Chapter 86 Your name is very similar to a certain celebrity
Inside the classroom.
"Woo!" In the classroom, Sougo Doma stretched out happily.
Turning his head and looking at Kasumigaoka Shiu who was pretending to be dozing, Sougo Toma said: "Speaking of which, these teachers are so easy. They can go back on their own after just one self-study and still get paid. It's really unfair!"
Who do you think caused this?
"Don't ask me, I'm just a light novelist whose mind is occupied by love." Kasumigaoka Shiyu said in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
Sougo Toma came forward and said, "Hey, I'm just raising a chestnut. I won't mention you next time I raise an apple!"
And next time?
Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought for a while: "Are you a demon?"
Sougo Tsuchima pointed at himself: "Me?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at him with what you thought was her eyes.
"Not a monster."
"God?"
"Not a god."
"alien?"
"Why can't I just be an ordinary Earthling?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought for a while, tilted his head and said, "Can ordinary people on earth jump from a height of six or seven stories and still remain unscathed?"
"No! I actually suffered internal injuries. If you go over and look for it now, you might be able to find a hair that I lost."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
"So, he is not unscathed!"
In response, Kasumigaoka Shiyu expressed that she did not want to speak and turned her head, revealing the back of her head.
"This maid is very naughty, or is it that Teacher Kasumi Shiko is the kind of person who makes a bet but is unwilling to admit it?"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu turned her head again and gritted her teeth: "What do you want to do again?"
"I'm thirsty."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
"Go buy me some water." Sougo Toma handed over a thousand-yuan note.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
Do you really treat her like a maid?
“Aren’t you a feminist?”
"Yes!" Sougo Doma nodded: "But that doesn't stop me from hiring a maid. If you don't even give them a job, then you're not a true feminist fighter!"
Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."
This bastard has so many lies!
Grabbing the money from Sougo Toma, Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked out the door angrily.
Then.
Sougo Tsuchima began to scan around.
Ten seconds later.
He poked the boy in the front row on the back.
"Hi, classmate, what's your name?"
The boy looked back at Sougo Doma and said nothing.
Sougo is a traitor among boys, he won't pay attention to him.
Sougo Doma spoke again: "Tsk, tsk, do you like the girl in the second row or the third row?"
Hearing this, the senior man looked back in horror: "You, are you talking nonsense? What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Really? But you have looked at that girl eight times in three minutes. Although your eyes are fleeting, you can't hide it from me."
"I, I don't have it." The man in the front row showed a little lack of confidence.
"Tsk! Regardless of whether you have it or not, you still haven't told me your name."
"..."
"If you don't want to, then I'll try to pursue that girl. Wow, it seems quite fun." Sougo Toma pursed his lips and said.
"Don't mess around, I'm Fujigami, Takuya Fujigami."
Upon hearing this name, Sougo Doma felt that endless green light was emitting from the heads of the boys in the front row.
"What a good name!" He couldn't help but sigh.
Fujigami Takuya was stunned. His name is very good?
"It would be better if Fujigami were changed to Fujiwara! This is a celebrity."
"celebrity?"
"Have you ever heard of the Akina Mountain Car God?"
"Akina Shankar God?" Fujiyama Takuya was a little confused. However, to be called a god in a certain field, he was considered a big shot no matter what. For a moment, he also felt that his name was good.
"Tsk, tsk, let me tell you, Akinayama Racing God is most famous not for his driving skills, but for his 'loyal' love with his girlfriend. That makes me shed tears." Sougo Doma looked sincere.
"The car god and his girlfriend?"
"Yes, it's a touching love! But, Fujigami, I believe in you. You and the girl in the second row and the third row can be like the car god and his girlfriend."
"Can I do it?" Fujigami Takuya was a little unsure.
"Believe in yourself, everyone is Takuya, why can he do it but you can't?" Sougo Toma encouraged.
Fujigami Takuya: "..."
Yes, everyone is Takuya, why can that guy do it but not him?
etc!
What is he thinking about? He is a car expert, but he can't even drive a car.
Sougo Doma glanced at him and said: "Relationships are not decided by whether you can drive or not."
In an instant.
Takuya Fujigami introduced Sougo Doma as his confidant, and he actually guessed what he was thinking.
If Kasumigaoka Shiu were here, he would definitely say, don't believe him, he can read minds, Sougo Toma - in fact, he can read micro-expressions, there is no way, students nowadays have their thoughts written on their faces, so why not Like those old foxes, it’s hard to look at any of them, except Tujian Guilong.
"Do you need me to teach you how to chase girls?" Zongwu, who is still single since birth, suggested.
Fujigami Takuya looked a little moved.
only.
"I, I want to catch her with my own strength."
"Are you sure?" Sougo Toma said in a kind tone: "You are not afraid that the little cabbage you are optimistic about will be beaten by other wild boars, you are not afraid that she will appear in front of you holding other people's hands, and you are not afraid that ten years later , you wake up alone, look at her wedding photos with someone else, and cry silently..."
Thinking about Sougo's words, Fujigami Takuya shuddered.
"do not talk."
"You are not afraid that the man will treat her badly, and you are not afraid that she will become a yellow-faced woman, crying all day long..."
"That's enough!" Fujigami Takuya couldn't help shouting, causing a bunch of people to turn their attention to him. He could only stand up and apologize repeatedly. After everyone turned their heads, he turned back and said: "Master , please teach me how to chase girls!"
He has been a straight man for two lifetimes, and he was single from birth to mother. He nodded with satisfaction and said, "A child can be taught."
Fujigami Takuya was even more convinced when he saw Sougo's masterful attitude.
"I have several plans here, do you want to try them all?"
"How many plans?" Fujigami Takuya looked horrified. Sure enough, an expert is an expert. He can even have several plans for chasing girls, but unlike him, he can't even talk to her.
"Of course, if you learn all these plans - not only chasing girls, but also finding a few rich women to support you will be easy."
Fujigami Takuya: "..."
This master is right.
"Look, here I have the domineering president type, the cold prince type, the comely student type, the pretentious type, the deadpan type..."
Fujigami Takuya: "..."
Why is it that the more he hears, the more something is wrong with him? Forget about being pretentious, what the hell is this shamelessness?
"Master, regarding shamelessness..."
Before he could finish speaking, Sougo Doma had already said, "Fujigami, you know, no matter what style, you must adhere to three points!"
"Three, three o'clock?"
“So, take good notes!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Takuya Fujigami had already taken out his notebook and pen. He felt even more anxious than Sougo Toma.
In response to this, Sougo, the single mother-in-law, nodded with satisfaction again.