Colis

Why do we exist, just to suffer in the endless abyss of torment?

Oh hello there, are you wondering why I an having and existential crisis? No? Well, let me tell you anyway...

A month ago, I and my younger brother and younger twin sisters whare looking for apples in a forest. As to why, well to evolve of course, we are Applin, all four of us.

Life wasn't easy, ever since our parents got caught casualy by some passing human. Then call them self Pokémon Trainers or something. More like family destroyers.

And let me tell you, not any apple can help us evolve, it can be hard to find. We are looking for months now and still didn't find one. So after a long travel we stopped under an apple tree and fell asleep. Next thing we know is waking up in a house of a human girl, strapped to a table with duck tape.

As it turns out, while we whare sleeping, some human passed by, and took us thinking we are apples to sell in a shop, and sell thay did, to the scary person in front of us.

There she was, sitting in the front of us, staring at us MENACINGLY, while slowly eating an apple, very slowly, not blinking just looking. One bite at a time. After finishing eating, she threw leftover, completely missing trash bin. Taking another apple and a fruit knife, she stabbed it aggressively. Apple juice and some parts of apple splattered on the table, like in this is some horror move. This caused twins to faint in fear and brother to shake in fear. I was no better.

In the end girl caught all of us. Well, it seems she wanted to catch some pokemon for her self and her husband and daughters, same type to be like a signature of the family. She also told us about her not being from this world, her family, system and plan for our training. Honestly, I'm not even surprised, normal humans of our world would panic if they are near unknown wild pokemon. Not make them dread the day they are born.

Just the other day Anastasia, that's her name, returned home with a Ditto roughed by what suspiciously look like certain someone's fists. Apparently, Ana was taking a stroll after work, and found a Ditto near a trash bin and wanted to catch it. Ditto did not want to and transformed in Ana to beat her up... big mistake. If there is one thing me and my siblings have learned is Ana knows how to fight and is really good at it, think she called it boxing.

What followed was Ana teaching Kiana, that is the name Ditto got after being captured, to transform in specific items, like a hat as default state and baseball bat as a weapon for fights. Only today did I understand as to why. I'm saying this while watching a Machoke lay on the grass after getting beaten up, by a girl with a bat screaming loudly 'Rules are ment to be broken', to inch of its life before catching it. For the love of Arceus, what kind monsters did come to our world?

While I'm still experiencing existential dread, I should mention my new name is Paimon, though sometimes Ana calls me Emergency food. Hopefully as a joke. The twins names are Ria and Tia, mostly because their future partners will be Ana's twins Mia and Nia. I won't say anything about that and how mind-boggling it will be. Brother does not have one but it will be decided based on his evolution, when it happens.

Written by Paimon the Applin aka Emergency food

Date Unknown