A Veteran of the Hero Academy

Vicky had a sense of dominance over everything.

For example, should it be said that it is the momentum that automatically makes the snow fall like I am now?

“Sit this way!”

I got up and took the chair next to me.

“Ugh.”

Vicky snorted and sat down on the chair naturally.

This seemed familiar to Vicky.

Vicky put on a short skirt and put her bare legs on the desk without hesitation.

I was desperately trying to suppress my instincts so as not to look in that direction.

I kept seeing flesh-colored whites, but I had to endure it.

I didn’t even have the slightest thought of going to the gambling board as a pair against Vicky’s heart.

“Concentrate! Now! Once everyone is seated in a row, I’ll tell you about the first assignment.”

Teacher Benjamin tapped the blackboard and said.

When Mr. Benjamin waved his hand, the papers flew out and placed one by one in front of the students.

Magic was always convenient.

I wish I had a talent for magic, but the test result was 0.

Literally 0.

In fact, I wasn’t talented at most other things, but fortunately I didn’t get kicked out.

“The details of the first assignment are all written on the paper you have just received. Please read it and raise your hand and ask a question if there is something you do not understand.”

There was also a piece of paper with a lot of writing in front of it.

I read the writing on the paper slowly.

The first step in the task was to investigate the monsters written on the paper.

The second is for each group to announce about it.

The last thing was to enter the dungeon with the corresponding monsters for practice.

The content of the assignment exactly suited the name of the lecture ‘Understanding Demons’.

After reading it all, I looked to the side and saw Deshon and the madman flirting with each other without even reading the paper.

They both seemed to get along well with each other.

However, the two of them didn’t seem interested in the assignment, so they got annoyed.

“What are you doing without reading?”

He said quietly, barely holding back the desire to hold onto them one by one.

Because if you have a loud voice, you can go against Vicky-sama’s heart.

“Quuk.. no investigation is needed to annihilate the demons.. quibble.. All you need is the right arm of the end..

Cheolsu grabbed his eye patch and muttered.

“You, a lowly commoner, take care of that! I’m not in the position to do that!”

The two spit out crazy noises side by side without hesitation.

With these guys, I think I’ll really win, so should I just drop it?

“Huh”

Suddenly, I heard a nice snoring sound right next to my ear.

“So you don’t want to?”

Vicky’s face rested on my shoulder.

Vicky smelled like a bit of strawberry.

In an instant, Deshon and Cheolsu stood up attentively.

“No! I’ll work hard!”

Deshon answered while looking straight ahead and looking straight ahead.

“Keup.. This seat does not evade responsibility.”

Cheolsu, who had taken a standing posture, murmured.

“Ugh, I’m sorry..”

Vicky licked my ear lightly with his tongue and went back.

I felt goosebumps all over my body as I felt the moist feeling in my ears.

You have to be mindful of this.

If you score low on assignments, you could die.

Before long, I took a standing posture just like the children next to me.

“Choose one captain from each group”

said Mr. Benjamin.

Cheolsu and Deshon were staring at me blankly.

It’s going to be a tough group assignment.

“What is the captain?”

Beside him, Vicky asked a question beyond common sense.

“I want you to choose the leader of each group.”

I took the stance of an article I once read in a book taking an oath and responded politely.

Kneel on one knee and place your forearm on your knee.

It just happened naturally to my body.

I don’t know why.

Is it a survival instinct?

“Hey, it’s the boss. Then I’ll do it. You bastards.”

Vicky, who put her legs on my shoulders naturally, said with a flash of red eyes.

“Yep!”

When I looked behind me, I saw Cheol-su and De-Shon, who were in the same position as me.

The surrounding students watched this spectacle while holding back their laughter.

He avoided the gaze of those around him.

So we became Vicky’s men.

“This is the first order, you bastards. Do your homework yourself. If you don’t, prepare to rip off each ear.”

Vicky sticks out his tongue and licks his red lips.

“Yes! Master!”

We shouted at the same time, though no one told us.

That’s how Vicky and Bob Budgel’s group were born.

We laughed around, but we were serious.

This is a matter of life and death.

“Oh, and you’ll buy some strawberry milk next time.”

said Vicky, pointing at me before leaving the classroom.

“Yes! Master!”

I again took the stance of a knight making an oath and answered.

Mistress – Why do you keep coming up with this posture?

As if satisfied with my answer, Vicky smiled and left.

“Hey! Why are you taking such a sassy attitude!”

A little while after Vicky left, Deshon got up and asked me.

“Whoa! You were doing it too.”

I kindly showed Deshon the middle finger of my left hand.

My knee hurt because I was kneeling too hard.

“Because you’re doing something like that, I did it without you knowing!”

Deshon grumbled and brushed his knee.

“Keuk.. I will never forget this disgrace… Empress of the Red Flame… Kuk…”

I only sighed.

How was this dream team formed?

“For now, let’s divide the data investigation into three and take each part and investigate.”

I marked the part exactly by dividing it into three parts.

“Heh, commoners like you should take care of that.”

“Keuk.. to have the main seat do such a thing… You’re arrogant… Kwok…”

As expected, there was a backlash from the buggies.

“Ah! Of course, we will report each portion to Vicky-sama.”

Without realizing it, I added Nimja to the end of Vicky’s name.

The mouths of the two complaining were closed like lies.

Then they hurriedly took my paper and marked it on their own.

Is this the feeling of riding on a tiger’s back?

“E- rice dumplings”

Without realizing it, I audibly followed Vicky’s words.

rice dumplings.

It sticks in your mouth.

***

During the break between the 1st and 2nd periods, I came out to the bench in the corner of the playground.

I heard that regular exposure to sunlight is good for health.

I think my health is terrible.

The weather was nice and there were many children out on the playground.

This corner bench was one of my favorite places for kids without friends like me.

The playground was overgrown with grass, and the refreshing sunlight was shining like spring.

I felt a pleasant warmth.

“Ah-Hey Aiden!”

When you’re in this place, Kayle appears, as always.

“Are you here?”

He yawned and greeted Kayle.

“I’ve been waiting for you too!”

Kayle approached with a peculiarly funny expression.

I told Kayle about the grouping in the first period.

“You’re in a pair with Viki-chan?! I’m envious!!”

Kayle rubbed her whole body and said in a desperate voice.

“It’s good, what’s good. Damn I got down on my knees earlier and became a footrest.”

It felt like the left shoulder, where Vicky had raised his leg, was slightly lowered.

With strength, I raised my left shoulder slightly.

“Oh oh oh oh! Even such a reward!! Where?!”

Kayle got excited and rubbed my shoulders.

“No, damn it! Why does it matter where the shoulder is! f*ck!”

I tried to shake off Kayle, but I couldn’t get away from Kayle’s strong force.

“If you lick that shoulder, you’re licking Vicky-chan’s feet!!”

Kayle was so excited that he snorted hot snorts and snorted.

“I’m the one who told you, damn it”

It was so sad that my relationship with Kayle was the only one who could say this.

Even in the midst of this, Kayle was twitching when I moved my shoulders back and forth.

I hit Kayle’s head hard with his fist, but only my hand hurt.

Really, what is this little body made of?

He didn’t even care if it hit me.

“Real piglet!”

Kayle, who had been sniffing for a while, fell.

“It only smells like Aiden’s unique coop..”

muttered a depressed Kayle.

“Then it must have a f*cking smell! And what the f*ck is that coopy smell?”

I got a sore throat for nothing, so I hit one more, but only my hand hurt.

The coopy smell that Kayle said bothered me, so I put the clothes to my nose.

It doesn’t smell at all.

But when did I wash these clothes?

“The reward for being Viki-chan’s feet…”

Cale continued to mutter a little.

“Ah, I have to go to the second class. It’s swordsmanship practice.”

Before going to swordsmanship practice, I had to stop by a locker and pack my sword and armor.

“I’m also practicing swordsmanship.”

Kayle followed me and got up from the chair.

We went to the locker to get our swords and armor.

As if what happened yesterday was a dream again, no one paid any attention to me.

I wish the day would end so smoothly.

I opened a locker that was halfway between green and gray.

Maybe this locker wasn’t dark green in the first place?

When I opened the locker, smelling the peculiar smell of iron, there were many letters piled up inside.

As I opened the locker, the letters inside spilled out.

no shit what is this

It was as if they had been sneaked into the space between the lockers.

My heart fluttered at the bomb of letters I received for the first time in my life.

Could it be that I became a popular person without knowing it…?

There were a lot of things that only had paper in them without envelopes.

And on that paper, at first glance, there were letters written in red.

I picked up one of them and read it.

‘I will kill. I will kill. I will die.’

It was filled with red letters.

Then it’s shit.

The person writing this article almost scribbled at the end whether he was excited or hurt his hand.

Maybe my hand hurts.

It had its own sincerity.

Of course, it wasn’t what I expected.

I pulled out another one and read it.

‘Don’t let our Luna-sama get dirty. ‘Dirty commoner’

Perhaps it was written by a nobleman, so it was more educated than before.

Still, one of these was a love letter, so I took it out and read it one by one.

‘Luna unnie can’t be anyone’s.’

Go to Luna and tell her about it.

Or if you’re with me-

‘This letter started in the Kingdom of Elibaum 1000 years ago..’

what the f*ck is this again

‘Keup.. I invite you to the Dark Death Club.. Kqup…’

I just tore up what I just read.

“Luna-chan’s Dark Guard! It’s moving!”

I don’t know who Kayle is talking to, but he yells out loud.

What is the Dark Guard? Kayle managed to get out of his mouth with words that were embarrassing to hear.

Kayle seemed to be trembling with excitement.

“Really, Aiden! Will he be able to overcome the Dark Guard and win Luna-chan!”

Excitedly, Kayle grabbed my shoulder and shook it.

It’s really boring, it’s boring

“Oh shit! What the Dark Guard! What a f*cking dog! Get away you pig!”

My bones hurt because of my shaking head.

I hit Kayle in the chest with my fist, but only my hand hurt.

“oo!!!”

Students passing by looked at Kayle’s exasperated shout.

He was a really shy kid no matter where he put it.

I roughly put my hand between the papers and pulled out my sword and armor.

I closed the locker door again, but it didn’t close well because of the letters.

He pushed the door with his shoulder and barely closed it.

Most students bring their armor and swords from outside the academy.

But poor students like me just use what the school provides.

Of course, so was Kayle next to me.

Kayle’s sword and armor were also huge to match his size.

Kayle painted his armor colorfully with paint that he didn’t know where he got it.

Also, a strange character was drawn on the chest.

The person next to me was more embarrassed than the kale I was wearing.

The swordsmanship practice room was located in the annex.

Some students walked around wearing luxurious looking armor.

My old armor with the Hero Academy mark on it felt a bit shabby.

“After all, Irene-chan’s special armor is the best!”

Cale walked proudly to see if he was proud of his armor.

Of course, the embarrassment was mine.

We naturally went to the corner of the swordsmanship practice room and sat down.

“good morning.”

Fiora, the teacher in charge of swordsmanship practice, came in.

She was wearing tight-fitting clothes and a thin gray cardigan over it.

She had her brown hair in a bundle, but not a single strand of her hair came out of the bundle, which represented Fiora’s sword-like personality.

“Today’s practice is simple. Cut 1000 times, stab 1000 times, then start.”

Teacher Fiora said in a cool tone.

Fiora’s class was always like that.

A class devoted to the basics.

It was a class suitable for the lower grades.

I immediately took a position and started cutting.

“Get out of here.”

Teacher Fiora walked around with a wooden sword and looked after the students’ postures.

“I told you last time. Aiden. Give me more power on this side.”

Fiora, who was passing by, said while striking my forearm with a sword.

I corrected my posture as pointed out.

“Focus on one thing at a time.”

Fiora said as she passed by.

In fact, swordsmanship was a slow pace of improvement in this type of training.

In order to rapidly improve swordsmanship, either an overwhelming talent or a high-ranking swordsman was required.

High-ranking swordsmanship was not only expensive, but it was not easy to obtain even with money.

It was a form that came down to the nobles as a family vision or was shared by a specific group of warriors.

There was no way for such people to inform others of their means of earning a living.

So I haven’t learned the upper level swordsmanship yet.

Fortunately, there was also a swordsmanship book that the Hero Academy taught me, but I haven’t learned it yet because I’ve been learning since I was in 4th grade.

After entering the Hero Academy for the first time, I also swung my sword all day.

I believe I have some talent.

In the end, I realized I had no talent sooner than others.

Swinging it in the air alone didn’t help much with his swordsmanship skills.

There are artifacts that promote talent, but there was no way I could live without the money to buy swords and armor.

I wondered if something would change if I became a 4th grader and learned swordsmanship…

Oops! has been rushed

Still, the me who wields it one more time will be stronger than the me who didn’t wield it.

I made up my mind again and swung it around.

“Please hit me harder!”

“Please don’t ask for anything strange.”

“Hey!”

“Don’t make weird noises.”

Fiora’s calm voice rose.

He tried to ignore the sound from the side and swung his sword once more.

***

how many years have passed

The last owner told me.

It takes a thousand years to get rid of the demonic nature that dwells in you.

I will come back to collect you in a thousand years.

It was funny because it was magical.

They started a war because they wanted to have this body, so why are you shifting the blame to me?

Of course, I did blow some wind to the owners, but…

Literally, a little bit.

In any case, the problem was that the lizard kids were strict.

Ironically, a thousand years was not a long time for me and the lizard.

I couldn’t even sleep because I had ego in the subject of the sword.

In fact, at first I thought I might be a god.

He did not die, he did not become weary, he did not grow old.

I realized it after going through many owners.

That I’m just a sword that can’t do anything by myself.

When the owner’s neck is blown away, I am handed over to someone else.

It was sad at times, but later the process was fun.

human greed. That pure feeling was interesting.

So, if the owner was not happy with it, there were times when he changed the sword’s path.

All living things, whether humans or lizards, will die someday.

sad to death

Of course, I’m not a mortal.

uhhhh How about a sword humor writer’s humor?

At the end of the day, will I miss that curly yellow lizard who was the last owner?

Thinking back now on how I used to swear at each of my jokes, saying it was vulgar, it was pretty cute.

Of course, at the time, I was working hard to kill the lizard.

“cheeky”

A crack has formed in the barrier that surrounds me.

If my calculations were correct, there would still be over a hundred years left, right?

Did the yellow lizard change his mind and miss me?

I’ll have to jump around a bit and get over it.

I didn’t wait.

The barrier has been completely removed.

After the barrier was lifted, it was a beautiful woman with short black hair who entered the room.

Is this owner a female human?

Judging from the fact that he tore the yellow lizard’s barrier, his skills seemed to be quite useful.

Good start.

I was a sword, so I had no gender, but I liked women better than men.

The reason is that women’s hands are softer than men’s hands.

I prepared the first word.

Would you like to give the world away?

No. No, you could be sued for breaking the contract later.

Would you say that you cut down all your enemies?

It’s too cliche.

Or should I bring out the humor I’ve been thinking about for a thousand years?

I refined my voice.

How long have you been talking about this?

Quickly hold me in those soft hands girl

There are over a thousand kinds of humor.

The girl reached out to me.

Just imagining the feeling of the girl’s soft hands made me happy.

Sparks went out from the girl’s hand.

huh? Is something strange?

And excruciating pain overcame me.

It’s like the agonizing pain suffered by the god of dwarfs when they were first born.

aah!

“Hehe- If I give you a present, you will like it, huh?”

I heard the voice of a girl laughing horribly.

The ghastly hard, cold mana of the girl pierced my body.

I guess this is probably wrong.

Save me yellow lizard!!

Of course, I’m a sword, so saying “save me” doesn’t suit me, but haha

Aww!