Are You Crazy? You’re Telling Me This Is a Fugitive TV Show?

“Ding, congratulations Host on completing the task with an S rating!”

“Congratulations Host on earning a random reward of a God-level skill.”

“Congratulations Host on earning the God-level wingsuit flying skill.”

“Ding, congratulations Host on amassing a total of 343,500 shock points.”

Stepping out from the construction site, Wang Yun heard the system’s voice in his mind, prompting a faint smile to grace his lips.

“The God-level skill from the random reward seems useless,” Wang Yun mumbled to himself, shaking his head.

The recent extreme parkour run yielded him 343,500 shock points, a satisfying harvest indeed. Rather than spending it hastily, he decided to save it for emergencies.

After discarding his chewing gum into a trash bin, Wang Yun promptly hailed a taxi and made his departure. It was time to relocate.

Aimlessly, he swapped taxis five times consecutively. Each time he disembarked, he ensured it was a secluded location with no surveillance. After securing that he wouldn’t be detected shortly, an apparently bored Wang Yun managed to procure a map of the city’s southern district, Nancheng.

As time quickly advanced into the evening, he dined at a local restaurant. A thoughtful expression was displayed on his face as he pondered over his lodging options. The inability to use his identity card posed a significant challenge.

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“Hahaha, it’s nighttime now, the most amusing part is about to begin.”

“I simply adore observing the fugitives’ nocturnal life, it’s incredibly intriguing!”

“I recall in the previous season, one fugitive chose a secluded spot for rest, only to be pursued by wild dogs for several miles.”

The Skynet Operation’s first day of live broadcast advanced into the evening.

The audience’s enthusiasm did not wane during the night. On the contrary, it escalated, as the nocturnal hours proved to be some of the most entertaining.

“Alright, everyone, it’s time for a breather. The surveillance duties will be temporarily handed over to the elite officers of each team.” In the command center room, Jiang Youshan, upon checking the time, relayed this to the other team leaders.

During the Skynet Operation, it was impossible for the five team leaders to maintain a 24-hour watch. At night, elite officers from each team would carry out scouting and apprehension missions. This mirrored reality closely, as even police shifts include night duties.

“It’s not too bad, I managed to apprehend two in the afternoon, not lagging behind you all too much.” Zhang Xingchen stood up, a trace of a smile on his face.

“Jiang Youshan is truly commendable, apprehending five fugitives in just a single day, such a rich experience,” Hong Feng rose, speaking with a smile.

Jiang Youshan just smiled and shook his head. “It’s merely the first day.”

After exchanging a few words, they exited the command center room.

“Alright, now it’s just Goddess Liu Qingqing, myself, and a few staff members here. As per tradition, now is the time we derive our amusement from the hardships of the fugitives.”

At this juncture, Shen Hao and Liu Qingqing stood up, smiling broadly as they addressed the camera.

“Today, our five team leaders have performed exceptionally. Out of fifty fugitives, twenty were directly apprehended, and thirty remain at large. Although they managed to evade capture during daylight, the remaining fugitives will face a challenging night. Let’s give everyone a glimpse into the fugitives’ nocturnal lives,” Liu Qingqing chuckled, pointing towards the screen.

“Exactly, dear viewers, after witnessing this, you’ll truly appreciate the merits of being law-abiding citizens. Let’s commence with the fugitive with the lowest number.” Shen Hao said jovially, as the screen transitioned to focus on the third fugitive who was yet to be apprehended.

In the live broadcast, a grimy-faced young man huddled inside what looked like an ATM booth.

“Look at this guy, settling into a ‘luxury suite’, huh? Not too shabby. But why is his face so filthy? Isn’t that a bit extreme?”

“Brother Shen Hao, this is the inside of an ATM booth, it’s monitored. He’s probably smeared his face to evade detection by the chief inspectors.”

Shen Hao and Liu Qingqing bantered back and forth.

Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but burst into laughter upon witnessing this scene.

“Haha, a ‘luxury suite,’ really?”

“I’m laughing so hard. He’s even smeared mud on his face to avoid detection!”

“This is just too pitiful, haha!”

This segment was deliberately arranged by the production team. It not only showcased the grim nightlife of the fugitives but also served as a warning to others. Commit a crime, and you might end up sleeping in places like this.

“Alright, next up, what’s this guy up to? Sleeping in the subway with a bowl in front of him?”

“Brother Shen Hao, this fugitive is smart, he’s multitasking. Sleeping and begging. That’s a big brain move.”

As the next fugitive scene appeared, Shen Hao and Liu Qingqing continued their commentary.

“Genius, absolute genius. Managing both sleep and begging simultaneously.”

“Did you guys notice? There’s actually two yuan in his little bowl, haha, I’m laughing to death.”

The viewers watching the livestream nearly sprayed their drinks, laughing at the sight of this cunning fugitive.

“Hahaha, and there’s this brother, munching on crunchy noodles. Buddy, at least spring for some instant noodles, right? Shouldn’t you at least add a piece of ham to it?”

The audience was doubled over in laughter as the sorry plight of one fugitive after another was rapidly broadcast, with Shen Hao, the king of comedy, providing non-stop commentary.

After almost twenty fugitives, Shen Hao, too, was wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. He waved his hand and said, “On to the next one.”

The very next second, a new scene popped up.

“Welcome to the Emperor’s Clubhouse Bath.”

However, as soon as the scene transitioned, a beautiful woman’s voice came through. In the opulent bath center on the screen, a dozen beauties were bowing, and a figure slowly walked forward.

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