Are You Addicted?

At seven o’clock in the evening, guests invited to the wedding began to enter. This is a pillarless crystal banquet hall close to two thousand square meters and ten meters high, which can accommodate more than one thousand people. In addition to the huge bridesmaids and groomsmen groups and each other’s friends and relatives, there are also some unsolicited members of the society. Most of these people have business cooperation with Gu Hai, and there are representatives of beneficiaries who donate lamps in the past To express gratitude and blessings.

The wedding venue is beautifully decorated, the stage is in the center, and the guest seats are surrounded by radiation, creating a complete atmosphere.

Yang Meng arrived at the banquet hall in the afternoon. He and the two staff members sitting next to him were the red envelope statisticians of the wedding. With the increase in the number of guests, the workload began to increase, Yang Meng was responsible for the inventory, and the person next to it was responsible for recording. Because the amount of gift money is huge, it needs to be stored in a row of safes. When the safe is full, the soldiers will **** it and replace it with another batch.

“Zhang Xiaomei, 1688 yuan.”

“Su Hui, 2888 yuan.”

“Zhang Cheng, 18,888 yuan.”

From the moment Yang Meng started counting, to now, the red banknotes slipping away from him are countless, ranging from one or two thousand to as many as 100,000. Even an ordinary company employee, in such a place, can’t get a few thousand dollars. Yang Meng took out all the money at the bottom of the box, but only made it up. He was ashamed of his old classmate, so he automatically requested to work here.

Yan Yajing and Zhe Zhe came together. Yang Meng saw Zhe Zhe and laughed and laughed.

“Sister, are you here?”

“I knew it was you who was responsible for counting, so I exchanged it for a dollar bill.”

Said that Yang Meng passed a card, “Swipe 131400.”

“My sister, you are so proud! You have the highest amount so far.”

Yan Yajing’s turn, and the latter also took out a card, “Swipe 131401.”

Yan Zhe gave Yan Yajing a glance silently.

Soon, especially under the **** of a bodyguard, Yang Meng was busy counting the red envelopes of others, not seeing especially coming towards him until a voice sounded in his ear, “521521.”

Yang Meng said without raising his head, “Are you afraid to steal such a bank card password?”

“This is a free gift.”

Hearing the astonishing amount and familiar voice, Yang Mengyan raised his head, and his particularly cool face appeared in front of him.

Your uncle’s … Yang Meng said secretly, with so much, do you intentionally greet me?

“It’s worthy of being old-fashioned, it’s really interesting!” While complimenting, he lost an extra zero on the credit card machine and handed it to the front of him.

Especially with a faint smile, “I got a red envelope when I got married, and it was unlucky to swipe my card. I brought cash.”

Yang Meng’s face was instantly shrouded in haze.

“Please troubleshoot it!”

Yang Meng found four or five people to count money with himself, and returned after counting the money. When he saw a person went to the VIP table without courtesy, Yang Meng immediately chased after him.

“Are you polite?” He asked bluntly.

As soon as Zhou Lingyun spoke, Yang Meng felt a strong momentum.

“No.”

Yang Meng immediately said, “No food is not allowed!”

Zhou Lingyun hasn’t said anything yet. Liu Chong never came far away. He first saluted Zhou Lingyun, and then pulled Yang Meng to the side.

“Leaders also have to be courteous!” Yang Meng just couldn’t see others don’t give money.

Liu Chong also said, “He is courteous, but he is not courteous, but fireworks and salute are worth at least a hundred thousand.”

Yang Meng suddenly remembered the salutes that he saw when he came in the afternoon.

Zhou Lingyun walked towards Yang Meng, “Need me to check with you” gifts “?”

“No … no need …”

Yang Meng quickly found a pile of money and went in.

At eight o’clock in the evening, the banquet hall was full, and the wedding ceremony officially began.

The dark lights in the audience, the band played an exciting sound, the chasing screen flashed across the audience, a full one-minute light show, magnificent, dizzying. Immediately afterwards, two handsome smiling faces appeared on the high-definition large screen, and warm applause rang out from the guests.

The music gradually became softer, and the lights became more and more blurred, and a love documentary belonging to two people began to appear on the big screen.

From acquaintance to familiarity with each other to life and death, from reunion to torture to reunion, although only a short period of 20 minutes, every guest present can feel that infatuation and affection.

The music sounded at the end and the lights lit up again. The handsome and handsome wedding couple appeared on the central stage.

There was once again warm applause at the scene.

“Dear guests and friends, thank you for coming to the wedding of Mr. Bai Luoyin and Mr. Gu Hai. Today, we have 1,314 people gathered here to witness their love for life.” sound.

“Below, two grooms are invited to make their grand debut.”

Gu Yang took a few steps to the side, the stage in the middle began to rise slowly, and a beautiful car appeared in the sight of everyone. Immediately afterwards, the car suddenly exploded without anyone’s defense, and the guest seat suddenly exclaimed.

However, the pieces quickly fell from the sky, turned into glittering candy, and fell into the hands of each guest.

The two grooms made their debut.

Gu Yang almost came up with an earscraper. Since this link is designed, why not tell me? Gu Yang took a sip of powder and her hair exploded.

Gu Hai grabbed the microphone in Gu Yang ’s hands, and Langsheng and the guests said: “Our link was called Nirvana again. Although we passed the car accident, this car accident also brought us a new life. Here I want to thank me My cousin, Mr. Gu Yang! Hey, brother, why are you so excited about this virtue? “

Gu Yangyin’s gaze slanted Gu Hai, you are definitely intentional!

The wedding went on.

“Everyone looks at the groom on my left. It’s really a man to look at! Don’t look at him with an abominable face, and he’s not as good as this face! It’s a collection of many ‘merits’, There are both treacherous merchants and gangsters; there are both fools who are careless and ill-mannered. The greatest pleasure in this life is to wear a green hat on his head and imagine his wife is a broken shoe … “

“Look again at the groom on my right, this person is an elite among scammers, and often uses two tofu brain eyes to cover up the true body of the diamond. He is also a film emperor among ordinary people, and often shapes some good people, inspirational The small officer, the unsmiling little leader … The greatest joy of this person is to brainwash people, no matter how tenacious you are, he will force you to submit. “

There was a coquettish laughter at the guests. These people thought that Gu Yang was so humorous that he would mobilize the atmosphere. In fact, they were all talking heartily! !!

“Below, there are witnesses to speak.”

The light hit Zhou Lingyun’s face, he exchanged a look with Gu Yang, and then the words came true.

“Mr. Gu Hai, you are willing to cook Mr. Bai Luoyin for a lifetime, wash clothes for a lifetime, warm the bed for a lifetime, be beaten and kicked from time to time, and apologize to the other party if you are aggrieved. A big bucket of vinegar and vinegar, can you let the air be cruel?

Gu Hai said without thinking, “I do.”

Bai Hanqi on the family seat slightly hooked his lips.

Zhou Lingyun’s eyes turned to white heroin.

“Mr. Bai Luoyin, you are willing to let Mr. Gu Hai live for a lifetime, and eat and drink Lasa are subject to his control. He is often inexplicably splashed with vinegar, occasionally kicked by a dirty donkey hoof, and accompanied by drunk He committed two. Was he silly with him when he was impulsive? “

Bai Luoyin hesitated for a few seconds. After Gu Hai’s nervous gaze came over, the corner of his mouth raised a chuckle.

“I do.”

There was an imperceptible smile on Gu Weiting’s face.

Zhou Lingyun’s gaze swept across the faces of the four parents and more than 1,000 guests before the announcement.

“From today, Mr. Bai Luoyin and Mr. Gu Hai are officially married. Let us accept the two men who truly love each other with the most forgiving heart, and let them love each other in our blessing.”

After that, it won applause.

Both mother’s eyes were red.

“Below, please ask the two new couples to pay tribute to your great parents, thank them for their parenting grace for more than two decades, and thank them for their great tolerance and selfless love.”

Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai stepped down and walked towards the four parents.

Gu Yangyin looked at Zhou Lingyun with a face, “Did you take the word as fart?”

“I changed my mind temporarily.”

“Why didn’t you tell me to change your mind in advance? Why did you change your mind and wink?”

Zhou Lingyun’s expression was taken for granted, “I wink you by telling you that I changed my mind.”

Gu Yang, “… Zhou Lingyun, we are not finished!”

Respectfully respected the parents for the tea, happily received the lipstick package, and the two grooms returned to the stage.

“Please tell the most beautiful part of the other person.”

Gu Hai took the microphone first, and when Bai Luoyin was upset, he suddenly heard Gu Hai say a word.

“hand.”

Bai Luoyin looked down at his scarred hand, and his heart was suddenly filled with some emotion.

He took the microphone and said aloud, “All.”

The applause and the warmth permeated the entire ballroom.

“Let’s start your declaration of love, and everyone will say what they want to say to the other party.”

Gu Hai was full of thoughts, but he couldn’t think of a word that could express all emotions.

After a long time, it was Berloin who spoke first.

“I love you.”

As soon as this sentence was spoken, the whole banquet room was boiling.

Gu Hai suddenly turned her back to Bai Luoyin and covered her face with her hands …

Gu Yang reminded him, “It’s your turn.”

Gu Hai didn’t say a word.

Gu Yang leaned over and saw a tear falling from Gu Hai’s fingers.

At this moment, Gu Yang couldn’t tell what it was like.

He gave Gu Hai a kick and instructed, “Look at you, this uninteresting one, hurry up and wait for you to speak!”

Gu Haihu nodded his face and turned around, showing a mellow smile.

“I love you.”

“Kiss, kiss, kiss …”

In cheers, thin lips intertwined, fingers intertwined.

From then on we will join hands for a lifetime.

[After thinking about it for a long time, I think it is best to finish from here. If you want to see the part of the troubled room, you can open two chapters in Fanwaili. When it’s over, the diving friends come out to take a bubble! 】

A House Beyond the Sky with Joy

The dinner was over, and it was time for the cave.

Zhou Lingyun, Gu Yang, Yang Meng, in particular, Liu Chong, Zhuo Zhe, Yan Yajing … and others followed Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin to their new house, that is, the small nest of the year, which has been renovated. They are going to spend an extraordinary night here.

Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin came out of the elevator and took the key to open the door, but found that the door could not be opened. When Bai Luoyin’s face changed, he hurried to Gu Hai and said, “Quickly, find a stick and come out. Our door was moved by them.”

Gu Hai touched from his body for a long time, and finally found an ear-digging spoon and handed it to white heroin.

Bai Luoyin kept digging the lock core with an ear-digging spoon. Gu Hai saw that the number of elevators behind him kept rising, so he urged beside him, “Quick, they have reached the fifth floor, eight It’s ten, ten … “

The number jumped to eighteen, Bloyne’s wrist twisted, and the door finally opened.

At the same time, a noise came from the elevator behind.

Seven people rushed out together.

Bai Luoyin and Gu Haimeng stunned into the room and quickly closed the door. Unfortunately, the seven people were crowded into the door. The door was closed by a small gap, and a large gap was pushed out by a force outside the door. Beloin and Gu Hai desperately defended their wedding room, and the seven people outside spared no effort to break in.

Fighting between two and seven people, the results are conceivable.

Six men and a woman broke into the two’s den with a smile, and the troubled room officially began.

Soon, Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai were chopped down to just two underpants, waiting naked for the departure of seven people. Bai Luoyin is okay. He has no enmity with Yang You and Yang Meng. The worst thing is Gu Hai. Everyone in the family has a relationship with him. They are struggling to recover it.

“Ahem …” Zhou Lingyun motioned to the big guy to be quiet. “Let’s follow the order we discussed in advance. The first link is the spirit of the heart. The specific rules are read by Liu Chong for everyone.”

There was applause.

Beloin and Gu Hai threw together a contemptuous look.

Liu Chong read clearly: “Small tricks for the army to steal mobile phones … uh …” I felt wrong. I immediately put the slip back into my trouser pocket and looked at Zhou Lingyun with a panic. “… I took the wrong slip.” Then he hurriedly flipped through another note.

Zhou Lingyun said with a calm face, “Go back and use your so-called tricks to find ten mobile phones in the soldiers’ dormitory. You can buy a few of them at your own expense. In short, get me ten.”

Liu Chong nodded crying.

Yang Meng stole music, especially in charge of video recording. As soon as the lens was opened, Yang Meng’s gloating face was captured. He decided to go back and make this video of the noisy room into an album. The cover used Yang Meng’s expression to vividly reflect the wretched mentality of the seven of them.

“The rules in this link are like this. We will write idioms on the question board, and one person will make a guess. If you guess correctly, you will use a cigarette **** to burn a hole in your underwear. Then we will insert the cigarette **** in the flower. In the basin, the person to be punished must be blindfolded, and another person instructed him to use his underwear to touch the cigarette butt. A hole must be burned to be effective. “

Beloine protested, “This will definitely burn the meat.”

“If your heart has a rhinoceros, his heart will tell you which side to move to, and how big to move it, and it will definitely not be hot to you. If you get burned, it will prove that the two of you are not in good agreement.” Gu Yang aside Easier said than done.

Gu Hai encouraged Bai Luoyin, “Rest assured, even if the answer is wrong, I will not let you burn your ass, let alone we must answer well.”

After that, he asked his supervisor Yan Yajing, “Is there a time limit?”

“Not yet.” Yan Yajing said.

Beloin frowned. “What isn’t there yet?”

The recorder spoke erratically, “We will remind you when it expires.”

Zhou Lingyun announced the official start of the game.

The first idiom, Beroin gestured, Gu Hai guessed.

“Three people must have my teacher.”

This simple … Bai Luoyin thought secretly, he first pulled Gu Hai to his side, and then pulled Zhou Lingyun, dragging them both for a while. Then he clenched his fists to Zhou Lingyun, bowed his eyes to Gu Hai, and Gu Hai looked confused. Later, Bai Luoyin let Gu Hai clenched his hands and gave Zhou Lingyun a bow.

Gu Hai suddenly realized.

“Two dragons play with pigs (beads)!”

After answering the question, Gu Hai also thought that he was hooking his lips, as if to show how high his IQ was, even the idioms of the homonym were guessed. But when he looked back at the answer, everyone in the room burst out laughing, especially the camera in his hand kept shaking, and Yang Meng almost laughed out of appendicitis. Even though Gu Yang, who does not like to laugh very much, couldn’t hold himself up at the moment, he poked Gu Hai’s chest muscles with a big hand and praised with a smile, “You are so talented!”

Zhou Lingyun’s face was almost green.

Liu Chong reminded with a smile, “Head, according to the rules, you will provide cigarette butts.”

Zhou Lingyun immediately took out a large cigar and lit it into a flowerpot.

You are really my teacher … Beroin thought secretly.

After the blindfolds were blindfolded, Gu Hai walked towards the flowerpot. He took a push-up style and removed the cigarette butts through the abdomen. Because his arm has a strong control, he can pinch his fingers well and not burn his skin.

According to the idea of ​​taking care of the sea, he wanted to burn the side of the waist. This kind of place is harmless and is the best choice.

Beloin began to carefully command Gu Hai beside him.

“Front, then front … move a little to the left, yes, your hands can support the ground, slowly move down, now you are only one centimeter away from the cigarette **** …” Beloxin was sweating, ” You can try to move a little bit and feel the heat? Yes, that position is the cigarette butt, be careful … be careful … “

With the tacit cooperation of the husband and the husband, the cigarette **** successfully landed on the edge of Gu Hai’s panties. He flickered away, his actions were quite crisp and beautiful, and I saw a hole in the edge of the panties, leaving the skin intact.

Gu Hai stood up with a sense of accomplishment, unbuttoned the blindfold with his hands, and at the same time, his lower body was cold.

“Hahahaha …”

A few guys laughed wildly.

Yan Yajing quickly turned her face.

Our talented Gu Hai, he broke the elastic band of the underwear and lost the elasticity. The top edge of the underwear was loosened instantly, and the underwear quickly fell under the heel.

“Quickly grab his underwear!” Gu Yangyin shouted with a smile.

Bai Luoyin rushed over and brought up Gu Hai’s underwear at first, and then rushed over to three or four men, rushing to drag Gu Hai’s underwear. Bai Luo was holding on to Gu Hai’s underwear and letting go. The wild wolf fought fiercely with a few satyrs, yelling, “Do you have no birds? Why should you watch him?”

“I have never seen such a big one.” Yang Meng hehe smiled.

Gu Hai’s underpants were torn by others, with an unscrupulous smile on his face. People laughed at him, and he smiled at white heroin. The first time I saw Bai Luoyin protecting him in such an anxiety, I was so happy. Marriage is not the same, I know it is a family, and I know how to protect my husband.

Noisy for a while, Gu Hai pinned the underwear with a pin, and started the next question.

This question was sketched by Gu Hai and guessed by Bai Luoyin.

“The land is vast …”

How difficult it is to express an idiom. It would be a bit difficult to describe such an idiom simply by using body language.

“Can you?” Gu Yang said, “If not, just prepare a cigarette butt!”

Beloin gave Gu Hai an encouraging look. You have to believe in our tacit understanding. No matter how obscure gestures, I can understand what you are talking about.

So Gu Hai put Bai Luoyin’s hand on Xiao Haizi, then took his hand down, shook his head to say no.

For a moment, Beroin meditated, his eyes brightened.

“Brother, please.”

As soon as this statement came out, Gu Hai grabbed Bai Luoyin, you really are my heart and soul, and Nyima understands me! !! !!

Everyone was shocked. Is this all right?

Bai Luoyin survived, and Gu Hai guessed his turn again.

“Nonsense …”

With a silent thought in his heart, he misinterpreted the inertia of the two, and finally turned his attention to Yang Meng, who had been calling for the big bird, and walked with a wicked smile.

Before Yang Meng understood it, Bai Luoyin pressed Gu Hai’s hand on Yang Meng’s crotch.

“No chicken talk!” Gu Hai answered immediately.

Yang Meng froze in an instant.

Then there was a burst of laughter, especially the cameras hit the ground, too funny Nima! !!

Yang Meng’s cheeks were about to explode. Who said I had no chicken? My chicken is just hidden! Really want to stretch out, absolutely scare you! Speaking of which, I have to mention Yang Meng’s pride. When he was young, the birds of all boys were the same size. They often stood in a row, urinating farther than anyone else. Yang Meng always urinates in front of everyone. Since that time, he has always felt that his bird is the most powerful bird in the world.

Beloin and Gu Hai clapped high hands to express a happy cooperation.

The next idiom, it was Berloin’s turn to guess.

“The husband sings with the wife.”

Gu Hai thought for a while, and dragged Zhe Zhe and Yan Yajing.

First, the cheeks of the rutches were choked by hand, and the rutted mouth was deformed, making an unclear voice. Then she pinched Yan Yajing’s cheeks and hugged her mouth, forcing her to whine.

According to normal thinking, seeing this scene, Beroin should be able to guess eight or nine.

The point is that his thinking has been distorted by Gu Kedai.

The husband sang along with this idiom in Bai Luoyin’s mind, and then twisted into an evil version.

“Chickens talk to ducks!”

With a bang, the water in Gu Yang’s mouth spurted out.

This idiom is too disgusting to guess!

There was another mad laugh in the room.

Zhe directly took out a pipe.

Fanwai’s happy scene in the cave (two) our second child has power!

This time, Beloin took a zam-step to touch the cigarette butts, because his legs were more powerful, so it was easier to control the coordination of the body. As the body moved down, Gu Hai’s spirit became more and more tense. He constantly warned Bai Luoyin to move slowly and slowly. As a result, he moved more than three minutes, and Bai Luoyin was three or four centimeters away from the pipe. .

“Can you hurry up?” Furiously urging a cigarette butt.

Bai Luoyin’s hot spot is at the bottom of the egg. Gu Hai is really afraid of something unexpected. This will cause the flaw of the most intact skin of the film, which is equivalent to taking a piece of meat! Just thinking, Beroin has been looking for a heat source by physical sensation, less than one centimeter from the cigarette butt.

Gu Hai’s eyes were about to stare out. “Slow … slower …”

Beloin moved almost millimeters by millimeters. Finally, his underwear had touched the pipe, and the hot smoke made him agitated. His heart was in place for a moment, then bounced quickly, and an artistic hole was burned on the panties. Yang Meng’s heart also kept dangling. The glass of water in his hand didn’t know how much to spill. Now seeing that Bai Luoyin was okay, he started to go to the middle. As a result, the shoes slipped on the water instantly.

The whole man threw himself on the heroin.

Bai Luoyin sat on the pipe with a butt!

Uh …

The scent of roasted house queen permeated the whole room.

Gu Hai was horrified, and rushed in front of Bai Luoyin. He first slid Yang Meng pressed on him, and then hurriedly pulled Bai Luoyin, looking at his underwear for the first time. Oh my god! Originally a small hole, now it became a big hole, the meat inside was burnt, and a little cumin powder was really edible.

Gu Haiyu Yang Meng, “What are you looking at?”

In particular, quickly put down the camera and ran over to make a siege. “It’s okay, this cigarette **** is specially made, except for a little hotness, it doesn’t damage the skin.”

“Then I’ll give you a try!” Gu Hai said, and stretched out his pipe toward the special.

Especially dragged Yang Meng to run together.

Bai Luoyin tried to reach into the hole, touched the hard skin, and tore it off, he found a gel-like substance like dogskin plaster. The pasty smell should just come out of this thing, in fact his There is nothing on the skin.

“Doesn’t it hurt?” Gu Hai asked with distress.

Bai Luoyin rubbed his hands, “It’s okay, it’s exciting just after the hot one.”

Liu Chongting complained more truthfully, in particular, “Why did you vulture the cigarette butts out? They knew the secret, and punishment would have no effect.”

Especially without saying a word, picked up a cigarette **** and poked at Liu Chong’s brain door.

Liu Chongzhen snorted.

“Effective?” Asked in particular.

Liu Chong rubbed his head, “Yes … Yes …”

The tense atmosphere in the room eased, and the guessing game continued.

Gu Hai guessed it again.

“Look at it.”

Beloin thought about it, and soon replaced it with “forget to wear it,” so he picked up the clothes next to him, and looked like he was going to wear them. Later, when Gu Hai didn’t respond, he put down his clothes again, and covered his bare body with his hands, which reflected a state of no clothes, and then picked up his clothes again.

Gu Hai raised a corner of his lips, “Rejection is welcome!”

The people in the room immediately began to applaud, grabbing the cigarette butts in the past. Because it is known that the cigarette **** will not burn the skin, this time Gu Hai directly picked an insignificant part of the underwear and quickly went up. After a severe pain, there was another hole in the underwear.

The next idiom, “Brake with static.”

Gu Hai suddenly flashed a wicked thought in his head. He pushed Bai Luoyin on the back of the sofa, and poked at the hips of Bai Luoyin’s hips with his plump flesh. His indecent body language immediately attracted whistles sound.

“Why is this? We have to go to battle with guns before we leave?” A wicked smile spread out of his mouth.

Liu Chong also took the opportunity to coax, “If you perform a section, even if you answer the question correctly.”

Gu Hai ignored them and asked Bai Luoyin directly, “Did you guess?”

This group of people did not see what the idiom had to do with their actions.

Although Beroin did not want to speak, in order to avoid being scalded, he replied tentatively, “use eyelashes to make holes?”

As soon as this idiom was spoken, everyone immediately bunkered. After a long time, the house exploded, and they all admired the five bodies. Jinnima is a genius among the hooligans! Every word can be related to the yellow matter, it is really a curse to not let them perform.

The leader who has been silent, Zhou Lingyun, said, “Don’t make any noise, let them explain, how exactly is this eyelashes made?”

A word provokes evil laughter.

Only Yan Ya covered her face shyly, “Dwarf oil … what are you guys doing! Why did you let them speak? Can’t you just give a demonstration?”

In a word, I awakened the dreamer, six men and one woman swarmed up, and instigated the two new couples, “Hurry up! Hurry up! If we don’t perform, we have to go to the chimney! Don’t rely on us if we are burned to death! ! “

Gu Hai slammed Bai Luoyin underneath, and did not dare to beg Bailai, for fear of moving, Xiao Haizi was about to slap out.

Bai Luoyinjun flushed, immediately got up and pressed Gu Hai on the sofa, and bumped a few times behind him.

The atmosphere in the room was about to explode, and a group of men coaxed, “Get off, get off!”

Gu Hai immediately replied, “It’s almost there, don’t endlessly, our children are thin-skinned.” He stopped using two big hands to cover the hot cheeks of Beroin.

The guessing game continues, despite the tacit understanding of the two, it is inevitable that there will be a miss. After fifty idioms were guessed, the underwear was so hot that all eyes were out, and the hairs had come out. Fortunately, the key area has not been baptized with cigarette butts and is still covered by a few rags, even if it is a thrilling escape.

Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai hit a fist to express a happy cooperation.

It’s cold-laugh, clear your throat, “According to statistics, you two have timed out for a total of fifty minutes. According to the rules, each of us seven should burn your body with a cigarette **** fifty times.”

Gu Hai stared immediately. “Did you just say that overtime reminds us?”

Wrong hands, “Did I remind you?”

Liu Chong shook his fist. “Comrades, rush! Revenge for revenge, revenge for revenge. After this village, there is no such shop.”

The poor young couple was surrounded by everyone in this way, screaming and scorching hot, not angry or rebellious. The picture of the troubled house was a jubilation, which was unlucky. So if you have tears, you have to swallow your smile with a smile. Who makes so many wicked things?

The end result was that Gu Hai’s underwear was completely scalded into a fishnet, leaving a few threads tied there. Beroin was not much stronger than him. The only piece of cloth left was Gu Hai’s hand protection, and the back of his hand was blackened.

“I want to know who made this bad idea?” Beloin glanced at the seven people who were gloating.

Liu Chong replied, “I have already read the specific division of labor just now. I don’t know who is the planner.”

Beloin and Gu Hai exchanged a look and began to exclude each other. Especially the cameraman, Zhou Lingyun is the organizer, Liu Chong is the executor, Yan Yajing and Zhuo Zhe are the supervisors. Gu Yang and Yang Meng are left, and they both set their sights on Gu Yang.

Gu Yang raised an eyebrow arrogantly, “Don’t look at me, I’m just a lively one.”

Is it … the two turned their attention to Yang Meng’s face again, and Yang Meng smiled humbly, “In fact, I also imitate the tricks of others, plus a little personal creativity …”

Beloin grinds his teeth immediately. “You’ve refined it so much in your life, but Nima is useless!”

Yang Meng hehe laughed twice.

The troubled room continued, and the second game called our second child has power! As soon as you heard the name, you guessed it. The specific rule is that one solid is tied to one butt, the other’s second child is caught by a hard object, and then the solid is poked hard, and if you pass it, you will pass. In the process of poking, the party applying force kept asking, did you go in? If you do n’t go in, the stressed party keeps shouting, and her husband is trembling! If you go in, call your husband you are awesome!

I used to play on ordinary couples. They were a sponge and a banana. Just insert the banana into the hole in the middle of the sponge and insert it. However, considering the strong physical strength of Gu Hai and Beroin, the sponges and bananas were too flexing, so they changed to a solid rubber and iron cover.

After discussing the two, they decided to come together, all of them armed front and rear. When the time comes, adjust the position. Whoever is strong will be the force.

But the problem arises. In order to trap the second child with a hard thing, the second child must be hardened first, and he must be in front of everyone. Faced with the fierce eyes of fourteen thieves, the average person is tough! But Gu Hai and Beroin are not ordinary people.

Gu Hai put his hand on Bai Luoyin’s waist, and tickled it a few times. The small things under Bai Luoyin immediately started to look up, and everyone was stunned.

This is too powerful, right? Is there a switch on Beroin’s waist? Immediate response …

Gu Hai scorned everyone with a sense of accomplishment. Do you still want to take the opportunity to watch a performance?甭 Dreaming! No need at all! Every part of him is mine, and I react wherever I go!

These people thought that Gu Hai was energetic, but in the end Bai Luoyin was even more god. He didn’t touch Gu Hai with his hands, but just got a word in his ear, and Gu Hai immediately struck up the sky. Not so fast!

To this day, Gu Yang has to admit that the two are really a match made in heaven.

Fun outside the cave house (3) Chicken flying eggs

Regarding who came first, the two still took the traditional approach-stone scissors cloth.

Facts have proved that Gu Hai is indeed not an opponent of **** when it comes to boxing. Other people’s strokes rely on luck. Bai Luoyin’s strokes take psychological tactics. As long as he looks at Gu Hai before the strokes, he can basically guess what he has come up with.

So the role of the prospective groom was played by Beroin, and the role of the false bride was naturally Gu Hai.

Gu Hai obediently posed in a ninety degree position against the wall. Bai Luoyin stood behind him, took out a small armed factor, and began his conquest.

As soon as I hit it, there was a roar of noise around.

Bai Luoyin took a look and found that the thing tied behind Gu Hai was not hard to touch, but it was not easy to pierce. I don’t know what material it is made of. The elasticity is quite strong. When it hits, it takes a lot of force to pry open a hole. As a result, it returns to its original state within a second after it is retracted. It needs the same force to pry open again.

Therefore, to successfully get in, you need not only strength, but also speed.

After finding the trick, Bai Luoyin began a mighty offensive. With each hit, the best man group next to him roared, and Lei turned over Yan Yajing who was standing aside. Leaving aside the limited level of this picture, let’s just say that the man who made her secretly love for five years is sometimes controlled by others.

“You forgot to slogan.” Yang Meng reminded.

Bai Luoyin stopped sweating profusely, turned to look at Yang Meng, “What slogan?”

Especially the quiet reminder behind the camera, “Just that … what … what went in …”

Bai Luoyin suddenly realized that he was armed again, and the area that he had captured just now was blocked. Beloin is going crazy. What does this stuff do? How can the words of kung fu be glued so tightly?

In desperation, Beroin had to start over.

There was another powerful waist swing. This time, Bai Luoyin kept the rules in mind and asked Gu Hai from time to time: “Did you go in?”

Fortunately, Gu Haiyao’s poles are strong. If he changed someone else, he would have been hit against the wall. He wanted to remind Beroin that your way is not right, it is physically exhausting and has no effect. You have to find a trick! Of course, Gu Hai couldn’t say such things. He really wanted to let Bai Luoyin know, and the only area he could take advantage of was lost.

Therefore, Gu Hai could only say, “Fuck!”

Unexpectedly, Liu Chong, who has always been rigorous, opened his mouth. “Two words are in front of you.”

“Yes, make up those two words!”

So, on weekdays, the majestic Gu Hai, who was stunned by all sentient beings, had to open his thin lips lightly under the pressure of the eyes of seven people, and said, “Husband … stubbornly.

Bai Luoyin sang a vocal sound, his former achievements were completely abandoned, and afterwards he violently pulled his own brain. You are so unproductive? He called you a husband, you are so beautiful?

“Would you like to change another person?” Zhe shaved her nose with her hand. “I think you’re stingy!”

Beloin immediately turned black. “Will you try it?”

If you can make a crack, I will serve you!

It’s really not ambiguous. “Try it.”

As a result, as soon as he walked behind Gu Hai, Bai Luoyin realized what he was doing, and immediately set aside the rut, “Why did you try it? What happened to you? Almost got into your pawn!”

Then he fought harder, this time with even greater strength, and Gu Hai’s waist was shocked. Her husband was shouting hard, but in fact he was saying, you still have a little time! Don’t flash your waist!

After more than twenty minutes, Beloin finally lost.

This time replaced Gu Guhai.

The crowd held their breaths and stared at Gu Hai. They didn’t know the gossip from any source. It is said that Gu Hai’s effort was quite strong. The game here is to prove whether the rumor is true.

The posture that Gu Hai played on, announced his control over the government.

With reference to Gu Hai’s previous posture, Bai Luoyin put his hands against the wall, his waist was slightly raised, and his round hips were exposed to everyone’s sight. Gu Hai needs almost no preparation. He didn’t take this as a game at all. As long as he thought about it, he could pierce this thing into the body of Beroin, and Gu Hai was full of energy.

Powerful waist vibrations, loud impact sounds are getting denser, connecting from a few scattered points into a line, or even a face. Gu Hai’s technique is much better than that of heroin. He struck back and forth, opened the bow from side to side, and had a degree of depth… Since he invaded the gelatinous solid, he did not retreat, and went deeper.

Even the mighty Zhou Lingyun, who can’t help but sigh at this moment, is young.

Zhu Ru glanced aside, Yan Yajing admiring dumbly.

A slight cough, “Are you sorry?”

Yan Yajing returned to God and asked subconsciously, “What do you regret?”

She said, “I regret that I didn’t give him any medicine at first! Even if he can’t get him, he will be worthy of your virginity for such a moment with a man like this.”

The word virgin is very bitter.

The eyes of all the people swarmed in, and looked at Yan Yajing with the eyes of the national treasure, big sister, are you a virgin? Why didn’t I see it at all!

Yan Yajing’s blush was like a big persimmon ripened after the autumn.

In particular, he muttered to himself while recording, “I finally figured out who they were up and who was down.”

Yang Meng came together, with a gossip face facing in particular.

“Did you see it?”

In particular, he vacated half of his face and faced Yang Meng, “You haven’t seen it so clearly?”

Before Yang Meng spoke, Liu Chong dragged him over.

“What are you talking about?”

Yang Meng slanted a scornful look, and then whispered to Liu Chong and said, “He just bragged with me just now, and said that he can see who is up and down with Bai Luoying and Gu Hai.”

Liu Chong was shocked. “Is that what you see?”

Yang Meng slaps, “Look, I’m right, right? I can’t see it at all!”

Especially with a crooked shoulder, I almost turned to the ground with the camera.

Gu Hai has already successfully pierced a large hole and started to head towards the **** of Beroin. As the result, the gel is more tightly solidified, even though the front end of the iron holster worn by Er Hai is pointed. Can’t hold it so sandwiched. Gu Hai was reminded to slogan, Gu Hai almost forgot about it.

Immediately asked: “Did you go in?”

Bai Luoyin replied hard, and said, “Husband … stubbornly …”

As soon as these five words escaped, Gu Hai lived instantly, his eyes were shining with sapphire eyes, two big hands hugging Bai Luoyin’s waist burst into blue tendons, and two powerful long legs were like The solid machine gun bracket, the stick above it is a real machine gun, and the rate of fire and power are first-rate.

There was a whimper of applause in the room, and Gu Hai’s **** side face was full of charm.

Seeing that it was about to be broken, there was a thin layer of gelatin. Gu Hai deliberately showed a lack of physical strength, sweating heavily, snoring and panting, and asked intermittently: “Did you go in? … Did you go in?”

In order to quickly get through this link and cheer up Gu Hai, Bai Luoyin can only keep saying, “My husband is very hard.”

Every time he heard it, Gu Hai’s body was instantly full of energy, causing everyone to applaud.

It’s so cool! Gu Hai had neglected the pain of slamming into a hard object, and his head was filled with words from Bai Luoyin.

If every time he was in bed, he could be so hot and sloppy, how good it would be to say such things without being forced by others.

Imagination was imagining, and when I heard a pop, the solid glue was punctured.

In particular, the hand holding the camera shook a bit, and couldn’t help sighing, “This product is too strong.”

Yang Meng was kind of unconvinced. “Is that stuff hard? I felt very soft when I squeezed it.”

Gu Yang took a spare from the side and threw it to Yang Meng. Yang Meng tried it with an iron cover. When it was too late to stop him, Yang Meng slammed so hard that he heard the rooster croaking. The same hissing sound, the blood on Yang Meng’s face was drained, and he fell to the ground unconscious.

After a while, everyone awakened Yang Meng who was in shock.

The third game is even worse, with the name “Chicken Flying Egg Beat”. The rule is that the second child on one side is tied with two kicks, the twister is made quite long, and the other hand is sprayed with glue on the back of the hand, and the glue quickly sticks to the skin after it dries. After the game starts, one twister is lit, and the other one can only extinguish the twister by clearing the glue on the back of the handle. If the twister has burned to the end and the glue on the other side has not been cleaned, as the game name says …

The moral of this game is that only by removing all the extraneous thoughts, can we relieve the other half of the psychological crisis, and spend the cleanest mind and body to spend the next night in the cave.

It sounds pretty good, in fact, it is tossing people.

Dangerous tasks are performed by Gu Hai, and technical things are manipulated by white heroin.

“Start!”

Bai Luoyin watched the speed at which Mars was flowing, and found that within two minutes, Gu Hai was about to beat the chicken. He had to remove the glue from his hand within two minutes. The acetone could not be used. On the one hand, it was not available in the home. On the other hand, it took five to ten minutes. It was too late.

Seeing that Mars was stunned by a third, it was only now that Beroin showed his nervousness and concern for Xiao Haizi.

He came up with a method, grabbed the glue in Liu Chong’s hand, poured it on the place where the glue was sprayed, let the dried glue be dissolved again, and then quickly went to the house to wash his hands.

Unfortunately, he was one step late, and when he turned on the faucet, the glue was sticking again.

“Xunzi is half burned!” Zhe reminded wickedly inside.

Beloin poured glue and washed his hands again, this time fast, but not clean enough. The reminder sounded outside again. Beloxin was so anxious that he poured a lot of glue on his hands and started scrubbing frantically under the tap. Can you imagine a person washing his hands and splashing water and getting his hair wet? This sturdy move by Beroin sold his two attributes. One is the poor ability to take care of oneself, and the other is to love Xiao Haizi!

Finally, the glue on his hands was washed off, and Bai Luoyin rushed towards Gu Hai’s Majesty.

Less than ten centimeters from Xiao Haizi, Bai Luoyin stunned Nicole in a breathtaking manner.

Mars is splashing under the eyelids.

so close! Beloin patted her breast.

Then he found everyone in the room smiling, including Gu Hai.

It turned out that the two kicks tied by Gu Haiyi and the twisters on the ground were not connected at all.

Bai Luoyin went back to the kitchen fiercely, picked up a basin of water, and poured it on the people outside. It’s a pity that it is useless to toss around at this moment. Even if these people are so embarrassed, they can’t cover up the fact that the body of solo is soaked. His sturdy hand-washing action was deeply imprinted in everyone’s heart, and since then they have understood the dull man.

“Hahahaha …”

Enough smile, Gu Yang came to Bai Luoyin, holding the bottle of “glue” in his hand.

“In fact, this is not a glue, it is a gel for removing scars. It can be peeled off after one minute of application. This is a high-end skin care product produced by our company. It is effective for any scar. You can try to adjust your hands.” Said Finished in Beloin’s hand, “It’s my new wedding gift.”

Zhou Lingyun also came over and patted Bai Luoyin’s shoulder. “Seeing your performance, I can safely let you into the cave, hahaha …”

“Yeah, we have to go too!”

“I won’t delay you.”

“You two, take your time and do your business!”

Talking and laughing, all seven people were gone, and the noisy room was instantly quiet.

Fanwai joyfully makes the cave room (four) the night of the cave

The night was dark, and the moonlight outside the floor window sneaked into the house, and the mottled beautiful shadow was sprinkled on the floor of the wedding room.

All the lights in the room were turned off, leaving only a single colored candle. In this warm and dim candlelight, a pair of new people hid in a new quilt, and their fingers rushed on the keyboard.

“Have you figured it out?” Beroin probed over. “What’s the total gift money?”

Gu Hai took a closer look at the screen and said, “More than 30 million!”

“So much?” Beloin was shocked.

Gu Hai nodded, “Several people are very generous, such as our partner, my dad’s old friends, including especially. Although Li Shuo and Hu Zi didn’t come abroad, they also came with millions. , Others are probably thousands to tens of thousands … “

Bai Luoyin pondered for a moment, and said to the screen in front of him, “There are 18 tables for the banquet, a table is 9999 yuan, and the cost is about 1.2 million. The hotel staff’s red envelopes were issued more than 100,000, plus wedding room decoration The total cost of buying clothes, jewellery and wedding supplies is about 5 million, so we have made a net profit of more than 20 million. “

“Have you counted the cost of changing your parents?” Gu Hai reminded.

Beloin froze in his head, “Oh … let me forget, I haven’t opened the red envelope yet.”

Talking about getting out of bed quickly, taking Gu Weiting’s red envelope in his hand and taking a sneaky glance, first glanced, then grinned, and it seemed that he was very satisfied with the amount.

“How much?” Gu Hai moved his head curiously.

“Ten extra days of vacation,” said Bai Luoyin. “It should be my dad who helped me coordinate the fight within the organization.”

Gu Hai was in a turbulent mood, but his face was very disdainful. “Just a little reward, can he handle it?”

“This kind of thing is a kind of mind, and it can’t be measured by money.” Bai Luoyin asked Gu Hai again, “How much does my dad give you?”

“I won’t tell you.” Gu Hai was very mysterious.

Bai Luoyin pushed the computer to the side, and hurriedly hurled towards Gu Hai. He asked, “Hurry up, how much?”

Gu Hai stubbornly resisted for a long time before hiring, “My dad didn’t send me money, it was also a special intention.”

“What is it?”

“My dad won’t let me tell you.”

“Who is your dear?” Bai Luoyin used Gu Hai’s two points on his chest as screws, which irritated Gu Haizhen.

“Kiss you, kiss you …” Gao Rao said, “My dad’s red envelope is written like this. I, in the name of the father of Beroin, gave Com Gu Gu the following rights: 1. Beroin You must change your name to Gu Hai as your husband, calling at least 10 times a day; Second, Beloin can no longer commit domestic violence against Gu Hai. She must use her strength to serve her husband with all her heart; three … “

Before Gu Hai finished speaking, he was lifted three centimeters at two points on his chest and twisted three bends. Unwilling to show weakness, Gu Hai stretched his hand towards Bai Luoyin’s waist, scratching the thorns badly. The two soon started a “fight” on the bed.

“Okay … no more trouble …” Gu Hai stabilized Bai Luoyin. “Let’s go wash and go to bed after washing.”

“Aren’t we showered?”

“Did you touch the computer again? Wash your hands and face again.”

Beloin was troublesome, and his big head couldn’t move. “Go wash it, I’ll just go to sleep.”

“No!” Gu Hai resolutely opposed, “I didn’t pursue it before, now I’m your husband, I have the right to control you. Get up! Mali!”

Bai Luoyin opened his eyes and saw Gu Dashuai standing in front of him with a brave face, with a serious look as if he was the master of the house. Can not help but have a good time, Gu Hai black face and bluffingly dragged into the bathroom.

“I’ll wash it myself!” Said Beloin.

Gu Hai knocked down Bai Luoyin’s hand, squeezed some facial cleanser, and smeared Bai Luoyin’s face. The two stood face to face. Gu Hai patiently and carefully spread the cleansing milk on Bai Luoyin’s face. Bai Luoyin closed her eyes and enjoyed Gu Hai’s private service very quietly.

“Your skin is sensitive. You won’t wash your face after playing the computer every night, you will get acne the next day.” Gu Haiting said seriously.

Bai Luoyin wanted to open his eyes to see Gu Hai, but he knocked on his head, “Closing! Be careful the foam ran into my eyes.”

Bai Luoyin wanted to say something, and Gu Hai twisted his cheek again. “Close! Be careful the foam runs into your mouth.”

When the drops of water on his face were wiped dry with a towel, Bai Luoyin opened his eyes, and Gu Hai had turned to get skin care products.

“I……”

Just about to speak, Gu Hai turned around again, and evenly applied the skin care products on his cheeks. Feeling the thoughtful touch of Gu Haida’s hands, Bai Luoyin’s heart has never been warmer.

“Why do you look at me like that?” Gu Hai pinched Bai Luoyin’s nose.

Beloin was silent for a long time before he said negligently, “We are two.”

Gu Hai paused, “What’s wrong? Is there anything wrong?”

“No.” Beloin seemed to have reacted. He laughed twice. “Very good.”

Gu Hai was amused by Bai Luoyin’s rare stupidity, and immediately took a bite into his mouth and whispered: “I will be a family in the future, and I will be impoverished if you are poor. You will have to suffer as well, you.” If I become disabled, I have to serve you all my life. “

The colorful candlelights on the walls flickered slightly, so that the atmosphere in the room was so warm and harmonious.

Gu Hai, who has always been anxious for monkeys, was drunk in this gentle village tonight, and he was unwilling to untie his lover’s clothes for a long time, lest he slacken off this precious night.

In the end, it was Bai Luoyin who turned over and pressed Gu Hai first, his tongue was drawn on his lips, his eyes narrowed and half-opened and he swept towards Gu Hai, setting off a terrible sea in his eyes.

Gu Hai’s hand shame was groping gently on the bare spine of Beroin, along the winding curve, all the way down to the gully, and then returning calmly, repeatedly, until Beroin’s Breathing became quicker and heavier, and his eyes looking at him became even more fascinating.

“Look at what you screwed me.” Gu Hai complained to Beroin, pointing to his chest at two points. “Both are swollen, rub me.”

Bai Luoyin held it directly in his mouth, gently soothing two little red fruits that had been stabbed to death, causing Gu Hai to frequently groan. Put your feet under the crotch of pinerin, pinch the small factor, and grind the sensitive part of pinerin with the back of your foot, and use your toes to pinch the groove on the top, until the action of sucking in the mouth of pinerin becomes more messy, A broken humming sound.

The two sat face to face. This time, Gu Hai did not aggressively occupy Beloxin, nor did he use various methods to force Beloxin to submit. It’s just a combination of two people. There is no one who suppresses others’ mentality, and greets another identity of life with the most equal and frank heart.

From tonight, I am your husband, and you are also my husband.

Bai Luoyin lifted Gu Hai’s legs and invaded his body. He sworely sworn his ownership, biting Gu Hai’s collarbone and pectoral muscles emotionally. Gu Hai held Beloin on his leg again, supported his sensitive waist, and watched his most charming part repeatedly spitting his own life root, with a charming panting sound in his mouth …

“Gu Hai …” Bai Luoyin snarled in pain, and first sprayed the heat into Gu Hai’s body.

After being pulled out, Gu Hai gently lifted the hips of Bai Luoyin, pressed down, and pushed the life-hard root of Bai Luoyin into Bai Luoyin’s body, moving madly.

“Wife-in-law, wife-in-law …” Gu Hai called sweetly, her teeth biting on the cheeks and chest of Bai Luoyin, as if to swallow him into her belly.

A puncture that was too deep, Bai Luoyin’s teeth were bitten, his neck was raised, and a hot liquid remained in the body.

Gu Hai slowly withdrew from Beroin’s body, her avatar was still stiff, and was pinched by Beroin, playing badly.

Gu Hai looked at Bai Luoyin with a heavy breath, and smiled evilly. His big hand took Bai Luoyin to his arms, and he still kept Bai Luoyin’s hand under his own arm, and deliberately instigated the grind in his ear. They scare you and tie the second kick to my crotch. Why are you so anxious? Didn’t you say you don’t like this thing? Uh? “

Beloin pretended not to hear.

Gu Haiying bit his ears and asked him to admit, “Do you like it or not? If you like me, let it serve you for a lifetime. If you don’t like it, let me be laid off, so I don’t recruit you every day.” should.”

After being forced to ask for a long time, Beroin said with a stretched face, “Okay! Don’t you just want me to brag about it? I’ll satisfy you right now, it is the largest in Beijing, the fiercest in China, and the world The fastest tempo, no one in the universe can last … I think of it in two days, and I can’t live without it. “

Gu Dameng laughed wildly, then pressed Bai Luoyin on the bed, caressed from top to bottom, not even letting go of his toes. By the time he kissed Beloin’s feet, Beloin laughed so that his abdominal muscles were knotted, and he begged, “Don’t … it’s too itchy …”

“I just want you to itch …” Gu Hai wrote two words on Bai Luoyin’s soles with the tip of his tongue: “Change your mouth.”

Beloin was not recognized, and finally the entire body was erected by Gu Hai. Two feet were pressed against the side of the brain. Two hip **** left the sheet. Gu Hai’s knee was raised to the chest and the top of the tongue entered the mouth. In.

“Uh …” Bai Luoyin’s hands gripped Gu Hai’s legs like a vise.

Below Gu Hai’s line of sight, the small factor had vomited a long spit, and Gu Hai’s fingertips trembled, and Bai Luoyin’s entire body trembled.

“I want to shoot …” Beloin said.

Gu Hai reached his life root in the shrinking mouth of Beroin and said quietly, “You change your mouth and let you spray immediately.”

Bai Luoyin’s strong arm grabbed Gu Hai’s head, stared at each other with the same tone, and said, “You change your mouth first.”

Gu Haite shouted generously, “Husband.”

Bai Luoyin’s expression was stagnant, sparkling in his eyes, the muscles on both cheeks were stretched, and the thin lips opened slightly.

“Husband.”

Gu Hai’s soul was hooked away instantly, a violent storm-like rhythm shook Beloin’s body to the bedside, a thick liquid sprayed out, and Bai Luoyin’s shoulders trembled violently, his mouth yelling .

The rapids had not yet been completely absorbed, and Gu Hai penetrated through it again without warning. Bai Luoyin suddenly ejected another uncontrollably. This time, the sound was a little crying, as if it was extremely cool.

Gu Hai stormed for the last time, and throbbed the small factor with her hand. Bai Luoyin twitched the whole body. The thrill exploded from the lower abdomen as the origin and blew around the body like a serial cannon. Bai Luoyin screamed so loudly, hugged Gu Hai, and moaned incoherently: “No way … to die … the sea …”

Afterwards, holding tightly together, Gu Hai wiped Bai Luoyin’s sweaty forehead with his hands, staring at him quietly, whispering: “Husband …”

Bai Luoyin was taken aback by Gu Hai’s affectionate cry, “What are you doing?”

“Why not …” Gu Hai laughed against the pillow. “It’s your turn.”

After a long day of trouble, Gu Hai wanted to use the sound of her husband to exchange for white heroin.

Beloine immediately replied, “Wife.”

Gu Hai, “…”

After a long while, it stuck like a big meat bug, “Today is our candlelight night, can’t you relax? I’ve told you so much.”

“Did I just relax?” Said Bai Luoyin.

“I also want to listen. It’s not enough to listen to it a thousand times and ten thousand times. Just call your husband and let me listen! As long as you are willing to call, your husband will change your mouth fee.”

“What? How much?” Asked Beroin.

“I’ll tell you when you call.” After that, he yelled a few more times as a gift to beloin.

Beloin reluctantly shouted the mouthful title again.

“Husband …”

Gu Hai immediately pressed Bai Luoyin underneath him, biting his chin. “Good baby, my husband will change your bill for you, how much you want.”

[Dongfang Fanwai ends, tomorrow will start writing Mengzi and especially. 】

Fanwei fiercely fired a small police cap.

This day, the sky is clear and the sun is shining.

Rarely caught up to a good day, Yang Meng Mei Bianer went on patrol on the street. Passed the lottery station, habitually parked the car by the side of the road, went in and bought two scratch cards. The first one missed, the second one cost five dollars, so I exchanged one for five dollars. One scrape turned into five hundred.

Yang Meng’s mouth was almost grinning.

“Today is a good day, I can do everything I want, and tomorrow is a good day …” Yang Meng hummed out of the lottery station and took a deep breath of fresh air, feeling calm.

Since the hard days of earning money, Yang Meng has been going smoothly. First, I got 50,000 yuan in labor costs at the Beloin wedding, and then received the full attendance bonus. Now I have won 500 yuan … even the pancakes can catch up to a double yellow egg!

I may be transferring … Yang Meng opened the door cheerfully while thinking.

“Help !!!! Hooligan!”

Hearing the scream of a woman, Yang Meng nervously hurried to run along the voice. He ran to the intersection and turned around, seeing a man and a woman tearing on the ground, the woman’s howl was wailing, the man was picking up the woman’s skirt with his hand, and the stockings opened a big gap. Seven or eight people stood around and no one came forward to manage it.

Yang Meng was annoyed and rushed after yelling.

The crowd crowded around, and the man saw the police coming, instead of stopping, he tore even more vigorously. Seeing that the women’s clothes were all torn, Yang Meng fought the truncheon and went up to beat the hooligan for a while.

“Let me go! Let’s be sweet!” Yang Meng roared angrily.

The man didn’t even look at Yang Meng at all. Yang Meng didn’t dare to fight hard. The man was allowed to fight, anyway, he didn’t let go. When Yang Meng saw the man’s repeated teachings, he went up with a stick. Although he was small in size and poor in foundation, he didn’t take part in special training for so many days.

The stick went down, and the hooligan flew up.

“I grass your mother! Do you dare hit me? Do you dare hit me?” The man grabbed Yang Meng’s collar.

Yang Meng shouted unwillingly, “Hit you? Hit you all lightly! Go, follow me to the police station!”

Of course the man was disobedient, and Yang Meng didn’t let go, so the two tore up.

The woman nearby stood up from the ground, tidy up her clothes, and said to Yang Meng cryingly: “Thank you Comrade Police, you must catch him, he has bullied me more than once or twice.”

When Yang Meng heard this, he started even harder. Although his fist was small, he shot the key again and again. This man is a soft persimmon, and he looks very big. In fact, it is flat with a pinch. Yang Meng also rarely hit such an opponent. He can knock him down without two feet, and he can also fight with him a few times. It was Yang Menghuhushengshengwei.

“Hou! … Ha !!!!” Yang Meng swept the hooligan to the ground with one sweeping leg.

Handcuffed up, dragged the man into the police car with countless admiration.

“Comrade Police, I don’t have to go, right?” The woman’s face was tangled.

Yang Meng hesitated a moment, and said, “You still have a trip with me! Make a record.”

“I’m afraid of shivering.” The woman wiped her tears.

Yang Meng immediately promised, “Rest assured, I will arrange you in the back room. No one can see you, and we will definitely keep it secret for you.”

“I’ll go home and change my clothes, and then go later!” The woman limped and ran towards the distance.

Yang Meng wanted to get out of the car and chase, but look at the woman’s torn cloth skirt, look at the owner of the car, or open the door to start the car, and drive the car to the police station.

“Zhou, get one back today!”

Yang Meng can go back to patrol and bring back people? In the impression of colleagues, Yang Meng had only two results on duty, either with a dark face and a swollen face, or with or without return. Not only did you get one back today, but you are also a big man with a full tail. What a new thing!

“What’s going on?” Zhou Zi asked.

Yang Meng said while drinking water, “Rogues are playing in the street.”

“The courage is fat enough!”

Zhou Zi kicked at the man’s crotch as he spoke. The man clamped his legs and scolded him severely. He was dragged to the interrogation room.

Yang Meng was drinking tea leisurely outside, all the pores on his body were unfolded, and his heart was particularly happy. Not only because of catching a scourge, but also affirmation of his own strength. Yang Meng narcissistically admired his little fist, gestured to the air, his mouth matched with the sound of shouting wind.

Just before leaving for work at night, a row of limousines stopped at the gate of the police station, and Yang Meng looked out curiously.

A woman, followed by seven or eight strong men, walked inwardly with a look of expression. Yang Meng saw that the woman was the one who was bullied by the hooligan today, but did not expect it to come. This is the situation, it is a bit …

“Well …” Yang Meng stretched out his arms and stopped them in front of the women. “The police station will not let you be assaulted! Even if you have any great hatred against him, we will help you handle it!”

Unexpectedly, the woman who was just thankful just changed her face, pointed at the men behind Yang Mengchao and said, “It’s him. He bullied me and took my husband. How about the director of your police station? Say, your police are arresting people! Marly, you won’t come out and smash things! “

Yang Meng shuddered, “What are you doing? Well, I said, you weren’t …”

“What am I not?” The woman pointed at Yang Meng’s nose with a sharp voice and scolded. “Smelly rogue! Even you are worthy to be a policeman? While taking advantage of patrol, take advantage of women on the street. My husband stopped you and you hit People! Do you have a bit of morality? Do you want our people to live? “

“…”

The dispute continued until more than nine in the evening before Yang Meng was released home.

Early the next morning, Yang Meng was called to the office by the director.

“Director, that woman is pure nonsense. Do you say that I am that kind of person? Although I am a little short and don’t have much money, I can’t make it to the street to take advantage of women? At a glance …”

“Okay.” The grower’s face was very solemn. “I believe you are not like this.”

Yang Meng was relieved immediately.

“Just if you believe me.”

The director raised his eyelid and glanced at Yang Meng, and said in a deep voice: “But this is a tumultuous one, the impact is not good, and people will not trouble you for no reason. You must have caused them before.”

Yang Meng yelled, “I don’t even know her!”

“This way, Mengzi …” The director paused, “You listen to me, the other party is not a good stubble. People talked about it last night, either you leave, or they come here every day. I am also a Little director, it ’s been half a lifetime, do n’t make me embarrassed, your path is quite wide, and you may work harder in the future, there may be better opportunities for development. To be honest, staying in this place for a lifetime is also quite aggrieved. “

Yang Meng’s fiery heart was instantly cold.

The extraordinarily fierce 2 is a mess.

“I was fired.” Yang Meng said.

In particular, it was only a simple hum, and did not show any surprised expression, as if it had been expected that Yang Meng would be fired in the morning, not even expressing a little sympathy.

Yang Meng’s expression of sorrow, “The iron rice bowl is gone.”

“You can get fired if you get fired. What kind of iron rice bowl can you call?” Especially sniffed. “It’s such a broken job, and the pay is low and tired. I really don’t know what you’re sorry for.”

“Although we are generally treated at work, we can say that we have face and go out and have a secure life.”

I laughed awkwardly, “Every day I eat knives and noodles, and wear zoo handling goods. Where do you come from? People in Bensan, no car or house, where does your protection come from?”

“Don’t I save money?” Yang Meng stared at him with a special look.

In particular, he snorted, “What about the money? If you take more, you will pay me 100,000 yuan, and I will not run on you.”

Yang Meng took a few sighs of relief, looked at the flashy food on the dinner table, and then raised his eyes to see the especially expensive clothes. He felt that this was his own humiliation, and he immediately got up and left.

In particular, he grabbed Yang Meng and drew to his side.

“Why are you still skinny?”

Yang Mengjun’s face was tight and his eyes were overcast, “Life is forced.”

“Let’s do this …” In particular, I finally said what I thought, “You can help me as an assistant. I guarantee that my salary will be many times higher than what you used to be. Seeing doctors, housing, and eating together will be solved together, waiting for you to get old. I’ll give you a retirement pension, which is definitely a golden rice bowl. How about that? “

Yang Meng was in deep thought. If he had put it before, he would definitely not take this job. It would be okay to wait for other stars and wait for his old classmates. The key is that these days have been too difficult. Yang Meng is not suitable to find work everywhere, and he is afraid to go home. For fear of his parents seeing the clues, he keeps hiding so much and spends the money on hand.

In particular, I saw Yang Meng shake a little and quickly added, “So, if you really don’t want to be an assistant, then be a bodyguard and driver! Anyway, you will also drive and have also been a policeman. Shouldn’t it be a problem to be a bodyguard? “

When Yang Meng heard this, his eyes became clear. “This can be considered.”

The next day, in particular, Yang Meng was dragged in front of his agent, Mr. Ma.

“This is my new bodyguard.”

Mr. Ma stared at Yang Meng for a long time, his eyes were long.

“what is it call?”

Yang Meng’s small body was very straight and his voice was loud. “Yang Meng !!”

Mr. Ma turned his attention again, especially, “Recruited from the Internet?”

A hint of doubt appeared on the handsome face, “How do you know?”

“At first glance, it was his name.”

especially,”……”

Mr. Ma patted his shoulder, dragged him somewhere not far away, and whispered: “Do you look like he can be a bodyguard? Do you protect him or does he protect you?”

In particular, he said slowly: “This is my old classmate. Recently I lost my job, so I should do him a favor. Besides, people come from the police background and have more experience in dealing with various emergencies.

“Can this be a help? You don’t know who you are? You have just started your career, and how many eyes are staring at you? There is a sudden situation and you are finished! You just rely on this The secondary skin is mixed, and it really hurts. How big is that? Have you considered it for yourself? “

In particular, he patted Mr. Ma on the shoulder. “It’s really impossible to hire another bodyguard.”

Mr. Ma was annoyed. “Why do you invite him again and give him some money?”

“This is not the same thing.” Especially with a firm tone, “From now on, he will be my personal bodyguard and driver and assistant. In special circumstances, I will not bring anyone else with me. You must be restless It’s okay to send a few more people behind me, but don’t let me see you. “

After that, he led Yang Meng away.

In the afternoon, Yang Meng followed three announcements, and watched the special assistant running side by side. A little girl even moved the props, and she could n’t bear it, she said, “Well, you Also send me some work ?! I have been standing for a long time and haven’t done anything. “

“Any assistant, what do you care about?”

Yang Meng really distressed the little girl next to her.

In particular, I took a picture of Yang Meng’s belly. “Rest assured, when it is useful to you.”

In the evening, especially participate in a charity bazaar, the venue is held in a university gym. Especially the fan group has a large proportion of students, so before the trip, the agent sent two additional bodyguards to the side.

Immediately after getting off the bus, he was surrounded by a group of reporters and students. Yang Meng’s bodyguard status was finally revealed. He was close to the special side. The two boys rushed forward and reached out to intercept it. No matter what, the two men rushed to the side especially, Yang Meng went up and pushed others, and the two men immediately punched Yang Meng’s face.

“Find a pump?” Especially anxious first.

The reporter immediately snapped the scene with the lens, especially without annoyance, and continued to warn the boys about evil words, and then held Yang Meng in his arms, protecting him and moving on.

So there was a weird scene at the passage, with four bodyguards guarding beside him, and especially one bodyguard in his arms, and six people walking in a strange array.

Sitting in the dressing room, Yang Meng kept sighing and sighing for a while. After trying for a whole afternoon, she didn’t do anything serious, and she lost countless eyes. No, in this way he has no face to continue to stay, the role of bodyguard is not obvious, then the driver’s obligations are fulfilled, after the charity party, there is no dinner? Be sure to take home especially safely after the dinner.

Sure enough, Yang Meng was especially brought to the banquet.

There are a lot of familiar faces here, and some of them are quite well-known actors. However, he has always been stricter with himself, followed closely behind, especially without saying a word.

In particular, after chatting with a screenwriter, Yang Meng relaxed his eyes and looked around.

“Are you interested in a drink?” A beautiful woman looked at Yang Meng with a smile.

Yang Meng pointed himself cautiously, “Do you mean me?”

The beauty nodded. “Of course.”

After that, the pretty fingers picked up a goblet and shook Yang Yang.

Yang Meng’s feet walked towards her involuntarily.

Reason to tell Yang Meng, you can’t drink, you are the driver!

“Why? You can’t drink?” The beautiful woman smirked.

Yang Meng shook her hair. “How can that be?”

Speaking of it, I drank it.

He was face-lifted after my face.

“Are you a special assistant?” The beauty asked.

Yang Meng shook his head. “The bodyguard and driver.”

The beauty was surprised, “Aren’t the bodyguards and the driver waiting outside? Why did you come in?”

Grandmaster Yang Meng pointed to his own chest. “My two high school classmates are familiar with each other. He usually takes me out of the office and leaves me unsteady. I have said he has been several times. You can’t rely on me so much. He didn’t listen. He said that nothing could be done without me. “After shaking, he shook his head helplessly.

The beautiful girl twisted her waist, “I envy you!”

Yang Meng ticked the corner of his lips vaguely, “What’s the matter? You also want to pull me over as a bodyguard? It’s okay, I can have multiple roles …” Anyway, I didn’t work hard anyway.

The beautiful woman’s red lips froze. “I’m a star’s assistant. What assistant can I hire?”

“Oh, that’s it.” Yang Meng took the opportunity to pull the beauties’ hands, and caressed carelessly. “Then you’re fine, too. I don’t think the stars here bring in assistants. It proves you’re not bad. ! “

The beauties smiled, “Where? After the little one I was serving was a young boy, I was young and had a good temper. Hey … I’m so fed up, it’s exactly like a close-living nanny, and I need to bother to eat and drink.

“Then how much do you make a month?”

The beauty blinked, “more than six thousand.”

Yang Meng was dumbfounded, “You worked so hard, she gave you more than six thousand?”

The beauty looked at Yang Meng in surprise, “Is there more than six thousand? Very few? I’m new here, not long before, this is already a very high price point. Besides, she is not only my assistant, but also an old one. Yes, I usually do n’t bring it out. That person has been with her for four or five years, and it ’s only over 10,000 a month. “

After that, he handed another glass of wine to Yang Meng.

“I’m a driver.” Yang Meng is still a bit sensible.

The beauty pouted her mouth. “What’s wrong with the driver? The driver of this family still drinks a bottle and says it.”

Yang Meng didn’t want the woman to show him a disdainful expression, and immediately took the wine glass and drank it.

Dizzy, especially talking over there.

The beauty listened to Yang Meng’s price, and her eyes were shocked.

“Oh my God, he gave you so much money?”

Yang Meng shouted, “Isn’t this the price?”

“What’s the price? You can inquire in this hall casually, which driver and which bodyguard can earn you so much?” After speaking, I looked at Yang Meng’s body and said quietly, “And I feel you also It ’s not a particularly good one. It ’s purely a relationship for you? ”

“Who said it?” Yang Menghu headed, “I’m in a probation period, and I’ll definitely work harder than this when I’m officially hired!”

“What? You give me so much money during the trial period?” The beauty murmured. “You must have done this cup! Otherwise, the next time I see you, I will pretend I don’t know!”

Yang Meng smiled and arched the beauty’s buttocks with a waist, and unconsciously a glass of wine.

Then, it was much more thorough.

“Actually, I am also a special fan.” Said the beauty.

Yang Meng turned the goblet in his hand indifferently, with a look of scorn, “I don’t understand. Where is he attractive? How can I not see?”

“Don’t you think he’s handsome?”

Yang Meng raised an eyebrow. “Is he even a public face?”

“Don’t you think his temperament is super good?”

Yang Meng was not calm, “What is his temperament?”

“…”

In particular, after chatting with the screenwriter, I turned around and found Yang Meng was gone. Then I looked around and found that Yang Meng rubbed his buttocks and played haha ​​with the beauties in an airy manner. He looked particularly under-pumped.

“Are you high school classmates?” He asked in surprise, “Isn’t he pursued by many people in high school?”

Yang Meng chuckled, “Shit! I told you, he was okay in high school. He wore a pair of pull-up boards all day and came to our back door with two big noses. The girls in our class hit him with a broom. I ca n’t fight. I ’ll tell you the truth! Especially plastic surgery, he was very cold at high school, and then he reshaped according to my face. The result was failure, and it became the current virtue … ”

“Cough …” Especially after Yang Meng coughed twice.

Yang Meng didn’t hear a special voice, and replied casually, “Get out and cough!”

In particular, he lifted Yang Meng, pulled it straight out of the hotel, and shoved it into the car.

Within five minutes, the driver Yang Meng snored in the car.

I’ve been busy all day, especially not only to drive the car myself, but also to move Yang Meng’s head from the crotch back to the original position from time to time to prevent his neck from twisting. Finally, due to various considerations, I brought this big burden back to my home overnight.