COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"My name is Dazai, Osamu Dazai." The boy in black looked at him with his dull left eye without bandages, and answered blankly.

Dr. Beichuan looked at the other party's information in his hand, and was silent for a long time on the four words Tsushima Shuji behind the name column.

Then he stretched out a hand and lifted his glasses.

"I thought your name was Shuji Tsushima?" he said.

"Isn't it normal for a person to have two names?" The boy who called himself Osamu Dazai was not surprised to hear the name Shuji Tsushima, and he said it righteously.

Doctor Beichuan was speechless.

Doctor Beichuan fell silent.

Doctor Beichuan took out a stack of test questions.

"Let's do the topic first." He said with a smile.

"Hey? This kind of question is completely meaningless to me, after all, I know the answer at a glance." The boy glanced at the question above and said boringly.

"So please ask Dazai-kun to answer according to his true thoughts." The doctor didn't care, and stubbornly put the question into his hands.

Tsushima Shuji: I must be a normal person, hehe~

…

Toru Amuro was sitting on the sofa, boredly reading the newspaper in the clinic.

Hearing the sound of the door opening behind him, he turned to look.

Just saw the boy in black walk out with dejected eyes.

"That little brother, come here, please." The doctor beckoned to him.

When Amuro passed by Shuji Tsushima, he looked at him.

The opponent's body was filled with a dejected and low-pressure aura.

Sitting in the diagnosis room, Toru Amuro had a heavy expression.

"I'm sorry to inform you that there is no cure for that young man." The doctor's expression looked even heavier than Amuro Toru.

Toru Amuro: ? ? vaguely? ?

Kao has a terminal illness? ? ?

No, this is just a psychological diagnosis. There should be no problem with Kaa's body.

Could it be that the other party's mental illness is so serious that there is no cure?

Amuro thought deeply.

The blonde doctor pushed a few pieces of paper on the table to Amuro Toru.

"This is the question that the young man did. He told me that he did it seriously."

"Then he asked me if I was a normal person." The doctor covered his face in pain.

Looking at his reaction, Amuro silently reached out and picked up the test paper on the table.

Question: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who was enchanted by a witch, so she slept for a long time and could not wake up. Only when the prince kissed the princess affectionately would she wake up. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle, kissed the princess, and was assassinated by the princess. Why?

Tsushima Shuji replied: In order to thank him for awakening himself, he was given an eternal sleep.

Toru Amuro fell silent for a while, then continued to read.

Question: A middle-aged man died in the desert, head down, with a few luggage boxes scattered around him, and he held a half box of matches in his hand. The cause of his death?

Tsushima Shuji replied: Who cares how a middle-aged uncle who sold matches died, maybe he committed suicide in a fit of anger when the matches were not sold.

Toru Amuro's hand holding the test paper began to tremble.

He braced himself and continued to look down, and saw the answer that a normal person couldn't think of throughout the whole article.

No, even an abnormal person wouldn't have such an evasive answer.

Answers such as "I killed him to repay my kindness." "I suddenly found out that the meaning of life is death, so I committed suicide." "The taste of human flesh is completely different from that of penguin meat, so how can I not tell the difference."

Toru Amuro: Falling into silence.

"He asked me if his answer was in line with a normal person's answer. I really couldn't answer." The doctor roared in pain.

"You know I asked him if he remembered what he did in the past, and he told me that he was either at the shark man or on the way to the shark man every day!"

"Didn't your documents say that it was easy for him to go to school every day to solve crimes!" the doctor asked angrily.

Toru Amuro: …

"Why did he say he killed more than 60,000 people!!"

Toru Amuro: I don't know either...

"boom-"

"Get out, you inhuman organization members."

Toru Amuro, who was thrown outside the door, looked at Shuji Tsushima, who was still in self-isolation, and felt indescribably tired.

…

"Really! I tried my best to answer the question in a normal way!" On the way back, the teenager in the back seat complained indignantly.

"I said I'm not sick, but that guy just doesn't believe it, **** it."

Amuro Toru forcibly controlled his thoughts of rebuttal, and drove the car steadily.

"What did Tsushima-kun tell the doctor that he killed more than 60,000 people by himself?"

He also hurt himself by being kicked out by the other party.

After accepting the task of monitoring Kaa, he had never seen Kaa do the task at all!

"Ah, it's just a joke, how could I kill so many people~" Tsushima Shuji waved his hand and said indifferently.

It was Dazai Osamu who murdered him. What does it have to do with him, Tsushima Shuji? He, Tsushima Shuji, is obviously an ordinary middle school student!

"But the doctor seemed to be convinced." Amuro recalled the pained expression on the doctor's face when he said this.

I can't imagine how true Tsushima Shuji's lie would have to be to scare the other party into that appearance.

"Ah... this..." Tsushima Shuji's eyes flickered, thinking of what he did when he was acting like he wanted to.

Inside the clinic.

"Hey, how many people has the doctor killed?" The boy's eyes were dark and his expression was gloomy.

"About fifteen people." The blond doctor didn't care about the question raised by the other party and thought carefully.

"It's just fifteen people." The boy's tone was careless.

"Don't look at me like this, I killed at least 60,000 people." The boy said so.

"Because there is no other way, sometimes people who are disobedient have to kill them all."

That white face, still with baby fat, was still childish, and there was a deep malice in the kite-colored left eye, which made adults in the dark world tremble when they saw it.

[He is the darkness itself, he is the abyss. ]

Then the doctor stared into his eyes, and UUkanshu www.uukanshu.com invited him out tremblingly.

It was only later that Shuji Tsushima realized that his acting was too high, which frightened the doctor.

Tsushima Shuji: It wasn't intentional~

In fact, it was the leader of the if-line who killed all of himself, and the total number of people killed when he was in the dark in Hong Kong.

Turn back to the present.

Amuro Toru saw the young man in the back seat with a erratic expression, his eyes wandering, and a guilty conscience.

"You wouldn't lie in front of the doctor, would you?" he asked solemnly.

"How is that possible! No!" As if being stabbed in the sore spot, the boy almost jumped up and retorted super loudly.

"I'm telling the truth!" Tsushima Shuji shouted without a guilty conscience, puffing out his cheeks.

Hei Shizai has indeed done these amazing deeds, although he is not the other party himself...but... in COS, he is Heishizai himself!

So what the other party has done is rounded up and counted on his head. Is there any problem? !

No problem!

…

[Cao's diagnosis, attached. —bourbon]

Gin looked at the long list of words on the report and fell into silence.

[Delusional disorder, multiple personalities, emotional deficits, high-functioning antisocial personality...] and a long list of illnesses.

Vodka glanced silently, and fell silent.

Can one person really suffer from so many diseases at the same time?

Kao, what a pity.

Gin silently forwarded the report to the boss.

Lit a cigarette and tried to calm down.

"Kaor's kid is really sick," he said with a sneer.

But don't think that if you are sick, you will be treated leniently by him.

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