About the story of a brave man being a potato for a thousand years and then the world was destroyed

Although being a potato is leisurely and comfortable, it is also lonely.

Although he can endure a long period of potato life, in his heart, he still hopes to meet other humans one day.

After all, he is a human after all.

It's just that time has passed too long, so long that he has almost given up hope.

But unexpectedly, he really found other humans when he came back, and he saw three at a time. How could he not be excited?

But unfortunately, these three people seemed to have a language barrier with him. He couldn't understand what he said, and he couldn't understand what he said.

He spoke Chinese, English, Japanese, Simida and Sawadika, but the other side was still confused, and the short girl over there seemed to switch to several languages ​​to communicate with him, and he didn't understand a word.

He was very annoyed. What about the universal standard Mandarin that was supposed to be brought with the universe? Why did it fall apart when it came to him?

After the two sides made some ineffective exchanges, the other party shrank aside and whispered.

Liu Ji stretched his neck to look at them, hoping that they would not just leave him here and leave.

He saw that the three men were flying in the sky just now.

As for whether they would harm him...

Liu Ji looked at his naked body.

Well, he was penniless, he didn't rob money, but he raped...

Well...

That was a ghost.

Seeing that the people on the opposite side looked decent, there shouldn't be such a pervert...

In short, as a naked pauper, there was probably no need to worry about his life safety.

Just naked...

Liu Ji looked down and dug.

Well, there are brothers in the soil, and brothers are also naked.

Looking up at the three people not far away, Liu Ji felt a little overwhelmed.

This was very embarrassing. It was okay if they were all men, but there was a girl...

And looking at the height of this girl, it was questionable whether she was an adult. He couldn't run out and walk his bird in public, right?

The big brother next to him was carrying a knife, and he didn't want to be chopped off by someone as a pervert.

After thinking for a while, he waved and shouted at a few people, attracted their attention, pointed at himself, put his hands into the sleeves of a coat with his left and right hands, and then made a buttoning gesture, and then looked at the three people expectantly.

The three people looked at each other, muttered a few words, and the big tiger patted his chest confidently for some reason, and then walked over with his head held high.

Liu Ji thought he was going to give his clothes to him, looked at the fur coat on him, and a light of hope suddenly bloomed in his eyes.

However, the big tiger did not take off his clothes, but stretched out his hands to pat his shoulders, then pinched his arms, and then poked his chest muscles, then gave him a thumbs up and nodded heavily.

Liu Ji: "?"

Liu Ji thought about it, and then made the action of putting a T-shirt on his head and pulling the clothes down.

The big tiger looked at him, touched his chin, then looked at his back, patted his abdominal muscles, and then gave him a thumbs up again, and smiled brightly.

Liu Ji: "???"

Liu Ji was a little confused and a little anxious. He clenched his fists and repeatedly pulled his coat in front of his chest, and cast a hopeful look at the big tiger.

Then...

The big tiger showed him a chest muscle and smiled brightly, and even a strange light flashed at the corner of his mouth.

Liu Ji looked at him with a question mark on his head, and couldn't say a word for a long time.

Seeing that he was stunned, the big tiger smiled brightly at him again, and then turned around and left with satisfaction.

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"No wonder that guy is showing off, his muscles are really good," said the big tiger, walking back to his companions, "Although it doesn't look exaggerated, it's very solid and elastic, and looks very powerful."

"Although... do you really think he is showing off his muscles to you? No matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like that," the corner of the young man with the long sword twitched.

"Huh? How could it not be like that?" The big tiger said confidently, "Didn't you see him first show the muscles of his arms and chest muscles, then the back muscles and abdominal muscles, and finally the chest muscles. What else could it be if it wasn't showing muscles?"

"Although I don't know what his movements mean, I know that his expression in response is full of doubts," the young man with a long sword looked helpless, "I think he either has some requirements or wants to tell us something."

"Is there?" The big tiger scratched his head and asked Ya Yin, who was thinking with her head down, "Ya Yin, what do you think?"

"Ah? What?" Ya Yin raised her head in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

"We are discussing what the strange potato man's movements mean," the young man with a long sword said, "What are you thinking about so intently."

"Nothing, I'm trying to recall if there is any language that is closer to his way of speaking," Ya Yin shook her head slightly, turned to look at the big tiger and said, "Aosa, what movements did he make?"

"Ah, just, like this, like this, and like this..." The big tiger called Aosa said, and reproduced Liu Ji's movements with exaggeration.

Of course, after he added some exaggeration, these movements really looked like they were just a show of muscles.

"Oh, that's it." Yayin nodded, waved the staff in her hand, and opened a small portal from the air. Then she reached in and took out a coarse cloth robe, and handed it to the big tiger. "Here, send it to him?"

Ao Sa took the clothes, blinked, and then turned to look at the naked Liu Ji, wondering: "Didn't he expose his muscles on purpose? Why did you give me this?"

"It's a pity that you are the only one who has that kind of interest." The young man with the long sword couldn't stand it anymore. He took the coarse robe and turned around and walked towards Liu Ji.

Seeing that someone finally understood what he meant, Liu Ji suddenly smiled, took the clothes, quickly put them on himself, and then pushed himself out of the ground.

After being down to earth for a long time, Liu Ji felt inexplicably fresh.

It seems that he has really been a potato for too long.

Seeing Liu Ji put on his clothes and walking around on the ground with a fresh look on his face, the young man with a long knife touched his chin and said to himself: "What a strange guy..."

Of course, Liu Ji couldn't understand what he said, so he could only smile at him.

The young man with the long sword was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then he smiled back.

Then he turned around and planned to go back.

Liu Ji thought for a while and followed him.

The young man with the long sword glanced at Liu Ji, didn't say anything, and just let him follow.

While walking, Liu Ji looked at the surrounding environment.

He felt that he might have lived as a potato for too long. Last time, he remembered that there was flat land nearby, but now there was such a big pit.

It's a pity that I haven't memorized the time, and no one knows the year and month that I traveled through time. Even if I want to confirm how long I have been a potato, I can't do it.

Hmm... By the way, he just discovered that his hair seemed to have turned green.

Although it seems quite reasonable that my hair will turn green due to photosynthesis after so many years, but, how should I put it, the mood is quite subtle.

While he was thinking wildly, suddenly, a delicate and small face appeared in front of Liu Ji's eyes.

Yayin, who was wearing a shabby robe and holding a long wand, walked up to him at some point and was looking up at him.

He was wondering when suddenly, Na Yain stretched out her right hand and lightly snapped her fingers.

Snapped!

A flaming bird appeared on Yayin's fingertips.

The little bird tilted its head, chirped crisply, then fluttered its wings, flew around the two of them twice, and finally hovered in front of Liu Ji's eyes.

Liu Ji looked at the flaming bird, and the bird looked at him.

Then suddenly, with a bang, the little bird turned into a beautiful little firework and bloomed, then slowly disappeared.

Liu Ji stared blankly at the place where the fireworks dissipated, and then looked at Ya Yin standing in front of him, and found that the other person was looking at him directly, as if expecting his reaction.

Liu Ji thought for half a second, then raised his hands and gave a warm applause to this performance.

7. The old unlucky guy felt uncomfortable on the spot.

Because Liu Ji turned back into a human being, he naturally had nothing to eat.

In order to get enough food, the young man with a long knife decided to go hunting deep in the woods.

Ao Sa originally wanted to go together, but the Changdao young man seemed not to trust Ya Yin and Liu Ji to be alone, so he forced him to stay.

Now Osa is sitting boredly by the newly lit fire to warm himself up. Yayin on the side is concentrating on writing and drawing in a small notebook. Not far from them, Liu Ji is holding a thick and heavy book. Slowly flip through old books.

"I remember... that magic book was the first gift your teacher gave you, right?" Ao Sa threw the branch into the fire and asked Yain beside him, "You just lent it to me like this?" Him?"

"We know nothing about the world here. I think we need a guide," Yayin replied without raising her head. "Although that magic book is just an enlightenment magic book for children, as long as you can learn simple magic I can use the spell to communicate with him."

"But that's your teacher..." As Osa finished speaking, he found Yayin glaring at him, scratched his chin, and changed his words, "Okay, let's not talk about this... But, I thought he was using a spell. The dialogue is just a pretense used by those third-rate magicians.”

"Generally speaking, that's true," Yayin once again turned her attention to the notebook in her hand, "But isn't the prerequisite for being able to show off that this thing can really be used for communication?"

"Then why don't we teach him common language or something?" Aosa asked.

"I have never learned how to teach others to understand a new language when there is no similar language at all," Yayin said. "And if you want to teach, he may not want to learn."

"But, can he learn the incantation?" Aossa held up his chin, "I also read the magic book when I was a child, but I couldn't understand it at all."

"It depends on luck. If you are talented and interested, learning spells by yourself is much faster than learning a new language. At least judging from his reaction just now, he is not lacking in interest," Yain said , tore out a page from the small book and handed it to Ao Sa, "Here, your task should be completed before the sun goes down."

"Ah?" Ao Sa took the page and looked at it, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched wildly, "Here, you need so many logs? Do you have to collect them separately in a distant place? No, but Mowente asked me to guard you?"

"Come on, do I need you to guard it?" Yayin rolled her eyes at Aosa, "Movente is just paranoid. I am half a demon after all. I know better than you whether the potato man is dangerous or not."

"Is he dangerous?" Aosa asked.

"Not at all, as safe as a blank sheet of paper," Yayin replied, "I doubt he has ever killed anyone in his life... No, maybe, he has never seen anyone die in front of him."

"Ah? No way?" Aosa looked at Liu Ji in astonishment, but quickly reacted, "Oh, that's right, this is the other side of the desert..."

"Yes, this is the other side of the desert," Yayin said in a low voice, "There is no tyrant and his dog here, and no one's home has been smashed to pieces by them."

"Uh..." Aosa opened his mouth to say something, but didn't know what to say. He scratched his head, said "I'm going to chop trees", and turned away.

Yayin sighed, lowered his head, and continued to write something in his little notebook.

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Liu Ji was a little confused.

Just now, the girl who looked underage showed him a little magic.

Although he had been in the other world for many years, this was the first time he saw magic.

Well, if you count the time when he saw the three of them flying in the sky when he just woke up, it might be the second time.

He didn't know what his expression was at that time, but he felt that it might be similar to the expression he had when he first saw the GBA game console when he was a child.

After all, it was magic.

He grew up watching Harry Potter and fantasized about an owl delivering his admission letter countless times in his childhood.

Then the girl gave him a book.

He was originally wondering if he could understand a book given to him when he didn't even understand the language.

But when he opened it, guess what.

Hey, my goodness, it turns out to be a children's picture book!

It's point-to-read!

Just click on the words in the picture and the corresponding pronunciation will sound in your mind. It's simply a magical version of BBK!

I don’t know if it’s because the pronunciation is too difficult to pronounce, or because I haven’t spoken for too long as a potato. Liu Ji couldn’t learn the simple three-syllable word on the little flame on the first page.

He felt like he had been twisting his tongue for a long time, but he couldn’t get it right.

The strangest thing is that according to the diagram above, when reading this word, it seems that you have to raise your right hand and point your index finger to the sky.

Liu Ji raised his right hand and pressed the word on the book with his left hand, while repeating the word that he couldn’t pronounce smoothly.

He felt like a priest holding a cross and reading the Bible.

Well, a priest reading a dot reading machine.