Cheat Awakening

"Hello, everyone. I am Sylphid Fortuna, and I am extremely happy that you have spared your precious time to join us today," Sylphy announced, her voice carrying across the whole hall in the temple.

As expected of Sylphy, she was truly imposing. Saying those embarrassing words in front of so many random people without changing her expression was not something everyone could do, and it was certainly difficult for me.

While Myne was cursing Faren and Aniue for not informing me about such an important thing in advance ( Sylphy's is an exception whom he can't curse easily ), he suddenly felt someone tugging at his hand.

Confused, I looked behind me and saw Rector, who only God knows when he came behind him, and now calmly listening to Sylphy's speech with a smile.

Myne let go of Aisha's hand and whispered something in her ear which made her frown a bit but she didn't say anything just nodded her head. Myne getting permission took a step back and stood right beside Rector, who clearly had some plan in mind.

"Brother Myne, do you have any idea what you're going to say?" Rector asked in a low voice.

"What do you think?" Myne replied, not directly answering his question but making it clear that he still had no clue.

"Well, then, do you need some help? You know I can assist you in dealing with this mess," Rector nodded his head with a smirk and continued in hushed tones.

"Ohh? And what's the price of your help? I don't think you're generous enough to offer your assistance for free at such a critical time," Myne asked helplessly, furrowing his brow.

"Although the price of my help might seem outrageous to others, for you, it might not be a big deal," Rector replied with an embarrassed laugh before continuing in a low voice. "As you already know, my maid Luna and I are in a relationship, right?"

Hearing this, Myne frowned, not understanding why Rector was bringing his sweetheart into this matter. Nevertheless, he nodded, signalling him to continue.

"After we connected physically and expressed our deep love, it became a daily enjoyment for us to engage in intimacy once or twice a day. But somehow, I have doubts that I can satisfy Luna's desires. Her sex drive seems very strong, and it takes three to five rounds with her, along with stamina recovery potions, to satisfy her completely."

"What's the problem with that? Isn't that a good thing? You don't have to worry about being rejected by your lover whenever you want to relax. Trust me, not everyone is as lucky as you. A girl like Luna is very rare, you might not find someone like her even if you search the entire kingdom," Myne advised, however in his heart, he cursed Rector for his incredible luck.

"What are you talking about, Elder Brother? Do I look like an idiot to you? I also know that it's a godsend gift to have such a wonderful girlfriend. Anyway, don't interrupt me, listen to my problem first before speaking," Rector replied angrily.

"Because of her strong sex drive, every time we are intimate, I have to use stamina recovery potions since my natural stamina is never enough for her. And now, here's the problem. Although I don't mind using stamina potions anyway they taste good and have no side effects – the issue is that due to my continuous use of a large number of stamina potions in the last few days, my mother has noticed it.

She's now keeping a close eye on me, so you can understand the rest of the story on your own."

"Okay, I understand that you're afraid your mother will find out about your secret love life, but what does this have to do with me? Do you want me to become your delivery boy and send you stamina recovery potions every night?" Myne asked hurriedly, still frowning, while glancing at Sylphy, who seemed about to end her speech.

"No, how can I trouble you for such a small thing? I just want to ask if you have any magic item that can help me restore my stamina or something. In exchange, I have this heartwarming speech written by the great scholar Rector himself, enough to make you more famous," Rector said, winking knowingly.

Myne didn't agree immediately but first took the page from him on which Rector had written the speech for him and read it carefully.
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F*ck! So good? Is this speech really written by this brat who only thinks about how to f*ck her sweetheart all day long? Wait a minute, this writing style seems a little familiar. I see, so this brat used his identity to ask Old Man Genoo, the famous novelist, to write this speech, huh?

Sigh, but since he used his brain and came up with such a perfect plan, it's only natural for me to reward him for his hard work, Myne thought to myself, nodding as he quickly began to memorize the speech.

"...And now, I am going to invite my prided husband to say some words to all of you," Sylphy announced, prompting the loud cheers that had erupted until now to immediately quiet down.

Everyone's gaze focused on dumbfounded Myne who only read half of the speech given by Rector.

Damn it! Couldn't she have held on for just one more minute? Myne cursed his bad luck internally. After taking a deep breath, he looked at everyone in my family. Most of them were smiling and encouraging him with small gestures, while Maya had a playful and excited expression, unable to contain her anticipation of his upcoming speech.

Alright, Myne, let's do this. Only a handful of people know you, and even if you say something wrong, no one will care. And even if they do, you don't need to give a f*ck about it, Myne motivated himself with positive thinking although his heart was beating rapidly like drums, but he managed to calm down as I prepared to speak.

Myne stepped up beside Sylphy, who graciously gave him the stage to shine.

After today, Sis and Aisha are definitely going to mock me to death while remembering today's incident, Myne joked in his mind, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Ladies, gentlemen, and children?"

"Well, first and foremost, I must say that standing here as the groom, I feel like I'm in a dream. But here I am, standing before all of you, trying to make sense of these fancy words and all this big commotion. To be honest, I'm as nervous as a squirrel in a thunderstorm right now! But I promise I'll do my best to make you smile and maybe even impress you a bit.

So, please bear with me as I navigate these uncharted waters of public speaking."

"First of all, I want to thank all of you for being here to celebrate this special day with us. I know I might not be the most eloquent speaker like my wife, Sylphid, but I sure am the luckiest man in the whole kingdom today. I mean, look at my beautiful brides. They are like shining stars in the night sky, and I can't believe they chose me."

"You know, I never thought I'd be standing here in front of so many people, dressed up like a fancy lord. I used to be just a simple hunter wandering in the forest, killing monsters, reading books whenever I was free, and literally, I've done nothing worth mentioning. But they still chose me, a commoner, as their husband, without caring about status, money, or any other things.

It still feels magical to me."

"And speaking of magic, I have to say, love is a bit like magic, isn't it? It can make a simple man like me feel like he's flying on a dragon and make his heart beat faster than a charging knight. Also, now, I have to admit, I was incredibly nervous when I started this speech. But as I look around this room and see all the smiling faces, I can't help but be filled with confidence.

Your support and love are overwhelming, and I am so grateful to have each and every one of you here to celebrate with us."

"But seriously, everyone, today is a day of immense joy and love. As I stand here, gazing upon my beautiful brides, my confidence grows with each passing moment. I can't help but feel like the luckiest guy in the world. Sylphid, Aisha, you two have brought so much happiness into my life, and I promise to cherish every moment we share together."

"In conclusion, I vow to keep you two laughing, hold your hands through the ups and downs of life, and always be your biggest fan."

"To love, laughter, and a lifetime of happiness together! Cheers!"

"Thank you all for joining us on this joyous day, and let's continue celebrating this wonderful day."