Cheat day

Chapter 23 - Cheating Day Chapter 23



Baekban Debate

When I checked the chat window, the messages were coming in so fast that it was hard to read them one by one.

The only recognizable character is a question mark that seems to be plastered everywhere.

I was wondering how many people had joined, so I checked the viewer count. When I first started the broadcast, there were about 800 viewers, but now there are over 3,000.

What nonsense are you talking about?

This guy is so shamelessly talking nonsense, it’s hilarious

Right? When you say “mul-naengmyeon,” it sounds kind of weak.

You’re really being unreasonable.

What kind of nonsense are you talking about endlessly?

Look at how flustered Baek Woo-jin is, lol.

Baek Woo-jin crossed his arms with his chin jutting out. It seems like you’re pondering how to take my words.

“I admit it.”

After a brief moment of contemplation, Baek Woo-jin gave an unexpected answer.

“Are you admitting it?”

“That’s right.” When the word “water” is included, it feels like it weakens. A gun is threatening, but a water gun is cute.

I’m getting this, lol

You can’t admit it!

This is definitely true, right? Even if you’re a challenger, if you just say you’re a challenger, it feels like you’re a pro, but if you say you’re a water challenger, it sounds like you’re a noob.

What kind of conversation is this, lol?

Baek Woo-jin actually accepted it, lol.

Wasn’t it “Mul-naengmyeon vs. Bi-naengmyeon?”Hahaha

“But it’s not bibimbap.” Liking jiu-jitsu and saying bibim naengmyeon is tastier are unrelated.

Baek Woo-jin said firmly.

I was surprised when he admitted that the name sounded unappetizing, but as expected, he is now presenting the facts.

That’s right, that’s right

Baek Woo-jin is doing great!

Talk about it in terms of taste!

“Then, could you explain why mul-naengmyeon is more delicious?”

“Actually, mul naengmyeon is the default.” The term “mul naengmyeon” originally didn’t exist. The term “naengmyeon” itself referred specifically to mul naengmyeon.

“Cold noodles were originally mul-naengmyeon?”

If you look at Dongguk Sesigi written by Hong Seok-mo in 1849, naengmyeon and goryongmyeon appear.

While Baek Woo-jin was speaking, I searched for “Dongguk Sesigi” on Google for the viewers.

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Cold noodles made with buckwheat noodles and served with radish or napa cabbage kimchi, along with pork, are called naengmyeon. Also, noodles mixed with various vegetables, pear, chestnuts, sliced beef, sliced pork, and oil sauce are called goldongmyeon.

As you can see here, naengmyeon was originally mul-naengmyeon. Bibim naengmyeon was called goldongmyeon. In other words, modern bibim naengmyeon is a loser that abandoned its original name and rode the coattails of naengmyeon’s popularity.

Ppupupupup-

Baek Woo-jin wins!

Haha, that’s right, who cares about naengmyeon, haha.

It wasn’t even naengmyeon to begin with.

“But now, claiming that bibim naengmyeon is tastier than mul naengmyeon is not right.” It’s a very shameless act to try to take the inheritance from the cold noodle family who took you in as one of their own. In other words, a person who claims that bibim naengmyeon is tastier than mul naengmyeon is someone who doesn’t know gratitude. It means “You are a parricide!”

Crazy lol

Baek Woo-jin isn’t in his right mind either, lol.

Are you really going to mess it up like this?

I was talking normally, then suddenly I exploded, lol.

Do you want to be a parricide?

I never thought they would even bring up the origins of naengmyeon.

“Right.” Patricide is not acceptable.

“Admit it, mul-naengmyeon is more delicious, right?”

“I admit that Binaeng is not the legitimate heir.” So, Commissioner Baek Woo-jin, are you saying that since mul-naengmyeon is the original and bibim-naengmyeon is adopted, mul-naengmyeon is tastier?

“Yes.”

“But even if you’re not a direct descendant, you can still be exceptionally talented.”

I see a few people agreeing with my opinion.

“The argument that legitimacy is more important than ability is something you would expect from a dynastic state.” And.

“And?”

“A democratic republic like our country.” “Especially since you’re making such statements in a country threatened by a dynastic state, I can’t help but be suspicious.”

As soon as I casually mentioned luck, the chat room went wild.

This?

North Korea lol

LOL, are you kidding me? You’re connecting it like this?

Witch hunt on the level of a toddler’s tantrum

Advance payment

You can’t avoid this, lol.

Baek Woo-jin shifted his gaze around and mumbled to himself, then sighed.

“No.” Of course, ability is more important. It’s a place to discuss flavors.

“Right?” I must have been mistaken, right?

“Of course.”

Baek Woo-jin smiled awkwardly.

It seems like a “let’s wait and see” attitude, but the victory in this debate is mine.

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It seems like it’s time to wrap up this formal discussion. I’ll definitely explain to you why bibim naengmyeon is so delicious. Commissioner Baek Woo-jin, have you ever heard the term K-food?

“It’s Korean food, you know.”

“That’s right.” It’s a proud dish of our country. If you read the article, it says what kind of food foreigners like.

I pulled up the article I had prepared.

“As you can see, bibimbap ranks third among the most preferred Korean dishes by foreigners and third among the most frequently eaten foods.”2)

“Well?”

“And bibim naengmyeon is the cousin of bibimbap.”

“…….”

“When two words are combined, think of the first word as the main part.” It’s deductive.

“Please continue.”

Baek Woo-jin crossed his arms and leaned back in the chair.

Spicy stir-fried pork, stir-fried mushrooms. Stir-fried eggplant. “All the words that came before are the main text, right?”

I felt it deeply while eating the disgustingly tasteless stir-fried mushrooms.

No matter how delicious stir-fried dishes are, mushroom stir-fry is mushroom stir-fry, and spicy stir-fried pork is spicy stir-fried pork.

The reason stir-fried pork is delicious is because it’s pork.

“So, the essence of bibim naengmyeon is the bibim.” The essence of bibimbap is also mixing. Both dishes are foods that allow you to enjoy various ingredients and different seasonings all at once by mixing them together.

I thought you were just making excuses again, but isn’t it surprisingly true?

I remember when this guy used to hypnotize himself while eating stir-fried mushrooms, haha.

Right, it’s food that you mix together and eat all at once.

“So, saying that bibim naengmyeon is not tasty means that bibimbap is not tasty either.” In other words, they are traitors who deny our country’s mixing food culture and wish for K-food to fail. This is what I mean.

hahahahahahah

Logic destroyed lol

Inshin-gonggyeon lol

The loan shark is crazy, lol.

Seriously, this debate about side dishes is so ridiculous, lol.

You can’t escape this attack.

You can’t defeat the smart Baek Woo-jin with logical arguments. You have to push like this so that they get flustered and make mistakes, and then you can take advantage of those gaps to have a chance of winning.

Above all, the Baekban debate is not really content that decides what is delicious.

It’s a variety show.

“There are two errors in the argument of the committee member in charge of side dishes.”

“Yes?”

First. In compound words, the first word often serves as a modifier. For example, is sweet potato pumpkin? Is it sweet potato?

That’s right. Even “gamgyul” is not “gam” but “gyul.”

Tangerines are called “milgam” and “gyul” together, you fool.

“Ho! Bak! Go! Gu! Ma!”

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That’s right. A pine tree is still a tree, right?

For real, Lizamon is also a grapefruit.

Even a mermaid is still a fish.

Aren’t mermaids people?

It’s a platypus.

“Therefore, bibim naengmyeon and bibimbap are different.” Of course.

My perfect logic has been shattered.

“And you said that the reason bibim naengmyeon is delicious is because it’s a cousin of bibimbap, which foreigners love. Is that true?”

“Absolutely.”

“I definitely need to address this clearly.” Since a foreigner said it’s delicious, bibimbap is a tasty dish. Western tastes are right. Because the opinion of Westerners is correct. You’re not seriously thinking like that, are you?

I opened my eyes wide in surprise.

Traitor VS Pro-China Faction LOL

Baek Woo-jin is also not normal, lol.

Why are you bringing a Westerner to talk about how great our food is? LOL

I understand now. I don’t care which one is better between mul-naengmyeon and bibim-naengmyeon.

For real, they only think about dragging each other down, lol.

“There’s no way.” It is a food that Westerners also like. That’s what I mean.

I didn’t think the discussion would go this far.

The words I had prepared slipped out, and I was at a loss for how to respond.

I had a good idea.

“Westerners like it too, but I meant that mixing food is a tradition in our country.”

“Really?”

“Of course.” Do you happen to know the meme ”

Starting from a post about mixing all kinds of food together in Busan, the term “ssukamukja” once became a trend.

“Yes.”

“When it first appeared on the internet, it was a humorous exaggeration of the food culture of people from Busan, but what about now?” It has become an expression used to belittle Busan.

“…….”

“I am very saddened by the reality that our precious food culture, like bibimbap and bibim naengmyeon, is being used as derogatory terms for certain regions.” “Do you also agree with the regional derogatory remarks, Commissioner Baek Woo-jin?”

“No, that’s not what I meant.”

“If that’s not the case, please don’t disrespect bibim naengmyeon any further.” Please.

Look at that disgusting side dish tongue, lol

Seriously, I just blurted out whatever came to mind, lol.

If you say mul naengmyeon is tastier, people will make regional derogatory remarks, lol.

What kind of nonsense is this about cold noodles being associated with treason, pro-Japanese sentiment, and regional discrimination? LOL

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Even Goebbels would cry over this propaganda, lol.

Look at Baek Woo-jin just flapping his lips around, lol.

They are so brazenly saying nonsense that doesn’t even make sense, it’s ridiculousㅋㅋㅋ

Baek Woo-jin gave a hollow laugh and then bowed his head.

“I lost.”

“I haven’t voted yet, but is that okay with you?”

Baek Woo-jin raised his hand to indicate that he was okay.

“This is how we’re doing it, right?” “Just you wait and see.”

Please provide the text you would like to have translated.

After finishing the broadcast, the muscle pain I had momentarily forgotten came rushing back.

As he twists his body to relieve his stiff back, Baek Woo-jin remains silent, slumped in his chair.

“What’s wrong?”

“The thing we discussed earlier.”

It seems like the discussion about the white rice is bothering you.

In fact, Baek Woo-jin was very accommodating, even though I had no idea how to approach today’s discussion.

The reason my insistence worked was because Baek Woo-jin skillfully handled the situation.

If I had scowled and said, “What kind of nonsense is that?” the atmosphere of the broadcast would have inevitably become awkward.

It was a sudden situation, so it was understandable to be flustered.

It’s no wonder they have a million subscribers.

“Surprised, weren’t you?” I was trying to be funny.

“Bibim naengmyeon can splatter on your clothes when you eat it, so it’s not great.”

“……Huh?”

“Besides, there’s no cool broth either.” Hyung, what did you say while we were eating samgyeopsal before? I told you that you need to wash off the grease with a cool broth.

“Right?”

If you had prepared, I would have won. “Do it again tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow too?” Aren’t you busy?

“Do it.”

You must be really upset.

I’m getting anxious about what to prepare for the next debate, but I think I enjoyed it, so I feel at ease.

“But I should be careful about being greedy just because I want to win.” “When you’re on air, the pressure to be funny makes you say anything and everything.”

“Right.”

“Otherwise, we might end up saying something crossing the line, so we both need to be careful about that.”

“Right.”

Originally, it’s a show meant for laughter and fun, and the viewers know that our comments are jokes, so they laugh at the nonsense of calling someone a traitor for disliking bibim naengmyeon.

In the meantime, there will always be someone who finds a particular word or sentence uncomfortable.

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You have to take it into account to some extent.

Because not everyone can be satisfied.

However, if the content includes something that most people find uncomfortable, it can be fatal for a YouTuber.

“It seems like things will go well, so let’s just be careful about that.”

“Of course.”


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