NOVEL NEXT Chapter 71: Slip up!
Chapter 71: Slip up!
*Celia’s POV*
The dungeon tour started off really well, and continued as such. I just now realized, but by some magic bullshit, the painted sky ceiling that I added, now moves, and really just acts like a real sky. It even has a day and night cycle as well…
The Goblins have their own town now, so even though I did not plan on it, I am actually a queen at the moment… Cool, I guess? I just… I feel like I added just a few things, and then the next time I come back here, a hundred random other amazing things were added without me having to do anything at all…
Yona: “Your imagination truly knows no bounds, Celia.” She said with a warm tone.
Celia: “Maybe, but most of the changes, were just ones the dungeon did by itself.” I reply with a shrug.
Amelie: “That isn’t accurate.” She said.
Celia: “What do you mean?” I ask with a head tilt.
Amelie: “The dungeon doesn’t change on its own. Even without that useful skill of yours, whatever small desire that you want to be built in this dungeon, it will be made.” She explained.
Yona: “That’s right, although, like with that big Goblin, most people don’t change their dungeons this rapidly.” She said with a giggle.
Celia: “…”
Ah, so it was all my fault then? Well, I did always have a good imagination… Oh, somewhere along the way, Ria showed up once more. From what I’ve seen so far, Ria hasn’t explored my dungeon that much.
As for right now, we’re currently at the weapon manufacturing area of my dungeon. Though, rather than manufacturing, it is more of a prototype room. Ria, once she entered the room, she was absolutely shocked at what she saw.
Ria: “Celia… this wouldn’t be a firearm, would it?” She asked with an unsure tone.
Celia: “That it is. Well, it is only just a prototype of one.” I answer.
Ria: “Celia… you underestimate how good your imagination is… This is a fully functioning firearm…” She said with a grim tone.
What!? No way in hell! I asked Ria to give me the gun so that I could examine it. Breaking it apart, no, it didn’t actually function at all. It was just the bare bones parts of a handgun. It didn’t even have a firing pin…
Celia: “Ria, this handgun doesn’t function. Please don’t scare me like that.” I say with a sigh.
Ria: “Sorry… I guess that I got too excited.” She said with an embarrassed tone and expression.
Holyshit!… A blushing Ria is not only rare, but absolutely intoxicating! To think that I was able to make a Goddess that has lived for over a few hundred thousand years blush, is something that I will forever be proud of! Ah, what a wonderful day this is!
Celia: “I think that it will still take a few years before I can actually make real firearms.” I say with a giggle.
Ria: “Would you care to shoot firearms with me at that time? It has been so long since I’ve shot one.” She asked with an excited tone.
Celia: “I haven’t either, and I would love that!” I say with a smile.
Yona: “Um… We are both a little lost here.” She said with a confused tone.
Amelie: “Even I am confused...” She said with a sigh.
Celia: “Ah, I am just making some weapons from my time.” I said with a proud tone.
Yona: “What kind of weapons?” She asked with a curious tone.
Ria: “The kind that was one step away from basically stopping all wars from that time period.” She said with a serious tone.
Does she mean nukes? Well, I guess that most of the wars didn’t happen because of it. But wars did still happen, just small scale ones. I guess she isn’t wrong about it…
While I was thinking about this complex topic, Amelie asked me a question, and due to me being distracted by my own thoughts, I answered it honestly.
Amelie: “Celia, when did you get so close to Ria?” She asked with a curious tone.
Celia: “Hm? Ah, well, she marked me, and she also plans to make me one of her lovers when I reach around a thousand years of age.” I reply with a nonchalant tone, and then went back to thinking about complex topics like war.
Ria: “…”
Yona: “…”
Amelie: “…”
Ria: “Ladies, I shall be taking my leave for now.” She said with a bow, before vanishing.
Amelie: “I trusted you to Celia, and then you fucking seduce her!?” She yells at a person who isn’t even in the room anymore.
Yona: “Shall Celia live with me from now on?” She asked with a serious tone.
Amelie: “No… Celia just has to stay with the maids, they should protect her from Ria.” She said with a sigh.
Celia: “All of the maids are basically succubus’s, and are all Ria’s minions.” I say with a nonchalant tone once again, as I am still lost in thought.
Yona: “…”
Amelie: “…”
Wait… Did I really just say all of that out loud? Oops!? I am so sorry Ria! Fuck… I gotta somehow salvage this situation…
Celia: “I don’t understand why you two are so upset about it. Ria treats me well, and hasn’t done anything sexual to me at all. Nor have the maids.” I say with a confident tone.
Wait… Didn’t she let me touch her breasts?… Ah, that was for a test! Either way, that isn’t something that I should inform my two mothers of…
Amelie: “I think that I should stay with you for a while.” She said with a stern tone.
Celia: “I don’t mind, it is your house, you know.” I reply with a shrug.
Yona: “Amelie, if I didn’t have things to do, I would so take custody of Celia.” She said with a serious tone.
Amelie: “I’m sorry. I’ll take a more active role in Celia’s life.” She said with a remorseful tone.
Celia: “Hey, you do know that I am almost forty years old, right? I appreciate you two caring about me, but I am already an adult.” I say with a slightly annoyed tone.
Amelia: “Sorry… We keep forgetting that.” She said with an even more remorseful tone.
Yona: “Well, to be fair, I haven’t ever been a parent, and I’d bet highly that Amelie hasn’t either.” She said with a giggle.
Celia: “That seems to be the case. Like I said, I do appreciate it, but I am an adult that can make my own decisions.” I say while giving them both hugs.
After that, I continued with the rest of the tour, making sure to completely, and absolutely avoid the sex dungeon part of my… uh… dungeon. They both were super surprised by my Kercha tree farm.
Yona asked about what I was going to do with the Mana Crystals, and the Kercha logs, Amelie was also interested. I just said that we planned to make a deal with the queen of Evaclearian, so that we can protect each kingdom together.
Yona and Amelie gave me a knowing glance, but didn’t follow up on why they did it… Pushing that to the side, I showed them the rest of the dungeon, which took around an entire hour to do. Amelie decided to come back with me, while Yona went off to do whatever she needed to work on.
Once I was back home, I just went straight to bed, as I was super tired after all of today’s events. Ah, I wonder if Amelie is chewing out Ria right now? If she is doing that, it is 100% not my fault at all!…