Chapter 186: Ch. 179 - Heroes are (illegally) back!
"Woah! Are you Bob's youngest child, Dash? Last time I saw you, you were still sucking on your mom's tiddies haha." Surprised at seeing Dash, Lucius commented, in return of being shocked while being called black.
"What's your problem with mom's tiddies? It's very stretchable and yummy." However, Dash's reply made him almost spit out his saliva.
"Kuhum! That's not the answer I was expecting to hear." Clearing his throat, Lucius spoke and just in time, his friend Bob finally showed himself up from behind Dash.
"Lucius?! Hey, how are you doing?" Slightly pushing his son, Dash aside, Bob approached Lucius and gave him a bear hug.
"Woah buddy! You're still as big as the last time I saw you huh?"
"Haha, well you're still as cool as the last time I saw you. So, who's this gu-." Bob greeted back and noticed another figure from his peripheral vision, so he was about to ask about him when he suddenly registered the man's appearance.
"....Lucius, that's not Lucifer, is he not?" Bob asked, surprised at seeing the newest hero in Metroville in his home.
"He is, and you won't believe me what we just did!" Lucius excitedly asked while grabbing Bob's shoulders.
"What? What?" Bob replied, not moving an inch despite Lucius shaking his shoulders continuously.
"What time is it? Oh! News just started! Come, let's watch the tv." Lucius then turned Bob around and pushed him towards the living room.
Following them was Jin, casually entering Bob's home and using his chi to detect how many lives there are inside this house.
"Woah! I saw you on tv! You're that Lucifer hero right!? Hey, can you help me become a hero? I'm very fast!" And as if wanting Jin to believe him, Dash ran around Jin in circles, causing air waves around the vicinity.
"....Alright, that's cool." Jin commented and under Dash's shocked gaze, Jin stretched his arm and effortlessly catches Dash by grabbing his collar.
"But not now, I'm kind of busy." Jin then placed Dash to his side and walked away under his still shocked gaze.
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Inside the living room, as soon as Jin got inside, he caught Bob shaking Lucius's shoulders as he yelled.
"Are you crazy? How can you do such a thing without me?" Bob yelled, though Jin was surprised about the reason why he was angry. He thought Bob would be mad at Lucius for being reckless and defying the Super Relocation Act imposed on the superheroes but he kind of forgot that Bob also craves to go back to being a hero.
"That's why I'm here! I actually wanted to invite you." Lucius slapped Bob's hand from his shoulders away and replied with a smile on his face.
Bob returned a smile of his own, clearly excited about the thought of going back to being a hero.
"Invite to what?" Suddenly, before they could continue their conversation, a certain stretchable hero spoke between them.
"Oh! Helen...hahaha, it's nice to see you, you're looking good." Awkwardly greeting her, Lucius nervously loosened his collar so he could breathe more freely. Lucius doesn't even know why he suddenly had a hard time breathing.
"Hmm? Bob? He's inviting you to what." Seeing the nervous look on Lucius, Helen shifted her attention to her husband and raised her eyebrow on him.
"I uh...." Sweating heavily, Bob also awkwardly chuckled under the gaze of his wife. Thankfully, someone saved both of them as Jin appeared between them and hung his arm on their shoulders.
"We're having a boy's night out!" Jin grinned and said in front of Helen. Expecting to be recognized by her. Though her response shocked him.
"...Who are you? What are you doing in my house?" Helen crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow, forming an intimidating wife appearance.
Just as Jin was happy that Helen didn't recognize him and would make his excuse more plausible, a certain speedster brat interrupted him.
"He's the cool superhero on tv called Lucifer, mom!" Dash said appearing inside the room with a blur.
'Fucking brat.' Jin's eye twitched as he watched Helen's confused expression turn into a shocked one.
"You're Lucifer?! What are you doing in my home?" After recovering, Helen quickly spoke and asked, pretending to be a normal citizen shocked at seeing a superhero.
"...He knows about our other identity, Helen. No need to pretend." Sensing Helen's intentions, Lucius quickly informed her.
"He knows?! Why did you tell him?!" Helen angrily glared at Lucius at the revelation.
"I didn't tell him, he already knows about it, he recognized me and then....yeah, I think I kinda told him since I thought that since he knows me, then he also knows about you." Lucius was about to defend himself and explain when he realized in the middle that Jin doesn't in fact know about Bob and Helen's secret identities, he gave it out.
"I'm so sorry, I don't know what has gotten into me. But I swear, Jin's a good guy. Right Jin?" Lucius apologized and said while turning to Jin, expecting him to help. Unfortunately for him, Jin only gave a smile followed by a wave of a hand.
'At least do something grand to prove my words.' Lucius mentally slapped his forehead.
"Just...trust me. He's a good guy." Lucius sighed and said for the last time.
"....What did you say, you were about to do again?" Helen maintained her squinted eyes before asking.
"...Guy's night out. We're just going to have some drinks." Lucius smiled and raised his shoulders.
"....Fine, but be back before 9." Helen said before walking away, back to the kitchen.
"That was easy..." Bob muttered, not expecting his wife to be so carefree about this.
"Yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are." Lucius added in. Out of the three of them, Jin was the only one having a different thought.
'There's no JackJack yet.' Jin sighed and said to himself. Looks like he has to wait for at least a few months before JackJack could form inside Helen's stomach.
Unfortunately, Jin would have to wait in this world for a few months and considering that he's considered as 'wanted' by the alliance of those universal gods, Jin's situation is quite risky.
'Can't he just bring me right when JackJack is already here.' Jin can't help but slightly complain to his new father, God.
'If only I had time powers, this would've been so easy. Well, there's no use dwelling on that, I wonder how Tigress and the rest are doing?' Jin mentally asked himself.
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"This is so much fun!" Inside a rollercoaster, Rapunzel's hair was waving in the air as their rollercoaster cart started to descend from a very tall curve.
"I hate this." Elsa muttered to himself, closing her eyes as she braced herself from the impact. Oh how she wished Jin is with her right now. As long as she holds his muscular biceps, she wouldn't be scared of the rides.
"This is boring." Tigress monotonously stared at front down as the rollercoaster descended at a very fast pace. Despite this, Tigress wasn't feeling anything from it. Fighting Jin is much more exciting than this.
"I can't believe I only discovered this now! I will definitely tell dad about this!" Similar to Rapunzel, Mavis was also having fun from the rides, regretting slightly that Jin is not with them to enjoy this fun.
After a few seconds of screaming and yelling, the rollercoaster finally ended with a ding.
"We should do this more often." Rapunzel tip-toed out as she said.
"Definitely no." Elsa's mouth quivered as she quickly denied, not wanting to experience it again.
"Definitely yes!" Contrary to her answer, Mavis excitedly agreed.
"What if we just go back to Jin, who knows how many women he gained again?" Tigress suggested and they all readily agreed, yes Tigress was right. They finally had their whole week of fun all by themselves, it's time to go back to their man.
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"So, what do we do? Are we gonna catch some criminals now?" Bob bit his lip in and hurried as he excitedly asked.
"Calm down, big guy. You have to go through some sort of initiation." Lucius calmed him down and informed him, making him stop and raise his eyebrows in confusion.
"What do you mean by initiation? Is this some kind of contract like we had with the government."
"No, it's much easier and better than a mere contract." Jin smirked and said, and before Bob could react, Jin held Bob's shoulders for a few seconds before separating it.
"That's it? What was that?" Bob awkwardly looked at his own body, thinking that something must've changed in him.
"It's just a pat on the shoulder and the final initiation is this." Jin replied with a shake of his hand before pointing at Bob.
"Since we can't use your original hero name or else the government will search for you, from now on, your hero name will be All Might!" Jin yelled, smiling to himself.
"All Might?..." Bob raised his left eyebrow, to be honest, he would prefer to call himself Mr. Incredible as usual, the name All Might sounds too arrogant for him.
"Just accept it buddy, he even told me to call myself Admiral Kuzan for some reason. I mean, who the heck is Admiral Kuzan?" Lucius pated Bob's shoulders, indicating to him that no matter what he does, the new hero name would stick with him forever.
"Alright, no complaints? Good, at least All Might sounds better than Superman." Jin shrugged his shoulders and said, the name Superman sounds generic but classic.
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