Campus Extreme Madman

Master 3 always said that if you are not arrogant enough and go down the mountain, sooner or later, you will still be bullied and lose face.

The four masters even said that if you are not shameless enough, not romantic, and want to lose face, then go down the mountain, and you can’t get even a beautiful woman, how can I make you make up for my regrets when I was young? .

And the master, with a golden mask all day long, is always cold, without any emotion! In order to train you, he does not hesitate to do anything cruel. A year ago, a total of four people came, and one year later, only one Ximenyu was left; the other three, during training, were all killed by Master Master training! , Ximenyu still has scars on his body. Therefore, the master is a master training machine without emotion.

"Ximenyu, are you ready?" Ximenyu's four masters asked. Today is the day to evaluate the subject of "shameless and shameless". I hope you can come up with a level that satisfies me. With your present, you have never passed I am afraid that you will not be able to go down the mountain for ten years! . Alright, I'm going to start the exam! "

"Four Masters, please say it!" Ximen Yu was terrified and wondered whether Master Four would have a difficult problem.

"The first question, if you saw a very beautiful woman on the road!, what kind of mental activities would you have?" Four Masters asked.

Ximenyu replied: "I will think, wow, what a beautiful girl! Her boyfriend is so happy!"

"Okay, this question has zero points!" Master 4 said.

"Why?" Ximen Yu asked puzzled.

"Want to know the correct answer? Okay, let me tell you!"

Master 4 plucked his beard and said, "You should think of ‘what a beautiful girl, I don’t know if it’s still a place’. If it’s still a place, I have to find a way to help her break it up.”

When Ximenyu felt a chill, an old man said such a silver swing, making him embarrassed to tell others that I knew him.

"Do you know where you are wrong now?" Four Masters taught! , The tone of a teacher.

"Got it!" Ximen Yu bowed his head in response.

"Well, the second question now!, listen!"

"The second question! It was the scene just now. What did you do when you saw the beautiful woman?" Master Four asked.

Ximenyu replied: "I will go up to say hello to her!"

"How to say hello? Specifically?"

"I will go up and say, hey!, hello, my name is Ximenyu, I want to know you!"

"This question has zero points!"

"Why?" Ximen Yu said depressed.

"The correct answer is: you should go up, kiss her on the face quickly, and say ‘Miss, you have a mosquito on your face’”

Ximen Yu wondered: "What is the relationship between having mosquitoes and kissing her?"

"It's okay! There are mosquitoes on your face. When you kissed them, you drove them away!"

"Isn't this a rogue! What if he slapped me?"

"Then you say, ‘thank you for helping me fight mosquitoes!”

Ximen Yu was ashamed! This is fine, but the answer of Master Four is really shameless! .

"Now you have two consecutive questions with zero points, the third question, please listen to the question!: If you have a girlfriend, one day, when you go to your girlfriend's house, suddenly find that your girlfriend's mother is very beautiful, but your girlfriend does not Father!, what kind of mental activity do you have?"