Chapter 9: you are a fool
Half an hour passed by in the blink of an eye, but the war in the corn field is not over yet, or in other words, the war against Japan in Longgen is not over yet!
Looking from a distance, in the verdant cornfield, two white bodies wrapped together, screaming very happily.
"Ah... ah... ah... no... no, no, I want... I'm coming..." Huang Cuihua yelled with her eyes closed and her mouth open.
Where is Long Gen willing to let it go? Both hands clamped Huang Cuihua's waist like iron tongs, and the waist was pulled and inserted violently. There was a treacherous light in his eyes, but he shouted foolishly.
"Aunt Cuihua, I, Xiaolong, haven't gone down the swelling yet. Wait, wait, soon, soon..." There was another crackling and violent twitching.
"Ah... ah... ah..." Huang Cuihua frantically shook her long curly hair, bit her lips tightly and let out a muffled moan, her body suddenly went limp, and fell on Long Gen's strong chest.
"Snapped!"
Long Gen didn't show mercy, and slapped him down, leaving five finger prints on Huang Cuihua's white buttocks. He felt dissatisfied, "This is not enough? Tsao. I haven't had enough yet."
"Aunt Cuihua, the little chicken is still swollen." Long Gen's voice was as wronged as it could be.
Huang Cuihua suddenly opened his eyes wide, looked at the dragon root, and then at the still strong stick under the dragon root, with a terrified expression!
"Oh my god, what is this, it's been so long that it hasn't been delivered yet? My old lady is about to be killed! It's too scary!"
"Xiaolong, it's like this." Huang Cuihua rolled his eyes and made up a pretense, "Aunt Cuihua hasn't eaten yet, and it takes physical strength for chickens to deswell, and I'm already exhausted. I really need to move It's over, just bear with it, in the afternoon, Aunt Cuihua will come to relieve your swelling in the afternoon, okay?"
Long Gen sneered.
I made it clear that I still regarded myself as a fool. I really believed it in the past, but would I still believe it now? joke!
"Aunt Cuihua is tired, it's okay. You lie down, Xiaolong puts the chickens in, and rubs the medicine to reduce the swelling. You just rest." Since you think you are a fool, then pretend to be a fool. go back. "Aunt Cuihua's anti-swelling medicine is really good, it's greasy, it's really comfortable to hold..."
Speaking, Long Gen didn't care how Huang Cuihua resisted, turned over, pressed Huang Cuihua under him, grabbed a big trembling papaya, lifted Huang Cuihua's thigh, straightened his back, and killed it!
"Ah!" Huang Cuihua screamed suddenly, this huge stick is not only thick and long, it seems to be able to bend, it has been pierced to the deepest part, the brain is like an electric shock, it is an indescribable wonderful stimulation!
Regardless of Huang Cuihua's birth, the two slices of bread were darkened by Chen Tianming, but the innermost part was very tight. Like a teenage girl.
"Papapapa" Another hour passed, and Long Gen finally delivered the goods, took a breath, and fell down.
Looking at Huang Cuihua again, he was sweating profusely and had a rosy face. Lying with legs spread apart, basking in the sun in the cornfield.
It's so cool, it's never been so cool in my life! Huang Cuihua suddenly felt a little failed. She had been a prostitute for several years in vain, but she had never felt so comfortable before!
"Ah, Aunt Cuihua's medicinal wine is really good, and the swelling will subside after a while." Just as Huang Cuihua was sighing, Long Gen said foolishly beside him.
Huang Cuihua turned his head and saw that the swelling had subsided, but even if the swelling had subsided, it was much bigger than the hole at home, and the hanging was like a horsewhip, which was too majestic.
"Xiaolong, it is estimated that your little chicken will still be swollen in two days. Next time it will be swollen, you must come to Aunt Cuihua. And, you must not tell anyone about this. Do you know?" Huang Cuihua With the idea of exclusive baby.
With this Optimus Pillar, I no longer need to pick cucumbers when I get up in the middle of the night.
"Why?" Long Gen tilted his head and looked at Huang Cuihua suspiciously, "Since Aunt Cuihua has such a good swelling medicine, she should tell everyone, and she can sell it for a good price..."
Huang Cuihua blushed, isn't she scolding herself for being a prostitute and stealing people? If everyone in the village knew about it, wouldn't Chen Tianming kill himself?
"Xiaolong, you don't understand. The dose of Aunt Cuihua's medicine is too small, not enough for everyone, but only for you. So, you must not tell others, and I will not tell others. Do you understand?" Huang Cuihua said attentively explained. "Otherwise, Aunt Cuihua won't let you use it."
Long Gen suddenly realized and nodded. In Huang Cuihua's eyes, Long Gen seems to be the same idiot, the only difference is that the idiot is not only small. Chicken. Chicken is not small, but it has also become bigger and hardened a lot.
"Oh, that afternoon, Xiaolong came to Aunt Cuihua to reduce the swelling, so I'll go back first." Long Gen put his arms around his underpants, intending to go. I was very happy in my heart.
Not only did Chen Tianming get a huge green hat, but he also won a free **** buddy, who can come anytime, life is so wonderful.
"Well, you go back first, I'll rest for a while before leaving." Huang Cuihua nodded, and lay down again. It's true that she had given birth, but the pain underneath was so painful that she might not be able to walk without resting for a while.
"By the way, Xiaolong, let's pick a few grains and go back to make up for it." Huang Cuihua continued. Huang Cuihua had to worry, such a good treasure, he still wanted to keep it for a long time, don't wait for more than half a year to use it once.
Long Gen was even more delighted when he heard the words. He didn't expect this free **** buddy to be so generous.
"Well, then I picked a few back."
Long Gen responded, tossed about in the cornfield for a few minutes, and carried more than a dozen corn cobs out of the cornfield, with two cockroaches pinned to his waist.
Out of the cornfield, Long Gen found a road with few people and rushed in. This road is less crowded and not easy to be seen. Overjoyed, Long Gen hummed a little tune.
"Stupid woman, do you still think I'm a fool? You're the **** idiot! You've been **** by me, and you don't know. Hehe!" Long Gen laughed wickedly. I walked in through the back door of the supermarket, but luckily no one saw me.
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At the home of Chen Tianming, the secretary of the village party committee, Chen Tianming was lying on the bed at this time, and Wei Wenwu, the village head, was helping to wipe the medicinal wine.
"Secretary Chen, you said that you are too unlucky to buy something and make trouble like this?" Wei Wenwu said while rubbing the medicinal wine, "Oh, such a big piece of skin is gone..."
"Ouch! Wei Wenwu, take it easy. It hurts me to death." Chen Tianming cursed angrily, "This dragon fool is too **** excessive, with such great strength! It made me suffer."
"Hey, my old waist..." Chen Tianming screamed.
Didn't know it at all, the dragon fool in his mouth had just **** his wife just a few minutes ago, and his green hat was already fastened.
Who is the fool? Anyway, Long Gen is quite proud right now.