Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 123 Walking with God, Fake Messenger

The cold rain fell on the cheeks, and common sense told the partridge whistle not to look back.

But Hydra Cypress in Partridge Whistle's hand didn't think so.

The snake god conveyed his consciousness, "Do you want to look back?"

Partridge Whistle replied, "Forget it, it's just an illusion. You know, hallucinations are very common in cemeteries. There is no hell in this world, there are no eighteen levels of hell, and there are no ten halls of hell. Naturally, there will be no reincarnation and reincarnation. How could I be a ghost? Do I look like a ghost? Have you ever seen a ghost dressed like a gangster, with a long trench coat and sunglasses? Nonsense!"

The partridge whistle is pacing to go down the steps.

The ethereal female voice came from behind, "I've seen you bad guys, in a movie called Walking with God, you look exactly like them, the same black trench coat, the same silence, the same Sunglasses, you are also like the messenger of death in the movie, you will appear every time a person dies, but you are much handsomer and younger than Jiang Lin, you are more like a resentment vein, you must be the messenger from the underworld Are you right? Are you picking someone up? Can you take me away, I want to be reincarnated, I don't want to stay here anymore!"

What to relieve grievances?

What messenger?
I'm a grave robber!

Partridge Whistle had never seen a movie, didn't know what walking with God was, let alone realized that he and Jiang Lin were in conflict with each other, and Partridge Whistle just wanted to leave here and go back to the store to watch a football match.

But when the Partridge Whistle went down to the second step, there was a pale ghost wind roaring and raging visible to the naked eye in front of him. It seems that the guy behind him is comparable to some ghosts in Yu Gaochang's tomb. However, this is still not enough to face the partridge whistle!

Partridge Whistle picked up the potted plant in his hand, "Teach it a lesson."

The snake god smiled, "As you wish! I am the best at dealing with souls! Roar—"

The Hydra cypress trembled violently, and the nine snake-headed potted cypress branches on the Hydra potted plant suddenly released flames, which were the flames of the flame-scaled snake, a terrifying flame that could burn even the soul, just in an instant, that The whistling wind was burned, and the flames caused the misty female voice to suffer, "I'm sorry, respected messenger, I, I didn't mean to block your way, I just want to reincarnate, I don't want to stay here forever like this, I will Going crazy..."

In front of the Partridge Whistle, she was lying on the ground with a flaming Yinfeng. She was wearing a hospital gown, her facial features were quite delicate, and she was lying on the ground trembling.

Partridge Whistle looked down at Yin Ling, and the voice of the Snake God came from his mind, "This woman must have been dead for about 30 years. From her appearance, she was still very handsome when she died, and she had a lot of resentment. If you can help her give her a decent life... funeral, eat her obsession and resentment, that would be fine."

The partridge whistled, "You said, when a person dies, it disappears like raindrops falling on the ground. This kind of woman has preserved her face for so many years after her death. This is probably a big trouble. We don't need to participate in this. "

Snake God said, "You don't think it's good if you don't participate, right?"

The partridge whistled, "I'm just a tomb robber. I'm not a errand, let alone a living Bodhisattva who pities the world. I'm on vacation now. I don't want to work overtime, and I don't want to be unconditionally exploited by you."

Snake God said, "If I tell you that every obsession I eat, the boss will get a commission, and Mr. Xu will know, will you consider working overtime?"

The partridge whistled, "Are you lying to me? If the Lord is good, the Lord should contact us now."

Snake God said, "It's really good. The master should be in retreat now, so we can't contact him. After he wakes up, we can apply for overtime pay and bonuses for him. Think about it, old nine, master A Zombie King with this identity, he can return to his ancestors and become the strongest general in this era. If he has no family background, do you believe it? He must be a dead boy from a family born in the country of ghouls. Let's follow the Lord , as long as you work hard, you will never lose money."

Partridge Whistle listened to the snake god's words, and felt that it seemed reasonable.

If the master can give himself the Bianhua flower and revive himself, then it may not be possible to revive his junior sister, Hualing, and the old foreigner!The death of Hualing and the old foreigner made Partridge Whistle heartbroken for many years. Later, he wanted to find King Lu Shang and Tie Miansheng, but unfortunately, they didn't cooperate even when they were beaten to death!If I work hard, it will be worth it for the Lord to resurrect the flower spirit and the old foreigner and make me exhausted to death!If you can revive your master!Even if I betray my conscience, I will do it!
Partridge Whistle said in his heart, "It's not unacceptable for you to say that, but how should I answer next? We are not errands at all, and there is no hell in this world. How can we send her away with dignity? Eat her resentment?"

Snake God said, "A soul body that can survive for more than ten years just relying on the spirit body without any help from Feng Shui, in a sense, already has the qualifications to aspire to the junior longevity. If you don't keep it, if you keep your body, you will definitely become a zombie! We must cherish ghosts of this level, and don't keep thinking about sending them away. We must let them release the greatest light and heat, and use the last bit of strength to serve the Lord. Send them away!"

Partridge Whistle sighed in his heart, "Can you be a human being? If you do this, it's easy to hang street lights!"

"Don't bind me with human morality." The snake god said triumphantly, "I am a vassal mirage, and my character will only be imaged by the master. The master's character is my character. The master's harshness and simplicity towards human beings are threefold." The outlook affects me, so, next, I say a word, you repeat a sentence, remember, keep your forceful style of the messenger of the underworld, don't laugh, don't be angry, just keep calm like a zombie face .”

The partridge whistled, "Okay, let's start quickly, that female spirit will be burned!"

Zombie said, "Start your performance now!"

Partridge Whistle snapped its fingers lightly, and the next moment the potted plants lit up, the flames on the female spirit were instantly extinguished, and the cloudy rain curled up. Fly around.

Partridge Whistle looked at the female spirit, cold and mechanical, "I'm sorry, you are not a noble person, I can't take you away."

The female spirit was dumbfounded, she looked at the partridge whistle and cried, "I have been in this cemetery for a long time, I am here every day, I just want to reincarnate, I just want to leave this world, please, grown ups!"

The partridge whistled, "Only those with noble lives and perfect merits and virtues can be reincarnated. You still have a lot of unresolved matters. Your resentment is too great. Only when the resentment is resolved can I take you away. Do you understand?"

After hearing this, the female spirit asked persistently, "My lord, how, how can I undo my resentment?"

Partridge whistled, "There are two ways. The first way is to find the people who killed you back then, and do the same to kill them!"

The female spirit was dumbfounded, "I, I can't leave the cemetery at all, how can I seek revenge from my enemy? If I could take revenge, I would have gone there long ago, and I wouldn't be trapped here..."

Partridge Whistle interrupted her, "The second way, give me 100 yuan, and I'll help you with this."

The female spirit thought for a while, and took out a stack of money, "Here, I'll give you one trillion! Help me get rid of my enemies!"

Partridge Whistle looked at the money in front of him, and waved his hand in embarrassment, "We don't accept Ming coins in our business."

It's even more difficult for the female spirit, "I, I don't have the money in the world, and those living people in the world can't see me..."

"I have a suggestion." Partridge whistled, "Are you willing to work to pay off your debts? In addition to customizing funerals and paying murders for revenge, we also have a business of working to pay off debts. We are a large company that crosses yin and yang. I will take on some of the following work, more often we have our own business, if you are willing to join our company and work for us, I can help you solve your enemy immediately, and the debt problem can be solved slowly."

The female spirit asked curiously, "Yes, what are you going to do?"

Partridge whistled, "I don't do anything, it's just an ordinary clerical job."

The female spirit thought for a while, "Yes, I can work part-time. How long will it take?"

Partridge Whistle raised his finger, "100 years!"

The female spirit broke down and said, "100 yuan for 100 years?"

"You can refuse!" Partridge Whistle walked down, "We will not force you to do certain things, we are fair, goodbye..."

While walking, Partridge Whistle complained to the snake god, "Are you fooling around, 100 yuan will let someone work for 100 years?"

Snake God said, "It's a buyer's market now, if I don't buy, she'll just wait there, hiss—haha!"

Partridge whistled, "If you take her in, do you really plan to use her as a clerk?"

The Snake God said, "I want to eat farts! This kind of top-quality fierce spirit is a noble person's life when it is alive! To deal with this kind of fierce spirit, you should get a soul-calling flag, then put it in as the main soul, and teach her some killing skills , Turning around, master can get a magic weapon like a soul-calling flag, and when the time comes to fight other immortals, when the soul-calling flag is waved, countless souls will fly out, directly attacking the enemy's dimension reduction, isn't it delicious?"

Partridge whistled, "It seems to be right, but the problem is, she seems to ignore us, should we lower the price? Change it to 50 years?"

Snake God said, "What should we change? There is no hell in this world. We immortals are the real hell, and the Lord is the king of ghosts. Therefore, we must be domineering and forceful. We would rather not have it than lower our standards. This is our duty." The lowest bottom line! Going forward, I really want to see if she has a tough temper or our bottom line is hard!"

Encouraged by the snake god, Partridge Whistle was about to walk out of the gate of the cemetery.

Live up to the entrustment of the snake god, finally the voice of the female evil spirit came from behind, "My lord, I, I think you misunderstood me, I mean 100 years is too short, how about this, I will work for you for 1 How is the year?"

With those words, the Partridge Whistle almost broke its defenses.

Originally thought that the snake god was Xu Papi, but who knew there are masochists in this world.

100 years is not enough, I volunteered to work for you for 1 years!

Fuck, are there no normal people in this world?
But in retrospect, neither the snake god nor the female spirit seems to be human.

In front of the partridge whistle, the female spirit knelt in front of her, "I am willing to serve your organization for 1 years, but I have one request, I want to kill the enemy with my own hands!"

Partridge Whistle looked at the female spirit, and said in his heart, "How about this request?"

Snake God said, "I promise, it's just killing a mortal, it's not a big deal, it's just killing a person, don't make a fuss, when I watched the Jingjue Queen wipe out a country, I didn't bat an eyelid, it's a small scene."

Speaking of which, the partridge whistle pointed the Hydra cypress at the female spirit, and the Hydra cypress released rays of light, which enveloped the female spirit, and the female spirit trembled for me. Subconsciously, she seemed to have been branded in some way, It is the brand of enslavement of the snake god, and she will be controlled by the snake god for 1 years!Similarly, just now, her resentment was completely swallowed up by the snake god.

The female spirit raised her head, the resentment on her body was swallowed by the snake god, and the tattered hospital gown on her body disappeared naturally, and instead she was wearing a black windbreaker that was exactly the same as the partridge whistle. The female spirit was a little surprised, "I, I Are you considered a member of the messenger now? Mr. Jie Yuanmai!"

Partridge whistled, "I'm not Jie Yuanmai, I'm Xu Jiu. Now that you have gained the ability to leave the cemetery, do you want to go together?"

"Wait!" said the female spirit, "I want to take a last look at my tomb and say goodbye to my previous life, is that okay?"

The partridge whistled, "Let's go, let's say goodbye together."

The female spirit walked in front, she was wearing a long black gown but she couldn't keep as cold as the Partridge Whistle, she seemed to be a little girl who successfully applied for the first time and found an organization, she looked at the Partridge Whistle happily, "When I was I am a movie buff, and I especially like supernatural movies, especially a handsome messenger from the underworld like you. I heard in the movie that there is a law in the underworld, and all the dead will go through seven trials within 49 days after death—respectively. It is carried out in the murder prison, lazy prison, deception prison, unjust prison, betrayal prison, violent prison, and heavenly prison. Only the dead who have passed the seven trials and declared innocent have the chance to get a new life. Is this the case? "

Partridge Whistle has never seen anything about walking with God, nor does it know about the Seven Trials, so Partridge Whistle remains aggressive, aloof and proud.

The female spirit said, "There is a handsome supporting actor named Jie Yuanmai in the movie, he is as young as you, but he is not as tall as you, and his aura is not as big as yours. By the way, do you have another guy named Jiang Lin?" Boss, is there a lord? There are many legends in Middle-earth, saying that this underworld has eighteen floors. Are you talking about seven or eighteen floors of hell?"

The partridge whistle just said, "Which one is your tomb?"

The female spirit said, "Here!"

Partridge Whistle saw a collapsed stele in a heap of wormwood. Partridge Whistle burned the wormwood, and then straightened the stele. On it was written the word Ye Hongyu, written at the bottom of the tomb. With a single line of writing, Golmud Sanatorium was buried on behalf of him.

Partridge Whistle's left eyelid twitched, Golmud Sanatorium, isn't this the sanatorium that Wu Tianzhen slept in before?How could the corpse of the nursing home be here?

The female spirit behind said, "My name is Ye Hongyu, you can call me Xiaoyu, I've finished reading my tombstone, what a pity, I didn't have a decent funeral in the end, those animals in the nursing home are like throwing garbage Same, leaving me here is really an asshole."

Partridge Whistle snapped his fingers, and a bouquet of flowers appeared in his right hand, which was placed in front of the grave, "Is this a decent funeral?"

Ye Hongyu hugged her shoulders, "It would be great if there were more people."

The partridge whistle snapped its fingers again, and five hundred people in black clothes holding umbrellas and holding white flowers appeared behind them. They all bowed three times. In Nuo Da's cemetery, Ye Hongyu was extremely excited, "Many, Thank you Mr. Jie Yuanmai, I really don't know how to thank you, I, I..."

Partridge Whistle thought about the Golmud Sanatorium, felt something was wrong, turned around and walked out, "Don't get excited, the wages will be deducted from your salary, your funeral has already cost you 100 years of salary, you Just pay off the debt with peace of mind!"

Ye Hongyu followed behind the Partridge Whistle, looking foolish, "I don't care about salary at all, I've seen Walking with God, and your work is super exciting and interesting, with all kinds of thrills, I've loved it all my life For a job like yours, it would be best if you can follow you until your soul flies away. Hey, can I ask what is the potted plant in your hand? What a powerful magic weapon, and is it a magic spell that you just waved to summon five hundred masters to see you off? ? Can you teach me? Senior! Senior Jieyuanmai! Wait for me, I haven't gotten into the car yet!"

Wuling Hongguang roared away, Partridge Whistle had no intention of opening the door for this talkative female spirit, so let Ye Hongyu fly out of the car window.

Snake said, "Do you suspect that there is something wrong with the Golmud Sanatorium?"

The partridge whistled, "Yeah!"

Snake God said, "Do things in a low-key manner and be careful of concealment."

The partridge whistled, "Understood, I'll go get an intern certificate first! Then pretend to go in!"

Snake God said, "Okay, give Ye Hongyu the potted plant, let her go back to the store to watch the door and continue to open the funeral business, I can let her show up in front of the living, you don't have to worry!"

"Okay!" Partridge Whistle looked out the door, "Come in by yourself!"

Ye Hongyu slipped in through the window, a little shy, "I'm sorry, Mr. Jie Yuanmai, it's my first time being a messenger and I'm inexperienced, so I'm a bit disappointed, but don't worry, I'll take part in the company's training ..."

Partridge Whistle put the hydra cypress potted plant in front of her, "This is the senior of the company, Mr. Snake God. Your current task is to go to a station of the company to be on duty. I still have things to deal with! Do you understand?"

Ye Hongyu obediently hugged the Hydra cypress, "What a magical treasure, even the soul and body can touch it—ah!"

The snake god showed off slightly, and Ye Hongyu looked at Hydra Bai with fear on his face, "Brother Jieyuanmai, this, this..."

"Once again, I'm not called Jieyuanmai." Partridge whistled, "They all call me Xu Jiu, you can call me senior, senior brother, uncle, whatever you want, don't call me Jieyuanmai, I don't Watched Walking with God!"

Ye Hongyu nodded, "Ming, I understand, senior, is Jiang Lin your boss?"

Partridge Whistle slammed on the brakes and kicked Ye Hongyu out, "You've arrived!"

Wuling Hongguang Wuxiao disappeared, and Partridge Whistle was fed up with this nagging woman who was poisoned by the movie. If it wasn't for the obsession and resentment of the snake god, Partridge Whistle would not even want to say a word to her.

(End of this chapter)