Chat group: Everyone has a dream.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! (Admin): .... Please tell me I'm just hallucinating right now and this isn't real. I'd even agree to Mayuri or Kyouka Suigetsu's experiment, but not this.

Gender Equality Supporter: This... Is this an RP server? I don't think I agreed to join RP for bleach. And what kind of nicknames are those?!

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: What is this? A new teigu?

Tragic Love Alabama: ...

Perfect Rape Target: What kind of nickname is that!? How do I get out of here?! Why is this thing in front of my eyes?! If this is a prank, it's not funny!

Pedobear's Wet Dream: A compliment as a nickname counts, I like this nickname.

An Illogical Exhibitionist: So... Is this some kind of sacred gear? I don't sense any magic in this...

All the chat participants were in chaos and also didn't understand what was going on here.

Gender Equality Supporter: Admin, please explain to us what kind of chat is this? Apparently, the others were also forcibly added.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! : I've only been in this chat for a minute longer than you, so I don't understand anything myself. Can the others explain what they see in front of them?

Tragic Love Alabama:.....

Gender Equality Supporter: Are you kidding? Of course I can see the screen in front of me, idiot! And Alabama, can't you write ellipses in the chat if you don't write anything at all?

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: I saw the screen with this... Chat, as you call it. Isn't that a teigu? Is that a new development from the research department? Has the analysis of the imperial weapons finally yielded results?

A tall woman in a white general's uniform sat in her office and thought about what was happening now. Teigu were strange in their nature. There were expendable Teigu , like Demon Extract, there were weapon-type Teigu , there were tool-type Teigu. And if the new Teigu could create a chat room in which one could communicate calmly and without hindrance, then it would be a good help for the army.

The best target for rape: Is this a joke? You got into my computer while I was working on my project, are you still mocking me?!

At the same time, a beautiful buxom girl with scarlet hair with two ponytails on the sides felt an irresistible desire to use physical violence.

However, there was no one to beat.

Surely she couldn't just start beating up the computer her parents bought her?

Wet Pedobir's Dream: Magic?

An attractive lolita with silver hair looked at the chat with interest, lying in her bed. She looked from hentai on the laptop screen to the chat and back again, thinking about what was best to do now.

An illogical exhibitionist: Apparently someone's sacred gear has activated, got out of control, or even evolved...

The other buxom, scarlet-haired woman was more interested in the person who could cause such a stir. Sacred Gears respond to the desires and feelings of their users. It was likely that some intermediate or rare support-type sacred gear had manifested in such a form. But what was it doing so close to her?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!:!: Okay , fine, we all get that there are three dominant answer options here. The first involves the supernatural, the second involves some kind of device, and the third involves regular electronics or other household appliances. My last question is, do you always type out answers to questions this fast?

The best target for rape:...

The scarlet-haired schoolgirl looked thoughtfully at her hands on the table, they were far from the keyboard.

Advocate of gender equality:... When you mentioned it... I'm not even touching the keyboard on the table right now. I was actually watching the series while lying on my bed.

The best target for rape: I generally take a long time to type because I'm not good with technology...

Sigmund was surprised by this arrangement, as it only confirmed his thoughts. After the second reincarnation in the world he knew, he was not so surprised that something "systemic" would appear in his life, since he was already familiar with the "player" manga, it was only a variation of it.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Now that our most skeptical comrades have noticed this anomalous phenomenon, let's check the following. We give our names, give our approximate location, a country or region is enough, if you haven't noticed, I wrote in Russian and German, and if the location stands out, we attach a photo. In the upper right corner there is an icon with a camera, this is the far right picture. Does anyone have questions?

Advocate of gender equality: Are you sure you wrote in German? I know a little English myself, but you definitely write in Japanese.

The Japanese NEET was skeptical of the Admin's words.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Consider this another anomaly, my parents and friends speak exclusively Russian and German, however, due to my... Extraordinary experience, I fully accept the existence of various supernatural phenomena.

Illogical Exhibitionist: After all, they exist.

Wet pedobir's dream: I support it. It's unlikely that anyone would be able to break into the demon dimension with the help of radio towers. Actually, my name is Maria, I belong to the succubus race, as you have already understood, I am now in the Demon Kingdom, in its moderate faction.

Illogical exhibitionist: ??? The Demon Realm? Isn't it called the underworld, or at least hell? And the moderate faction? Isn't she called neutral?

Rias, although she was a fool most of the time, was not a complete fool and knew the balance of power in the underworld.

The wet dream of a pedobir:: I can absolutely say that I am using the conventional notations. So Exhibitionist, could you please answer the admin's question?

Now Maria was confused because ... Well , she thought it was just magic. She thought that this magic was used from somewhere on earth through a spatial tunnel.

Tragic Love of Alabama:....

A Proponent of gender equality: It looks like something happened to Alabama... And hey! I wrote this message with the power of thought!

NEET was already pleased that at least somewhere he has superpowers.

Illogical exhibitionist: Okay, my name is Rias Gremory, I am currently in the underworld, on the territory of the Gremory.

Wet pedobir's dream: Sorry, Rias, but I don't know you, and neither do Gremory... I can hardly remember where they are.

In Maria's world, although there was a small key of Solomon, it was not so "influential" on the Demon Kingdom, most of the "famous" demons from Lemegeton were on the council of demons, or had already died.

Illogical exhibitionist: What do you mean you don't know me? How can you not know Satan's sister and the heir to the clan?

Rias was extremely outraged at this treatment. Rias was a narcissist, that was obvious, but now her ego had just been hurt.

[ The administrator has blocked the ability to write messages to [ Illogical Exhibitionist ] and [ Pedobear Wet Dream ] for 5 minutes.]

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Please do not distract others, let them introduce themselves first.

Before the two demonesses could quarrel with each other, Sieg decided to stop the argument. Rias was a little hurt by this attitude, but not much. Well, Maria didn't care about such trifles at all. After all, she had her hentai .

Sweet slime: Sorry for not replying earlier. My name is Saeko Mikami and... I honestly don't know where I am. I can't even see anything right now, and the last thing I remember is someone stabbing me in the street, and then all this crazy stuff happened.

Saeko considered everything that was happening around her to be some form of narcolepsy or something similar. She was still worried about her current state, but she decided to treat her "dream" as her last colorful adventure.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: I'm sorry about your injury, but don't worry about it. I have one theory that can explain everything, but more on that later. The rest of you, please introduce yourself.

Advocate of gender equality: Well, my name is Kazuma Sato, I live in Japan, is that enough?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Yes, that's enough for now.

The best target for rape: Mio Naruse, I also live in Japan.

Sadistix Dominatrix #1: Esdes, I am currently in the Imperial capital.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Actually, my name is Sigmund Kronstein, or just Sig. In my past life, I was called Tsukishima Shukuro. I am currently in Siberia.

Alabama's Tragic Love:….

Gender Equality Advocate: Tsukishima ? Past Life ?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! : Let me explain later . First of all, I want to note that we only have two similarities in where we live, you, Kazuma , and Mio. Could you send a political map of the world? It would be good if the others sent something similar. I already told you how to take photos.

Sigmund did this to make it easier to spot discrepancies if there were any. He remembered the map of his original world. Not in detail, there were more than 200 countries, but he knew the general appearance well.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! Map.jpg

Advocate of gender equality: Map.jpg

Sadistix dominatrix #1: The map.jpg

Tragic love of Alabama:...

Sweet slime: It turns out that you can add images from memory. Map.jpg

The best target for rape: A map.jpg

Wet pedobir's Dream: A map.jpg

An illogical exhibitionist: Карта.јрg

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: After a quick look at the maps, I want to note that the maps of Esdes, Maria and Rias are completely different from mine, Kazuma, Saeko or Mio. Do you have anything to add?

Illogical exhibitionist: Your maps look like the world of people. Although I don't know the geography of the human world very well, so I'm not handing over the details.

Rias was an ardent supporter of Japanese culture. What about the rest of the world? She wasn't very interested in him.

Wet pedobir's dream: : I agree. Mio showed the ordinary world of people.

Maria had little interest in the human world, as she did not cross paths with it in her interests. Well, maybe Japan, as a collection of all kinds of perversions and fetishes, and maybe Germany.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! :So, by comparing the maps, we found out that at least Mio and Maria are in the same world, while the others are in different worlds. Mio 's maps differ in the larger territory of South Africa, Saudi Arabia, and also Mexico. Kazuma showed that Alaska is part of the Russian Federation. And Saeko still has the USSR, and therefore we are at least in different time periods, and at most - in different worlds.

Zig worked quickly, and thanks to his experience it was difficult to faze him for any length of time.

Advocate of gender equality: Okay, I can believe it, but what's next?

Kazuma also showed the reason why he has no friends, he absolutely does not know how to work in a team and with a team.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: And then we figure out how to interact further. I didn't miss what you said about RP. Did you find out the name of Mayuri or Kyoka Suigetsu?

Advocate of gender equality: Naturally! Who doesn't know the big three at all?

For Kazuma, it was an insult to his honor and dignity.

Cute slime: Even I know her.

Illogical exhibitionist: +

The best target for rape: I don't really watch Anime, but even I know that the big three are: Sasuke, Bleach and Dragon Ball.

An illogical exhibitionist: ??? Okay, the first and the second, but what about the third? Are you sure you spelled the name correctly?

Rias was also a geek, but the names there were different.

The best target for rape: Not really.

Mo already realized that there were at least two otaku in this chat - Rias and Kazuma , and arguing with an otaku about anime topics was an idiotic decision.

Sigmund just wanted to sigh from grief. There were only nerds in this chat … Although he himself used to be one, but now it gave him a headache.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: People, am I right in understanding that in your world ... They know about the existence of Soul Society, Hueco Mundo , Vander Reich and the Balance of Three Worlds from... Fiction?

Advocate of gender equality: Well, yes, but so what?

Cute slime: +

The best target for rape: +

Illogical exhibitionist: +

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!:!: The thing is, this is not my first life, I used to be Fullbringer named Tsukishima . And therefore... It's strange, but for you I am a character from an anime.

Zig had a rough idea who was behind which nickname , and since there was an opportunity ... Why not take advantage of it?

Cute slime: Wait...

the best target for rape: Did I hear that right?

An illogical exhibitionist: A subordinate? Tsukishima?

Advocate of gender equality: Ahahhahahahaha! Now it's clear why you have such a nickname! You're the famous hero of Netori! The same villain who stole Orihime from the main character! Ahahahahaha!

How could Kazuma not laugh after meeting one of the main suppliers of memes on the Internet?

Cute slime: Pf.... Sorry Zig, but... Ahahaha!

Even Saeko felt that this situation was absurd, but in a good way, like a great joke.

Wet pedobir's dream: Ahhahahahahahah, this is the hero we don't deserve, but we need!

For Maria personally, Tsukishima was the best character who didn't irritate her. And he was also a crowd favorite ... The fact that there was a lot of very good hentai with him is irrelevant!

An illogical exhibitionist: ... Mr. Hero Netori, m-may I have your autograph? Q-don't think about it, it's not for me, but for my friend... Ahahahaha!

Rias wanted to keep her cool, defuse the situation, but she laughed anyway, because it was beyond her strength.

The best target for rape: Hee-hee... What is it? Steal someone else's girlfriend?

For Mio, it was just a joke.

Tragic love of Alabama:... Confusion... Interest....

For Sigmund, it was much more interesting to listen to the remaining participant in the chat than to understand the alternative version of his past world.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Alabama, are you starting to come around? Are you okay? How are you feeling?

Tragic love of Alabama:... Confusion... Unknown...

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! : Apparently you haven't adapted to the chat yet, it's okay, we can get to know each other later. As for the rest ... W h y did you call me the hero Netori ? Why are you even laughing?

Esdeath didn't care who stole whose girl, but she was confused by the situation she found herself in. She read the chat table of contents again ... If what was written there was true, then that meant she could get help from the administrator?

And only after a minute of silence the chat came to life.

Advocate of gender equality: Dude... Are you serious? You literally drove Ichigo to a nervous breakdown, where he attacked his friends, acquaintances, and even his father and sisters, and then started fighting with him, almost killing him, leaving multiple scars all over his body, causing him PTSD, causing a rift between him and Orihime . Ichigo only miraculously survived thanks to Kaido and Bankai Urahara . Even I felt creepy when watching those episodes.

Sigmund had a hard time reading this message. He couldn't possibly have expected something ... So disgusting?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: People, if there was something like this in your world? Write if there were differences.

...

The chat was wonderfully calm...

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!:!: I see, so that's how you see me. However, I want to assure you that I did not use my Fullbring against Ichigo , his family, or his friends. And what about Orihime ... I met her a little after Sora died , and I started taking care of her after that, training with her under Urahara and Yoruichi . I even went through Hollowfication with her .

Illogical exhibitionist: So... Are you from an alternate timeline?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: That's probably true. But I still don't understand why I have such a nickname.

Sweet slime: Can you tell me something about the others? Maybe it'll be the opposite situation, where you know something about us.

Saeco was one of the most level-headed and smart ones in this chat, the last comment only proved it.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!:!: In fact, I probably recognized everyone's worlds except Alabama and Kazuma .

The best target for rape: Just like that, right off the bat? We haven't really told you anything about ourselves.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: I'm not entirely sure that it was you I recognized and didn't mistake for someone else. By the way, it's the most difficult with you, Mio, although I think that you are in the same world with Maria, but it could be a simple coincidence.

The best target for rape: : I see ... T h en it's worth a quick poll?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!:!: I think so too. Let's start with Rias . Rias , you are a sister Sirzechs Lucifer, daughter of Venelana and Zeoticus Gremory ? The king of Akeno , Koneko , Kiba and Gasper ?

Illogical exhibitionist: Yes, 100% hit.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Next , Maria ... The daughter of the strongest succubus Sheila , close to the elder brother of the former demon lord Ulbert ? The enemy of the clan of heroes and the clan of gods?

The wet dream of a pedobir: Agas.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Esdeath , General of the Empire, the strongest person in the empire, wielder of the Teigu named Demon Extract, which left a tattoo on your chest. A proponent of the position that the strong survive and the weak die. Are there revolutionaries in the empire yet? Night raid?

Sadistix Dominatrix #1: That's right. However, there are no revolutionaries yet.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Well And last ... Saeko , before you were stabbed to death, were you walking down the street with your kohai and his sister-in-law? And after you were stabbed, did you hear a strange voice that responded to your thoughts?

Cute slime: Well, yes.

The Tragic Love of Alabama: An Interest.

Illogical exhibitionist: Well, I think that now everyone understands why Tsukishima is the Administrator. What's next?

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Next we will test the rest of the chat functions. We go to the store and look at the goods, after which we send each other insignificant things. Well, I don't know, pens, a piece of paper with an inscription or something else. We do it like this. I send a gift to Alabama, Alabama Esdeath , Esdeath Mio , Mio Maria , Maria Kazuma , Kazuma Rias , Rias Saeko , and Saeko is mine. Shipping costs 10 OD.

There were no objections.

Zig opened the store, after which he saw its entire assortment.

Bloodlines: Succubus 1100 OD, Pureblood Devil ( Bael / Gremory ) 1200 OD, Humanoid Demon ( Naruse ) 1300 OD, Shinigami 1200 OD, Hollow 1200 OD, Visored ( Arrancar ) 3000 OD, Fullbringer 3500 OD, Mage 400 OD, Slime 800 OD, ??? (Blocked, true name of chat user unknown), Human 100 OD.

Abilities: Imagination Magic 800 OD, Succubus Magic 300 OD, Demon Magic 850 AP, Demon Extract 900 OD, Book of the End 4500 OD, Fullbring (souls) 1300 OD, Bringer Light 1000 OD, Sonido 1000 OD, Garganta 500 OD, Cero 300 OD, regeneration 700 OD, absorption 150 OD, Great Sage 2000 OD, Predator 2000 OD, ???

Magic: Kido 2~800 OD, Master and Servant Contract 1500 OD, Gravity Magic 800 OD, Destruction Power 800 OD , ???

Items: Magically infused gems 5~10 OD.

Seeing the chat prices, Zig was very, very surprised. Apparently, in order to buy skills, magic, or bloodlines, you need to have a certain level of relationship with the person whose abilities you want to copy.

Without thinking twice, Zig sent Alabama a simple and pleasant blanket, it was not very warm, but pleasant.

Alabama's tragic love: Warmth.....

And apparently, she has already received his gift.

A little later, Zig himself received a gift in the form of… a Herb… radiating magic. At that moment, Sieg was so focused on this herb that he didn't even notice how quickly he used Bringer Light , to find a pot of earth in his family's garden, after, he planted grass there, and then placed it in a dark room with a small light in the form of a diamond that emits magic. Yes, the Sieg family does not specialize in gemstone magic, and therefore these stones cannot store mana for a long time and effectively , but in this situation it is even a plus. Well, and also 10 defensive kido , so for this plant there will definitely be enough energy to germinate, plus he will see how the grass grows.

Of course, he fully understands that when they find him, or even the grass itself, there will be big questions for him, but...

But this is a magic herb!

Such a miracle has not been seen here for a very, very long time! Even taking into account that this is Siberia, one of the last places where man began to dominate, and therefore the mystery is higher, they still do not see such plants here.

Sigmund would probably be kissed for finding such a valuable plant. After all, magical reagents are more valuable for alchemy than ordinary ones .

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Saeko, I adore you! Expect gifts from me!

Sweet slime: Why? It's just some grass I found

The others were also interested in reading this dialogue.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Because it's a magic herb, and I live in a dying world, and magic is becoming less and less every year. Well, I'm like Fullbringer to you I can say that this herb is good for treating various injuries. In other words, it is a healing plant. I have already started growing it in 10 different conditions. When I find the optimal way of growing, I will share it with you.

Saeko was glad that she had helped her new friend, even if not as much as she could have.

Sweet slime:I would be happy if you just came to talk to me in person. It's just that right now, I have no one to talk to except the chat and my skill. Live communication is welcome.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Okay, as soon as I have accumulated enough points for a two-way trip, I will go to you. But what about the others? Apparently Alabama has already received my package.

Advocate of gender equality: Got some kind of sexy tonic.

The wet dream of a pedobir:: I sent him Viagra, since apparently he doesn't have a girlfriend, maybe this way he'll have some incentive to go outside and touch some grass. Oh, and I also got a cute little pencil case.

Best Rape Target: Obtained Esdeath's World Map .

Cute Slime: I got ... It 's hard to tell by touch, but it looks like some kind of bag like those chips.

Illogical Exhibitionist: Got the first volume of JoJo . Don't know what it is, but thanks.

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: I still haven't received the packages. Apparently Alabama isn't listening.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: We shouldn't jump to conclusions. She might be injured now. I thought about it the same way when my arm and leg were torn off in the fight with Yhwach, and I lost two liters of blood. Saeko , if it's not too much trouble, could you use your skill to create a potion from that herb and send it to Alabama? I'm not sure if it will help her if her soul was damaged, but in that case, I'll be helping. I know Kaido well .

Sweet Slime: No problem, then you better visit Alabama first. I can wait if necessary.

Zig looked at his score, which showed a proud dozen.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: And just so we can all be sure that what's happening in the chat is real, Esdeath , what would you like to receive? I can send you the blueprints for the fire weapon if you want. I still plan to visit everyone in the chat at least once to make sure of your safety and your situation.

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: Apparently we don't have that yet... Firearms . It would be nice to get the plans.

Gender Equality Advocate: So she's in the Middle Ages? Wouldn't it be better to send her something simpler, like a musket or a revolver?

This comment couldn't help but anger Esdeath . The other soldiers subconsciously began to avoid her office.

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: What don't you like about me getting good blueprints?

And naturally, Sieg couldn't help but know Esdeath's character . Any general in her place would have done the same, but Esdeath herself was a little crazy, which only worsened the situation as a whole.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!: Esdeath, calm down, Kazuma gave good advice. The thing is that modern weapons in my world are very technologically advanced and have high requirements for the materials from which they will be produced, otherwise they will simply explode in your hands, I'm just not sure that your empire will be able to pull off something like that. In my world, countries had to improve their entire manufacturing to a qualitatively new level, after which they completely switched from manual labor to automation of production. To make it clearer to you, when one person makes 1 part per day, a machine can make 20 in an hour. And only at this level did a leap in firearms occur.

Esdeath moderated her ardor, because although she was uncompromising by nature, she did not deny reality and had a head on her shoulders.

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: Okay, I understand that simpler models would be a better option to supply the army. How long will it take you to ship?

Kazuma didn't know, but for some reason he felt like he dodged a bullet. Considering that he was talking to Esdeath right now … He wasn't going to have anything to do with her anymore.

EXTRA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE !: About 20 minutes everything . It's not that hard to find a firearm in my house, since my father loves hunting. It's not hard to copy a revolver and a shotgun with alchemy. It's harder to find and print the blueprints ... But you'll still have to assign people to analyze the weapon. At least for normal further production, we can have different units of measurement.

Sadistic Dominatrix #1: Thank you in advance.

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Gender Equality Supporter: As for the rest, we are already sure that the chat is real. What are we going to do next? While everyone was talking, I glanced at the store itself. I want to ask the others, don't you think it's a bit... Unbalanced? Weird? ... Why is Slime more expensive as a race than Mage? Zig is the only Mage we have , right?