chapter 1
1 – Academy Certified Pompon
《Fantasy X Academy》
This game, popularly known as Fanta Aca, is a character collection type mobile game.
The type of game where you can enjoy attractive characters and storylines without too much stress if you have the money.
Exhausted from the day, I was lying on the bed watching the newly updated episodes.
The Quagga River.
The academy explodes with wild explosions.
— Why! Why! I gave everything for you guys, but I wonder if not a single one of you is looking back at me?
— Ji, calm down Ian…
— Die b*tches! Everyone dies!
An academy cadet whose entire body is stained black runs rampant. A half-ruined academy.
Above that, a phrase announcing the start of a new episode came to mind.
[ Chapter ■. Act 1. Rising Darkness]
That’s how the video for the new episode ended.
I mumbled without even realizing it.
“Wow, I knew this would happen, you bastard.”
Why did you say ‘I did’ all of a sudden?
The guy who suddenly broke the academy in the last episode.
[ Ian Von Fong Eastan Black Angus ]
He has the same name as me, so I watched closely. Of course, the full names are not the same.
“How could a person’s name be Ian Dong X Pong Pong Heukwoo.”
I have a precious name passed down from my parents, Kim Ian, and that child has a name that shows the sense of the development team, Ian Pongpong.
Anyway.
Of course, having a guy with the same name appear in a game is usually not a bad thing. Because if he forms a harem, I will also be able to obtain vicarious satisfaction.
But this guy was different.
This guy appears as a thorn in the eye from the beginning of the scenario.
“It would have been better if it was a proper villain.”
It is ambiguous to say that he is a villain.
If you have to argue, what you do is good, but do you feel bad about it?
Where is that?
‘Ian von Fong Eastan Black Anchors’
To sum this guy up in one word, it’s ‘black beef pongpong’.
If there is a pretty-looking character, I will look at it.
If a user actually raises a female character, this guy suddenly appears and gives something to him.
For example, something like this.
If you play the heroine Lina Roswell, an elementalist.
— Rina Don’t you need this? It’s a hard-earned elemental crystal. Ah. I put class preparations in the desk. Have you seen them? This is a lunch box. Do you want to eat lunch?
In this way, they take care of things that are difficult to obtain or troublesome.
It’s not just Lina.
He also takes care of the other three heroines.
If you raise Sharon, a swordsman, you will receive swords and equipment, if you raise Aria, a saint, you will receive psychological support, and if you raise Emilia, a lightning-type mage and heir to the guild, you will receive various chores.
“Miscellaneous items, hard-to-find equipment, all kinds of jewels, even growth buffs…”
He is a guy who takes care of a lot of things.
And at this point, it is only natural to ask this question.
— Aren’t you a geek?
It is only natural that these opinions will appear.
In fact, during the newbie influx season, many opinions praising Ian Black Angus appeared in the community.
— Receive a newbie: If you have a kid like Ian Pongpong among your friends, you won’t have a wish ㅋ ㅋ
‘They were mainly newbies.’
You will realize it while playing the game.
Everything this bastard gives me has a dark heart.
If you recklessly accept and eat what this guy takes care of, these events will happen.
That’s when this crazy guy starts babbling on the characters I grew up with.
[ Lina (5 stars) has received a letter of confession. Would you like to accept? (Y/N) ]
— Newbie Accept: What happens if you accept this?
— ㅇㅇ : Heroine NTR hit
— Newbie Receive: □□ I searched. What game is this?
— ㅇㅇ : Heroine refuses even if you press accept as the commenter above. But what about the relationship between you and the heroine?
Ian von Fong Eastan Black Angus. In short, all the hogujis of ‘Pongpongi’ contained such an unpleasant feeling.
Help, show off. Help, tease I wish I hadn’t helped, but I helped again, showing off.
It’s okay to do that to just one person. If you only see pretty heroines, you keep repeating it. If you just noticed it, it’s all on the level of giggling.
— Get a newbie: No, you f*cking crazy bastard. Can’t this kid just die?
— ㅇㅇ : Yes, I have to hold on until he kills himself later and disappears hahahahaha
Then, from the player’s point of view, this will come naturally.
— Receive newbie: Gemsack certification. I’m sorry
Therefore, Ian Black Angus has two nicknames. One is ‘Pongpong’. One is the ‘newbie cutter’.
He takes care of a lot of things. Unlucky guy.
“People who run fan clubs out of debt to female cams don’t do that, really.”
Actually, well… It’s an act that gets dull after a while.
There’s no way the heroines fall for him, and it’s helpful anyway.
‘Isn’t this just a good kid, but a bit lacking?’
As is the case with the original Pong Pong.
The worst side story that appears when you have this thought.
[ Suicide Threat Show ]
As you progress through the story, this guy disappears at some point. If you flip through the student newspaper of the next date, you will find this story.
[ Early in the evening, an incident occurred in which a cadet jumped off a rooftop. The extent of the injuries caused by the suicide attempt is unknown, and four letters were found at the scene, which are believed to be the will of the cadet who jumped after checking fingerprints. ]
He jumped off the roof because he was indiscriminately babbling and things didn’t work out.
― I’m jumping because you guys didn’t accept my confession.
While sending such wills to each heroine.
“It’s really the worst of the worst.”
Pongpong. Aka the newbie cutter.
There was no dispute that he was the main culprit in turning ‘Panta X Arca’ into a manga game.
“… No wait.”
A bastard like that has been resurrected and is making a mess of the academy…?
‘No matter how dark it gets, it’s worth recognizing that he has the talent to complete the academy by himself.’
This is enough for every chestnut sweet potato.
But these days, everyone has left, so I’m almost covering the leaderboard.
“You can’t fail.”
I can’t tolerate the money I spent on this game.
I jumped out of bed.
“You have to leave feedback, feedback.”
I hurriedly sat down at the computer desk.
Because you need a keyboard to send feedback properly.
Finding the game homepage was not difficult.
Click. Click.
I went straight to the Feedback tab.
[I’m tired of making nicknames] : I’d like to make a suggestion.
[I’m too lazy to make a nickname] : A character named Ian Von Pong. Looks like you need to fix it.
Because there are many of these guys
…
(Omitted)
…
Not only the characters, but even the players are hard to like. To be honest, at the beginning, I was really angry just by appearing. Besides, in this scenario, it went black and blew up the academy? I would rather recommend reducing the weight in the beginning of the scenario. Then at least you can save a few newbies.
“…Enter.”
— Click
Feedback was sent with a cheerful sound.
Proud.
Suddenly, the green light came on at the inquiry window.
Oh what.
Did you see the developer guy?
[Developer] : It is difficult to sympathize with the opinion that the character Ian is so disgusting. For the characters, Ian has a lot to offer. If you give that much, shouldn’t you like it a little bit? Whore.
“… What?”
You, whore? Isn’t that what he said to Heroin? Developer boy. The answer is a bit strange.
[It’s too much of a hassle to make a nickname] : People don’t like it just because they give it away unconditionally. Excessive favor can sometimes be a burden.
[ Developer ] : After all, humans are ungrateful. Intelligence programming gone wrong. From that damn year. That b*tch is the culprit
What is this bastard?
Why does the word b*tch come up all of a sudden?
What else is the culprit?
Could it be that they moved into Pongpongi? Do you think the heroines should have responded to such one-sided and indiscriminate favors?
‘Isn’t this your daughter?’
He is a developer who empathizes with a character who resembles Ji.
Perhaps this person designed the entire character of Pong Pong.
“… Wait.”
Then Pongpong lost half of the academy in this scenario. Did you really fly this, not a show?
I broke out in a cold sweat.
“Wow…”
This developer bastard.
It’s not financial finance.
[Developer] : Players like you stole my… My characters. It’s wrong in the first place. It’s my fault for giving too many things to the player.
I suddenly got goosebumps.
Avoiding crazy people is the medicine.
I played with my hands quickly.
[I’m too lazy to make a nickname] : Ahahahaha… Actually, it was just my personal opinion. Developers should know more about the game.
Cold sweat ran down my back as I typed.
For some reason, I had an ominous feeling.
I looked behind me.
“Right. No one is there.”
But why does it seem like someone is staring at me like this?
My mouth is very dry.
No. It makes no sense. No matter how crazy the developer is, he can’t keep an eye on my house.
‘Let’s just apologize and turn it off.’
The moment I tried to put my hands on the keyboard with that thought.
— Beep!
Suddenly, the monitor screen went black.
“Ah! I’m surprised.”
My heart was pounding like crazy.
Maybe the screen just went out?
Timing is bad for once.
“Oh.”
That moment.
White letters appeared on the black screen.
[ Developer ]: You.
… What is this?
Didn’t the screen go out?
Why is this?
“Ah… f*ck.”
I had an ominous feeling.
[Developer]: Are you quick-witted?
Not really.
Please.
[ USER ] : Sorry…
Before I even finished the remaining sentences.
The screen started stuttering as if it was broken.
[Developer]: Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted? Are you quick-witted?
Innumerable letters filled the screen in white.
—— Chiyiying
Tinnitus that cuts through the brain.
I just lost my mind.