chapter 8
8 – 008 – Nymph Oinoi # 8
008 – Nymph Oinoi # 8
ㅁ Kungkong!
It was the first time for me to see a squirrel barking like a dog. It was small, about the size of the palm of an oinoi, but with fluffy fur, it was very cute.
Oinoi said with a dog squirrel in his hand.
“Bondi dog squirrel… hibernate, but…. It must be a dog squirrel that failed to fall into hibernation like this oinoi… !”
Squeeze-.
A squirrel ran around Oinoi’s arm and shoulder. His personality was very curious and active.
“It’s so amazing. Squirrels come to sing?”
The past few days, I’ve been doing a lot of searching about fairies. It was mainly information about elves, but there were many elves who were friendly with nature.
It’s not that conservation groups have gained power since the elves drifted into this world.
It was a well-known story that a Brazilian CEO who had been passionate about developing and logging the Amazon turned into a radical conservationist after marrying an elf woman.
Anyway.
Nymphs, the same fairy family, seemed to be friendly with nature.
Are you friendly with animals enough for squirrels to come to you when you sing?
ㅁ Kungkong!
“It is a very healthy dog squirrel… ! This oinoi, I’ve never seen such a healthy and active dog squirrel… ! Perhaps the best dog squirrel among dog squirrels is clear… !”
You are indeed the best dog squirrel.
I also wanted to touch it once.
I didn’t brag about it to anyone, but I also like animals.
“Dog squirrel, give me tail hair… !”
Shut-.
Oinoi caught the dog squirrel’s tail hair with his hand and cut it off with the scissors he had prepared in advance.
The dog squirrel with its fur cut off – Kreureung… ! After making a growl, he jumped off Oinoi’s palm and ran back into the bush.
In the end, I couldn’t even pet a dog squirrel.
I’m so sorry.
Still, getting the fur of a dog squirrel was amazing in many ways. Plants and animals from the other world usually live in cracks, so I wondered if I had to go inside the cracks.
“The cat’s eyebrows were already saved by this Oinoi…. Now, all the ingredients have been gathered to solve the curse that is plaguing the owner of the house… ! I want to go back home… !”
With that feeling, we returned home.
Ohinoi turned on the gas stove after putting ingredients into the pot in various ways.
Support Support Support -. Hwareuk-.
Oinoi shouted when the old gas stove caught fire.
“To start a fire so easily… ! It is certain that the item has been blessed by the goddess of the hearth… ! It’s a very ‘nymph-friendly’ thing… !”
What does ‘nymph friendly’ mean?
When I was watching a YouTube video about a Brazilian CEO who married an elf earlier, the CEO said, “In a more nature-friendly way….”
Oinoi listened intently at the time and seemed to think it was a very interesting and wonderful word.
“Do not touch the gas fire.”
I gave Oinoi a stern warning.
It’s okay to play around with the sink or bathroom faucet, but fire is dangerous in many ways.
Oinoi also seemed to understand my meaning quite a bit.
Anyway.
I gathered the ingredients in a pot and brought them to a boil.
According to Oinoi, you have to boil it for more than an hour.
After waiting for an hour like that, the contents in the pot couldn’t boil and started to thicken.
What kind of ingredients make it thick?
When I was feeling curious in many ways, Ohinoi said.
“Then, drink it when it is moderately cool… !”
“… ….”
Drinking this living slime thing is f*cking awful.
However, in order to break through the D-level wall, I really had the experience of eating and drinking everything.
It’s about this thick liquid.
In the end, I waited half an hour for the hot stuff to cool down before I drank the whole strange liquid from the pot.
Gulp, gulp-.
The feeling of going down my throat was very strange, and the taste was even worse.
It was a time when I had endured the feeling of vomiting and had finished drinking.
Ohinoi said.
“Now the curse is lifted… !”
“Really?”
I looked at my body.
Nothing seemed to have changed except for the feeling that my stomach was gurgling and I was about to vomit. However, Oinoi was very convinced that the curse had been lifted.
At this time, I was overcome with anxiety in many ways.
I wondered if I had just made a fool of myself after hearing about this strange nymph.
I was dubious when I visited many fortunetellers and shamans, burned amulets, and ate them.
In the end, the feeling of regret, “Was it fake this time too?” Creeped up through my body.
“Oop-.”
At that time, I felt an unbearable vomit in my stomach from the bottom of my feet to the top of my head. I ran to the bathroom, grabbed the toilet seat, and vomited everything in my stomach.
“Wow!”
Is this exactly what it feels like to empty out everything in your body?
When I emptied my stomach for about 5 or 10 minutes, I was on the verge of fainting.
At my first dinner after becoming a D-class awakener, the men forcibly offered me a lot of alcohol to feed me, so the morning after I was drunk was exactly like this.
“Ugh, I’m going to die.”
I crawled into the blanket with the electric blanket on. As I was trembling, Oinoi said.
“Then the owner of the house should sleep soundly… ! In the meantime, Oinoi is to get acquainted with this computer… ! The computer is obviously a very nymph-friendly machine….”
The voice of the nymph who said something gradually became quieter.
I closed my eyes from the unbearable drowsiness.
# # #
Morning.
I woke up refreshed like never before.
I felt energized from head to toe.
Has my body ever been this light?
“Did it really work?”
I stretched out with a fresh mind.
My eyes immediately saw Oinoi sitting in front of the computer.
Ohinoi was sitting quietly in front of an unlocked computer. He probably didn’t know how to unlock the computer.
Did you just sit in front of the computer since last night?
“Oinoi, I want to try this computer… ! But… I just sat there because I didn’t know what to do… !”
“… Okay?”
“Because…. The owner of the house said that you shouldn’t touch the things in the house unnecessarily… ! This oi noi, I promise to keep my promise… !”
That’s right.
So you turned on the main unit and stayed still all night.
“It’s a computer….”
I wondered if Ohinoi, who had barely learned how to turn on and off the gas stove, would understand if I gave him a computer.
As I was thinking about that, Oinoi jumped up from his chair.
Because it was 7 o’clock in the morning.
He went to the bathroom every 7:00 a.M. And took a bath with cold water, just like his daily routine.
Shoot aaa-.
“Muhh, the water flows like a waterfall… ! This cold current is very nymph friendly, like a cool stream in midsummer. . Surely no nymphs have ever had a magical faucet full of water like this oinoi… !”
It seemed so.
Anyway, my physical condition was very good. My five senses, from hearing to seeing, became more sensitive, and my nose, which was always half-clogged, was open, so I had no problem breathing.
Oh my gosh, you mean the original nose was able to be pierced so coolly?
“Very good.”
It was in such a good condition that I wondered if it was possible now. So I took out the ‘Mana Diagnostic Kit’ that I had piled up in the house.
The ‘Mana Diagnosis Kit’ was a specially processed piece of paper that changed color depending on the amount of mana contained in its body when a drop of blood was dropped on it.
Originally, just a few years ago, in order to get a mana test in the body, you had to go in with a bunch of devices attached to a huge machine like an MRI, but the world is getting better really quickly.
“Ordinary people are just red. F-class Awakeners are orange. D-class is yellow. Class C… Green. Was it the color of the rainbow?”
After roughing out the yellowed paper from the previous inspection, I pricked my finger for a needle. Blood oozing out with a tingling sensation.
As soon as I applied it on a piece of paper the size of my index finger, a change took place. The paper turned a vivid green.
Green is the symbol color of Class C.
My eyes became dizzy from the various emotions in front of me.
“Enough! It’s okay!”
Oinoi, who was wearing a dry Adidas sweatshirt and was drying her hair with a hair dryer, jumped up and down as if she was startled by my loud shout.
Just like a cat who was surprised to see a cucumber while eating.
Ohinoi said.
“I don’t know what it is, but it’s fortunate that the owner of the house looks happy… ! Now that the 《Curse of Weakness》 has been lifted, the balance of the body will also improve in a nymph-friendly way… !”
Curse of weakening?
It must have been a real curse.
Seo Yerim How dare this wicked b*tch put a curse on me!
I’m going to sue!
But will I be sued?
Now is not the medieval age of witch trials, so can we sue the other party with a ‘curse’? Even if I do sue, the opponent will hire a lawyer from a large law firm. Do I have a chance?
“Indignant!”
You can’t do anything even though you’ve been hacked!
Oinoi said while I was shaking.
“The inflicted curse has a stronger effect and returns to the caster…. Now, it is certain that witch Seo Ye-rim must have been subjected to a more powerful Curse of Weakness… !”