Bleach: Inconceivable Existence!

"Why the hell are you guys just standing there?!" The bald Shinigami yelled with a pissed off expression as he pointed towards them with his sheathed sword. "You were supposed to get ready for the fight while I was doing my lucky dance! Why are you just standing there like that?!"

"Why did you just started dancing anyway?!" Tatsuki exploded with a yell and could feel Ishida nodding from behind her. They were in Soul Society in order to kick ass and save their friend, not in order to watch bad dancing. Though Orihime seemed to have enjoyed the preference but she also ate a whole loaf of bread with strawberry jam and sardines in it in school so her sense of enjoyment was weird anyway.

"Obviously so that I can show the universe my appreciation for giving me such luck finding Ryokas! Why else would I be…"

"Ikkaku, you are wasting time." The other Shinigami, that had feathers attached to his right eyelash and eyebrow, said with a sigh as he poked the bald Shinigami's shoulder. "Finding Ryoka won't mean anything if you waste time and let others gather around here, we can't enjoy the fight if that happens after all." The tone and the way he worded it sounded very eloquent but Tatsuki's eyebrow twitched as she realized that the other guy seemed to be a bastard too, just one that was more eloquent.

"Whatever, which one of us is getting which one anyway?"

"I believe the brutish lady who was willing to enter a shouting match would be perfect for you." The twink, who had the gall to call her 'brutish', said with a shrug before looking intensely at Ishida. "I on the other hand would be very glad to take on the one with glasses, I intend to beat the identity of the one who did that fabulous cape out of him."

"I made this cape myself." Ishida declared with a prideful scowl as he pushed his glasses up and it took all of Tatsuki's will to not make fun of him for it. Not that Tatsuki had any problems with boys knitting or sewing, she just wanted to make Ishida suffer. She may have mostly forgiven him for the whole 'Hollow Bait' incident but that didn't mean she wasn't going to passively make him suffer.

"Then I must take you prisoner and have you make me one cause that is fabulous." For instance, she would later on make fun of him for blushing under the praise of some 'lowly' Shinigami.

"Don't care, we both got our opponents. So you girl!" The bald Shinigami yelled as he pointed at Orihime, making Tatsuki tense up in order to intercept any attack the man might send her way. "We're gonna start fighting so make sure you don't get caught up in the crossfire." But she didn't had to.

"Not exactly what I expected." She said with a raised eyebrow and Ishida nodded from her side while both Shinigamis smirked at them.

"What, you thought we were gonna try to take advantage of the one non fighter with you? Take her hostage or something?" The effeminate Shinigami asked with a chuckle while the bald one laughed far more loudly.

"Fuck that. That kind of shit just dirties the fight, if we're gonna walk away from here with victory then we will do it because we were stronger; not because of some cheap tricks." He said with a bloodthirsty smirk on his face and a glint in his eyes.

Tatsuki finally understood what the people before her were. She had seen their types many times in karate tournaments and among the delinquents that would go after Ichigo, though none to the degree of the two before her. They were...

"Battle maniacs."

"Practically our whole division." The effeminate Shinigami said with a nod and a smile. "The Eleventh squad is where they put wild battle lovers like us so that we can be out of sight out of mind for the more 'civilized' members of Gotei." He said with a chuckle before drawing his blade, prompting the bald Shinigami to do so as well before they pointed their blades at Tatuski and Ishida.

"Eleventh squad, third seat, Madarame Ikkaku."

"Eleventh squad, fifth seat, Ayasegawa Yumichika." They introduced themselves.

"...Quincy, Ishida Uryū." Bespectacled young man declared as a bow materialized in his hand.

"Arisawa Tatsuki." And Tatsuki grew into her dragonoid form, right before Ikkaku jumped high and slashed downwards towards her with a manic grin while Yumichika dashed towards Ishida.

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"I think we did alright."

"We have been running from a horde of Shinigami for the last hour and our hostage plan backfired spectacularly." Ganju denied Ichigo's claim with a glare before pointing at the result of their hostage plan, which was a small Shinigami that seemed to have forgotten that he was kidnapped by them and was drawing a map for the place where the Shinigami they were trying to save was. Cause he was apparently the guy who had been cleaning her cell and ended up befriending her. What kind of drama novel bullshit was his life.

"Everything that ends well is well." The orange haired Shinigami declared with a huff before getting up. "Let's go, if we stay in one place we'll just end up getting surrounded again." He said with a scowl before turning around, just in time to not see Ganju flinch.

It was rather hard not to with how much this punk-ass Shinigami reminded him of Kaien. His brother who had been betrayed and murdered by his fellow Shinigami. Yet this one that had barged into his home with some others in order to get help save someone was practically the spitting image of Kaien. Hell, if he had been just a bit taller and had dark hair instead of orange Ganju and his sister likely would have had heart attacks thinking their brother had returned from the dead. He couldn't help but wonder why Ichigo resembled his brother so much.

It didn't matter. It was probably just a weird coincidence anyway.

...right?

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