, handsome and suave. People who praise me can line up from Xianyang Palace to this Weiwei Mansion! Are there still few? 】

[And Zheng Ge, why are you asking this? Do you want to ridicule me or eat too much?]

[Brother Zheng, Brother Zheng, how should I answer your cerebral palsy question?]

"Go back to Your Majesty, I have been honest and honest since I was a child, and I have never liked to praise such stereotyped negotiations!" I thought that it was difficult to answer, but Mengze's face still looked like I was an honest person.

The corners of the mouths of the Weiwei Mansion twitched wildly.

Install! You ride on the horse and then install!

Who was complimenting me just now?

Young Master Fusu also had a strange expression, sir, my generation of scholars read the books of sages and sages.

Do you think I believe you?

Ying Zheng is even more amazing, his face is dark?

Pack!

You put it on for me!

If I hadn't been able to know your thoughts, I would have believed it!

Honest fuck?

You can dress better than me!

People who praise you are platooned from Xianyang Palace to Weiwei's Mansion, and they learned to use lies to cover up their sadness at a young age. Do you believe me?

What's wrong with no one complimenting?

No shame, no shame!

"Mengze, I already know, don't worry, I understand." Ying Zheng concealed his emotions, and a smile appeared on his black face.

Mengze was stunned.

[Understand a hammer! What are you doing, Brother Zheng? Stop torturing me, please! 】

what am i going to do?

Ying Zheng smiled.

Of course I want to compliment you!

Think about the moved and excited expression on your face after you were praised by me.

I can't help but want to laugh wildly, hahahaha!

Alas~ Poor Mengze, let me praise you.

"Mengze, you don't have to do this, I just approached Weiwei's mansion, I have heard your request outside, I will satisfy you. The corners of the mouth are getting bigger and bigger, and Ying Zheng is almost laughing out of happiness.

Mengze, who was bowing his body, listened more and more, the more wrong he heard. Does this mean that Brother Zheng heard the words he just said in the house?

Before he could finish thinking, Ying Zheng said solemnly: "Dad...

WOW!!!.