Another World Gallery Became Popular

6 – Episode 6 – Otherworld Auction House Gallery

Today, the otherworld gallery flowed suitably for the word ‘usual’.

Of course, it’s not peaceful. It provokes anger as usual.

He sighed and checked the posts one by one.

Title) Runs with a furry clip@@@@@

(Furry fluffy fox eye.jpg)

How is it

ㄴWhat do you mean, ‘how is it’, you son of a b*log

ㄴLeave the gallery within 72 hours. Or I will kill you.

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴLolㅋㅋ This tastes good ㅇㅇ;

ㄴThat’s hilariousㅋㅋ

ㄴIt might be delicious if you make a soupㅋㅋ

ㄴThe more you see it, the more likable it becomes ㄹㅇ;

ㄴFurry gay gay gay…

“Damn, it’s getting tainted.”

“I also want to meet these furry-cat-eyed-girls. Is it possible?”

“Dude.”

“There are a lot of these sisters in the feline family. But they have horrible personalities.”

“Oh.”

“If you give one a deal of catnip, your affection could skyrocket.”

“But the price of 10 grams of catnip, for felines only, is the same as the price of 10 grams of gold.”

“f*ck! lololol”

“Can you bribe her with 10 grams of catnip?”

“I’ve put in worth 1 kg and seen her wipe her mouth!”

“They also look at your face, no?”

“The perfection of catnip… is getting a face… note…”

“But what do you do when you see them react… For real…”

“Pissed! Going to purify my brain with the Dwarf’s tactical nuclear weapon.”

“You don’t know what purification means?”

“Why are you smashing your brain? Lol”

“hahahaha! You’ve gone crazy.”

Restlessly, I am appalled by the increasingly furry-cat-eyed-girls.

They look prettier as you look at them. The problem is, there should be a line.

While spinning human-like creatures, the area of fur gradually increases.

Eventually, only furred-beings were uploaded.

“f*ck.”

But as I look, I find furry-cat-eyed-girls with a reasonable amount of fur attractive…?

I guess I’m already tainted.

Saving elegant leopard-eyed and cat-eyed girls in the furry folder… To purify my brain, admiring the elf-eyed girl’s clips.

Coming back to the gallery, the first thing that greets me is yet another furry post.

“Um…”

But as I look at it, it seems okay.

I save the alluring fox-eyed sister with bewitching eyes, and then search for the next post.

Occasionally, I see such cruel furry-roach posts, but now the gallery baits have been overwhelmed by other elements.

‘I can’t ban all of them.’

My hand involuntarily moved to the ban button, but I managed to resist.

Damn it, stop posting!

Title: The Sisters are Running 1111111111

(s*xy elf sisters .jpg)

ㄴKyaa ㅋㅋ Look at that shiny fur… so damn s*xy.

ㄴFurry gayyyyyy…

ㄴReal furry indeed ㅇㅇ;

ㄴReal furries are intense, no?

ㄴMa god, this one’s legit!

ㄴPuke-

Within the gallery, still chaotic with furries, weird pics, and nuclear tactics mixed.

Someone noticed a new feature.

Title: What the hell is this auction ㅇㅇ?

A loser’s initiative?

ㄴㅇㅇ Losers can add gallery features

ㄴBack in the day, too many f***ers drowned in Anuru River after opening gambling dens, so they shut it down ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴGambling den ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴDealer being a loser? ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴㅇㅇ How did you know?

ㄴWhy is this even legit?

Title: What is this auction???

I posted my underwear as a joke, but some f***er bought itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴFemale?

ㄴNo, it’s a guy?

ㄴAh, f***, I bought it

ㄴㅋㅋgayyyyyy…

ㄴPut up my Elven ones, and they got snatched right away. Sold a pair for 3 gold

ㄴㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋCreative economy ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴ1 silver turning into 3 gold? ㅋㅋㅋ

“Selling a week-worn panty@@@@@

What the f***, you’re crazy, aren’t you?

But damn it, the bids are coming in right away!

Getting verified as a mare and putting up the panty and boom, instant bid!

Is it real that one can get 15 gold for one panty?

Looks like I’m in the money, no need for stocks, just sell panties!

Is it a money-printing bug or what?

What should guys do to earn money?

Head to the quarry; they pay you 10 silver a day.

Damn it.

Guys, earn an honest living like quarrying. Don’t try to cut corners.

Title: Auction House, But it’s nice though

Won’t the offline auction houses be screwed?

They’ll be screwed for sure.

Plenty of offline gambling parlors went bankrupt when galaxy parlors opened.

Slavery trade will still likely persist, as there will always be a demand for premium and underground auction houses.

Why participate in a real-life auction when you could reliably buy elven panties from the gallery?

Why the hell would you buy elven panties?

Already collected 15.

Really, it’s getting ridiculous.

A crazy panty connoisseur indeed.

Title: Every kind of rare items are up for auction

Did you see the Imperial Treasure Sword?

There’s authenticity mark affixed.

Starting bid is 87320 gold.

How many chickens would that be in gold?

Considering 1 chicken costs 1 silver…

Calculate 87320*100.

Wow! That’s 8730000 silver.

That equates to 8730000 chickens.”

“But it seems the auction was cancelled, wasn’t planning on selling, huh?

“LOL, it’s strange to sell that.

“When was that sword made, exactly?

“It looks like a weapon that would appear in a history book, huh?

Title) Who’s quitting life?

Putting a rare weapon up for auction? LOL

“Not a dragon?

“Do dragons also get auctions?

“Yeah, seems like dragons do too.

“Please post a picture wearing Dragon’s Eye Bikini.

“LOL, crazy.

“I am considering up to 150 gold coins for a picture of Dragon’s Eye Bikini lol

Title) Why do Jujak open auctions?

Is it a political move to put pressure on the Tessera Empire?

“It could be.

“Here come the political fanboys again lol

“Go away, political fanboys, before I break your walking sticks lol

“But isn’t that possible?

“What nonsense lol

“So, you’re saying someone with a low understanding of the continent and gallery opens an auction after buying a Padiak?

“Coincidence?

“Might be a coincidence.

“Jujak posted lol

― Jujak

Title) What’s this about an auction?

Pressed it thinking something new has come up, but it’s activated;

Wanted to press something else damn

“What was the other thing?

― Jujak) I was trying to press the function to search for lewd images but my hand slipped

“Even Jujak can’t resist lewd images lol”

“Compared to an auction house, risqué pictures are a hundred times better, lol”

“But doesn’t the auction house have a listing fee or something?”

– User (Ju-Ddak): “I set it to the minimum because it’s a hassle.”

“Lmao, such an alpha move!”

“Whose pocket does the fee go into?”

– User (Ju-Ddak): “I take it, naturally.”

“But you’re not collecting it?”

“A paragon of virtue, are you?”

“Do paragons of virtue collect dirty pictures? Lololol”

“Seems like the modern paragons have different standards, huh.”

“Indeed.”

“What’s with this guy, lol”

“A living paragon of virtue has entered the chat, hahahaha”

“Does User (Ju-Ddak) have a lot of money?”

– User (Ju-Ddak): “Tonight’s dinner is skewered chicken and water.”

“Lolololol”

“Crazy about chicken skewers, lmao”

– User (Nickname): “You can still get by without money, lol”

“If you’re broke, just eat whatever, hahahaha.”

Title) “Now that we’re making money through the auction, will my people get a salary?”

“Escape from unpaid slavery, lol”

“For real, lol. Even when we ran the gambling den, you paid us.”

“A professional dealer among my people, intense.”

“If you pay well, they probably won’t run off, yep.”

“Why do you have to pay them?”

“What is this guy, a dwarf running a mining operation? Lol”

“Slaves in the mines, lmao”

“They have a different mindset, lol”

“It’s like, ‘Why pay them at all?’ Lol, for real, hahahaha.”

– User (Ju-Ddak)

Title) Do you pay the miners a salary?

Why would I?

ㄴThis guy is crazy ㅋㅋ

ㄴHe’s so confident ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴDoing more than the owner of the mine ㅋㅋ

ㄴMiners are slavesㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴBut if you really don’t pay them, wouldn’t there be a riot?

— Mine Owner) It’s alright, then just ban them

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴThe Owner’s method of resolving the problem ㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴThey’re satisfied as long as they can use the gallery ㅋㅋㅋ

“They should still pay them something though.”

Well, he says that, but it’s nothing more than troll bait for the gallery.

Of course, the miners will be taken care of.

In the real world, it’s obvious to work them 24 hours as unpaid labour.

If there’s money, obviously, they get paid.

It would be nice to give them more as a bonus.

They’ll be happy to earn some money even while mining.

He glanced over the chat log to get a feel for the atmosphere.

-Plant Druid: Where does the Demon King really live???

-Demon King: I live in the capital of Mazaros~~~

-Plant Druid: Stop lying!!!

-Demon King: I never lie ＞ ＜ Elves pretending not to be outcasts are the real liars~! They’re the ones who swing wands around~~!

-Plant Druid: I’m not an outcast! I’m very young!!!

-Demon King: Young Elf (950 years old), it’s shocking~~

-Hero: Is Druid Gyeong really 950 years old?!

-Plant Druid: No!!!!!!!!

-Hero: I fell for it again…

-Mine Owner: They’re having funㅋㅋ

They don’t seem to care about much else.

The atmosphere gave the impression that it would be okay to discuss the compensation later on.

Is it perhaps, because they are so wealthy, they lack nothing related to money?

‘It was the same back on Earth too.’

The silver-spoon slackers or the sh*t-spoon nobodies, the Bill Gate type hour-rich slackers.

Either really rich people or those rich in time, they tend to be the main slackers.

It’s probably the same here.

After all, they picked those who have a lot of active time, either the wealthy or those rich in time. One of the two, right?

…Don’t those guys get tired from competing all day everyday?

The plant druid absorbs the Demon King-chan’s aggro so well.

At that rate, it must be a natural-born sandbag talent.

They should decide the outcome amongst themselves.

Chuckling, he went back to reading the messages in the gallery.

Title: Pity the Slackers

Especially the Demon King-chan is pitiful ㅠㅠ

ㄴAgreed, the old fellow being abused is pitiful as well ㅇㅇ;

ㄴWhat about the Elderly… they should go to the forest ㅇㅇ;

ㄴIs he still alive? ㅋㅋ

ㄴWhy let it go ㅋㅋ

ㄴIs the hero not pitiful?

ㄴIt seems that this bird is still looking for heroic party members ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

ㄴBecoming a hero’s party member means becoming a slacker?

ㄴI noticed there’s no room for slackers

ㄴPotential slacker status: enslaved ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Title: What features can be added to the gallery next time?

ㅇㅇ? Please publish the list

– Host) I don’t know what’s there

ㄴWhat do you know?

– Host) I don’t know

ㄴWow, the person who doesn’t know what he doesn’t knowㅋㅋ

ㄴThe reason for not knowing what he doesn’t know is because he doesn’t know it ㅋㅋ

ㄴYou surely talk well lol

ㄴYou seem smart lol

Title) Are you planning on adding a gallery feature?

It seems like you’re choosing from a list, have you thought of anything?

—Ju-dak: Well, I haven’t thought about it yet.

‘I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do in the first place.’

What should I add? I guess I’ll have to ponder a bit before deciding.

The next feature will be carefully selected.

Title) Can Ju-dak identify auction participants?

Huh?

—Ju-dak) I can, but I’m not going to bother tracking who’s buying and selling what.

ㄴHow can we trust you on that?

―Ju-dak) Why would I bother doing that? It’s tiring.

ㄴHow can we trust you?

―Ju-dak) Wait and see.

―Ju-dak) Purchasing a small amount of elf saliva, three elf panties, and slime jelly.

ㄴWtf;; Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry;;; Won’t mess with you again.

ㄴLol Instantly revealing the purchase history.

ㄴManaging the gallery alone must be tiring, why would he do that lol

ㄴIf Ju-dak can identify who is who at the auction, I can’t trust him;

ㄴAt least he’s confident. Thank goodness lol. One of the former Ju-daks used tracking and detection features to stalk female gallery members in real life lol

ㄴWhat did they do after they found them?

ㄴHe got killed spying on a naked dragon lady

ㄴLololololol

ㄴThe best he can do is peeping lol

ㄴWtf that’s creepy lol

ㄴDue to laziness, Ju-dak probably won’t be checking every single auction. There are 35,000 transactions per hour lol

ㄴIf he checks all 35,000 transactions, he won’t be able to manage the gallery lol

“Of course I won’t be able to.”

How can he possibly check all those auction records?

Naturally, I’ll let the auction house fend for itself to some extent.

I’m pleased with the variety of food on offer.

I don’t know who made it, but I bought a delicious-looking apple pie and a pineapple pizza.

“Ah, it’s steaming hot.”

I wonder if it’s preserved in this freshly made state. It looks incredibly tasty.

Crispy.

Upon taking a bite of the apple pie, my mouth is filled with the rich taste of apple jam.

The pizza has everything from pepperoni to pineapple.

“Wow, I’m a real gourmet.”

I’m about to eat the pizza, but then I realized there’s no cola.

Another World Gallery

━Management Level: 2

━Points: 21034

【Weapons】

【Armor】

【Accessories】

【Consumables】

【Food】

【Miscellaneous】

I found it in the food tab of the gallery manager.

━Six cans of Zero Cola (1 point)

It feels a bit pricey for six cans at one point.

I bought one and gulped it down with the pizza.

“Mmm…”

The pizza is washed down in a refreshing gulp.

I solved lunch with this conveninent auction system, and when I was about to log into the gallery, a mind-blowing thought struck me.

“?”

Does this other world have cola?

I searched the auction house just in case, but there were no such beverages.

There were only somewhat similar sodas. When I bought one and tried it, it didn’t have the refreshing taste of carbonation. It is a low-tier version of cola.

It gives off a vibe similar to the 815 cola I used to eat in the army.

I wonder how people who have tasted only such beverages would react if they tried ‘real’ cola.

What would happen if I were to try auctioning cola?

【Register a can of Zero Cola?】

【Yes】

I pressed the button and waited briefly.

I am going to list all the remaining five cans and wait for reaction.

If someone were to buy it and drink it at the auction, they should be surprised.

I put the items up for auction with a one-minute time limit.

【The auction has begun.】

【The item has been sold.】

As purchases are quickly made, the market price begins to form.

37 silver per can?

Given 10,000Won per Silver, this means each can costs 370,000Won.

‘I guess the price might go higher.’

Also, the auction time was short and the supply was likely smaller than the demand.

As I enter the gallery, a post has been uploaded by a participant who bought the cola.

Hot off the press, feedback post-purchase!

Title) I just purchased this thing called cola, wtf

There is a foreign metal the drink is contained in.

There was black water inside too, looked dangerous so I was wary

So, I closed my eyes and drank it, it was sooooo good.

Refreshing and tasty enough to give beer a run for its money.

– Wow, there are such things?

– That’s cool; who sold it?

– I think it must’ve been a bystander.

– Sometimes, bystanders from other worlds sell strange items.

– Could it be a bystander’s ability to summon items from another country?

– Flying squids were real lol.

– ? Flying squids?

Remember that time when catching flying squids caused chaos on the continent? lol

lol

[Thread Title] Selling Pop Cola, damn!!!!!!!!!

It’s too delicious, try selling in bulk!!!!!!

-As much as that?

-I had one and got addicted, seriously.

-lmao what a crazy lie.

-I’m serious, bro.

-I just tried one too, and it really does have an unique taste.

-For real;;; I took off my pants after eating it.

-Why did you take off your pants, you crazy bastard lol?

As expected, everyone’s tastes were similar, so the cola had great reviews.

‘Should I sell lots at once?’

Money duplicating bug on.

I bought a large quantity of cola and threw it onto the auction house.

Immediate purchase price, 20 silver.

Just in case there are those who can’t afford it, I blocked the bidding auction to prevent the price from inflating too much.

[Thread Title] Damn, Cola is up for sale!!!!!!!!!!!

-lmao

-Damn lol The crazy dude who uploaded 600 at once lol

-Even the 600 amount was cleared in 5 seconds damn

-Upload more!!!!!!!

-I will give you money, so upload more!!!!!!!!!!!!

“People really don’t have self-control when it comes to cola.”

I chuckled and bought more colas.

Taste the life of the modern man who’s addicted to dopamine.