Bleach: Inconceivable Existence!

"Shunko!" That was the word that pretty much spelled my doom.

Suddenly the Shinigami that I had practically punted to a wall ripped herself free from it with enormous white energy washing off of her whole body and making the air around us vibrate.

Put those together with the murderous glare she was sending me and I was starting to think that maybe I shouldn't have messed with her as much as I had.

On the other hand, fighting her was basically the most fun I ever had and I was ready to throw down with anything she could throw at me.

*BAM*

Which was about the moment when her foot landed on my chest and punted me through a wall. "The Ryōka is over here!" And heard the shouts of countless Shinigamis running towards my direction.

"One thing after another." I muttered to myself as I rubbed the back of my head, where blood was seeping out, and threw myself over to the side in order to avoid the next hit from Soifon. "You captains are really scary." I tried to joke around a bit but the captain of the second squad wasn't responding anymore, she only seemed focused on hitting me. Had I teased her a bit too much?

…nah. "By the way, that backless outfit is doing wonders on you. Especially with the way it reveals the sides of your thighs and highlights your ass!"

"RAAGH!" Okay, now I had teased her a bit too much. As evidenced by the spear hand strike covered in spiritual pressure that was about to go through my face. Leaving me with one choice.

"Shinra Tensei." I whispered out and Soifon immediately flew away as an invisible force slammed into her, sending her through three walls.

Heh, it hadn't been three hours since we had arrived in Seireitei and I already had to use my gravity powers. If things kept escalating at this rate, I likely would have to bring out Rika too.

"What... was that?" The captain gritted out as she came back from the rubble, looking harried but ready to throw down.

"My apologies. I forgot to tell you but before coming to Soul Society, I went to a magic wizard for help and the wizard cast 'Begonus Thotus' on me. Three guesses on what it does." I said with a smirk and then held arm up in order to block her kick, both my Blut and Hierro on max in order to keep the damage to a minimum.

"You lot invade Soul Society and think that you can just joke around like that?!"

"In my defense, I seem to be doing it rather well." I said before blowing a raspberry in her face

"Gah!" Making her scream and scrunch her face up as some of the spit got into her eyes and then...

*BANG*

"AHHH!" I materialized my gun and shot her in the kneecap. Then I throw a spartan kick in her face as she went down, sending her away with a sickening crunch as my foot met her nose.

"I would say you should have seen this coming, but I guess I haven't introduced myself." I said with a smile as I looked down at her. "Cain Walter, Quincy extraordinaire." I said the last word with a fancy French accent, though I wasn't sure if a Shinigami would know French; or that France existed. How did the souls that were not a part of Japan work with the whole Balance of Souls bullshit anyway?

My small internal conundrum about the possible ignorance of Shinigamis and the existential crisis of every nation that was not Japan was cut short as I had to jump away moments before a huge pillar of ice crashed into where I had been.

"Sneak attack aren't the most honorable way of starting things you know?!" I yelled with a smirk as I got back up from my crouching position. "I thought you Shinigamis were obsessed with that whole honor shtick."

"Soifon, can you move?" And was ignored by the user of the sneak attack, who stood before me in his white haired fun sized glory; Hitsugaya Toshiro.

"Yes, I can." And Soifon was up too, having wrapped bandages around the knee I had shot, but the way she was limping mean that she was obviously far from her best. A fact that her fellow captain seemed to have noticed too, going by the grimace on his face. "Let's deal with him." Not that such things were going to stop Soifon, who had just pushed one of her nostrils closed and blew the blood in her nose with one strong oomph.

"Two captains against the little old me seems rather unfair." I taunted with a smirk before taking a crouching position. "But this seems like a good opportunity. Let me show you Shinigami scum the secret technique my line of Quincys have perfected in the last thousand years!" I declared as I positioned my palms like a kung-fu master, with one over my head and one by my waist, making both captains tense.

"It's name is..." And then I turned around and sprinted down the alley and turned right. "Running away(Nigerundayo), Smokey!"

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