NOVEL NEXT Chapter 9 The bird comes to collect the bill
Xu Muhua fell asleep while cursing, but he couldn't rest peacefully in his sleep and had a scary dream!
In her dream, she discovered that she had indeed worn a book, the same book she had read.
But soon she found that she seemed to be controlled by something. She had no choice but to continue to commit suicide as written in the book. She turned against Pei Shaorong and followed the original plot, ending up in a miserable death!
When she was about to die, she suddenly realized that she was actually the original owner, the Xu Muhua in the book!And what she thought was the so-called wearing a book turned out to be her fantasy before she died!
Omg!
This dream scared Xu Muhua awake!
She wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, groaning angrily, with gloomy eyes.
Hahaha, if this is really the case, then let’s destroy it together! She is sure to drag everyone along with her to finish, so there is no reason for her to go on the road alone! Anyway, in the book, everyone in the Xu Mansion has a bad ending, and they can gather a few tables to play mahjong on Huangquan Road.
She fell back and fell back on the bed, spreading her limbs like a dried salted fish, except that she smelled of pickling all over her body.
"Here, here, this should be it. That woman should live here."
"Tsk, this woman is really useless. She lives in such a remote place. It seems that she is not treated well in this house."
"But why did I hear that she is quite favored here?"
"Brother, you must have been cheated!"
Xu Muhua blinked, suspecting that she was hallucinating, otherwise how could she hear the sounds of the two birds?Aren't they in the palace?
She rolled over from the bed and sat up, then came to the window with her bare feet, and carefully opened it a crack - "I'll go!"
She shrank back suddenly, her heart beating wildly. Because she had just opened a crack, and she was faced with two pairs of round bird eyes and an enlarged beak, which almost poked her nose!
"Open the door, woman, open the door!"
"I saw you just now, don't pretend to be dead, we are here to collect the bill!"
"Brother, open the window, this is the window!"
"Oh, open the window! Come on!"
The windows that were closed again were flapping and banging by something, it must be their wings.
Xu Muhua was worried that she would be found out if she woke up the maid, so she quickly opened the window.
The two birds couldn't wait to fly in, and the familiar one landed on the pillow on her bed and on the table.
Xu Muhua's eyes fell on the one on the pillow. When he saw it, he stepped on his pillow with both feet, resisting the urge to drive it away.
I can’t get rid of this pillow. Who knows if its feet have just stepped on shit!
The bird tilted its head, and I don't know if it understood what it was. It jumped up and down on Xu Muhua's bed. Not only did it step on her pillow, but it also stepped on all of her bed and quilts!Xu Muhua’s forehead veins jumped when he saw it!
Finally, he flew out with satisfaction, landed next to his brother, and screamed twice, in a completely provocative manner!
Xu Muhua fell silent.
Unexpectedly, she had been reduced to a situation where she was provoked by a bird and had no choice but to do anything about it.
I'm sorry, she has embarrassed all mankind!
"Woman, we are here to collect the bill. Where is the honey?"
Xu Muhua never expected that one day he would be called for debt by a bird.
"It's so early in the morning, where can I find honey for you?"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Ban immediately became furious, "You don't want to default on the debt, do you? Burning bridges?"
It knows that humans are treacherous animals!
This is an insult to her!
"Can you please stop using idioms randomly? How could I default on the bill? It's just a little bit of honey. You can have as much as you want!" Look how much it can drink from its bird belly!
"It's just that it's still dark out. Where can I find honey for you?"
Big Spot has always insisted on being a good bird, but he cannot resist the temptation of honey.
It lowered its head to straighten its feathers with its beak and said, "There should be one in the kitchen."
Under the "force" of the two birds, Xu Muhua had no choice but to put on his clothes, quietly left the room, walked out of the courtyard door, and headed towards the kitchen.
Although the Xu Mansion is the Duke's Mansion, there are not many masters in the mansion, and they are not people who like extravagance and show off, so the number of servants to serve is enough, not too many.Along the way, we met a few servants who got up early and were busy with work, but Xu Muhua avoided them all and made it to the kitchen smoothly.
At this time, there was only one cook preparing in the kitchen. Xu Muhua was thinking about how to sneak in and get the honey. He casually glanced around and saw a fat cat squatting at the door of the kitchen, leisurely licking his paws. hair.
Seeing this fat cat, Xu Muhua was shocked.
It's rare to be this fat. Can you still jump up and catch mice?
She withdrew her gaze and lifted one foot out...
"Every master in this house is an idiot. If this continues, my cat's food ration will be a problem. Alas, in just a few days, I have lost a lot of weight."
Xu Muhua's just-raised foot stopped in mid-air. He couldn't put it down or take it back. He couldn't help but glance at the fat cat at the door again.
She was already very calm when she heard the animals talking again.
But what does it mean?
After thinking about it, Xu Muhua felt that as a member of the Xu Mansion, he had the responsibility and obligation to safeguard the interests of the Xu Mansion! So she withdrew, walked to the small yard outside the kitchen, hid under a tree and hissed at the surprisingly fat cat.
It took the fat cat a long time to wake up and realize that the human under the tree was calling it.
It hesitated for a moment and then walked over slowly and elegantly, letting it come out of Yang Yuhuan's aura. Xu Muhua was very impressed when he saw it.
If human beings were so fat, there would be no beauty at all!
Xu Muhua was not afraid of scaring it, and asked directly: "Fat cat, what do you mean by what you just said? Why did you say that the owner of this house is stupid? I am not stupid, otherwise I would not be able to hear what you said!"
The cat immediately became furious when he heard the word "fat cat" and growled threateningly at Xu Muhua.
Are you polite, stupid human! It’s not called fat, it’s called rich. Do you understand being rich?
It assumed an attack posture and pounced on it. As a result, it jumped into the air, its short and fat limbs scratched in the air, and then fell straight down! When it fell to the ground, it caused the ash layer and fallen leaves to fly all over the sky!
???
Is there a monster? Otherwise, how could this human being understand what it said?
Could she be a cat demon?