After Being Abducted and Raised by A Snake

When his stomach started to move, Wan Zhong just finished his morning class and was going to have breakfast with a few fellow Taoists.

He hurriedly returned to the alchemy room, holding his extremely lively belly and shouting into the void: “Xuan Ming! I’m going to give birth! Xuan Ming!”

After marrying Xuan Ming, Wan Zhong did not stay in the demon realm but returned to the human world. He became a Taoist priest.

In this way, he could earn a salary, prepare for future practice, and stay with his grandfather to fulfill his filial piety.

Xuan Ming, on the other hand, took risks with his face, relying on his status as the emperor of the demon realm and the favor of Emperor of Heaven, completely ignored the rules of heaven. He worked tirelessly to communicate between the two worlds, determined to let his spouse get rid of his worries in the human world and return to the demon realm to stay together for a long time.

When he received Wan Zhong’s call, Xuan Ming was in Yaoshan Temple reviewing official documents.

He appeared next to his spouse almost in the blink of an eye, but Wan Zhong, who was rolling around in pain, still threw the pillow at Xuan Ming and said aggrievedly with red eyes: “Why did you come so late? It hurts me so much!”

Xuan Ming spat out the snake tongue and hugged him into his arms. At the same time, he reached out and stroked Wan Zhong’s slightly swollen belly. The violently moving belly immediately calmed down. Judging from the uneven belly, it looked like there were several long eggs inside.

Wan Zhong didn’t dare to look at it at all. He buried his head in Xuan Ming’s arms and sobbed helplessly. He was very scared and asked him: “Is it a snake? Or an egg? How, how can I give birth? Will it hurt?”

Recently, he had been studying the subject of children, but he was a man, and he was still pregnant with a litter of snake cubs, so he couldn’t use humans as a reference.

Wan Zhong was scared just thinking about it and was nervous. Xuan Ming kissed his sweaty temples and said, “It’s okay. I’ll take them out right now.”

“Huh? Do you want to do a caesarean section?”

“No need.”

“Then, how will you get them out?”

Wan Zhong was carried by Xuan Ming to the snake nest in the space. He watched as Xuan Ming rolled up his long sleeves and washed his hands carefully by the pool, and immediately took a step back. He held his belly and shouted, “Xuan Ming, what are you doing? Are you trying to dig them out with your hands?” He was about to run away, but Xuan Ming used his tail to roll him into a pit covered with thick, soft grass.

Wan Zhong clasped his legs together in a hurry, pushed Xuan Ming’s outstretched hand away, and cried in fear: “No! No! No! I won’t give birth! I won’t give birth!”

Xuan Ming frowned slightly, a little confused about what his spouse was afraid of. He used his snake tail to wrap around Wan Zhong’s twisting and struggling legs, leaned down, kissed the ends of his eyes covered with crimson wet marks, and softly comforted him: “It won’t hurt, it will be fine in a moment.”

Wan Zhong couldn’t imagine how Xuan Ming would take the snake eggs out of his stomach with his hands. He would faint just thinking about the scene.

But the situation was more difficult than his own feeling.

In addition to relying on Xuan Ming’s help, Wan Zhong didn’t know how to lay the eggs, so he relented: “Then you’d better open up my belly, don’t… don’t take them out with your hands, okay?”

That was too shameful and terrifying. He was really afraid this snake would be neither gentle nor careful. What if he took out his internal organs as well?

“I said no.”

Xuan Ming asked Wan Zhong to lie down, “Your soul will also be affected if the spiritual fetus is separated from the body. I need to cast a spell, so don’t move around.”

Wan Zhong bit his lip and, with trembling hands, untied the messy Taoist robe, took off his underwear, covered his face with his sleeves, and bent his legs. To facilitate Xuan Ming’s movements, he also put a pillow under his waist.

Xuan Ming was about to get down to business but was trapped between Wan Zhong’s legs: “…”

He turned around and asked the mirror.

[Mirror, mirror,]

[Have I been too busy these days? And neglecting him?]

[Otherwise, why would he not forget to seduce me at such an important moment?]

Xuan Ming spat out the snake tongue, lowered his head, and kissed his spouse’s trembling knees lovingly, signaling him to relax.

Wan Zhong was so nervous!

He curled his fingers tightly, and before he could take a deep breath to prepare himself, Xuan Ming suddenly touched his belly and said, “Okay.”

Three long snake eggs, evenly sized, small and black, laid quietly in Xuan Ming’s palm, shining like obsidian in the morning light, bling~ bling~.

Wan Zhong asked blankly, “Is it done already?”

His spouse moved happily as Xuan Ming said, “It’s done. Thank you for your hard work.” Then, turning his back, he secretly complained to the mirror.

[Mirror, mirror,]

[Why did he only give birth to three? It’s so unfair to me for all my hard work!]