chapter 95
95 – Battle of Gods (2)
It wasn’t until 8:00 in the morning that Gonzaemon and I hurriedly got ready for training again.
Me and Gonzaemon’s cheeks and necks were marked with kiss marks that could not be ignored.
Gonzaemon seemed to have confirmed their love to the fullest with Asuna-san.
“Ahhhhh!! You’ve been delayed for three hours due to personal circumstances!! But from now on, it’s a real special training!”
Gonzaemon said clearly.
“Ohh!! Of course!! Master!!”
I immediately nodded and said.
“First of all… There is only one technique I will teach you before the battle.
Saying so, Gonzaemon brought a huge log.
“Now. The basics of Ilseom are known. Sensing the breath of an inanimate object, aiming at its weak point and cutting it. That is the basic. It is not breaking with force. Ilseom is aiming for breath and cutting cleanly.”
Said Gonzaemon.
“If you master the sword, you can cut down steel. Let’s start by cutting down this tree.”
Said Gonzaemon.
“I see. What.”
I heard the wooden sword right away.
To be honest, Ilseom has already caught on to some extent.
I cut off the armor of the guy who was immune to physical damage during the last bloody battle with Purple Doll. Cutting the tree was simple.
When I sparred with Kana Saito, I even broke my wooden sword with paper.
In a word, the basics were in place.
“Whoa…!!”
I took a deep breath.
Along with the effect of slowing down the time for a moment, I felt the breathing of the log. The log was fine, but vibrating. The vibrations were creating cracks in the logs.
Without hesitation, I swung the sword right away.
Take care-!!
The moment the wooden sword struck the log, the log shattered into pieces.
“Okay!!!”
I took a victory pose right away.
Are you watching? Purple? Thanks to you, I have become so strong…
“………..”
Gonzaemon just stared at me with his eyes wide open.
“Hey… Master?”
I tilted my head at Gonzaemon.
“Oh, what did you do?”
A panicked sound escaped from Gonzaemon’s mouth.
Ah… That’s right. You’ve never shown it properly in front of Gonzaemon. Because of the information gap, Gonzaemon seemed terribly embarrassed.
———
After that, Gonzaemon brought a bunch of logs as if he was doing a test.
Where did you get those logs in large quantities? That was questionable, but I decided to focus on training first.
Take care-!! Awesome-!! Buzz-!
I used one strike in turn to smash the logs.
Only then did Gonzaemon come to a conclusion.
“That… It seems that the basic skills of Ilseom have been properly grasped.”
Gonzaemon cleared his throat and had no choice but to admit it.
“Yes!! Master!! Somehow I learned it!”
I immediately nodded and said.
“I expected it to take three days to learn the basics… But this, time has been shortened. I need to redefine my training plan.”
Said Gonzaemon.
“For now, put on the hood.”
Gonzaemon seemed to be thinking about the schedule, then made me put on a hogu.
“Huh? All of a sudden?”
I asked Gonzaemon.
“Dalian during break time. That’s the original schedule. By the way…”
Gonzaemon put on a hood and glared at me with cold eyes.
“Let’s hit Junnae for now.”
Gonzaemon only said one thing.
Somehow… It seemed that he had ill feelings toward me for arbitrarily increasing his harem. Okay. There is no way. Because Gonzaemon is a daughter.
If you’re feeling better after beating me… Let’s fight against each other a few times. With that in mind, I picked up the shinai.
Pereouk-!!! Bukkake-! Puck-!!!
Then, I was beaten with a Mechakucha.
“You’ve become stronger than last time!! Can you stop this?!! Then how about this?!”
Quaaagh-!!
My body flew to the other side with Gonzaemon’s clean waist slap.
“One more time!!!!”
Gonzaemon ran again, aiming for his waist tenaciously.
“Looks like you’ll get hit twice!!!”
Still, with the ability to learn, I tried to step back right away.
However, there was no effect of increasing the distance behind.
Clearly, we increased our distance…But the distance between me and Gonzaemon hasn’t gone far.
Yes. Just as I was closing the distance, Gonzaemon was also closing the distance.
“Shibaaal!! Paradox of the Red Queen!!!!”
Sensing defeat, I let out a mournful scream right away.
“Wrist!!!!”
Gonzaemon immediately swung his shinai and hit my wrists.
Although he was protected by wrist protectors, the shock could not be completely offset. The pain that almost rips off my palms was directed towards my hand.
——–
After that, I was beaten by Gonzaemon for a while.
“Whoa…”
Maybe it was because he relieved his stress by hitting me. Gonzaemon put on a relieved expression.
Then…Isn’t sparring over now? I looked at Gonzaemon with such anticipation.
However, the next hitter appeared.
“Uhuhuh. Hogura. It’s been a while since I’ve worn it.”
Asuna-san held up a bamboo sword while wearing a hukou.
“Oh, Asuna-san?”
I looked at Asuna.
“Shota. Can you sparring with me?”
Asuna said with a smile.
“Uh… Beating the future mother-in-law is a bit…”
I was a bit reluctant about that.
“Shouta, aren’t you underestimating me?”
Suddenly, an overwhelming force of spirit erupted from Asuna-san. It was almost like Gonzaemon.
“No matter how hard it is, you can still beat Shota?”
Asuna said with a smile.
“Well, then… Let’s go!”
I immediately ran towards Asuna.
“Eh!
I immediately headed towards Asuna, closed her distance, and tried to blow her head off.
Whoo-!!
However, my bamboo sword cut through the air in vain.
“……?!”
Could it be that Asuna suddenly used teleportation? I felt such a stupid idea. Or use transparency.
However, that was not the case. Asuna just burrowed into my side at a speed that my body vision couldn’t keep up with.
“His waist!!!!!”
Asuna immediately struck her back.
Quaaagh-!!!
The waist slap neatly hit me directly.
Hogu’s chest armor is said to be hard, but a tremendous shock was delivered to me.
No. It wasn’t just a shock.
“This….. f*ck…!!!”
Creepy-!!!
I spontaneously spit out of my mouth. The impact of the sword strike passed through the armor and hit me directly at the waist. It seemed that something like a wave came out of the sword attack. It felt like the waves passed through the armor and stirred up my intestines.
Damn it… What kind of six kingdoms is this? What kind of skills…!
Cheolpuduk-!!
Right after that, my consciousness went dark.
After a while, I came to my senses.
“Shota. Are you okay?!”
Umi seemed to have taken off my hukou by hand.
“Oh my… I’m sorry. Shota. I’m so excited to hold the sword after a long time…”
Asuna-san said in an apologetic tone.
“hahahahaha! My wife doesn’t know self-control!!”
Gonzaemon chuckled.
“Seriously…Don’t be too harsh on our mother and father. I really hate mom and dad!”
Umi puffed out her cheeks and wiped my sweat with her own hands.
“Shota. Here…Eat an ionic drink.”
Umi laughed and poured me an ion drink.
Something…Umi looked pretty like never before. Umi also had a similar idea, and honey was flowing in her eyes as she handed it to me.
After drinking the ionic beverage, Umi also lightly drank the ionic beverage. However, I didn’t swallow it. I had the ion drink in my mouth.
I knew right away what Umi was trying to do. Really… Umi is a genius?
Umi and I just kissed. Umi fed the ion drink through mouth and mouth. This is a real dichotomy.
Brother Bernard… Are you watching? Humans can become… Ants.
Chueup Chueup
After kissing for a while, Umi fell.
“I’d like to do more… But we shouldn’t interfere with Seo-Bang’s training.”
Umi wiggled and touched my finger as if she was in a hurry.
“Let’s relax later. Huh?”
I comforted Umi by kissing her on the forehead.
Perhaps he has lost his wit. That fact made his love with Umi more special.
——–
Anyway, since the break was over, I went back into training mode.
“Did you see Asuna’s technique?”
Said Gonzaemon.
“Ah… Is it moving really fast?”
I nodded and said.
“That is also an application of Ilseom.”
Gonzaemon immediately started selling drugs.
“………?”
That was an unexpected sound. It’s because it’s not a setting in the game. In the game, Ilseom was nothing more than a physical system ignoring technique.
“The basis of Ilseom is breath. Breath contains power. All living things are based on breath. The strength of breath is the strength of living beings.”
It was Gonzaemon who suddenly started shouting bullsh*t.
However, since the root is chewy, I was able to get past the unscientific sound to some extent. Okay. While reading Dragon Bull from a young age, he became accustomed to unscientific bullsh*t. The absurd setting is cool, and the taste of mulberry is enough. That’s the floor If you make a mistake there, you are an amateur.
“It is also possible to dope by temporarily infusing the body with breath. It is possible to temporarily become stronger. That is the technique Asuna used.”
With those words, Gonzaemon took a deep breath.
Pooh-woo-!!!!
At that moment, something unbelievable happened. The muscles in Gonzaemon’s body suddenly swelled. It was a bonus that steam erupted from all over his body.
aaah-!!!!
In the blink of an eye, Gonzaemon disappeared before my eyes. It was almost at the speed of teleportation.
“It’s not easy to temporarily achieve this speed.”
Standing behind me, Gonzaemon said with a triumphant expression.
“The so-called…Kiryu Second!!!!!”
Gonzaemon shouted loudly as his body gushed out steam.
“No… Master. That naming is plagiarism.”
I immediately took a bet. It was immediately apparent that he was influenced by the technique of a famous cartoon.
“My husband…Does he like boys’ cartoons. I asked him to change his name, but he won’t listen.”
Asuna said in a troubled tone.
“I intend to teach you Kiryu Second from now on.”
With Gonzaemon saying that, he steadfastly continued the naming he had decided on.
Naming aside… It was a useful skill.
“Thank you!! Master!!!”
I exclaimed immediately.
“Yes!!! That’s the attitude!!”
Gonzaemon chuckled and nodded his head.