Bleach System Within Bleach

Ok Ok ok i really can't comment on this WHY the hell a sub-quest likes this pops up out of thin air...

System: Host Has Already Set Her As A Target Of Marriage And Prosper Therefore A Tiny Bit Of Help To Always Know Her Deeds... For Example, Taking A Bath....

Sora started crying inside him SYSTEM I love you-you're the best... and he got no answer back... returning to his reality now he went and sat down in the opposite side of Urahara and was waiting for him to finish before they started talking.... after a while Urahara looked at Sora and said to him shocking him to the core...

Urahara: "Welcome Kurosaki Ichigo or should i say Xiaolan Sora??"

Sora: "Hoh would you be so kind as to tell me how you figured me out??"

Urahara: "It was simple actually when you were born and spend days here you had a certain maturity about you and did things untold of your age....."

Sora: "Can You go faster i don't have all my day you know"

Urahara: "Gugugu cough, cough well if you insist... 10 years ago on your awakening you knew perfectly well what you will be facing but even so you went and ask for it..... that was point 1"

Sora: "Then i guess point 2 will be my 2 names and then point 3 will be a totally different behaviour up till today right??"

Urahara: "Are you really that short on time that you're shortening your time much further..."

Sora: "You can say that... next point will be....??? xmmm"

Urahara cat : "Will be every single word you said when we fought..."

She jumped from the ground into Urahara's hat while speaking and sat there...

Sora: "WIll you please get down from there i'll give you a gift.... and i have no memory of back then, after all, i was going through hollowfication...."

Yoruichi cat: "Oh Jealous are you what do you want to swing my cute little paw??"

Sora: "You can swing anything you want when we're alone..... but are you sure you don't want my gift i went a lot of pain to create these Fishies.....??"

As Sora said that he took out a small bottle with pills costing him 50 Soul Points while the irony was he heard he got 1 freaking EXP..... and just when he opened it a sweet like aroma went in her little nose where you could see her starting to get drooled...

He completely ignored the poor cat with shining eyes and continue to speak with Urahara...

Sora: "Is there anything else?? I still have a few Hams to be cooked and be refined for my little girl.."

Urahara: "Huhffffff what i would like to know is who's Ichigo and who are you...."

Sora: "Finally to the point well i've probably told you when i went berserk i occupied Ichigo's body before he was born albeit barely formed his soul then i was born but when i awaken my powers all souls residing in this body clashed.... then Ichigo somehow became my Zanpakuto while my soul was drained resulting what you have figured....."

When he finished and saw Urahara in deep thought a black flash appeared in front of Sora scratching his hands for those sweet like pills that made her nose and appetite go crazy....

Yoruichi cat: "Niaou Niaou Niaou grrrrrrrr niiaaaaaaaaaa grrr"

Urahara tried his best after so much thinking not to laugh while Sora was speechless about her behaviour Tessai, on the other hand, has spams on his face... Sora asked the System what kind of fish it was that created the pill and the answer he got almost made him faint...

System: A Certain Type Of Fish That Male Cats Give To Their Beloved Female Cat When In Heat!!!!!!