Chapter 8: "I mean how cool is it to become a doctor huh?"
After flying around the Konoha Village I finally found the Konoha Hospital. It is a blue roofed building with bright red symbol on the entrance. I decided to land in front of the entrance and walked into it like any normal human would.
I walked towards the receptionist and floated a few inches up since I was still a bit short. "Hi, I'm Haios. I think I have a minor stab wound from training." I told the brown haired woman in front of me.
The woman looked at me for a moment and realized that I am floating a little. "Are you a kunoichi?" She asked me.
"Academy Student." I replied simply.
She smiled and stood up from her seat. "Right this way Haios san." Then she glanced at her friend who was currently reading a novel and motioned her to take over.
The woman then led me towards a special wing in the hospital that treats the Ninja of the village. "In this room you will be treated by one of our medic nin trainee. There's also a doctor in this room that'll take over if anything goes wrong." She explained before opening the door for me.
The first thing I see after she opened the door is a girl about my age with bright pink hair and a slightly bigger forehead. The next thing I saw was a bunch of beds and some medical equipment in the room. Kinda like an ordinary hospital.
Then the pink haired girl noticed me and I swear I could see the literal flames of hell burning in her eyes. She looked at the doctor beside her and gave him a very big smile. "Umm... May I treat this patient alone? I want to see if I can do this without supervision." She said innocently.
The Doctor smiled and nodded at her. "I like your confidence! Don't worry I won't be far, call me if you need anything." Then he looked at me and winked. "Careful, she can be a bit feisty sometimes." He said before walking towards the door behind me.
'click' the door closed and Sakura stood up from her seat with a murderous look on her face. "You!" She exclaimed in anger. "It's all you fault!"
I gulped nervously and think back to anything I've ever done to any pink haired girl. "Umm... What exactly did I do?" A scalpel flew inches away from my neck. "Well, that escalated quickly..." I muttered while looking at the scalpel sticking on the wall behind me.
"It's because of you I was kicked out of the academy!!!" Sakura exclaimed in anger.
Oh... So that's why... I really didn't thought about it...
"Well, you become a doctor! That's something right? You can get a degree and a career and people call you doctor. I mean how cool is it to become a doctor huh?" I asked her while silently hoping the actual doctor will return any moment soon.
Sakura gritted her teeth in rage. "I don't want to be a doctor!!!" She exclaimed. "I want to be a kunoichi! I want to prove Ino Pig that I am better than her! I want to be with Sasuke kun!" Then she glared at me and walked towards me. "And now there's nothing I can do because of you!!!"
I sighed and pressed my hand on my forehead. "Look... I didn't ask you to be put into the hospital. I didn't ask to get dropped off into this world. I didn't ask to get enrolled at the academy. And I definitely didn't ask to ruin your life. Okay?"
Sakura folded his arms in front of his chest and sighed. "You're right..." Then she looked at me for a moment. "Minor stab wound, where is it?" She asked while looking at my body closely.
I pointed at my right shoulder. "Training accident..." Sakura nodded and walked closer towards me to inspect my wound. She was about to take out a scissor to cut off my trench coat but I quickly unbuttoned my trench coat.
"No, not until I can figure out where to get another one of these." I said while taking off my trench coat, revealing the white T-Shirt I wear underneath. "You can cut the T-Shirt if you want." I added.
Sakura just rolled her eyes and gently cut the part of the shirt with a dark patch of blood. She looked at the wound in front of her and narrowed her eyes in confusion. "That's odd...The wound is open but there's not much blood flowing out..."
"That's because I'm blocking it off with my power." I replied. "Do you want me to open it?"
Sakura took out some cotton and dipped it inside antiseptic. "All right, you can open it now." I opened the force field and blood came flowing down steadily. "Aww... My T-Shirt..." I muttered after seeing the blood flowing down to my white T-Shirt.
The pink haired girl gently cleaned up my wound while silently observing it. "This is a Kunai wound isn't it?" She asked. "I thought academy student isn't allowed to use actual Kunai for training."
"Yeah, I figured..." I muttered in response. "But I guess Uchiha gets a special treatment. Don't you think?" I added.
Sakura chuckled a little. "Sasuke did this to you?" She asked. "Serves you right for fighting him."
"Yep, I think he also cracked my ribs. His roundhouse kick means business." I replied while hissing a little when the antiseptic reacts with my wound. "By the way, I think being a doctor doesn't mean you won't get a chance to get Sasuke."
The girl raised her eyebrow and I know that I've earned her attention. "Well, you see; if Sasuke ever get hurt. You get to treat him. Heck, you don't even have to worry about any other girls. You can just say: 'Go away! He's still recovering!' and have Sasuke all just for you."
Then I smirked. "And hey, since you're a doctor, you can do some... 'Medical Examinations' on him if you know what I mean." Sakura blushed furiously after hearing that and almost dropped the cotton. "Just think about it, just you and Sasuke alone in the room."
"Okay Stop!" Sakura exclaimed, her face redder than a steamed crab. "You are breaking my concentration." She put down the cotton and took a deep breath. "Now stop talking, I'm going to do simple healing technique on you."
Her hand glows green for a moment and I can feel an unknown energy pressing on my shoulder. "Huh?" Sakura muttered in confusion. Her hand glows brighter and pressure increased. "That's odd... My chakra won't flow into your body... Are you blocking me?"
I shook my head. "Maybe it's because I don't have any chakra." I replied.
"But that's impossible! All living things have chakra!" She replied
"Not from this world remember?"
Sakura clamped her mouth shut after hearing that. Then she sighed a little and prepared to stitch my wound. "This is going to hurt a lot." She said before applying the needle. "Deep breath, my sedating genjutsu also don't work on you."
I sighed a little and prepared myself for a world of pain.
After half an hour of painful stabs with needle, Sakura finally stitched my wound and bandaged it. I took off my bloodied T-Shirt and put on my trench coat.
"You're not wearing anything underneath that." Sakura pointed out as I opened one of the hospital windows. "Also, I'm not an expert on it but I don't think that you should be flying around with a wound."
I rolled my eyes and floated a few inches up. "This trench coat is pretty thick and flying is as effortless as walking." I flew out of the window and twirled around before waving at Sakura. "See you later Sakura chan!!!"
"Later!!!" The pink haired girl replied before closing the hospital window.
With that, I flew up into the sky and soared towards the Hokage Monument. Just as I expected, I can see Naruto sitting on the platform on top of the mountain. "Heya Naruto!!" I exclaimed before landing right next to him.
"Haios chan! Where have you been!? I've been looking for you everywhere!!!" Naruto exclaimed in a mixture of worry and excitement.
I blinked owlishly after hearing that. "I thought I told you. I was training in the Uchiha Complex..." I replied in confusion.
Naruto pouted and looked away from me childishly. "But why are you spending time with that bastard!!! He's mean and grumpy!" He exclaimed
I sighed a little at his childishness. "You know what, since I just had the most agonizing experience in the hospital. I'm gonna do something incredibly stupid! Like I always do when I'm having a sanity leak."
Naruto looked at me in confusion. "What are you going to... WAAAAHH!!!!" His sentence was cut short when I suddenly grabbed his feet with the force and starts dragging him flying through the air. "HAIOS CHAN!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!"
I just giggled at his panicked expression before twirling around in the air. Maybe it's because I'm dragging him by his feet, maybe he just don't like heights very well, but I can feel Naruto going limp in my grasp.
Soon I found my target and start diving down towards the buildings at the end of the village. I can see a very familiar face looking at me from the roof in confusion. "OI! SASUKE!!! CATCH!!!"
With a spin, I launched Naruto towards the ground and the Uchiha just looked at me like I'm crazy. He jumped into the air and caught the blonde with both arms before landing safely on the ground below. Then he dropped Naruto to the ground like a sack of potatoes. "What was that Haios san?" Sasuke asked in annoyance.
I grinned sheepishly and landed gently in front of him. "Well, I was thinking about testing your reflect by throwing weapons at you." Then I looked at Naruto lying unconscious on the ground. "Then I realized that weapons are too mainstream so I decided to throw you a Naruto instead."
Sasuke sighed a little. "Why are you here?" He muttered.
"That is a good question!!!" I replied. "You see, I'm planning to make you and Naruto hang out and get to know each other. But I don't know where to start." Then I looked at the unconscious Uzumaki below me. "What do you think Naruto?"
There's no response so I looked back at Sasuke. "What do you think Sasuke?"
"Maybe we can start by waking up the dobe." Sasuke pointed out.
Okay, I almost forgot about that. "Naruto! Wake up!" I exclaimed towards him. "Unless you don't want a ramen that is..."
The second I said ramen, the blonde jolted out of ground and stood tall and strong beside me. "Great! Now Naruto, this is Sasuke. Sasuke, this is Naruto." I said while wondering how this situation can actually escalate.
They both glared at each other before shaking hands.
"Teme..." Naruto whispered.
"Dobe..." Sasuke replied.
"Well... Nobody said this is gonna be easy..." I muttered to myself.